YOUR DREAMS!

A had a nightmare this morning o3o

It was a party with a bunch of ROTC people at a house that looked like mine on the outside but different on the inside. This girl was probing the front yard in search of... something. I forget.

Anyways she tore away one of the bushes, and underneath it was this huge, probably 6-foot, rattlesnake. Everyone ran away but, being the reptile lover I am, I hid behind a car to look at it as it slithered out from the dirt. It took a minute to realize it was slowly but surely making its way towards me. Fuck.

I don't know why but I didn't run away until it was like 3 feet away from me. Striking distance, probably. I froze then just bolted across the street to the house's driveway up into the opened garage.

I was sure I was safe but then a few minutes later it was coming up the driveway. I took out my practice saber (which is a pipe within a pipe, used for practicing saber team at home) and tried to hit it. I ended up whacking a puppy that was in the way.. D8

Was nobody else witnessing this? No they were either talking and laughing away from the scene or in the house. I tried hitting the rattler again, and succeeded. However since I was a bit far away (because I obviously didn't want it to attack) it wasn't very effective... (lol, pokemon jokes).

I dropped the saber and headed inside. I thought to myself, "There's no way it would get in here " I started talking to the owner of the house, a friend named Matt, and he insisted that everything was okay with a creepy grin on his face.

I walked back to the garage door and peeked out. A girl on the driveway was flailing. Was she laughing...? Or screaming in pain? I didn't have time to think, because I saw a coiling body at the base of the door.

I freaked and tried to close the door, which was broken. I saw a rattling tail on the other doorknob. THE MOTHERFUCKER WAS HOLDING IT OPEN JESUS FUCK

I ran away again. And as I heard the screams of the other partygoers it was clear that the snake had made it inside the house. I jumped on to a couch, opened a window that was above it, and got the hell out of there.

Then Chuck Norris came and punched the snake in the face the end :D

...That last part was a lie, I actually woke up going, "That... was.... AWESOME!"

i had a dream i was eating a breakfast cereal bar

i had a dream i was having sex with chris

HARDCORE EDDIE wrote:

i had a dream i was having sex with chris

it's not unusual to dream about things that happened before you fell asleep

I HAD A VERY ODD DREAM.
I CAN ONLY REMEMBER BITS OF IT.

OKAY SO. IT STARTED WHEN MY DAD CAUGHT ME WATCHING UP REALLY REALLY FUCKED UP MIOKEY MOUSE PORN. (inb4anything. Just in case >->) SO HE DECIDED TO SEND ME TO SOME FUCKED UP INSTITUTE. SO WE WENT TO THE AIRPORT TO TAKE THE PLANE BUT THERE I MET MY SPANISH TEACHER IN DISGUISE AND SHE TOOK ME AWAY TO SOME AWESOME GIANT OWLS THAT FLEW US TO HALF-BLOOD CAMP. (only vix will get this lol.) SO YEAH WE GOT TO CAMP AND THERE WEREN'T REALLY ANY CABINS AND I THINK I WAS A HALF-BLOOD TOO BUT IDK ALSO IT WAS LIKE A BRAND NEW CAMP BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T EVEN WEARING ORANGE SHIRTS. BUT YEAH THEN SUDDENLY A WAR STARTED AND THE TURKS (YES, FINAL FANTASY 7 TURKS.) AND SHINRA TOOK OVER THE CAMP AND WE WERE HIDING AND TRYING TO FIGHT AND I WAS IN A CABIN WITH 4 GUYS THAT LOOKED EXACTLY THE SAME AND THEY CALLED THEM THE MICHAELS AND THEN THEY HELPED ME SNEAK INTO A WAL MART THAT WAS LIKE, INSIDE THE CAMP. SO I WAS DRESSED AS A TURK AND THEN I FOUND ANOTHER OF MY OLD TEACHERS (my preschool one. srsly.) THAT WAS HIDING TOO AND SHE TOOK ME TO THE EXIT SO I COULD GO AND GET HELP FROM THE OLYMPIAN GODS AND THE PARTY PONIES BUT WHEN WE GOT TO THE EXIT MY TEACHER WAS SHOT BUT I KEPT RUNNING AND THEN

i woke up.

PARTY PONIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
also: DEMIGOD OF FUCKED UP PORNOGRAPHY!?!?!?

PARTY PONIES = BEST OKAY
AND PROBABLY
but who is my god parent then

HARDCORE EDDIE wrote:

i had a dream i was having sex with chris

i feel as if i've been raped

OKAY SO I HAD THIS DREAM
THAT I BOUGHT AN OLD LIKE RANCH HOUSE AND IT WAS PRETTY LAME
BUT THERE WAS A ZOMBIE IN THE BATHROOM WHO WAS ALL UNCONSCIOUS AND THEN I WAS FREAKING OUT AND JUST AVOIDING THE BATHROOM
ALSO I WASN'T ME I WAS SOME GUY
THEN THIS OTHER GUY CAME ALONG AND WAS LIKE :|
AND I WAS LIKE OH YEAH WELL I'LL SHOW YOU AND HE WAS IN MY BEDROOM AND THERE WAS A MOTORCYCLE IN MY BEDROOM
SO I STOPPED TIME AND GOT ON THE MOTORCYCLE AND TRIED TO DO A WHEELIE BUT FAILED
AND THEN THE ZOMBIE IN THE BATHROOM WOKE UP AND I HAD BEEN PLANNING ON TRAPPING IT WITH A SHOWER CURTAIN BUT THEN THE GUY HANDED ME A RIFLE AND I LOADED IT AND SHOT THE ZOMBIE. I HAD TO SHOOT IT A LOT OF TIMES IN THE HEAD BECAUSE IT WOULDN'T DIE
AND THEN LUPIN TURNED INTO A ZOMBIE AND I WAS SO SAD ;-; ALSO I HAD TO GET A GERMAN SHEPHERD
THAT'S ALL I REMEMBER

