urban dictionary lulz

get yer lulz h33r xD

jackie -
A lady's "stiffy". A visibly excited, erect clitoris, which causes an extension to the camel-toe in a lady's bikini pants. (If embarassed, the lady may offer the excuse that she has been aroused by reading the raunchy novels of JACKIE COLLINS. Usually, of course, she has simply been masturbating.)

Jeff: Broken Penis caused by walking, slamming or, running into something or someone.

bryant -
A petifile. Someone who is..say a senior and hits on...say 8th grade girls. He does this because he can't get anyone his own age. Also someone who rapes babies. It can also mean gay.

lulz, they spelled pedophile wrong

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Crisis wrote:

bryant -
A petifile. Someone who is..say a senior and hits on...say 8th grade girls. He does this because he can't get anyone his own age. Also someone who rapes babies. It can also mean gay.

lulz, they spelled pedophile wrong

Chris, you and I both know I'm 15 and a half, and you are older than I am, and Ashley just turned 15 September 1st.

Chris: The Blasian of Sparkman High. Usually seen in a polo, or his GHIII shirt. Also his hobbies are his mom, his PSP, Justin Barmadore (I know that's not how to spell his name xDD)

HE ALSO HAS DUCK LIPS xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD And is jealous of the 1997 Eclipse Spyder Turbo that I'm getting xDDDDDD

The Eternal Fire wrote:

Crisis wrote:

bryant -
A petifile. Someone who is..say a senior and hits on...say 8th grade girls. He does this because he can't get anyone his own age. Also someone who rapes babies. It can also mean gay.

lulz, they spelled pedophile wrong

Chris, you and I both know I'm 15 and a half, and you are older than I am, and Ashley just turned 15 September 1st.

Chris: The Blasian of Sparkman High. Usually seen in a polo, or his GHIII shirt. Also his hobbies are his mom, his PSP, Justin Barmadore (I know that's not how to spell his name xDD)

HE ALSO HAS DUCK LIPS xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD And is jealous of the 1997 Eclipse Spyder Turbo that I'm getting xDDDDDD

i swear i didn't write that xD
and i'm not... /that/ jealous xDDDD
i got an fd coming after all

I'll still kick your ass. Mines a turbo, and has a lot more shit that is going into it, especially lightweight carbon-fiber parts xDD

DRAG RACE IN SCHOOL PARKING LOT xDDDDDDDDD I'LL KICK YOUR ASS WITH MY TUBA IN IT xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

And I'll have a fucking loud ass stereo.

1. chris

a douche bag homo that sits in his room all day beating off to cartoon porn and playing video games


Dude, Chris is such a homo.

2. Chris

	A boy with a small penis. He wrestles just to get a feel on other guys. He is a lifeguard so he can show off his "chocolate chip" nipples. Did you see that Chris over there? He'll never get any poon with that little dick. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chris

1. Vix

	Commonly short for Vicky. Usually a female who is completely insane. And being around one can dull your senses and intelligence. "Hey Vix! how ya doin' you fagarble mur mur hagar...duuuh?"

1. Tabitha
A person who is often referred to as a beatutiful girl who has an amazing body and physique. She is naturally a flirty person. She is very smart, but sometimes acts on impulse and doesn't think before she does anything. She is often regarded to as a slut because of her beauty, but that's far from the truth.

Tabitha off of Bewitched

>8O!

Pfft.

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1. Francesca

the name Francesca is italian
meaning: "FREE"

a beautiful & strong feminine name.

Strong I don't know. Beatiful, hell no.

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2. francesca

The most gorgeous girl in the world

Stop lying!

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3. francesca

thats easy.
its a girl who is italian, having to do with the mafia, practically runs the bitch, dont take no shit from no one, owns her man, not the other way around, handles the money, smokes the cigars, does the negotiating, etc.

She fuckin runs the city.
giovanni: ey! vito we have a meetin with-a francesca today, she wants to talk business!
vito: Oh shit!

AM I EPIC OR WHAT?

I will not post the 4th one.
e___e

1. Chimney Snuffer

1. When a man soaks his penis with hard alcohol and lights it on fire, then his partner puts the fire out through oral sex.

My mouth hurts from the chimney snuffer I gave my boyfriend yesterday.

TEH RANDOM BUTTON.
IT BE ODD. 8UUUUUU

	(a) A name usually given to females and is derived from the male names "Alexander, Alessandro" (b) Short for "Allison, Alexandra, Alexandria, or Alessandra." (c) People with this name are usually goodlooking/attractive, smart, funny, and very nice. (d) It literally means "protector of mankind" "Allie is the prettiest, smartest, funniest, nicest, most awesome girl in my class."

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	THE coolest girl in existance. Incredibly sexy and smart and fun all the time. Everyone loves her. "Whoah, that chick is PERFECT!" "No way, dude, no one can measure up to Allie." --- 6. Allie clowns that can turn into aliens

I WILL POST THE FOURTH ONE FOR CHESKA


Francesca
A fugly cunt who is painful to look at especially roanne