Top Ten of the Week 8O [updated: Sept. 15, 2008]

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Go ahead and summit. 1k sP for those that actually got their suggestion into the Top Ten. xP (Yus, I will summit all into the little box sitting in the office if you post a suggestion.

September 15, 2008

Topic: Top Ten Things You Ask Yourself Before Going To School

#10: How long do these outbreaks usually last?

#9: Where did this tattoo come from?

#8: Who's on first?

#7: Did Dave get home ok last night?

#6: What is Love?

#5: Why am I still asking myself questions about going to school?

#4: Fishnets or nylon?

#3: If a train leaves Boston at 3:00 P.M. while going at 40 miles per hour while another train leaves New York at 4:00...

#2: How many 7th grader will Agusto beat up today?

#1: Pants?

September 8, 2008

Topic: Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear In The Hallway

#10: Mr. Ambrose is sick today.

#9: Hey, did you know there is a Federal Agent checking out your locker?

#8: Any songs by Miley Cyrus.

#7: The Cacophany of Jr. High kids. (we have 7th graders and 8th graders in the same building)

#6: The cries of 1000 babies.

#5: RIOT!

#4: Stop bleeding, stop bleeding, stop bleeding, oh for the love of god, stop bleeding.

#3: Let's talk about last week's top ten list.

#2: The Canadian National Anthem.

#1: YOUR MOM IS HOT!

September 2, 2008

Topic: Top Ten Demands of the Student Body

#10: Study Troll 2 in Film Lit.

#9: Change RDP to RuBP.

#8: More Oxygen.

#7: Spelling classes taught by Sameer Mishra.

#6: More Cowbells.

#5: Naptime.

#4: A spicy Italian sandwich with cheese, hold the tomato, extra bacon.

#3: Escalators.

#2: Etymology with Ron Burgundy.

#1: Get rid of Squirrel-head and let Paul host.


August 15, 2008

Topic: Top Ten Signs You Had A Bad Summer

#10: It would've been a great summer... except for that ferret...

#9: You got less sun than a vampire-- zing!

#8: Highlight of the summer was big trip to London, Kentucky.

#7: Summer job was only 40 hours a week, but you only worked weekends.

#6: Terminator robot from the future found you and said, "Nahhh".

#5: Out of forced habit, you show up for school every Monday.

#4: You just finished Finals.

#3: You were the member of the French swimming relay team who claimed to be able to "Smash the Americans".

#2: You were the center of attention... until very dreamy Paul showed up.

#1: The only thing you did was drive up to Merriville, (IN) to get some Jamba Juice.

Rrrrright.
xDDDD

#2: The Canadian National Anthem.

HEY D<

Lol. We stand for it.
EVERY DAY.
But I'm usually late, ha ha.

BUT I COMPENSATE BECAYSE
WHEN I WENT TO LAKESHORE
WE SUNG IT IN ENGLISH AND FRENCH.
-pro-
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