URBAN DICTIONARY MEME.

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1. Your name: Gabriela

God is my strength
"The name Gabriela means 'God is my strength'"

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2. Your age: 15

One of the worst ages of being a teenager. You are in the middle and
you wind up with the most problems that age. You are too young to drive
without an adult, cannot go to the prom, and get a part time job like
real teenagers. Your head is up your ass and one day you are still a
kid watching cartoons and another day you'll like to have sex. This is
also the age when most teen problems occur such as anorexia and cutting.

3. What should you be doing: homework

Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after
the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)

4. Favorite color: Orange

The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.

5. Birthplace:Caracas

A very nice city located at Venezuela,
who has in every corner a beautiful lady, Has a nice weather, Good
food, Good People,The beaches are so near, The nearest place is "La
Guaira" it is a very nice place with a lot of hotels and clubs. Also
has Mt. Ávila near, you can walk up or go on Gondola. But Venezuela has
a fucking government, His President a Fidel Castro Wannabee makes us
our lives impossible day by day. His supporters knowns as "Chavista"
are just a bunchs of criminals/idiots and are payed by the government.
The economy of Venezuela is busted because of this Communist. Chavez is
influenced by Fidel castro, also Chavez is Fidel Castro's girlfriend.
Chavez gifts our oil to Cuba and our money too.

6. Month of your birthday: October

the birthstone for this month is Opal, but there is also a cheaper Rose Zicron.


and it's also the best month ever if your birthday is in it


7. Last person you texted: Daniela

Feminine name of Italian origin; the masculine
form is Daniele or Daniel (the latter or which is of Hebrew origin).
Meaning: "God is my judge." Quite a popular name in English, German,
Italian and Spanish-speaking countries. In America, the name is
particularly popular in California, where of the top 1000 names it was
#60 (in 2006). Some famous Danielas: Mexican artist and author Daniela
Rossell and "Victoria's Secret" model Daniela Pestova.


8. One of your nicknames: Cream

Cash Rules Everything Around Me

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1. Your name: Francesca

the name Francesca is italian

meaning: "FREE"



2. Your age: 15

One of the worst ages of being a teenager. You are in the middle and
you wind up with the most problems that age. You are too young to drive
without an adult, cannot go to the prom, and get a part time job like
real teenagers. Your head is up your ass and one day you are still a
kid watching cartoons and another day you'll like to have sex. This is
also the age when most teen problems occur such as anorexia and cutting.

3. What should you be doing: homework

Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after
the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)

4. Favorite color: Black
1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.


2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.
1. I own a black car.


2. A black person stole my car.

5. Birthplace: Quezon City

place where most of the hottest Filipinos were born

6. Month of your birthday: September

A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and
the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters
that show off their curves.
I can't wait for september to come so we can play inthe leaves!




7. Last person you texted: Kiran

beam of light


8. One of your nicknames: Cheska
MALABO in Filipino terms. =P but cool and a great friend most of the time. teehee. =) donuts.

1. Your name: Breianna
Definitely the coolest person most kindest person in the world. She has an aversion to anything with warm fruit in it but can live a week on only m&m’s. She is addicted to buying boutique clothing online and is strangely obsessed with Cabbage Patch kids.

Friend 1: I love Breianna.
Friend 2: Me too.
Friend 1: I don't know anyone who doesn't love Breianna.
Friend 2: True story.

2. Your age: 14

The age of sexual consent in CANADA. When you turn 14 you can be fucked.
ME: Now that you're 14 we can FUCK!
HER: *SLAP*

3. What should you be doing: Drawing

Drawing is a form of visual expression and is one of the major forms within the visual arts. There are a number of subcategories of drawing, including cartooning, and certain drawing methods or approaches, such as "doodling," may or may not be considered as part of "drawing" as a "fine art."
The word 'drawing' is used as both a verb and a noun:

* Drawing (verb) is the act of making marks on a surface so as to create an image, form or shape.
* The produced image is also called a drawing (noun). A quick, unrefined drawing may be defined as a sketch.

1. The drawings of Leonardo Da Vinci are amazing.
2. He was drawing a bridge.

4. Favorite color: Pink

1slang reference to the vagina
im gonna get me some pink

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2. A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.
1. I own a black car.


