YOUR DREAMS!

Iced T wrote:

... when all of a sudden my childhood friend came in and hopped in the tub (SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP) and I said, "No! What the hell is wrong with you!? Yuri? Don't come in here! D8}"

SOUNDS HOT.
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OH MY GOD I'M TURNING INTO ROY

Chris, you are Roy.

@Chris and Tay; Have you guys been sniffing crack again?

Iced T wrote:

Before I say my dream, the day before I was at a store and I saw this girl with really ugly hair. It was brunette except for the tips and these poofy bangs, which were blonde.

Kayso that night, I dreamed I was in the bathtub (SHUTUP) and there was all this sawdust and crap in there. I was like, "Eh, I don't care" when all of a sudden my childhood friend came in and hopped in the tub (SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP) and I said, "No! What the hell is wrong with you!? Yuri? Don't come in here! D8}" so I got out and my hair was like that girl with the weird bangs. "WTF!?" I started scratching the blonde part and all these tiny square-shaped wood flakes came out. I concluded that my hair was blonde because of them. It was like that for a while until I woke up, freaked out by everything ._.

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WHY IS YOU DREAMING ABOUT FRIENDS GETTING IN THE BATH WITH YOU? xDDDDD YOU SHOULDN'T BE THINKING ABOUT THINGS LIKE THAT WHEN YOU GO TO SLEEP, TAY. TSK TSK. -Shot-

Thank god Dan hasn't posted his yet O.e;;

Nick wrote:

Thank god Dan hasn't posted his yet O.e;;

It has been brought up again....

DAN. SHARE PLZ.

Heartless wrote:

Nick wrote:

Thank god Dan hasn't posted his yet O.e;;

It has been brought up again....

DAN. SHARE PLZ.

I...CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER. xDDDDD
NICK, YOU HAVE IT ON YOUR PMS - POST IT.
...WITHOUT TEH EXCESSIVE DETAILS. Dx

POST IT. IT'S NOT THAT HARD. TWSS.

i cleared my PMs awhile ago ^.^

@ Fairy Danmother~ wrote:

Heartless wrote:

Nick wrote:

Thank god Dan hasn't posted his yet O.e;;

It has been brought up again....

DAN. SHARE PLZ.

I...CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER. xDDDDD
NICK, YOU HAVE IT ON YOUR PMS - POST IT.
...WITHOUT TEH EXCESSIVE DETAILS. Dx

....I read that as Dan saying that Nick has something on his PMS. O.o
Liek...girl PMS. XDDDDDDDD
-randomthought-......

Ish Rosie. o3o wrote:

@ Fairy Danmother~ wrote:

Heartless wrote:

Nick wrote:

Thank god Dan hasn't posted his yet O.e;;

It has been brought up again....

DAN. SHARE PLZ.

I...CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER. xDDDDD
NICK, YOU HAVE IT ON YOUR PMS - POST IT.
...WITHOUT TEH EXCESSIVE DETAILS. Dx

....I read that as Dan saying that Nick has something on his PMS. O.o
Liek...girl PMS. XDDDDDDDD
-randomthought-......

And I read Nick saying that he cleared his PMS as.. well, you get the idea. xD

Nick wrote:

i cleared my PMs awhile ago ^.^

YES. SO YOU DON'T HAVE THAT PM ANYMORE? -Celebrates-

Nick wrote:

i cleared my PMs awhile ago ^.^

Rawr.

Heartless wrote:

Nick wrote:

i cleared my PMs awhile ago ^.^

Rawr.

IKR? EXCUSES :K

Thats why there's memory, so you can still tell us even though it won't be as accurate 8D

