Hacker\'s League: Under House Arrest - RP

(( ObviouslyOnCrack; FUCK YEAH HOUSE ARREST. I AM REVIVING THIS BITCH.
POST YOU MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRS. ))

FRED BLOWS UP THE HOUSE AND EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE LOL

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ONE OF THE MINES EXPLODE IN HIS FACE AND FRED CRIES AND SCREAMS "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? OHMYGODWUT

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Vix, Vex and Kit dropped their stuff on the floor. "Helloooo?" Vix called out again, quieter this time.
"Eeee this is creepy! I hope we're not alone," Vex said in his high voice.
"Of course we're not a lone, stupid, there's three o-... Is that a kitchen?" Kit headed into the kitchen, to raid the fridge.
Vix heard a voice she recognised. Heading towards a door near them, she opened it.
"Cheska!"
The girly squee came from Vex.
"'Allo, Ches!" Vix said happily.
"What are you all yelling about?" Kit called from the kitchen.

"Vix! Wah! Vix! I was alone here! I kept hearing stuff!" Cheska said in a hurried fashion.
"Wow, we can't leave you alone for a few minutes without shitting your pants," said a guy with black hair.
"Ataeru!" exclaimed the red-head beside him.
"What? Shiri, you know it's true."
"...I see."
"Is that all you guys are gonna say?" Cheska interrupted.
"Pretty much," exclaimed Shiri and Ataeru.
"Well, ffffffff. Vix, I'm gonna follow you for now."

"... Oh 'allo," Vix said to Shiri and Ataeru. "Rightio, well... I'm not completely sure where we're headed..." Vix said somewhat nervously, playing with a lock of her hair.
"Who do we ask when we don't know which way to go?" Vex chirped.
"VEX, I'M GOING TO COME OVER THERE AND KILL YOU," Kit yelled from the kitchen.
"Eeeee," Vex squealed.
"Kit you bum get your arse over here!" Vix called back to him.
Kit went to where everyonle else was. "Oh... hi," he said to the others, waving a little.

"Maybe we should ask Tira? For some reason, I have a feeling that she knows," suggested Cheska.
"Well, I'm gonna do something with Shiri," Ataeru said.
"Yeah, yeah, just don't stain anything," Cheska said.
"Don't I have a say in this?" exclaimed Shiri.
"No." Cheska replied as Ataeru drags Shiri away to do some things.

(( OnOtherCrap;; *attempts to unlazy-ify self*
ALSO: Man I fail at first-person RP'ing. FFFF. *uses third person*
... It feels fucking WEIRD to RP myself in third person. xDDD ))

Tira stifled a laugh when Danni ran into the door, "Uh, yeah. I think it's safest for you to avoid all doors." she joked, shaking her head and flopping back into the couch.

Once seated, she looked at her surroundings. The place was big, huge, ginormous, gigantic, massive...
Okay enough with the "big" synonyms I am saying.

The ceiling looked like it was chilling with the gods, it was that high. And she could see several floors, all like the last, from where she sat.

'Reminds me of those nightmares I had where I was falling and like everything looked the same...' She stopped her thoughts dead and then asked herself why the hell she was remembering this nonsense, fffff.

"Sho!" She called abruptly, summoning the math fetishist from the depths of the house. (( OldOakCabinets; LOL IMAGERY. ))

"What?" he snapped from the basement. Tira was surprised he'd heard her.

"Come upstairs," she answered lightly, ignoring the Grim Heaper's obvious annoyance.

"You mind? I'm zetta busy at the moment."

She rolled her eyes, "Just get your ass up here."

A sigh could be heard followed by the sound of heavy leather boots stomping up the stairs. The stomping continued into the living room and then stopped in front of Tira.

"There, you zetta happy?"

She smiled, "Yes."

"Now what the fraction did you want from me?"

"Go look for people."

"Why the digit can't you do it yourself?!"

Tira gestured to Danni, "Because when we try, we run into shit. You're coordinated, you do it."

Sho sighed and then turned away to go wander the house, letting go a stream of curses as he left. Tira grinned and yelled a good-bye to him, which only infuriated him more.

AND THEN KIM JONG IL COMES IN AND BLOWS UP THE PLACE.

THE END. LULZWUT

"Tira's here too?" Vix asked.
Kit stared incredulously as Ataeru dragged Shiri off.
"Eeee more people," Vex said happily jumping up and down.
"I swear to god Vex, if you don't shut the hell up I'm going to twist your goddamn ears," Kit snapped.
"... Okay," Vex said meekly.
Vix automatically gave Kit a swift kick to his shin, and Kit winced.

