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You: KEWL
You: IM JENNICA
Stranger: Due to recent abusive behaviour on omegle.com, we have implemented a one time verification system for certain users of the service. Our records show that the IP address range you are connected from has posted abusive messages recently.

Please enter a valid email address, followed by a password in the following format:

"username@validaddress.com" : "password"
Stranger: YOU ARE A LIAR JENNICA
Stranger: A LIAR
Stranger: AND A FRAUD
You: NO U
Stranger: NO U JENNICA
Stranger: U
You: NO U
You: U
You: U
You: U
You: J
You: E
You: N
You: N
You: I
You: C
You: A
You: JENNICA
You: ACINNEJ
Stranger: YOU ARE NOT JENNICA
Stranger: WHY WOULD YOU LIE TO ME ABOUT THAT
You: COMBO BREAKER
Stranger: SERIOUSLY OF ALL THE THINGS YOU COULD LIE ABOUT
Stranger: YOU LIE ABOUT BEING JENNICA
You: J
You: E
You: N
You: N
You: I
You: C
Stranger: liar
You: A
Stranger: LAIR
Stranger: LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: FIEND!
Stranger: FRAUD!
Stranger: LIES!
You: C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Stranger: RUBBISH!
Stranger: C-C-C-C-C-C-C-LIAR!
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUU
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFJENNICALOLFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYOUARENOTJENNICA.COMLOLFUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: C-C-C-C-C-JENNICAAAAAAAAAA
You: CH-CH-CH-CHIA
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: HEY JENNICA
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: JENNICA
Stranger: JENNICA!!
You: HEY
You: IM JENNICA
Stranger: WHY SO SRS?!
You: LOL
You: LOL
You: LOL
Stranger: LIAR
Stranger: LIAR
Stranger: WHY SO SRS?!
You: NO U
Stranger: HUH JENNICA
Stranger: HUH?
You: U SRS
Stranger: NO U
Stranger: WHY
You: NO MOAR SRS
Stranger: WHY AM I SO SRS?
Stranger: NO U MOAR SRS JENNICA
Stranger: U
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SO SRS
You: U R SRS
Stranger: I'M ALWAYS SRS JENNICA
Stranger: U SHULD NO THAT
Stranger: WE ALWAYS FIGHT JENNICA
Stranger: I'M NOT HAPPY IN THIS MARRIAG
Stranger: MARRIAGE!
Stranger: E
Stranger: MARRIAGE IS 2 SRS
Stranger: I ALWAYS START THINGS
Stranger: AND YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY THAT
Stranger: DAMNIT JENNICA
Stranger: HOW DID WE GROW SO FAR APART
Stranger: FUCK
You: .... I LOVE YOU.
Stranger: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT TO ME JENNICA
Stranger: HOW
Stranger: WHEN YOU HAVE HURT ME SO MUCH
Stranger: *breaks down and cries*
Stranger: *sobs brokenly*
Stranger: WHY JENNICA
Stranger: WHY!!!!!!!!!!1
You: BECAUSE
You: WHEN TWO peopoles LOVE EASH OTHER VERY MUCH...
You: THEY CAN FIGHT SOMETIMES
Stranger: AND STILL BE IN LOVE?!
You: BUT YOUR MOMMI AND DADDI LOVE EACH OTHER VERY VERY
You: VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY
You: VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY
You: VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY
You: MUCH
Stranger: JENNICA I THINK YOU'RE LYING TO ME DAMNIT
Stranger: AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIE TO ME
Stranger: I START TO DRINK
Stranger: AND WHEN I DRINK YOU KNOW HOW I AM
Stranger: DAMNIT
Stranger: NOW YOU'RE AFRAID
Stranger: I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU AFRAID JENNICA
Stranger: BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I THINK YOU'RE AFRAID
Stranger: I START TO DRINK
Stranger: AND YOU KNOW HOW I GET WHEN I START DRINKING
You: I STILL LOVE YOU
You: EVEN DRUNK
You: JUST DONT HIT ME
You: THAT MAKES ME SAD
You: AND I ...-sniff-
Stranger: AND YOU WHAT
Stranger: HUH
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: SAY IT
You: CRY
You: OKAY
You: I SAID IT
You: IM NOT AS STRONG AS YOU THINK
Stranger: DAMNIT
Stranger: I['M NOT AS STRONG AS I PRETEND TO BE JENNICA
Stranger: LIFE IS SO HARD
Stranger: AND THEN I COME HOME
Stranger: AND YOU'RE DRINKING AND NOT WANTING TO TALK TO ME
Stranger: I JUST
Stranger: WANT TO KILL SOMEONE
You: KILL YOUR FATHER
You: HE CALLS ME A WHORE
Stranger: WHY MY FATHER
You: AND BEATS ME
Stranger: DOES HE?
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK!
You: AND RAPES ME
Stranger: WHAT!!!!!!!!!
You: AND MOLESTED ME WHEN I WAS 3
You: AND WHEN I WAS 5
Stranger: WHAT A FUCKBAG
Stranger: BRB GOAN KILL HIM
Stranger: KK I KILLED HIM
Stranger: HE'S DEAD
Stranger: LIKE
Stranger: NOT BREATHING
Stranger: EVER AGAIN DEAD
Stranger: THAT TYPE
You: COOL
You: THANKS
Stranger: YEAH NP
Stranger: SO
Stranger: WHAT'S UP JENNICA
Stranger: DO YOU WANNA
Stranger: YOU KNOW
Stranger: HAVE SOME COFFEE
You: I PREFER A FRAPPACINO
Stranger: YOU'RE NEVER HAPPY WITH WHAT I GET YOU
Stranger: THAT'S WHY THIS MARRIAGE IS NEVER GOING TO WORK
Stranger: FUCK
You: COFFEE IS GOOD
Stranger: OH HEY THANKS
Stranger: I KNEW YOU WERE JUST KIDDING AROUND WITH NME
Stranger: I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO HIT YOU AGAIN
Stranger: YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE HITTING YOU JENNICA
You: THAT GOOD
You: WHERE YOU WANNA GO?
Stranger: JUST GOOD
Stranger: WHAT THE HELL
Stranger: IT'S GREAT
Stranger: I DUNNO
Stranger: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS
You: HMM...
You: STARBUCKS IS TOO EXPENSIVE
Stranger: HELL YEAH IT IS
Stranger: I'M NOT MADE OF MONEY
You: ME NEITHER
Stranger: YEAH SO TRUE
Stranger: I BOUGHT YOU SOMETHING JENNICA
Stranger: TO SAY SORRY FOR THE BLACK EYE AND MISSING TOOTH
Stranger: I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THAT SO I BOUGHT YOU THIS SHIRT
You: KEWL
Stranger: YEAH
You: ILL WEAR IT FOREVER
Stranger: YEAH YOU PROBABLY SHOULD
Stranger: IT SAYS #1 WOMAN
You: ... I WISH IT SAID
You: JENNICA
Stranger: IT'S SLIGHTLY USED CAUSE I HAD TO TAKE IT OFF THE BODY OF THE DEAD HOOKER FROM A FEW WEEKS BACK
You: ):
Stranger: I CAN GET ONE
Stranger: ONE SEC
Stranger: CAN
Stranger: YOU HAND ME THE KETCHUP
Stranger: OR MAYO
Stranger: OR SOMETHING
Stranger: HURRY UP JENNICA I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY
You: HERES SOME MUSTARD

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