IMPORTANTO! READ OR RISK THE LIFE OF YOUR PRECIOUS COMPUTER

My friend told me about this April Fool's day virus. I'm not sure if it's real or a joke, but it's better to be a bit careful while surfing ze intarwebz.

http://mcafee.com/us/threat_center/conficker.html

The person who told me this was a bit paranoid and told me it would be wise to stay off the internet for the next few days, but that may be a bit much. However I would really recommend (even though this is hypocritical of me xD) do not download anything off the internet for a while.

EDIT: My dad just told me about this and he's going to d/c my internet for a while which will explain my absences. So maybe it is pretty serious and you probably shouldn't go online for a while. But who am I to tell you that, you Internet-addicted nutjobs?

Better safe than sorry, I guess.

PEACE, BITCHES.

D:
NU!
NOT MY PC. Thanks for the warning. I have skills in killing my pc. @.@

Well, maybe you should get a Mac. ;D
Srsly though, I don't believe it's true. A huge virus on April Fool's Day, that's supposedly transmitted at the same time across the world? Well, the person who came up with this sham obviously didn't think this through: IT'S NOT APRIL FOOL'S DAY AT THE SAME TIME AROUND THE WORLD, YOU IDIOT(S).
Still, though, I second the 'be careful' motion.

Well, maybe you should get a Mac. ;D
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MACS ARE FOR PUSSIES IN BRIGHT PINK SPANDEX PANTS IN THEIR PARENTS BASEMENTS CLAIMING THAT THEY ARE 'ARTISTS'

AND ALSO, IM NOT BUYING THIS BEE ESSE.
JUST THE FACT THAT IT'S AN 'APRIL FOOLS' VIRUS IS JUST porrf IT ISNT LEGIT

eechee wrote:

Well, maybe you should get a Mac. ;D
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MACS ARE FOR PUSSIES IN BRIGHT PINK SPANDEX PANTS IN THEIR PARENTS BASEMENTS CLAIMING THAT THEY ARE 'ARTISTS'

AND ALSO, IM NOT BUYING THIS BEE ESSE.
JUST THE FACT THAT IT'S AN 'APRIL FOOLS' VIRUS IS JUST porrf IT ISNT LEGIT

ONCE YOU GO MAC, YOU DON'T GO BACK.
TRUST ME, WINDOWS IS SHIT COMPARED TO MAC.

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Well, maybe you should get a Mac. ;D
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MACS ARE FOR PUSSIES IN BRIGHT PINK SPANDEX PANTS IN THEIR PARENTS BASEMENTS CLAIMING THAT THEY ARE 'ARTISTS'

AND ALSO, IM NOT BUYING THIS BEE ESSE.
JUST THE FACT THAT IT'S AN 'APRIL FOOLS' VIRUS IS JUST porrf IT ISNT LEGIT

ONCE YOU GO MAC, YOU DON'T GO BACK.
TRUST ME, WINDOWS IS SHIT COMPARED TO MAC.

PFFT.
I'D DIE BEFORE I TURNED INTO AN APPLE-WHORE.
THEY ARE THE FILTHIEST BREED OF VILE SUB HUMAN SLUGS THERE ARE.

eechee wrote:

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Well, maybe you should get a Mac. ;D
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MACS ARE FOR PUSSIES IN BRIGHT PINK SPANDEX PANTS IN THEIR PARENTS BASEMENTS CLAIMING THAT THEY ARE 'ARTISTS'

AND ALSO, IM NOT BUYING THIS BEE ESSE.
JUST THE FACT THAT IT'S AN 'APRIL FOOLS' VIRUS IS JUST porrf IT ISNT LEGIT

ONCE YOU GO MAC, YOU DON'T GO BACK.
TRUST ME, WINDOWS IS SHIT COMPARED TO MAC.

PFFT.
I'D DIE BEFORE I TURNED INTO AN APPLE-WHORE.
THEY ARE THE FILTHIEST BREED OF APES THERE ARE.

AND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND THIS IS....? *Shotdead*

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Well, maybe you should get a Mac. ;D
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MACS ARE FOR PUSSIES IN BRIGHT PINK SPANDEX PANTS IN THEIR PARENTS BASEMENTS CLAIMING THAT THEY ARE 'ARTISTS'

AND ALSO, IM NOT BUYING THIS BEE ESSE.
JUST THE FACT THAT IT'S AN 'APRIL FOOLS' VIRUS IS JUST porrf IT ISNT LEGIT

ONCE YOU GO MAC, YOU DON'T GO BACK.
TRUST ME, WINDOWS IS SHIT COMPARED TO MAC.

PFFT.
I'D DIE BEFORE I TURNED INTO AN APPLE-WHORE.
THEY ARE THE FILTHIEST BREED OF APES THERE ARE.