2. A black person stole my car.

5. Birthplace: Graham

Guy who constantly says the wrong thing to girls and his peers. Completely oblivious to the fact that everyone thinks hes a douche. Often says "hilarus" instead of "hilarious" and waggles his hand around when he talks.

Dude, why were you such a graham yesterday? The was really lame.

6. Month of your birthday: March

Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born.
She was born in march so she is creative, layed-back, dreamy and cool.

7. Last person you texted: Eric (MONTHS AGO)

The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.

did you see eric...damn that bitch is fine!

8. One of your nicknames: Kiri

to be incredibly cool, gorgeous, and basicaly fantastic.


Wow she's such a Kiri.





I TOLD YOU GUYS MY NAME MEANS AWESOME.
FUCK YOU ALL.

1. Your name: Allie

People with this name are usually goodlooking/attractive, smart, funny, and very nice.


2. Your age: 14

The age of sexual consent in CANADA. When you turn 14 you can be fucked..

3. What should you be doing: watching a movie

to make out in a movie theater often resulting in fellow audience members feeling very awkward. you are truly watching a movie when you keep your eyes open while making out. hands are free to wander.


4. Favorite color: lime green

The freshest, most vibrant shade of green. A very pleasant combination of sophistication and energy.


5. Birthplace: Pittsburgh

An unpretentious city that can be both stifling and inspiring, lively and deadly, hip and stuck in the past - a big village with it's own sort of Yinzer charm!

Wow, he's so cool... he must be from Pittsburgh!


6. Month of your birthday: May

may is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away



7. Last person you texted: Brian

1. A guy who's heart is captured by the same girl always yet lives his life as if she didn't exist when she's not around.
2. Term for the best guy friend conversationalist. Someone you can vent to an actually get feedback and opinions.
3. A reliable "lean on me" kinda friend

8. One of your nicknames: Poker
some thing for a fire to poke the fire wood or a card game wich usally involves gambling for money or not

lolol.

1. Your name: ROY

Roy –adjective
To be Roy is to be;
1.Sick
2.Awesome
3.Attractive, Fit
4.Next Level
Roy is an adjective of someone who is highly appeasing, attractive, fun, happy, a good friend or someone you like.
Originating from Loughborough University, it was created by Andy, Rich and John to describe those who lived in Royce Hall, that were “Fit”. Since then the adjective has evolved into the current meaning.

WHAT THE BALLS

2. Your age: 17

The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park

I NEVER TRUSTED HIM

3. What should you be doing: MEGAN FOX

An average-looking chick who, due to her need for a bloated ego, underwent a lot of plastic and somehow, because she was named "World's Sexiest Woman," is now the "Sexiest Woman Alive" to sexually frustrated 14-year-old males across the globe. She idolizes Angelina Jolie (Um, why?) so much that she got plastic surgery to look more like her, then she tells everyone that she is "not the next anyone." When asked if she is attractive, she usually answers with something conceited like, "Well, I'm clearly not ugly." ORLY? I guess that when you're turned into a plastic duck via plastic surgery, you get a free pass to be full of sh*t.

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS

4. Favorite color: WHITE

1. The color white.

Contrary to popular belief the word "white" is not a racial comment or slur.

5. Birthplace: A HOSPITAL

A place where medical facilities exist, that caters fro the wounded. Staffed by doctors and nurses, as well as specialist doctors.

LOL, FRO

6. Month of your birthday: October

the birthstone for this month is Opal, but there is also a cheaper Rose Zicron.


and it's also the best month ever if your birthday is in it

IT IS

7. Last person you texted: ALEX

noun.
Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.

HE'S A JERK


8. One of your nicknames: STEVE

A thong that is visable above the trouser line of a girl. A useful word when spotting a thong or pointing one out without the girl knowing.

.....................................................................................................OH GOD MCDONALD'S

1. Your name: Danni

a name for a really cool girl



2. Your age: 16

Legal age for fucking in the UK.


