Chatz with Kody (za perv) [updated jan. 1] - He's back. o.o; Maybe.

WHY CAN'T YOU BE A LITTLE KINKY? THIS IS GETTING BORING

THE PERSON ABOVE IS GAY. wrote:

WHY CAN'T YOU BE A LITTLE KINKY? THIS IS GETTING BORING

._.

I'm just not that kind of person.

LOLOLOLOLWTF

play along
and then drop a "LOL I'M REALLY A MAN" bomb on him
for the lulz

Pharaoh Atem wrote:

play along
and then drop a "LOL I'M REALLY A MAN" bomb on him
for the lulz

LMAO

Pharaoh Atem wrote:

play along
and then drop a "LOL I'M REALLY A MAN" bomb on him
for the lulz

OMG
DO THAT
I SWEAR
I'LL SPEW MILK OUT OF MY NOSE
...
PEPSI
BECAUSE I BARELY DRINK MILK
IT'LL HURT LIKE HELL
BUT I WILL
8U

Pharaoh Atem wrote:

play along
and then drop a "LOL I'M REALLY A MAN" bomb on him
for the lulz

xDDDDDDD
I personally believe that "LOL I'M REALLY A HERMAPHRODITE" would work better, but meh. Whatever floats your boat, I guess. ;)

NO, FIRST ASK HIM TO STICK IT UP YER BUTT, AND /THEN/ DROP THE BOMB.
8U

Pharaoh Atem wrote:

play along
and then drop a "LOL I'M REALLY A MAN" bomb on him
for the lulz

...
DANG.

Well, I already shown him a picture of me. -.-"

The one that Hoods saw. XD -cough-Stalker-cough-

Beast.Exe wrote:

Pharaoh Atem wrote:

play along
and then drop a "LOL I'M REALLY A MAN" bomb on him
for the lulz

...
DANG.

Well, I already shown him a picture of me. -.-"

The one that Hoods saw. XD -cough-Stalker-cough-

STOP POSTING PICTURES EVERYWHERE YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT IDEAS WE HAVE

Beast: Hey sexy.
Kody: *blushes*
Beast: -is Beast's friend-
Beast: Sorry.
Beast: I just had to do that to her. XD
Kody: g-gyah... >/////////////////<
Beast: She's quite mean
Beast: xD
Kody: NO DUH!
Beast: Beast is not in red >.>
Beast: Unless she decides to not use red.
Beast: xD
Kody: mmm........-.-'
Beast: Nah. Red is good. ;D
Kody: ll
Kody: lol*
Beast: lol
Beast: We just had an exciting event happen...
Kody: r-really... -/////////////////////////////////-
Beast: Yeah
Beast: I was yelling at my brother.
Beast: xD
Kody: uh...huh...
Beast: and
Beast: and
Beast: and
Beast: And she said something perverted to her brother.
Kody: you both caught me at an awkward time....
Beast: AND. It's Ville Valo's birthday.
Beast: AND. I'm listening to Nirvana. C:
Kody: I WAS JUST JACKING OFF >/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////<
Beast: That's great.
Kody: and i kinda... just... came... when... you.... said sexy.... >/////////////////////////////>
Beast: And if you tell me that again, I will be forced to block you, or say other awkward things to you.
Kody: lol alright XP
Beast: Glad we came to an agreement.
Beast: Sorry you're being ignored. DX
Beast: We're having epic moments here.
Kody: idc... i'm used to it
Beast: Lol
Beast: My friend finally left
Kody: lol
Beast: @_@
Beast: Anyways
Beast: My brother was in my personal space
Beast: so I said
Beast: "GET YOUR FAT BUTT OF MY AREA"
Beast: Of course, that one special friend of mine has a pervy mind
Beast: got it in that certain special way
Kody: lol
Beast: xD
Kody: poor you... she may accuse you of incest
Beast: lol
Beast: I'm use to her

Anon. wrote:

Beast.Exe wrote:

Pharaoh Atem wrote:

play along
and then drop a "LOL I'M REALLY A MAN" bomb on him
for the lulz

...
DANG.

Well, I already shown him a picture of me. -.-"

The one that Hoods saw. XD -cough-Stalker-cough-

STOP POSTING PICTURES EVERYWHERE YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT IDEAS WE HAVE

Does it look like I care?

Beast.Exe wrote:

Anon. wrote:

Beast.Exe wrote:

Pharaoh Atem wrote:

play along
and then drop a "LOL I'M REALLY A MAN" bomb on him
for the lulz

...
DANG.

Well, I already shown him a picture of me. -.-"

The one that Hoods saw. XD -cough-Stalker-cough-

STOP POSTING PICTURES EVERYWHERE YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT IDEAS WE HAVE

Does it look like I care?

BUT YOU COULD'VE.

Beast.Exe wrote:

Pharaoh Atem wrote:

play along
and then drop a "LOL I'M REALLY A MAN" bomb on him
for the lulz

...
DANG.

