YOUR DREAMS!

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Red wrote:

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And then chris acted the cp porn with said loli.
But it was a trap, not a loli.

this

I HAD A WEIRD DREAM.
I was in the metal glen and I was mutated too but I forgot what I had and I was being chased all over the place by a tiny oompa-loompa sized guy dressed like aladin with a long beard and screaming at me in some weird gibberish and holding a bloody shovel.
Also Paradichlorobenzene was playing all along.

I SHOULDN'T HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP WITH IT ON REPEAT.

.............wat

i had this dream a while back
I WAS LIKE WITH ALLIE OR SOMETHING
AND I WAS LIKE "COME ON I HAVE A HORSE LET ME SHOW YOU IT" BUT THEN WE WENT TO THE BARN
BUT THE INSIDE OF IT WAS ACTUALLY A TRAINSTATION AND I WAS LIKE "WTF WHERE'S MY HORSE" AND DAD WAS LIKE I SOLD IT
SO I WENT OUTSIDE ALL MAD
AND THIS LITTLE MAN STARTS LIKE BEING ALL RUDE TO ME AND LAUGHING AT ME
AND THEN HE LIKE TURNS INTO THIS BLUE FISH SO I SMUSH HIM WITH MY FOOT BECAUSE HE PISSED ME OFF
i don't remember all of it exactly

ALSO MORE RECENTLY, i only remember little bits of this one.
SOMETHING ABOUT A TRANSFORMER, ME AND SOME OTHER GIRL, A BACKYARD, AND THEN I WAS ORGANIZING MY LOCKER BUT I WAS NAKED AND SOME GUY CAME UP AND HUGGED ME.

man you guys' dreams are fucking retarded

yeah all of my dreams nowadays are about me buying stuff in a store now

Humuhumunukunukuapua'a wrote:

man you guys' dreams are fucking retarded

lolthis

Ace wrote:

SOMETHING ABOUT A TRANSFORMER, ME AND SOME OTHER GIRL, A BACKYARD, AND THEN I WAS ORGANIZING MY LOCKER BUT I WAS NAKED AND SOME GUY CAME UP AND HUGGED ME.

sounds like a porno.


inb4jokes about me

kso i had a dream
we had like a new two-story house and i was upstairs in my room
and then my granddad came in and said that my mom won the lottery which apparently included a bunch of stuff. but the only thing i was paying enough attention to to hear was "obelisk the tormentor."
so i head downstairs which now has a huge-ass hallway. like ridonkulously big.
and i see like these.... banner things. like, they were like. shit i don't know what they're called i'll draw one

Spoiler:

whatever these are i can't remember what they were called

but anyway yeah they were blue with pictures of obelisk the tormentor on them. apparently we were holding a yu gi oh tournament in our house. then suddenly a bunch of kids and guys with duel disks (like, with actual holograms) came in. one person had a duel disk activated with all three god cards on it to show off. so i asked my grandmom if we really were having a tournament. she said yes and then i went upstairs to go get my cards. but there was a shitton of people in line for something including a bunch of people from school. i move past them and see that the upstairs had turned into this huge place like our flea market full of yu-gi-oh stuff like cards and duel disks. then jamal (from school) was all "OH MY GOD IT'S CCHANSONICHUCWC" and i turned around and there he was. liquid chris. i tried to say "hey" but i wound up actually saying it irl and waking up. i have a problem with that.

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Sonic the Hedgehog wrote:

kso i had a dream
we had like a new two-story house and i was upstairs in my room
and then my granddad came in and said that my mom won the lottery which apparently included a bunch of stuff. but the only thing i was paying enough attention to to hear was "obelisk the tormentor."
so i head downstairs which now has a huge-ass hallway. like ridonkulously big.
and i see like these.... banner things. like, they were like. shit i don't know what they're called i'll draw one

Spoiler:

whatever these are i can't remember what they were called

but anyway yeah they were blue with pictures of obelisk the tormentor on them. apparently we were holding a yu gi oh tournament in our house. then suddenly a bunch of kids and guys with duel disks (like, with actual holograms) came in. one person had a duel disk activated with all three god cards on it to show off. so i asked my grandmom if we really were having a tournament. she said yes and then i went upstairs to go get my cards. but there was a shitton of people in line for something including a bunch of people from school. i move past them and see that the upstairs had turned into this huge place like our flea market full of yu-gi-oh stuff like cards and duel disks. then jamal (from school) was all "OH MY GOD IT'S CCHANSONICHUCWC" and i turned around and there he was. liquid chris. i tried to say "hey" but i wound up actually saying it irl and waking up. i have a problem with that.

OH GOD LOL

-lol'd at chris-

I had a dream a while ago where I was shooting cows i this dirty old place idkwtfitwas

And this awkward kid got. In. My. Way.