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"I'm gonna go look for people now." Cheska said. Turning around without any thought she faceplanted on someone's chest. Said someone doesn't really like Cheska.
"Watch it." growled the guy.
"Eh. It's you. Hi Shade. End joy."
"What was that you little-"
"Hi Matt! Hi Sebastian!" Matt gave Cheska a wave, too busy playing whatever he was playing, and Sebastian gave her a smile.
"And, I'm gonna resume my people hunting." Cheska said. She turned towards the door, started walking, and paused. Suddenly, she was waving her arms like a chicken being chased. "Sho! Over here! Sho! Hey!"

Vix followed Cheska, briefly waving to the others.
"Er... Hi," Kit said, not the best with making small talk.
Vex said nothing, afraid that Kit would twist his ear.
"Vex come with me," Vix said, reaching back and grabbing him by the wrist. "We shall ditch Kit because he is an arse."

((OnlyOttersCare; YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY ROLEPLAY. :DDD))

The mathematician looked up from his angry grumbling. His eyes focused on a very familiar looking face...

"Oshi-," he groaned, cursing his bad luck. First Tira, who was constantly obsessing over him and now her.

Despite himself, Sho forced a smile, "Hey Cheska."
He walked towards her, hating his life more and more with every step.

-- IN THE OTHER PART OF THE HOUSE WHERE DANNI KO'D HERSELF... --

Tira yawned, boredom hitting her like a ton of bricks...
Figuratively speaking of course. No bricks here. Nope, nuh-uh, nada.

Playing with the zipper on her hoodie, she wondering vaguely how long it would take Sho to find people.

Hell, he probably wasn't even looking for anyone. He was probably devising a way to get himself out of spending time with her. Via any means necessary.

Tira threw her head back and cackled maniacally. Oh, the torture poor Sho had to live through.

"You really are crazy, yeah."

She stopped her cackling abruptly to look at the blonde in front of her. Deidara was frowning at her, obviously wondering just how crazy she truly was.

She grinned, "Dei!"

"Where are we, yeah?"

She frowned, "What, no hello? No 'oh, hey Tira, my love'? Fine! I see how it is." she huffed and crossed her arms, looking away.

Deidara scowled, "You gotta be kidding, yeah."

"No, I'm not."

His scowled deepened, "Fine, don't tell me where we are. See if I care, yeah." and with that, the explosionist stalked off angrily.

Tira sighed, frustrating obvious on her face.

"Feh, claimed people. They're so ungrateful..."

Guest

...:omgohnoes:.

Cheska felt her upper lip twitch. She marched right next to Sho and clutched his arm really hard and said, 'How. Are. You. Sho? I hope nobody has tried to do any harm to you. Cause, that would make me sad.' She gripped tighter. 'Now, show me Tira. I haven't seen her for awhile.' Tighter.( HEE HEE.

)

"Heyyyy," Vix said to show. Vex didn't say anything, and Vix kicked him. "You can speak, you damn rabbit," she said."Ow!" Vex said."To Tira!" Vix cried, striking a dramatic pose.

Sho winced. Gawddammit, she was strong.

"I'm... alright," he gasped, trying to ignore the pain that was shooting up his arm and attacking his nerve reactors in his brain like bullets from a Tommy Gun.

"Tira's... that way," he coughed, wriggling around in an attempt to free himself from Cheska's Grip of Doom(TM). When he finally succeeded, he stifled the sigh of relief that threatened to escape.

"C'mon, you yoctograms," he muttered miserably, condemning this day to the darkest bowels of hell mentally, "Try and keep up."

He started towards the foyer quickly, hoping and praying for a reprive in this hellish day.

Of course, he wasn't gonna get it. Not if Tira had anything to say about it.

-- BACK WITH TIRA... --

"Can you die of boredom? I think I am... Dammit, this sucks. It's like God is... I dunno, trying to shoot me in the kneecaps or something... Yeah, that's what it feels like,"

Tira sighed, sinking lower into her seat.

"Boredom feels like God shooting you in the kneecaps, yeah?"

She laughed, "Yeah, that's what the hell it feels like. Blood all gushing out and cripple pains and shit like that."

"You're weird, yeah," and with that last statement, Deidara shut up.

Growing frustrated with the lack of conversation, Tira called his name again.

"Yeah?"

"Where'd Axel go?"

"Dunno, yeah. He disappeared as soon as he, Sho and I got here, yeah."

Oh shit. Who knows what that bastard was doing... probably invading on some poor, unsuspecting dust bunny community, befriend one of them and then betraying the rest to return to that one.

... Yeah, that sounded like Axel.

Tira groaned, "He's probably betraying some dust bunnies somewhere."

"... What?"

"You heard me. Dust. Bunnies. Betrayal. Fire. Burning. DEATH."

"... You freak, yeah."

Tira laughed this time as Deidara quieted down again. Boredom struck twice and she tried to find a topic starter.