SO.
It started off (from what I can remember) with Mulan 2.
Mulan and General Shang were married, but these three men in a car were trying to kill them. One of them was really short, and had greasy neatly parted black hair, and a leetle black moustache.
The other looked like Freddy Krueger, but a wrinkly version, and had leathery, shiny brown skin. He wore and ugly suit, trenchcoat, and hat.
But I couldn't remember the third at all, and I am doubting his existence. o3o
So Mulan and Shang ran into their mansion, which had huge windows, and looked rly naice.
But them men shot at them from the car, so they went and hid.
Kaiv and I were there, so we went and somehow snuck into the back seat of the bad guys' car, and we were going to kill them, maybe. So then they gave up and drove off, and Kaiv and I jst sat there, waiting, and we were all huddled up behind the seats in the back seat, which was weird because it was just a regular car.
No, he did not rape me.
He was in his old outfit, a black button-up longsleeves shirt and black pants, which I thought was weird. He had his current markings, though.
So then the evil guys parked somewhere, in a driveway, and Freddy Krueger guy pulled out the back seats, and then we went as close to the back we could, but he still saw us.
So he pulled me out first, and I was helpless. Then he pulled Kaiv out.
But Kaiv's powers were all defective, so he could only freeze the guy's hand. Even that took effort for him.
So Kaiv escaped and ran off, chasing this car we were supposed to be in, idk why. But his powers were still being all defective, and he was trying to freeze the road ahead of him to slide and go faster, but he could only freeze, like, little patches at a time. And FK man was laughing. D:
Then something about school, then something about walking the dog, but thre were all kinds of people there. And some weird bugs. Idk.
Then, Vixella and the random old lady were going to de-quill Sahara. Sahara was all '... Okay...' and Vixella had retarded reasons for it. They were going to heat his areas that quills came out of, so it turned to glass, which was stupid because then it would be hard for him to move. Before they did, Vixella went out and bought groceries, I don't know why. She also bought some metal and one of those forges, for heating it and rubbing it on Sahara (stfu lol).
Then Sahara said she wasn't allowed to until she gave him bacon. So she gave him a pack of bacon and he ate it like all raw and stuff. Which was gross.
Then, she heated the metal and ran it over his calf. It turned to glass, and he was like
"FUCK WOMAN YOU CAN'T DO THIS"
and he got up (he was laying on his front lol) and like, roared. And curse, and was like ttly angry.
Earlier, this school bus had gone by. It was full of leetle children.
And earlier Sahara wanted to chase after it and wreck it, so now, he ran from the room Vixella and the old lady were in (old lady was like terrified lol) and chased after the bus.
The bus was just dropping off the children at school, but Sahara sealed all the windows and doors. He then ripped a hole in the roof and ripped open this one younger girl's backpack, and ate her lunch. And sh was crying a lot, and then he killed her. And he went up the aisles of the bus, killing children in many ways.
And Vixella was probably like "GOD DAMNIT SAHARA." Idk because my dream did not go back there.
THE ENDDDDD.

TL;DR

OKAY; THREE WORDS:
WHAT. THE. FUCK?

OH.
AND I HAD ANOTHER.
THE NIGHT BEFORE LAST.
It gave me an idea, too.

K so, there was this school, and these three people who never talked to each other suddenly did, and that summoned Mantis, but he was in his like evil death form. Which is evil and goes around mindlessly killing.
BUT ALL HE DID WAS RUN AROUND.
And this lady kept telling him to stop
and I guess he killed everyone
because the school was suddenly empty and gorey.
o3o

AND THEN
IT WENT TO THIS COMMERCIAL.
SERIOUS.
And it was this guy, wh o was like,
"If anyone needs a human sacrifice, use me. I'm available."
SO I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE
AND I BROUGHT KIT
TO KILL THE GUY
AND THEN I WAS SUDDENLY TALKING TO THE GUY
AND KIT WAS GONE
AND THIS WEIRD GUY WITH BLONDE SPIKY HAIR WHO WAS ANIMATED KISSED ME AND SAID "I'M THE BABY SITTER."
AND I WAS LIKE
"WHAT. THE. FUCK."
AND I COULDN'T MOVE I WAS SO HORRIFIED
THEN ME AND THAT BLONDE GUY WENT INTO THE KITCHEN
AND HAD SOME DORITOS. BUT THEY WERE IN A PRINGLES CONTAINER.
AND I FORGOT THE REST, BUT THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT A DEPARTMENT STORE AT NIGHT.

I'M IN YOUR DREAMS.
;)

I HAD ONE THAT BRIEFLY INVOLVED NAKED CLONES.
WTF.

Sahara wrote:

I'M IN YOUR DREAMS.
;)

BITCH.
YOU ARE SO NOT OPTIMUS PRIME.

OKAY SO I HAD A WEIRD DREAM
IT STARTED OFF WITH ME PICKING ALL OF Y'ALL UP FROM THE AIRPORT WITH MY FUTURE FD. I DON'T KNOW HOW THE HELL ALL OF Y'ALL FIT IN SUCH A TINY CAR BUT WHATEVER.
THEN WE WENT TO THIS RESTAURANT THAT HAD A SWIMMING POOL IN IT. SOMEHOW I WAS ABLE TO SWIM. (lulz i can't swim.) ANY WAY WHILE WE WERE ALL SWIMMING SOME GUY CAME UP AND TRIED TO RAPE CHES AND SOMEHOW I WAS ABLE TO RASENGAN HIM. SO LIKE THEN RIGHT BEFORE WE GOT OUR FOOD IT TURNED INTO A DRIVE THROUGH AND SOMEHOW CHES WAS DRIVING. SO I LEANED OUT THE WINDOW (like my whole upper body lulz) TO GET THE FOOD AND CHES STARTED DRIVING OFF WHILE I WAS STILL HANGING OUT THE WINDOW. I SOMEHOW MANAGED TO CATCH A BAT FLYING IN THE AIR DURING THIS.
THEN FOR SOME REASON WE WERE AT THE GYM AT MY CHURCH AND Y'ALL WERE PLAYING BASKETBALL WHILE I WATCHED FROM THE CEILING. THEN A BUNCH OF PEOPLE CAME IN AND WE ALL GTFO.
THE END.

CHRIS I LOL'D AT ALL OF IT
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

LMAO, Chris. xDDDDDDDDDD
Why can I see this happening? xD

THE END REMINDS ME OF THE FRESH PRINCE OPENING.