YOUR DREAMS!

OH, then in another dream this morning I was playing Animal Crossing. I found a lucky clover, and it asked me if I wanted it to take me to my true love, so I said yes :D

Then something I forget happens, and suddenly this Omastar (yes, fossil kake Pokemon) flies up into the sky and starts getting pissed at some light coming from a house.

So I go into the house and it turns out one of my friends from 5th grade lived there. And my brother was hanging out naked in there for some reason (NO PERV NO PERV HE'S 7, DAMNIT!!!)

Idk why but I decided to scare him by making my hand look like an Omastar. I did this by jabbing toothpicks into my hand and painting it blue.

Some more things I forget happened and then I wound up as Velma from Scooby Doo and I watched Shaggy and Scooby eat furniture that turned into carcasses.

My lack of computer time must be affecting my brain in strange ways

... o.O

WHAT THE FUCK, TAY. xDDDDDDDDD
YOU SHOULD BE DREAMING OF MORE INTERESTING THINGS. -Shot-

Dick Trickle wrote:

WHAT THE FUCK, TAY. xDDDDDDDDD
YOU SHOULD BE DREAMING OF MORE INTERESTING THINGS. -Shot-

:ORLY?:

Fish Headsie wrote:

Dick Trickle wrote:

WHAT THE FUCK, TAY. xDDDDDDDDD
YOU SHOULD BE DREAMING OF MORE INTERESTING THINGS. -Shot-

:ORLY?:

:YARLY:

@TAY;

ACID TRIP MUCH

GET A LIGHTER. AND FLICKER IT. IT'S MORE FASCINATING LIKE THAT... NOT TO MENTION LESS WEIRD.

I ALWAYS SEEM TO HAVE THE STRANGE DREAMS AFTER MY MOM TAKES AWAY MY COMPUTER WTF IS THIS


So I was at this Little League baseball field one evening but Major-Leaguers were playing. My brother was being stupid as usual and threw this yellow frisbee into the air and apparently it was considered a terrorist attack

So everyone started freaking out and the police were lining up people to check to see if they were Middle Eastern or not (xD) by spraying this gas and shining some weird flashlight into people's eyes. So when it was my turn to get checked I started to collapse when the light shone in my eyes. Everyone was freaking out and going " :omgohnoes: OHNOES SUMBODEE CALL ZE AMBULENCE!!!1"

After that I woke up but I really did have that sick feeling that I was going to pass out or something. Maybe I was just tired






OH, and then another night after that, I dreamt this bitch who used to pick on me in 6th grade erased all my Pokemon games

I HAD A DREAM TOO. IT WAS IN THE CB. AND IT WAS DAN AND TAY'S WEDDING AND THEN SCEP CAME ONLINE AND SAID THAT HOODS DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT

WARNING: THIS DREAM WAS AWESOME. NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

One fine day, I decided to have a party. For some reason, I invited only two people that were decent. The rest were preps that all left to go shopping, leaving me, Zodi, and the foreign exchange student (his name is Massimo, if I spelled that right. Idk why I invited him in the first place, he can barely speak English xD btw Zodi keeps insisting that he's cute ).

Zodi and I got bored, so she suggested that we play NINJA! I was like "FUCK YES" and we grabbed these table decorations that looked like bamboo hats
and put them on, then wrapped scarfs around ourselves. We looked pretty badass

But you can't have a ninja without weapons, right? RIGHT. So we dug through my brother's toys (shut up, it was all we had :C ). Zodi picked a 5-foot long bazooka. I told her that wasn't discreet enough, lulz. I chose a pirate sword since there was nothing else I liked, and Zo ended up choosing a plastic throwing star.

Our target was Massimo >D We attempted to sneak up on him, but I made some noise and he saw us and grabbed a glass plate to defend himself. THE BATTLE. WAS. /ON/!

You know those kung-fu movies where people have exaggerated long jumps? We did that |D OUR FIGHT WAS TO THE DEATH!