whaaaaaaaaaaa

I HAD ANOTHER DREAM
so i was in this house, and beside this house there was this tower
and it was like houses shaped like trailers one on top of another and to get to them you had to climb a ladder so i was like well i'm glad i don't live there
THEN we had to pack our bags in case we had to run away and i lived in this weird house with a lot of people so i packed my backpack full of shirts and jeans and left it there
and then we did have to run away but someone stole our stuff so we had to track him down in a grocery store and get our stuff back
then i was in someone's kitchen or something it was very nice
and these businessmen were all there and we had to kill them so we led them out into the backyard which was an african savannah and i ran away from lions but the businessmen were attacked by them
it was scary i was actually scared in the dream
END

i had a dream i was baking a cake

i had a dream that this girl who sits down a table from me at lunch was rubbing my left hand and i was all "" and then a little while afterwards i looked over to her and she was schlicking furiously through her panties in the middle of class for everyone to see while still holding onto my hand and i was all "derp."










i don't even

i forgot to mention the class was like in a library or something and she was on this old chair backwards and stuff

I HAD A DREAM WHERE I WAS A LESBIAN

PLAYING WITH ANOTHER GIRL'S BOOBIES

THEN I WOKE UP HUMPING THE BED

...

DON'T TELL JOSE THIS

god that was the best boner i've ever had in my life

....... Oh my god @ Taylor. What were you thinking about when you went to bed?



Also: @ Roy

ilold

OKAY SO
WEIRD DREAM TIME

SO THERE WAS THIS HUUUGE ACADEMY AND ALL OF US WERE THE TEACHERS AND ALL THE OCS WERE STUDENTS NO MATTER HOW OLD THEY WERE AND WE WERE IN SOME AUDITORIUM AND VIX WAS GIVING THE WELCOME SPEECH TO THE STUDENTS AND THEN SOME KID IN THE CROWD THAT WASN'T REALLY AN OC STARTED SCREAMING "MASTURBATION!!" OVER AND OVER AND VIX THREW A VENDING MACHINE AT HIM AND WAS ALL "STFU. ALSO WELCOME FAGS."
SO THEN EVERYONE WAS A TEACHER AND VIX TAUGHT SCIENCE, TIRA TAUGHT ENGLISH, CHRIS TAUGHT...SOMETHING ABOUT CARS I FORGOT AND I TAUGHT ZOOLOGY. THOSE ARE THE ONES I REMEMBER.
ALSO I WAS A MEMBER OF THE ANTI-PEDO DEFENSE SQUAD. ALSO I HAD A MONKEY NAMED CHARLIE.
BUT YEAH SUDDENLY A STUDENT GOT SICK I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO IT WAS BUT I KNOW IT BELONGED TO VIX SO IT MAY HAVE BEEN KIT OR KAIV AND SUDDENLY I WAS A NURSE AND ASSISTED CAT ON AN OPEN HEART SURGERY BUT I WAS TOO BUSY TRYING TO MOLEST HIM AND SUDDENLY CAT GOT MAD AND STUCK A DILDO INSIDE THE PATIENT'S HEART AND SAID "FTS" AND LEFT.
SO YEAH AFTER THAT IT WAS GRADUATION AND EACH ONE OF US WAS RIDING ON A CENTAUR AND SCREAMING "PARTY PONIES!" WHILE HANDING OUT CERTIFICATES.

AND i woke up.

....man the party ponies keep invading my dreams.

FUCK YEAH SCIENCE
wow cat is worse school nurse ever





HACKER'S LEAGUE ACADEMY RP 2010!?!?

IS K AS LONG AS I CAN MOLEST HIM

ALSO FUCK YEAH

I DON'T KNOW @ DAN USUALLY I THINK OF STRAIGHT SEXY STUFF NOT GAY SEXY STUFF

...THEN AGAIN MY BOYFRIEND IS A GIRL.







....................Vending machine.

Well.

I was in a Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald game.
Exept I was Gold/Ethan/.../whoever you want to call him.
And there was this house in the middle of nowhere.
So I went into it.
And Red was in there.
And a Metapod.
And Red's pokeballs.
And Red told me that he was staying in the home for a while because people were out there to kill him.
So I decided to walk around the house and look for items too.
All of a sudden I went outside and went back to the home and it was on fire.
So I ran in to save Red and his Pokeballs.
I saved the Pokeballs.
But Red died. :c
So after I went back outside to get them to safety, I was all 'OH SHIT THE METAPOD' so I ran back in.
I went upstairs to the room it was in and suddenly I was in this metal room thing with stairs all over the place and the Isshu gym leaders were there.
All of a sudden they disappeared and some superheros with luchadore masks flew in and pulled out the Metapod.
The Metapod shined and everything went white.
After the whiteness faded, the superheros were gone but the Metapod was still there.
And he had a top hat on.
And I went and asked him:
'WHY DID RED DIE'
And it said:
'THERE IS NO RED, ONLY GARY OAK'


And I woke up.

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