PEOPLE TRY TO BLOW UP YOUR HOUSE

[23:45:26] @ CHOBO : OKAY

[23:45:33] @ CHOBO : FUTURE SETTING

[23:45:36] @ CHOBO : AND

[23:45:40] @ CHOBO : YOU GYS

[23:45:50] @ CHOBO : ARE THE LAST PEOPLE ON EARTH NOT TO HAVE A FUTURE HOUSE

[23:45:58] @ CHOBO : AND

[23:46:12] @ CHOBO : A LAW WAS RECENTLY PASSED

[23:46:42] @ CHOBO : THAT YOU MAY NO LONGER HAVE AN OLD TYPE HOUSE

[23:46:58] @ CHOBO : BUT

[23:47:19] @ CHOBO : YOUR HOUSE IS A SECRET ARMORY OF CRAZY AWESOME WEAPONS

[23:47:46] @ CHOBO : AND YOU HAVE TO TAKE DOWN EVERY FUCKING NATION'S ARMY

[23:48:16] @ CHOBO : BUT WHEN YOU TAKE DOWN AMERICA

[23:49:05] @ CHOBO : EVERYONE SEES YOU AS A THREAT AND THE US PRESIDENT PUTS UP A REWARD FOR DESTROYING THE HOUSE

[23:49:16] @ CHOBO : AND ALL OF THE NATIONS ARE COMPETING

[23:49:49] @ CHOBO : BOTH FOR THE MONEY AND YOUR WEAPONS

[23:51:18] @ CHOBO : now PICK YOUR FUCKING WEAPONS BITCH

[23:52:23] @ CHOBO : A SINGLE TWO HANDED WEAPON OR TWO ONE HANDED WEAPONS PER OC FIVE OCS PER PERSON SO YOU DON'T GET MINDFUCKED

[23:52:49] @ CHOBO : AND IF YOUR OC HAS MORE THAN TWO ARMS FUCK YOU

[23:53:29] @ CHOBO : YOU CAN HAVE A PET

[23:53:50] @ CHOBO : AND THAT CAN BE YOUR FREAK SHOW OC WITH MORE THAN TWO ARMS

[23:54:35] @ CHOBO : FIRST NATION BOSS IS CHINA

[23:54:41] @ CHOBO : NEXT IS RUSSIA

[23:54:59] @ CHOBO : AND THIRD IS SOME FUCKED UP ALIEN NATION WHICH IS LIKE FIVE TIMES MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU



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