..Actually it ended with my alarm clock

INB4DAN

λ wrote:

INB4DAN

huhwat

The only fucked up dream that I had for awhile was that a friend of mine was selling cold bottled water for 50 bucks so I rejected. Then he started selling drugs. o3o

I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT THAT I SHOT MYSELF IN THE BALLS TO SEE HOW IT FELT LIKE. EVEN THOUGH IT WAS A DREAM, I FELT IT ALL. OH GOD. MY HANDS ARE SO WEAK RIGHT NOW I CAN BARELY TYPE.

....wtf

LOLOLOL
THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE IT WOULD MAKE A GOOD STORY THOUGH

somethign happend something happened.. I got cut up but HIM.
i woke up bleeding.

kso i had another weird dream

I can't remember the exact beginning, but it involved me going to an ice show. I was surprised when halfway through I heard that someone would be ice skating to a Mayhem song, and then some woman came out onto the ice dressed as Mayhem. Halfway through the performance, a bomb goes off, and I'm hurled onto the ice, dazed and confused. I then learned that the bomb was planted by Dr. Z from Dinosaur King (DON'T JUDGE ME ) and that a few people had died in the blast, including the ice skater and the newborn BABBY of... that one girl from Dinosaur King with the green hair. I forgot her name.
ANYWAY
I then exited the arena, which for some reason turned into my house. My grandparent's van was waiting for me, so I got in, and for some reason the girl did too. We then went to a bowling alley, and we snuck into the back room so we could get in without paying. I was too slow, however, and someone almost saw me, so I just stole one of the big trophies out of the room and exit. I didn't have enough time to go out and put it in the van, so I just put it underneath a chair and went in and bowled. When we were about to leave, I learned that someone had found the trophy under the chair and was trying to find out who it belonged to. I knew that if I lied and said it was mine there was a chance that they would find out that I had stolen it, so I just said that I didn't know anything about it. Then some guy walked in holding the girl's BABBY, stating that no one had died after all. We then went back to the ice show and saw the end of the Mayhem act.
TEH END LOL

I HAD A WEIRD DREAM TOO. D:
KSO MY MUM WAS ALL LIKE "COME ON WE'RE GOING TO BC" BUT I WASN'T ALLOWED TO COME SO I LIKE SNUCK IN THE CAR. AND WE DROVE TO MANITOBA. BUT IT WASN'T WHAT MANITOBA IS SUPPOSED TO BE.
THERE WERE HUGE LAKES AND LIKE GIANT CLIFFS AND WATERFALL. MANITOBA IS LIKE PRAIRIE LAND.
ALSO IT WAS WHERE ALBERTA IS SUPPOSED TO BE, BESIDE BC.
AND THEN LIKE WE WERE AT THIS ONE PARK AND LIKE THIS GUY CHALLENGED THIS OTHER GUY TO A RACE. THE GUY WHO CHALLENGED HIM WAS LIKE A PRICK, BUT THE OTHER GUY WAS LIKE PATIENT AND HE HAD A LAWNMOWER AND HIS MOM. AND HE WON. AND THE PRICK WAS ALL MAD. ALSO SOMETHING ABOUT A BALLOON.
SO THEN I WENT IN THE HOUSE WHICH HAD OUR BASEMENT.
AND THEN MY MUM WAS LIKE GOING TO MAKE THIS BLUEBERRY AND BRAN SOUP, WHICH CAME IN A CAN. AND I WAS LIKE "NO YOU ARE NOT MAKING THIS."
THEN I WENT OUTSIDE AND LIKE THERE WAS THIS GUY I REALLY LIKED AND THE ENGINEER. AND I WAS LIKE HITTING ON THIS GUY I LIKED AND WE WERE GOING TO KISS BUT THE ENGINEER WAS ALL "NO. " BECAUSE SOMEHOW HE KNEW I HAD A BOYFRIEND. AND THEN ME AND THE GUY I LIKED HAD TO FIGHT THIS WITCH, LIKE THE ONE FROM SNOW WHITE. AND WE WERE LIKE ON A CLIFF AND SHE MADE LIKE THIS SWARM OF BUGS SO I HAD TO PUSH HER OFF THE CLIFF.
THEN WE GOT IN THE CAR AND DROVE TO THE CITY, WHICH WAS LIKE REALLY DIRTY AND LOOKED KIND OF ABANDONED. ALL THE BUILDING WERE A NASTY YELLOW COLOUR. SO WE HAD TO GO SLEEP IN THIS ROOM WITH THESE HOBOS BECAUSE IT WAS THE ONLY PLACE TO STAY, AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE HOW MANY CUPBOARDS THEY COULD PULL A BED OUT OF.
THEN I LIKE HAD TO GET UP BECAUSE IT WAS DAY TIME BUT I WOKE UP ON A ROOF.
AND MY OC KIT WAS THERE AND HE WAS LIKE "COME ON WE HAVE TO GET THIS ONE WOMAN." AND I WAS LIKE "WHY". AND HE WAS LIKE "BECAUSE SHE WAS THE ONE WHO MADE THAT SOUP." LIKE INVENTED IT.
IT WAS SOME LIKE BLONDE LADY WITH A BAD TAN WHO LOOKED KIND OF OLD. LIKE IN HER 40'S.
SO KIT LIKE CHASED HER AND I WAS LIKE "WTF I CAN'T RUN LIKE YOU." SO I HAD TO CLIMB DOWN A LADDER. AND THE BUILDINGS WERE LIKE IN RETARDED SHAPES. SO THE LADY CAME TO A DEAD END AND I WAS THERE EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T RUN THAT FAST AND KIT WAS THERE AND THEN THIS LITTLE BOY WAS CLIMBING OVER A WALL
AND THEN I WOKE UP.

