YOUR DREAMS!

This one is a bit distrubing, and I didn't even know it while dreaming o3o

So, my buddy Zodi and her friend Maggie were on a mission to unclog something from this resevoir in the middle of the forest. The resevoir was filled with thick, blackish-greenish water or something like that. So they dived down, and with a bunch of random people watching (including me), they never surfaced so I'm assuming they both died.

The dream fast-forwarded to about a week later, where I was in a fancy condo and there was an alert going around that poisonous gas was approaching us. I guess it was Zodi and Maggie's fault somehow.

Someone told me to get into my room, and I did.

After a while in the room I got bored, so I grabbed a plastic bag and covered my nose and mouth with this (I understand if this was irl it would've killed me xD) I walked out into the hallway, where it was dark, blue, and hazy. I kept tripping over dead bodies that were either babies or midgets ._. Somehow I wasn't bothered at all by this.

Then I proceeded to the living room of the condo, where these two men (that I'm sure I knew but I just forgot) drinking beer with plastic bags of their own and watching TV.

Idk what the fuck happened after that, but it was pretty messed up xD

YOU'RE FUCKED UP.

LOL TAY XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

.... :omgohnoes: ?

TAY. YOUR DREAMS ARE WEIRDER THAN MINE.
...NICK CAN VOUCH FOR THAT, HE KNOWS MY DREAMS. xDDDDDD

NICK'S DREAMS ARE WET DREAMS. ABOUT DAN.

Milk of Coffee wrote:

TAY. YOUR DREAMS ARE WEIRDER THAN MINE.
...NICK CAN VOUCH FOR THAT, HE KNOWS MY DREAMS. xDDDDDD

YES o.e;;

wat wrote:

NICK'S DREAMS ARE WET DREAMS. ABOUT DAN.

Not dan ... Rosie

And Starbucks@Nick. ;P

Milk of Coffee wrote:

And Starbucks@Nick. ;P

>.>

Lord and Master of Coffee wrote:

Milk of Coffee wrote:

And Starbucks@Nick. ;P

>.>

;D
I'LL TAKE A SKINNY LATTE WITH EXTRA MILK KTHX.

Milk of Coffee wrote:

Lord and Master of Coffee wrote:

Milk of Coffee wrote:

And Starbucks@Nick. ;P

>.>

;D
I'LL TAKE A SKINNY LATTE WITH EXTRA MILK KTHX.

you would wouldnt you? XD

Lord and Master of Coffee wrote:

Milk of Coffee wrote:

Lord and Master of Coffee wrote:

Milk of Coffee wrote:

And Starbucks@Nick. ;P

>.>

;D
I'LL TAKE A SKINNY LATTE WITH EXTRA MILK KTHX.

you would wouldnt you? XD

...THERE'S NO WAY TO ANSWER THIS NON-OBVIOUSLY, SO I'MA LEAVE IT. TALK TO ME ON AIM. xDDDDDDDDDD

Milk of Coffee wrote:

Lord and Master of Coffee wrote:

Milk of Coffee wrote:

Lord and Master of Coffee wrote:

Milk of Coffee wrote:

And Starbucks@Nick. ;P

>.>

;D
I'LL TAKE A SKINNY LATTE WITH EXTRA MILK KTHX.

you would wouldnt you? XD

...THERE'S NO WAY TO ANSWER THIS NON-OBVIOUSLY, SO I'MA LEAVE IT. TALK TO ME ON AIM. xDDDDDDDDDD

lolkay XDDD

OKAY I HAD A DREAM
WHERE ZETSUBOU-SENSEI WAS MY 11TH-GRADE SCIENCE TEACHER
AND HE HAD LIKE THIS LASER POINTER THAT DISPLAYED POWERPOINT PRESENTATIONS INSTEAD OF A RED DOT
AND LIKE HE GAVE IT TO ME AND I WAS USING ON THE WALL DURING CLASS
BUT THEN IT GOT TAKEN UP BY LIKE THIS ASSISTANT TEACHER WHO WAS LIKE BALD AND STUFF.
AND FOR SOME REASON I LIVED ON THE BOTTOM FLOOR OF A TWO-STORY HOUSE WITH LIKE NO FURNITURE OR ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR THIS LIKE, BEDFRAME WITH WHEELS AND A STEERING WHEEL
AND ZETSUBOU-SENSEI LIVED ON THE TOP FLOOR
SO I'D DRIVE THE BEDFRAME TO SCHOOL AND HE'D RIDE ALONG WITH ME AND STUFF
HE WAS A PRETTY COOL GUY

@ Chris.
...Although, I've had weirder. xD

Milk of Coffee wrote:

@ Chris.
...Although, I've had weirder. xD

Top this one:

I was standing outside my old apartment complex talking to my mom about something i don't remember, when all of a sudden an alligator comes out of the lake behind my complex. :omgohnoes:. I then proceeded to do what any sane human would do.... kill it by playing Angel of Death on a non existent instrument (air guitar ftw). The alligator then disappeared.....and i continued to play Angel of Death

I can top that.
'Kayso, there's this stuffed dog thing in my room.
Anyway.
One night I dreamt that I was lying in bed trying to sleep. I was looking at that dog, and all of a sudden its face turns into this huge dog-version of . So at this point I'm all, " ". But it gets weirder. This dog turns around in this weird 'clown-on-pot' voice and goes, "USE THE FORCE, LUKE." And then does this evil laugh thing.
Okay. I /HATE/ STAR WARS, AND HAVE WATCHED THE THIRD MOVIE ONLY. WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT DREAM COME FROM?
...I also have other dreams that I've told Nick about.

Milk of Coffee wrote:

...I also have other dreams that I've told Nick about.

like the one with the sex with Chris?

Nick wrote:

Milk of Coffee wrote:

...I also have other dreams that I've told Nick about.

like the one with the sex with Chris?

i don't want to know you anymore

Nick wrote:

Milk of Coffee wrote:

...I also have other dreams that I've told Nick about.

like the one with the sex with Chris?

I HAVE NOT, AND NEVER /WILL/ DREAM OF CHRIS.
...I dream of...other people. ;D

LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

wat wrote:

LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

...
NTY.

Milk of Coffee wrote:

wat wrote:

LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

...
NTY.

Like Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssss

Nick wrote:

Milk of Coffee wrote:

wat wrote:

LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

...
NTY.

Like Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssss

WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT I DO NOT AND NEVER WILL DREAM OF CHRIS.
...AND YOU /KNOW/ WHO I DREAM ABOUT SO STFU. xD

Milk of Coffee wrote:

Nick wrote:

Milk of Coffee wrote:

wat wrote:

LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

...
NTY.

Like Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssss

WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT I DO NOT AND NEVER WILL DREAM OF CHRIS.
...AND YOU /KNOW/ WHO I DREAM ABOUT SO STFU. xD

OMG! DAN DREAMS ABOUT HOODS?