Chatz with Kody (za perv) [updated jan. 1] - He's back. o.o; Maybe.

On YIM.

Kody: evenin Jackie
Beast: xD
Beast: More like night
Kody: same thing
Beast: but that doesn't really matter
Beast: xD
Kody: *puts arm around your shoulder* so... how goes it?
Beast: Good I guess?
Beast: I have a five to ten page, double space, font size 10, times new roman, no title page, no picture, paper report due in world history next week.
Beast: T_T
Kody: god almighty o_o
Beast: And I'm not passing world history at all
Beast: D
Beast: D|
Kody: your screwed
Beast: Exactly what I'm thinking
Beast: I'm screwed
Beast: then again, my other friends haven't even started their's either.
Kody: lol great minds think alike ;3
Beast: xD
Beast: Though that wasn't exactly rocket science though. >.> I think anyone could figure out I'm screwed.
Kody: *kisses you* you'll do fine Jackie
Beast: I hope so.
Beast: T_T
Kody: can you trust me?
Beast: I'm trying to believe in myself
Beast: I can trust you
Beast: T_T
Beast: I hate world history though
Kody: then believe me you'll do fine
Beast: Ok.
Beast: XD
Beast: Oh and I have a F in English
Beast: XDDDDDD
Beast: But that can be easily fixed
Kody: mm... my internet is d/cing
Beast: xD
Beast: I'm semi falling asleep.
Beast: XD
Beast: it's 11:14 p.m. here
Beast: I am about to head to bed but I'm finishing some stuff first
Kody: alrighty
Beast: g'night~
Kody: g'nite Jackolantern
Beast: Oh
Beast: Speaking of Jackolantern
Beast: what are you doing for Halloween?
Kody: chillin at home XD
Beast: xD
Beast: Going out stealing candy
Beast: maybe next year get a fake knife and put fake blood on it
Beast: scare the little kids
Kody: XD
Beast: sap colored red works great for fake blood.
Beast: xD
Kody: your an evil gal my dear X3
Beast: xD
Beast: I never been any nicer to the 'lil shrimps.
Kody: *kisses you neck*thats my girl XD
Beast: xDD
Beast: Is this like your first time hearing something mean coming from me or something?
Kody: not really
Beast: xDD
Beast: Ok.
Kody: i love your evilness
Beast: xD
Kody: it's so adorable
Beast: xD
Kody: *licks your neck* you taste good ;3
Beast: o3o
Beast: I just shower yo.
Kody: still your tastey X3
Beast: lol o3o;
Kody: *licks your neck very slowly*
Beast: Now I shall be heading to bed.
Beast: XD
Beast: It's almost 11:30
Beast: Parents are gonna kill me
Kody: lol nighty night Jackie-san ;3
Kody: *nibbles your neck a bit*

...
o3o;;;
He wants to cyber 69 you, I guess.

ZONG.
Beast is about to have some cybersexxxxxx. :O:O:O:O

POST MOARRRRRR, IT'S HAWT. xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
-Shotdead-

Lolwaaaaaat.

IS HE A TALKING/TYPING DOG?

T_T

More like vampire.

:ESCAAAAPE:

SPAM!!!!!!

kinky.