So I shot him in the forehead

I almost shot my boyfriend too but I didn't ;( Then I apologized to the wrong person at a baseball game for shooting him in the head. Whatisthisidonteven--

Ohmygosh I totally forgot to mention that I got a bunny as a reward for shooting the cows |D

whaaaaaaaaaaat

k it was like
the people that live across the street had two white tigers and they like got out or something
because we were playing in our yard and they were all like "sup nigga we go'n eat you now" but i was like "nigga plz" and shoryuken'd and tatsumaki senpukyaku'd them.*
then we went inside and i practiced my shoryukens and tatsumakis. i then got bored and went on my grandparent's computer. i heard that song from that one cartoon on disney xd on the tv (i think it's kick buttowski or something like that) and got some chocolate milk. i then went in my grandparents' room to get a poptart and noticed something about the tigers. apparently they were "level editable" and "effect editable" or something so that they could be sold to people who only wanted the best. how that was possible i didn't question. anyway i learned that any "new or weak players" would be killed if they are killed, which i took to mean kids/babies and weak people. i then go into the living room to find my mom and granddad crying. apparently my 8-year-old brother had tried to fight one and died. i then woke up.

*tatsumaki:


shoryuken:

i always have dreams when i stay at other peoples houses
so 
i was like in some secret superhero hideout and everyone was  screaming and freaking out and i was like "yo man why is everyone freakin out" and they were like "WE CAN DISABLE THIS BOMB!" so i was like 'uh someone fill me in here" so apperantly some aliens built some mega bomb and were sending it towards earth and nobody could stop it. so we were like trying figure out how to disarm it and we figured otu that the aliens technology was so advanced that the bomb was traveling faster than the speed of light and going forward in time. so we were kinda like "oh well were fucked." and then some superhero named Stork-Girl ( maybe she delivers babies...?) was like "WE NEED TO SEND SOMEONE INTO THE FUTURE!) and everyone was like "uh shut up bitch we cant even do that " and she was like "...the solar space converter " and everyone was like "bitch that doesnt even work get out of here" and she was like "but we have to try it" so we put some supermanish guy in the solar space converter and it worked and he went forward in time. but he want to far forward, past when the earth was blown up, and he was like erased from time, and nobody could recall his existence. then we had all the superstrength people go into space and pick up the moon and throw it to where the bomb was last sighted, and the bomb blew up and it was far enough away that it didnt effect earth but it blew up saturn and saturns rings started like spearing the earth in the future (because the bombs explosion propelled them at the speed of light) but everyone was okay in the past so we could like prepare cause we knew what would happen in the future. except for the superman guy. he was still dead. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp0Bt2cbcc8

I had a dream that was like this. I'm not even kidding.

@ ich and tay

ok so i had this dream
something about this t-rex in a lake and it was trying to get my ipod and it was a motherfucking t-rex so i threw my ipod at it
then people tying themselves to a pole with normal rope and somehow this worked as bungee jumping, they were like doing this off of this weird shaped building. and then it went to the parking lot of the plaza near me, and there was a school bus sitting there and it was the hl bus and kingdar and kiri put it there. so then another school bus came up and was like driving around and stuff but then a crane dropped a bison on it.
and then i was sitting with lupin near this ruined building while men in business suits were having a converstation at a table in the building, and i saw this tiny red thing on the wall so i was like "this must be a bomb" and i placed it somewhere else on the wall and i was like "OH NO IT'S A SPIDER BOMB" and it fucking exploded and giant white spiders and brown spiders just flew out from this tiny red thing
so i grabbed lupin and fucking ran and ran and then i jumped through this ruined fence and i was safe
but then it was some creepy lady's property she seemed nice at first but i think she was like... iunno. but i wasn't me anymore i don't remember who i was but this lady was sitting in the basement facing this blank screen and then i tries to fill this blue balloon with a vacuum cleaner and then i woke up

okay so i had this dream
like
i was on here checking my pms when i see one from jessi slaughter that contained nothing but a picture of her boobs. i was like "wat" when the party van showed up and took me to some court. except i was on some like archipelago and i was on island 13. so they took me to the main island where the court was and put me in court. apparently it was all a trick by jessi slaughter and her parents to get me in jail. some stuff that i forgot happened but then i got back home. i looked out my window and noticed those two stray dogs that were in our pool that one time were back except they were on the roof of our little storage building we have in the back. i went out there and realized that they were cats and not dogs. my mom was like "well we better keep them" and i was like "okay"
then i named one raccoon because it looked like a raccoon and the other one derp because it looked like derpwolf. yeah i am unoriginal in my dreams big deal wanna fight about it
so yeah then i was walking beside my house with raccoon in my arms because i liked it better when i noticed that they both had 8gb iphone 4s with shells made to look like their fur strapped to them. i was like "cool" and took one. the end.

Damnit Hoods beat me

Mr. Lime wrote:

Jewish Redneck Terrorist wrote:

Damnit Hoods beat me

y'all niggas gay