AND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND THIS IS....? *Shotdead*

BIG DIFFERENCE.
I AM A FLAWLESS SPECIMEN OF HOMO SAPIEN SAPIEN BEAUTY.

eechee wrote:

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Well, maybe you should get a Mac. ;D
---
MACS ARE FOR PUSSIES IN BRIGHT PINK SPANDEX PANTS IN THEIR PARENTS BASEMENTS CLAIMING THAT THEY ARE 'ARTISTS'

AND ALSO, IM NOT BUYING THIS BEE ESSE.
JUST THE FACT THAT IT'S AN 'APRIL FOOLS' VIRUS IS JUST porrf IT ISNT LEGIT

ONCE YOU GO MAC, YOU DON'T GO BACK.
TRUST ME, WINDOWS IS SHIT COMPARED TO MAC.

PFFT.
I'D DIE BEFORE I TURNED INTO AN APPLE-WHORE.
THEY ARE THE FILTHIEST BREED OF APES THERE ARE.

AND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND THIS IS....? *Shotdead*

BIG DIFFERENCE.
I AM A FLAWLESS SPECIMEN OF HOMO SAPIEN SAPIEN BEAUTY.

...

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Well, maybe you should get a Mac. ;D
---
MACS ARE FOR PUSSIES IN BRIGHT PINK SPANDEX PANTS IN THEIR PARENTS BASEMENTS CLAIMING THAT THEY ARE 'ARTISTS'

AND ALSO, IM NOT BUYING THIS BEE ESSE.
JUST THE FACT THAT IT'S AN 'APRIL FOOLS' VIRUS IS JUST porrf IT ISNT LEGIT

ONCE YOU GO MAC, YOU DON'T GO BACK.
TRUST ME, WINDOWS IS SHIT COMPARED TO MAC.

PFFT.
I'D DIE BEFORE I TURNED INTO AN APPLE-WHORE.
THEY ARE THE FILTHIEST BREED OF APES THERE ARE.

AND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND THIS IS....? *Shotdead*

BIG DIFFERENCE.
I AM A FLAWLESS SPECIMEN OF HOMO SAPIEN SAPIEN BEAUTY.

...

YEAH, I SAID "HOMO"
SORRY FOR GIVING YOU AN ERECTION.

eechee wrote:

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Well, maybe you should get a Mac. ;D
---
MACS ARE FOR PUSSIES IN BRIGHT PINK SPANDEX PANTS IN THEIR PARENTS BASEMENTS CLAIMING THAT THEY ARE 'ARTISTS'

AND ALSO, IM NOT BUYING THIS BEE ESSE.
JUST THE FACT THAT IT'S AN 'APRIL FOOLS' VIRUS IS JUST porrf IT ISNT LEGIT

ONCE YOU GO MAC, YOU DON'T GO BACK.
TRUST ME, WINDOWS IS SHIT COMPARED TO MAC.

PFFT.
I'D DIE BEFORE I TURNED INTO AN APPLE-WHORE.
THEY ARE THE FILTHIEST BREED OF APES THERE ARE.

AND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND THIS IS....? *Shotdead*

BIG DIFFERENCE.
I AM A FLAWLESS SPECIMEN OF HOMO SAPIEN SAPIEN BEAUTY.

...

YEAH, I SAID "HOMO"
SORRY FOR GIVING YOU AN ERECTION.

I WASN'T HEEHEEING AT THAT. I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT. I JUST THOUGHT THAT COMMENT WAS FUNNY.

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Well, maybe you should get a Mac. ;D
---
MACS ARE FOR PUSSIES IN BRIGHT PINK SPANDEX PANTS IN THEIR PARENTS BASEMENTS CLAIMING THAT THEY ARE 'ARTISTS'

AND ALSO, IM NOT BUYING THIS BEE ESSE.
JUST THE FACT THAT IT'S AN 'APRIL FOOLS' VIRUS IS JUST porrf IT ISNT LEGIT

ONCE YOU GO MAC, YOU DON'T GO BACK.
TRUST ME, WINDOWS IS SHIT COMPARED TO MAC.

PFFT.
I'D DIE BEFORE I TURNED INTO AN APPLE-WHORE.
THEY ARE THE FILTHIEST BREED OF APES THERE ARE.

AND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND THIS IS....? *Shotdead*

BIG DIFFERENCE.
I AM A FLAWLESS SPECIMEN OF HOMO SAPIEN SAPIEN BEAUTY.

...

YEAH, I SAID "HOMO"
SORRY FOR GIVING YOU AN ERECTION.

I WASN'T HEEHEEING AT THAT. I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT. I JUST THOUGHT THAT COMMENT WAS FUNNY.

YOU ARE BAD AT COVERING YOUR ASS

eechee wrote:

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Well, maybe you should get a Mac. ;D
---
MACS ARE FOR PUSSIES IN BRIGHT PINK SPANDEX PANTS IN THEIR PARENTS BASEMENTS CLAIMING THAT THEY ARE 'ARTISTS'

AND ALSO, IM NOT BUYING THIS BEE ESSE.
JUST THE FACT THAT IT'S AN 'APRIL FOOLS' VIRUS IS JUST porrf IT ISNT LEGIT

ONCE YOU GO MAC, YOU DON'T GO BACK.
TRUST ME, WINDOWS IS SHIT COMPARED TO MAC.

PFFT.
I'D DIE BEFORE I TURNED INTO AN APPLE-WHORE.
THEY ARE THE FILTHIEST BREED OF APES THERE ARE.