3. What should you be doing: Playing WoW

Acronym for World of Warcraft. World of Warcraft consumes every part of your life until eventually you have no friends because when they come over to visit you don't pay any attention to them and your "real" friends are the ones you talk to on vent while playing WOW, you lose your girlfriend because she no longer exists next to Warcraft, you start smoking in your room because your too involved in the game to go outside, lose all interest in going outside or having sex, you lose your job and eventually have to move home with you parents...

4. Favorite color: Black

1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black. ( Not on HL, though )

2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.

5. Birthplace: Charlotte

The most boring city in the whole world. Many think it is a great place to live, and grow. But in reality, it isn't. If I were older, I'd move out of here immediately. The city is plain and is starting to kick out the arts for sports and arenas. Chalotte is burning it's money to add stupid things, instead of things that would otherwise make the city grow. On the bright side, some of the scenery is very pretty, and the city buildings seem to tower over everything. You can't see the stars though because of light pollution, but you can kind of see them. And that is a lot better than most places. Sometimes you can feel the air of home here, but I wouldn't suggest moving here to raise a family. This is more of a move in move out town. People leave and people move in a lot. Though there are some people that have lived their whole lives here. And the traffic is truely horrible. But when you dig deep, you can find the beauty in this city.

6. Month of your birthday: March

Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born.


7. Last person you texted: Allie

People with this name are usually goodlooking/attractive, smart, funny, and very nice.


8. One of your nicknames: Genie

A genie is thought by many (probably due to films they've seen) to be a man who appears to grant three wishes if the lamp he lives in is rubbed. In fact, according to mythology, a genie is a mischievous spirit who has been imprisoned in some object or other (it needn't automatically be a lamp).

1. Your name: Daniel

"This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.
Daniel. Nothing else can describe him."

Dear god. I am god.


2. Your age: 16

"Legal age for fucking in the UK.
1. Woohoo! I'm 16! Now I can go and get my brains fucked even more by some guy.
2. Shit, now I can't fuck guys over threatening statutory rape after they fuck my brains out.
3. Woohoo! My girlfriend turned 16 today. Now I can fuck her brains out in front of the cop shop! and give them the finger at the same time! ...Next day: *knock at door* "I'm afraid we're going to have to take you to the station for indecent public behaviour, and for having sex with a minor - she turned 15 yesterday, not 16" ... "Shit, the fucking bitch slut!"
3. What should you be doing: homework"

Screw that shit, I could have sex from 12 here. /shot


3. What should you be doing: Sleeping

"To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma."




4. Favorite color: Green

"yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'"




5. Birthplace: Melbourne

"Melbourne; home, epicentre, ground-zero and dead-end of Australia's 'national' sport, Australian Rules "Football" for twenty odd weeks of the year. (nb. Aussie rules is actually quite popular in Adelaide, Australia's second-largest underground town, and also in Perth, where the only alternative is professional drink-driving.)

Fortunately, Melbourne also has the highest-grade quality heroin available in the free world, rendering even the most soul-sucking, mind numbing AFL season relatively ease to cope with.

Melbourne's heroin quality is second only to the quality of it's water.
Scag-rat 1: "Mate, the footy's back here in Melbourne."

Scag-rat 2: "I know, but it's alright, I just stole this VCR. Let's go see Skinny.""

None of you guys will get that but it is all massive lulz. xDDD


6. Month of your birthday: January

"The best month of the year with February right behind.when the coolest/hottest people were born. Also the prettiest time of the year..snow & winter time. Who doesnt love January?
Person 1: Im glad its January

Person 2: Hell yea my birthdays this month!

Person 1: IKR?! mine too.

Person 2: who doesnt love January?

Person 1: only losers :p"

Fuck yeah bitches.


7. Last person you texted: Alanah (INB4JOKEBYROSIE)

"A name generally given to women of a promiscuous nature. Chances are, if you meet a girl who goes by this name, she is a whore. Someone who likes to have intercourse with a lot of men. Talkative and annoying, big breats, small brain. Overly dramatic slut
Alanah was sucking some dick again last night.

That girl is a pure Alanah, she was all over the guys"

... -Slaughters UD-


8. One of your nicknames: Dan

"A man of unusual humor, consistently finding strange, and lewd comments amusing and/or entertaining in a way as to prevoke violent and uncontrolled outbursts of laughter.
the dan could not control him his mirth as he viewed the movie "Old School's" lewd comedy."