Kody: JACKOLANTERN X3!!!
Beast: yo
Beast: how was your holloween.
Beast: ?
Kody: good... i was a modernday vampire ;3
Beast: xD
Beast: I was just running around the neighborhood
Beast: stealing candy
Beast: and glowsticks
Beast: x3
Kody: i ddn't bite anyone... but i scared some people XD and i got hit with a cross >.<
Beast: xDDDDDDD
Kody: it hurts T^T
Beast: xD
Beast: I just finished an artwork sketch
Beast: brb
Beast: taking picture to upload to um... like digitalize
Beast: xD
Kody: lol
Kody: i think you mean Digitize
Kody: what would you say if i said "I love you"?
Beast: Yeah. I meant digitize, but that doesn't really matter.
Beast: I like using my own words
Beast: and as if what I would say, I would be dumbfounded.
Beast: xD
Kody: I love you
Beast: -dumbfounded-
Beast: XD
Kody: lol
Beast: -eats more chocolate-
Kody: your pretty goofy XD
Beast: xD
Kody: i like goofy girls ;3
Beast: xD
Beast: thanks
Kody: lol yw
Beast: now to upload these images to the computer...
Beast: I wish I had a scanner...
Kody: lol
Kody: lol i'll mail ya one ;3
Beast: I would get better quality and ... yeah.
Beast: xD
Beast: mm... I'm bored.
Kody: so am i... Halloween Hysteria is over on Gaia right now... but zOMG! is coming out soon >w<
Beast: xD
Beast: I'm trying to figure out what I should eat next.
Beast: XD
Kody: lol goofball *puts arm around your shoulder*
Beast: *doesn't mind*
Beast: *searches for photoshop*
Kody: lol you don't mind me being flirty?
Beast: Well arm over shoulder doesn't bug me.
Beast: XD
Kody: how about this... *pulls your chest close to mine, leans in to kiss you*
Beast: o3o
Kody: *kisses you*
Beast: o3o;
Kody: something wrong?
Beast: no
Beast: not really
Beast: except that I have a bagillion windows open
Kody: lol wierdness X3
Beast: xD
Beast: Well I have a lot of things I do on the computer
Kody: i bet you don't need a lustful flirt on your case ehh?
Beast: xD
Beast: I guess.
Kody: i guess i'll leave you alone for now
Beast: lol, thanks. I'll talk to you when I'm a little less busy.
Kody: lol later

Zong, lulz. xDDDDDDDDDD
Chris, keep yer pants on. xP
-Shot'd-

YEAH.
HE WANTS YOU.
DON'T GO IN A ROOM WITH HIM ALONE, WHATEVER YOU DO.

bowchickabowwow

o_o

*runs around in circles*

I've been hiding invisibly on YIM. XD

MOAR MOAR MOAR

Beast.Exe wrote:

o_o

*runs around in circles*

I've been hiding invisibly on YIM. XD

NO, TALK TO HIM.
IT'S FUNNEH. xP

._.

Well more to come whenever he logs on again, and whenever I finish my 5 page report. .-.

Kody: my mouse ish busted T^T
Beast: D8
Kody: i have to use the damn keyboard >.<*
Beast: Haha
Beast: I remembered when my keyboard got taken away. -.-
Kody: lol you had to use the onscreen keyboard X3
Beast: Yep ype
Beast: **yep
Beast: so today at school was interesting
Beast: XD
Kody: lol what happened?
Beast: I'll just give you what I posted like everywhere else.
Beast: XD
Beast: So today:

I woke up. Stir around a bit. Groan. Ate some chocolate. Took my pulse for some kind of homework assignment. Changed. Eat breakfast. Brush teeth. Did not swallow toothpaste. Ran to the bus stop. Got on the bus. Noticed it was unusually warm. Felt like the stupid urinal infection came back again. Starts thinking about drinking a lot of water. Wishes mom could send me. Friend got on bus. Starts chatting with friend about how it's usually warm on the bus. Then started chatting about how people on Facebook yesterday were all spazzing about the 5-10 page World History paper. I then talked about how another buddy of mine started attacking me with the SuperPoke things. We stopped at the intersection and my friend noted how it says "Halloween - 50% off". The bus started moving.
Beast: I started whining about the temperature in the bus and how it's making me feel like I need to pee more. (Well it's more in my head than out loud). I look back and see red light flashing and noticed they belonged the the police cars and firetrucks that were going at like 70-80 MPH down the road. They flashed right pass us, and I'm like all "WTF". They never speed down the road that fast unless it was big and bad. So then I just ignored the fact that there were firetrucks and police cars rushing down the road and continued with my ranting of the bus temperature. By this time, my friend got the point and was ignoring me, humming some kind of song she was singing in choir. We got to school, I didn't up.
Kody: o.o
Beast: I was still muttering about the temperature, but I did notice the bus was for some reason taking a different route. I thought, "Stupid bus driver. He's new to this route." so I didn't really mind where he was driving us. I know the fact we'll be getting to school one way or another. A few minutes later, we were on the wrong side off the school, the side where parents drop the students off. I looked up now and noticed the firetrucks and police cars that sped by us are at our school. I was started getting excited. People started coming up with reasons of this. I saw people getting out of the building and I heard a kid yelled, "THE FAMILY AND CONSUMER SCIENCE TEACHER BLEW SOMETHING UP IN THE KITCHEN! 8D" I was thinking, The chemistry teacher did it..
Kody: LOL!
Beast: We got off the bus and I realize my violin was inside, and JING JING! I went emo. I reunited with my friend and we walked to the football field wondering what happened. I the former Jr. High School assistance principal that retired last year and then saw my former English teacher, who is now the vice principal of the high school. I went and asked him what happened, and amazing, his reply was that there was a power outage, and someone thought they saw something catch on fire. So I went to the top of the bleachers on the football field and started looking for some teachers. Then I walked around on the track searching for a teacher. Then I went back to staring and talking to my friends.
Beast: Then the guy announced we can go back into the building now, and it's safe and we all groaned and complained. 40 min. classes for the first four periods and the rest would be the same. XD Later we learned what really happened. Stupid squirrel decided to nibble on some wires and got jolted with electricity. Some kids were able to snatch some pictures of the dead squirrel. During P.E. I was complaining and saying how we should use another idiot, like a squirrel and get it fried with some electricity and catch fire this time. I suggested, why don't we use something else besides a squirrel. They're cute. So I volunteered my brother. XD