AND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND THIS IS....? *Shotdead*

BIG DIFFERENCE.
I AM A FLAWLESS SPECIMEN OF HOMO SAPIEN SAPIEN BEAUTY.

...

YEAH, I SAID "HOMO"
SORRY FOR GIVING YOU AN ERECTION.

I WASN'T HEEHEEING AT THAT. I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT. I JUST THOUGHT THAT COMMENT WAS FUNNY.

YOU ARE BAD AT COVERING YOUR ASS

WHY WOULD I NEED TO COVER IT, I WASN'T HEEHEEING AT IT.

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Well, maybe you should get a Mac. ;D
---
MACS ARE FOR PUSSIES IN BRIGHT PINK SPANDEX PANTS IN THEIR PARENTS BASEMENTS CLAIMING THAT THEY ARE 'ARTISTS'

AND ALSO, IM NOT BUYING THIS BEE ESSE.
JUST THE FACT THAT IT'S AN 'APRIL FOOLS' VIRUS IS JUST porrf IT ISNT LEGIT

ONCE YOU GO MAC, YOU DON'T GO BACK.
TRUST ME, WINDOWS IS SHIT COMPARED TO MAC.

PFFT.
I'D DIE BEFORE I TURNED INTO AN APPLE-WHORE.
THEY ARE THE FILTHIEST BREED OF APES THERE ARE.

AND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND THIS IS....? *Shotdead*

BIG DIFFERENCE.
I AM A FLAWLESS SPECIMEN OF HOMO SAPIEN SAPIEN BEAUTY.

...

YEAH, I SAID "HOMO"
SORRY FOR GIVING YOU AN ERECTION.

I WASN'T HEEHEEING AT THAT. I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT. I JUST THOUGHT THAT COMMENT WAS FUNNY.

YOU ARE BAD AT COVERING YOUR ASS

WHY WOULD I NEED TO COVER IT, I WASN'T HEEHEEING AT IT.

...OKAY, I BELIEVE YOU.

eechee wrote:

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Well, maybe you should get a Mac. ;D
---
MACS ARE FOR PUSSIES IN BRIGHT PINK SPANDEX PANTS IN THEIR PARENTS BASEMENTS CLAIMING THAT THEY ARE 'ARTISTS'

AND ALSO, IM NOT BUYING THIS BEE ESSE.
JUST THE FACT THAT IT'S AN 'APRIL FOOLS' VIRUS IS JUST porrf IT ISNT LEGIT

ONCE YOU GO MAC, YOU DON'T GO BACK.
TRUST ME, WINDOWS IS SHIT COMPARED TO MAC.

PFFT.
I'D DIE BEFORE I TURNED INTO AN APPLE-WHORE.
THEY ARE THE FILTHIEST BREED OF APES THERE ARE.

AND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND THIS IS....? *Shotdead*

BIG DIFFERENCE.
I AM A FLAWLESS SPECIMEN OF HOMO SAPIEN SAPIEN BEAUTY.

...

YEAH, I SAID "HOMO"
SORRY FOR GIVING YOU AN ERECTION.

I WASN'T HEEHEEING AT THAT. I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT. I JUST THOUGHT THAT COMMENT WAS FUNNY.

YOU ARE BAD AT COVERING YOUR ASS

WHY WOULD I NEED TO COVER IT, I WASN'T HEEHEEING AT IT.

...OKAY, I BELIEVE YOU.

I HONESTLY DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T. xD

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Danathan Jones wrote:

eechee wrote:

Well, maybe you should get a Mac. ;D
---
MACS ARE FOR PUSSIES IN BRIGHT PINK SPANDEX PANTS IN THEIR PARENTS BASEMENTS CLAIMING THAT THEY ARE 'ARTISTS'

AND ALSO, IM NOT BUYING THIS BEE ESSE.
JUST THE FACT THAT IT'S AN 'APRIL FOOLS' VIRUS IS JUST porrf IT ISNT LEGIT

ONCE YOU GO MAC, YOU DON'T GO BACK.
TRUST ME, WINDOWS IS SHIT COMPARED TO MAC.

PFFT.
I'D DIE BEFORE I TURNED INTO AN APPLE-WHORE.
THEY ARE THE FILTHIEST BREED OF APES THERE ARE.

AND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND THIS IS....? *Shotdead*

BIG DIFFERENCE.
I AM A FLAWLESS SPECIMEN OF HOMO SAPIEN SAPIEN BEAUTY.

...

YEAH, I SAID "HOMO"
SORRY FOR GIVING YOU AN ERECTION.

I WASN'T HEEHEEING AT THAT. I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT. I JUST THOUGHT THAT COMMENT WAS FUNNY.

YOU ARE BAD AT COVERING YOUR ASS

WHY WOULD I NEED TO COVER IT, I WASN'T HEEHEEING AT IT.

...OKAY, I BELIEVE YOU.

I HONESTLY DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T. xD

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER.

but yeah, this virus is bullshit, and Mac is for losers (note the fact that dan uses one ^.^)

Mac's are better.
Vista phails.
My mom has a Mac.
I'm stuck with XP. -.-

Nick, you just got . I rest my case.