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Holy fuck that is accurate. xDDDDDDD

Peada wrote:

7. Last person you texted: Alanah (INB4JOKEBYROSIE)

"A name generally given to women of a promiscuous nature. Chances are, if you meet a girl who goes by this name, she is a whore. Someone who likes to have intercourse with a lot of men. Talkative and annoying, big breats, small brain. Overly dramatic slut
Alanah was sucking some dick again last night.

That girl is a pure Alanah, she was all over the guys"

... -Slaughters UD-

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I'M DYING OF LOL RIGHT NOW.
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Orluyaeno wrote:

Peada wrote:

7. Last person you texted: Alanah (INB4JOKEBYROSIE)

"A name generally given to women of a promiscuous nature. Chances are, if you meet a girl who goes by this name, she is a whore. Someone who likes to have intercourse with a lot of men. Talkative and annoying, big breats, small brain. Overly dramatic slut
Alanah was sucking some dick again last night.

That girl is a pure Alanah, she was all over the guys"

... -Slaughters UD-

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I'M DYING OF LOL RIGHT NOW.
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

That is the funniest thing i have ever seen in my entire life. Like...seriously.

1. Your name: Nick

Quote :

the most amazing person alive with a huge penis

FUCK YEAH


2. Your age: 15

Quote :

One of the worst ages of being a teenager. You are in the middle and you wind up with the most problems that age. You are too young to drive without an adult, cannot go to the prom, and get a part time job like real teenagers. Your head is up your ass and one day you are still a kid watching cartoons and another day you'll like to have sex. This is also the age when most teen problems occur such as anorexia and cutting.

3. What should you be doing: Playing Runescape

Quote :

this game reminds me of people playing snkae on cell phones. once youve played it and you get bored later, its the first thing you think of doing. you know its a waste of time but you cant stop. i advise you to NEVER play this unless you want it to consume your soul... i wish i hadnt gotten into it...

I fucking lol'd


4. Favorite color: Black

Quote :

1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.

2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.

5. Birthplace: Miami

Quote :

The city to be if you want to get your shine on. Best food, nightlife, shopping; Miami is just too throwed. Home of the famous people that come to Miami to get their party on.

\m/

6. Month of your birthday: September

Quote :

A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.

I'm getting really good ones here XDDD

7. Last person you texted: My mom (Nicole)

Quote :

awesome person that is often imitated but never duplicated.
Nicole is so godly that I adore her.

8. One of your nicknames: Joe Sasquach (no, im not joking)

Quote :

A young genderless object or tool which is found highly annoying in a situation of a large crowd of 10-15 people.

It has also been classified as a class A drug which is only illegal at such gathering as "house party's or "field party's".

It has been known to give such symptoms as piercing of skin on the lower region of the face (chin).

Also the main effect which comes in 12 to 24 hours after being infected is continuous usage of the statement which is know as "lying" this seems to be compulsory at this level. Others call it "Joeshit".

This does not just effect itself but others as it has been known to borrow large amounts of money and is unable to re-pay the money due to insufficient funds and the hiding of money to use at a later date to buy such items as alcoholic beverages.

In a wild surrounding filling with women this Joe-Mar maybe seen as dangerous and shows animal like characteristic by using an Irresistible gaze which stuns females and occasionally some males. After heavily tested by Doctor Carlito B (a 16 year old sasquach) he Quotes... that this is a case of "Player Fever".

Note if seen please alarm.... Oh sorry thats just my flirt alert.... Code Red he is out of site !!!!!!!!!!! LOL

...WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

The fuck? xDDDDDDDDDD @ Nick's last one

Orluyaeno wrote:

Peada wrote:

7. Last person you texted: Alanah (INB4JOKEBYROSIE)

"A name generally given to women of a promiscuous nature. Chances are, if you meet a girl who goes by this name, she is a whore. Someone who likes to have intercourse with a lot of men. Talkative and annoying, big breats, small brain. Overly dramatic slut
Alanah was sucking some dick again last night.

That girl is a pure Alanah, she was all over the guys"

... -Slaughters UD-

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I'M DYING OF LOL RIGHT NOW.
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SHUT THE FUCK UP.