Overall, it was exciting and I wished we could've skip school.
Beast: There.
Beast: XD
Kody: lol your evil Jackie
Beast: xD
Beast: Well my friends agreed as well.
Beast: My brothers are SO ANNOYING.
Kody: but they are still family
Beast: Family by blood and nothing else.
Beast: >.>
Kody: >.< still family... they came from the same penis
Beast: xD
Beast: One can think that.
Beast: XD
Kody: and were shot into the same vagina
Beast: I think differently
Beast: They are probably a screwed up mutated genetically incorrectly creature.
Kody: *rolls eyes* exaggerating as usual i see
Beast: XD
Beast: Yes.
Kody: oh btw... i have a hard on >w<
Beast: But one of them probably mutated in that way. >.>
Beast: He lacks intelligence
Beast: and common sense
Kody: lol
Beast: and all other human qualities that makes a human a human.
Beast: >.<
Kody: lol you heard what i just said amirite?
Beast: um yeah.
Beast: except I didn't get it.
Beast: XDDD
Kody: hard on = my penis is as hard as a diamond and i neeeeeeed to masturbate
Beast: o3o
Beast: o3o
Beast: o3o
Beast: ok...
Kody: lol
Kody: i'm a perv >ww< get used to hearing things like dat
Beast: Um.
Beast: o_o
Beast: -yawns-
Beast: -snaps at some chocolate-
Kody: o.o
Beast: I ate my halloween candy kinda too fast.
Beast: x3
Kody: lol dork >ww<
Beast: xD
Kody: well ima read one of meh pervy stories >w<
Beast: Ok.
Beast: I'm gonna go finish up my 5-10 World History paper
Beast: that'd due tomorrow... T_T
Kody: aww my poor little sexy angel ;3
Beast: xDDD
Beast: I'll talk to ya later.
Kody: alright, later

WHAT THE FUCK?
Okay, this guy's going too far.
xDDDDDD
ABORT. ABORT THE MISSION, BEAST. SAVE YOUR VIRGINITY.
xP

i got as far as "urinal infection", said "WHOA WAIT WTF" and skipped to the end

XDDD

I've had UTI or something a few weeks ago. It maybe coming back so I'm drinking 12 glasses of water again. T_T

God, I'm glad he hasn't been on lately.

It used to be whenever he wasn't on for a while I would start panicking and wondering what the fuck happened to him. T.T

Now it's like all "STAY OFFLINE".

And abort what mission? o3o

CRYBERSEX BE BAD. D:
KEEP YOUR PANTS ON@CHRIS, DAN AND HOODS.