Well, I already shown him a picture of me. -.-"

The one that Hoods saw. XD -cough-Stalker-cough-

lulz
pm it to meeeee
i wanna see

What the fuck? o_O
As if you'd tell a girl that you were just jacking off. As if you'd even tell a GUY that.
Fucking dickhead.

Kody: :3*
Kody: hey kiddo :4
Beast: Yo.
Beast: So
Beast: I'm bored.
Beast: I'm suppose to help keep a friend awake
Kody: maybe...i can get you unbored *reaches hand into your pants* ;3
Beast: D|
Beast: -whips you with new whip-
Kody: *grabs the whip* ooh kinky ;3
Beast: o3o;
Kody: I'm a pervert remember? kinky stuff like whips have no effect on me
Beast: D=
Beast: -throws chocolate the other way-
Kody: that won't work either
Beast: D|
Beast: -punches you and whines-
Kody: *grabs your fist* I like a girl who plays rough ;3
Beast: -attempts punching again-
Kody: *grabs your wrist and pins you against the wall* your mine now baby
Beast: Epp
Beast: **Eeep
Beast: -squels-
Kody: whats the matter doll, not wanting any right now?
Beast: Uh. Uh. Uh. I WANNA GO ICE SKATING THIS FRIDAY
Kody: alright... but do you want me?
Beast: Um. You can come if you want
Beast: We wanna go knock some kiddies down and kick some butts.
Beast: x3
Kody: *rubs between you legs* i meant... do you want me to have sex with you ;3
Beast: O_________O
Beast: FKSJDKLFJSLF
Beast: UM
Beast: UM
Beast: I'm like 20 years too young for that
Kody: no... your the perfect age *kisses you deeply*
Beast: No
Beast: I'm not
Beast: D;
Kody: well... having sex when your in your thirties isn't exactly a good idea
Beast: Maybe I won't be thirty
Beast: Maybe I'll be in my 20's
Beast: =O
Kody: hm... well... I think losing your virginity early helps reduce the pain of child birth ;3 (not really)
Beast: lo...l?
Kody: i know I'm a dork XP
Kody: *keeps rubbing between your legs*
Beast: O_x
Beast: -bites your hands-
Kody: ouch ><
Beast: That worked 8D
Kody: why won't you let me?
Beast: Like I said
Beast: Too young
Beast: xP
Kody: I guess i'll wait then
Beast: Yeah
Beast: Health class
Beast: cause I'm dork like that.
Kody: lol

lulz
...
YAY FOR ALABAMA'S LEGAL AGE BEING 16 ~shot'd~

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
That guy's hilarious.

INVITE HIM ON HERE.
xP

RAPERAPERAPE.

LOL. I think he'd be embarrassed that I posted all this crud here.

Kody: Jackster! *tackles you*
Beast: xD
Beast: Hai
Kody: whats up X3
Beast: Happy New Year~ 8D
Beast: Uh
Beast: I just showered and I lost 1 lb from showering?
Beast: xD
Kody: wtf
Beast: That's what I was thinking
Kody: lolz
Beast: So how was your New Year's?
Kody: decent... had a party... got semi drunk.... everybody was loud and playing videogames... good times
Beast: xD
Beast: I don't think anyone here but college kids and adults got drunk.
Beast: Probably just some adults got drunk.
Kody: I said I was semi drunk... or buzzed as they call it
Beast: xD
Beast: I know
Beast: but I wasn't even close to that
Beast: I was more like... "Screw the all-nighter crap. I'm sleeping."
Beast: XD
Kody: lol
Beast: My parents would've killed me if I stayed up all night so it didn't matter.
Kody: XD
Beast: Meh.
Beast: So bored.
Kody: lol
Beast: I don't know what to do...
Kody: I could try something *pervy smirk*
Beast: Eh.
Beast: Nty
Beast: xD
Kody: grr ><
Beast: I want to go biking but it's so darn cold...
Kody: lol
Beast: I need to lose weight. o.o;
Beast: That or gain muscles
Kody: nah, you look great
Beast: lol
Beast: But most of my body mass is like... fat. o.o;
Kody: well... finger yourself... that might help
Beast: Lol. O_o; Eh. Not really. D|
Kody: lol
Beast: Meh
Beast: It's winter though
Beast: I guess I'll wait til spring to burn off all this useless stuff...
Kody: lol

xDDDDDDDDDDD

O.O WHAT...THE...FUCK...

JUST... O.O

ARE YOU ENTIRELY SURE THIS GUY ISN'T SOME KINDA 45 YEAR OLD PEDO?
I COULD BUST OUT MY 1337 NINJA SKITTLEZ IF IT COMES TO IT.

rofl. guys have different ways of flirting. xD
for kody, its telling achick to finger herself.
for cj, its smiling constantly and talkin a lot. :D