>AND THEN LIKE WE WERE AT THIS ONE PARK AND LIKE THIS GUY CHALLENGED THIS
OTHER GUY TO A RACE.

in my mind this sentence ended with "duel"

also: by "engineer" did you mean the engineer from tf2 'cause that's what i thought of

I HAD THIS DREAM WHERE I WAS IN MY ROOM.
I LEFT MY ROOM.
AND THERE WERE LIKE, 12 DOORS IN THIS ONE ROOM.
SO I WENT INTO ONE OF THE DOORS.
IT TOOK ME TO THIS SNOWY PLACE.
SO I WAS RIDING A BICYCLE THROUGH THE SNOW.
I SAW A YUKI-ONNA AND A WEIRD BIRD PERSON AND A FUCKLOAD OF TREES AND IGLOOS.
I WENT INTO ONE OF THE IGLOOS AND THERE WAS SOME WATER.
SO I TOUCHED THE WATER AND IT TOOK ME TO THIS WEIRD CORAL PLACE.
THEN THERE WAS A SCRAMBLED UP PATH SO I WAS RIDING ON IT.
I WAS SOME YELLOW BALLOON.
I WAS ALL "HOLY SHIT FREE BALLOON DAY" AND TRIED TO GRAB IT, BUT IT TOOK ME FAR AWAY INTO THE WATER.
SO I WAS WALKING THROUGH THE WATER AND I SAW A GREEN BALLOON.
I TOUCHED IT THINKING IT WOULD TAKE ME BACK.
IT TOOK ME TO A WEIRD CASTLE PLACE.
I WENT INSIDE AND THERE WAS A BLONDE GIRL WITH A PONYTAIL IN A BEDROOM.
SHE KEPT ON IGNORING ME.
SO I STARTED MESSING WITH THE LIGHTSWITCH TO GET HER ATTENTION.
THEN SUDDENL-- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

so i pinched my cheek and i woke up.

YES TF2 ENGINEER

kso i had a couple of dreams

one of them started with the world ending
and then time restarted to give us a chance to keep the world from ending
for some reason i thought it was because someone didn't close like... this door on the back of the microwave before using it
so i tried to close it but i didn't get the chance and the world ended again.
and when the world ended it was like this bright white light or something.

and then the other dream was these bunch of asian people came to my house (but it was like... my future house or something. not anything i live in now) and one of them downloaded cp to my computer and then called the police and i was like "MOTHERFU-" and then a loli came out of nowhere and then i tried to rush to my computer to completely destroy the cp on it before the police came and i forget what came after that. damn that was a long sentence but whatever.

....
And then chris acted the cp porn with said loli.
But it was a trap, not a loli.