Kody: JACKEH!!!! X3
Beast: @_@
Beast: My mom was and is yelling at me.
Beast: @_@
Kody: aww why ish she yelling at the girl i love ;3
Beast: cause she is being a bitch?
Beast: xDDD
Kody: lol!\
Beast: brb before mom starts up her rant
Beast: s
Beast: GAH
Beast: MY MOM WON'T STFU. D<
Kody: shh... *puts finger to you lips*
Beast: T_T
Beast: -goes to vacuum some other rooms again-
Kody: *moves finger and pushes my lips to yours*
Beast: o3o
Beast: whoa
Kody: what?
Beast: -scoots back-
Beast: xD
Kody: aww no fair'
Beast: I dunno
Beast: I probably have some kind of disorder of being close to others
Beast: xD
Kody: *puts arm around your shoulder* i shall not give up
Beast: Okay
Beast: Good luck
Beast: XD
Beast: -squels-
Kody: *holds you close*
Beast: -wriggles and tries to escape-
Kody: no escapin pumpkin ;3
Beast: D8
Beast: Orly?
Kody: yarly
Beast: -starts kicking-
Kody: *two fox tails hold your legs still* ;3
Beast: -bites-
Kody: ouch >< *doesn't let go*
Beast: -squirms-
Kody: *pins you against the walls and kisses you*
Beast: -breaks the wall and climbs through hole in wall-
Kody: *grabs you with one of the fox tails* no escapin pumpkin ,3
Beast: -grab'd-
Beast: -rolls around on ground-
Kody: o.o' whats the matter with you?
Beast: idk
Beast: xD
Beast: what's different?
Beast: xD
Kody: lol *gets on top of you*
Beast: -pushes you off-
Kody: *stays on top of you* you look so innocent Jackie-san
Beast: or so they say.
Beast: xD
Beast: -punches-
Kody: 8kisses you deeply and forcefully*
Kody: **
Beast: -attempts to push you off again-
Kody: *keeps you held down*
Beast: -snaps at you-
Kody: no getting away
Beast: D8
Kody: do you want me ;3
Beast: -returns from restroom-
Beast: I blame subway for all my issues.
Beast: >.>
Kody: lol
Beast: I'm bored. .-.
Beast: I'm actually lvling characters up to 20 on maple story for that one event
Kody: T_T i can't get on maple..
Beast: D8
Beast: Why?
Kody: something to do with the patcher
Beast: D8
Beast: You've tried removing the whole program?
Beast: and reinstalling the whole thing?
Beast: xD
Beast: I did that several times
Kody: i can't reinstall it >< that would take weeks!
Beast: D8
Kody: if i had wild blue internet again then ya i would try
Beast: wild blue internet?
Kody: it's a satillite copmpany
Beast: Oh right
Beast: you said you used like a satillite internet thingy...
Beast: what are you using now?
Kody: dial up... it's a phone line connection
Beast: D8
Beast: The worst of them all
Beast: Dial up.
Kody: yup
Beast: D8
Beast: I remember when I used dial up
Beast: then again, it was like during the time when there was ONLY dial up...
Beast: xD
Beast: I was on the internet all the time and friends could never reach me through the phone
Beast: xD
Kody: that shucks
Kody: lol my Gaia avi looks so bad ass
Beast: xD
Kody: hey it might work >D
Beast: =O
Beast: REALLY?
Kody: YESH!
Kody: don't get your hopes up though
Beast: 8O
Kody: GAH!!! T
Kody: THE VERSION IS TOO OLD!!!
Beast: D8
Beast: what version do you have?
Beast: D8
Kody: no idea ><
Beast: You might need to do the patching manually. D8
Beast: -thinks manual labor-
Beast: o3o;
Kody: NYU!!!! T^T
Beast: D8
Kody: screw it... i am never gonna be able to get back on maple T^T
Beast: D8
Kody: i miss all of you T^T
Beast: you want me to train your character?
Beast: o3o;
Kody: uhm... no... if i ever get a better internet i'll train him myself
Beast: xDDD
Beast: Ok
Beast: Hm..
Beast: now that my younger brother is asleep
Beast: -goes get soda-
Kody: lol!

0_________o
DAN'S RIGHT.
YOU WILL LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY SOON.

Kody: lol *gets on top of you*

o_O O_o
Fucking rapist.
Send me his YIM, I'll abuse the shit out of him. :3

FUCKHIMFUCKIMFUCKHIM!