Nothing.

Giving up, she stood, "I'm gonna go look for people!"

"Whatever, un."

Rolling her eyes, she headed for a different part of the house. Examining the place as she walked, she decided that it was a really nice place. All big and wide and whatnot. ( HEE HEE.

) The halls were tall and really spacious, and she couldn't help but wonder how the hell the police department paid for a place like this.

Not that the nice house made her like the police at all. They had still arrested her and thrown her in the back of their cruiser and cursed at her the whole way here.

Yeah, she definitely didn't like them at all.

On her trip through the house, she spotted a familiar face.

"Hey Vix!" she yelled, grinning and waving like a madman... woman... whatever.

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....-still :omgohnoes: ing-

"Tiraaaaaa!" Vix cried. She pushed Vex a bit. "Go get Kit!" she told him. Vex returned later, with Kit in tow. "Oh... hi," said Kit. "Eeeee Tira hiii!" squealed Vex."So, what's up?" Vix asked Tira..

Another police car pulled up to the front of the house.

"Go on! Tase me again! Do it!" the young man in the back demanded, grinning. His words came out muffled, as his mouth a duct taped. His hands and legs were also bound, and he was sitting on a rubber mat.
The officer had regretted tasing the electric youth, and had a burned hand to show for it. "Quiet, you," he muttered. "Your mouth was shut for more than one reason."
"I'm glad of it, too. That way, you can't stick your dirty cock in it."
"Why you-"
The officer struck Acid with his club. (ooc// Idk nightstick sounds too dirty. IT'S LIKE A SMALL BAT THAT COPS ARE LEGALLY ALLOWED TO ABUSE PEOPOLES WITH. WAT.)
BIC//
The officer was rewarded with another shock.
"I didn't even know those were made of metal now," Acid said, amused.

A short later after, he was kicked out of the car. The officer quickly undid all the chains etc., then got back in the car and drove away. Fast.

Acid stared in wonder at the house. "So... this is where they keep criminals now," he said to himself. "If I'd known, I would have gotten myself caught more..." He walked into the house and tossed his suitcase to the side. "Helloooooo?" he called. The place seemed to echo.

[K HERE GOES]

Three teens stuff in the back of a police vehicle, whispering casually to each other with their hands tightly hand cuffed behind their backs. The officer in the passenger seat looked back at the three.

"I've seen both of you, the young couple, before," he said, "but not this young lady on the end here."
The brunette on the end looked over from her window to the officer, blank look on her face. The other two, boy and girl, laughed inwardly.

"You ... nervous?" The officer asked her, tilting his head to get a better look at her.
The brunette laughed and turned back to her window. The slightly older girl in the middle sat up and looked at the officer, swinging her hair out of her face.

"I believe the term 'Fuck. Off.' was on her mind," the middle girl scoffed, addressing the officer.
The officer, clearly taken aback, turned back around to face the road ahead. They soon pulled up on a ... was this a mansion? It might as well be.

The three teens hopped out of the back, not waiting for their handcuffs to be undone, and walked up to the front door of the house as the police car drove away. The boy of the three turned to face the two girls.

"Do we got ... a key, or anything? You know," He asked, wiggling his arms, "for the handcuffs?"
The teen who had been sitting in the middle turned her back to him, and made a gesture to her back pocket with her pointer finger.

"I swiped the key, it's in my back left pocket."
The boy looked at her, kind of amused. He asked her, "You want me to .. uh, .. get it for you?"
"Don't be such a horny asshole," she retorted, "just grab the fucking key."
The boy grinned -- he was the only one who had his hands cuffed to the front of him, seeing as the other officer had cuffed the two girls and not him.
"Fine, fine," He laughed, getting the key out.

After they all had their hands free, the brunette looked around.
"Are we supposed to... knock, or what?" she asked.
The older girl simply knocked on the door, waiting for a response

[[OutOfCawk: someone better open the fucking door lmfao]]

Acid heard a knock on the door, and turned around to open it. 'Finally, other signs of life...' he thought. "... Hi," he said to the group outside. "Under house arrest too, or what?" he asked, standing aside to let them in.

"Hey!" The group responded in unison.
The boy looked at the other two, shaking his head, "..never, again. really, guys."
The two other girls just laughed.

The brunette stepped inside of the house, taking notice to who had let them in. She smiled. "You bet," she responded.

Acid grinned. "Awesome," he said. "I'm Acid," he introduced himself, shutting the door behind them. "Want to explore the place or try to find other signs of life?"

The brunette still smiled. "I'm Allie, and this," she said, pointing to the redhead, "is Ank, and," pointing to the boy, "this is Lukas."
The other two grinned and greeted Acid also.
"Sounds like a plan," Allie said, "I wonder if there IS anyone else here."

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