My Epic Morning

Kso yeah. It starts with my dream.

My Dream wrote:

The house next door was apparently really a store, so me, my cousin, and my aunt decided to go in.
I saw some Beyblades in there, so I bought them.
I left to put them in the car, and walked back in. There were even more Beyblades, so I bought the rest of them.
I then went back into my house, while my cousin and aunt went over to my grandparent's house. I then went to turn on my computer and got on the CB. Vix, Hoods, Rosie, and Kingdar were on. (wow i can't believe i actually remember this part)
Then, all of a sudden, I find myself in a car on top of a tall building on a roof parking lot. I decided to park, though it took me like forever, and went down a level. There was some sort of party going on, and I saw a lot of people from my middle school there and some people from high school. Except, everyone else was like really old, except for Bryant, who was also there. I then learned that I had time traveled over 500 years into my future, and that the building we were in was over 2958 feet high. I decided to listen to the music that was playing and sit on the edge of the building (there were only three walls on this floor) when someone accidentally pushed me off the edge.
When I hit the ground, I found myself in my church's basketball court, where I was being attacked by these all-grey men while the lunch lady was serving lunch. I did a pretty good job of fending them off, until like a thousand of them appeared. I then noticed a V-Watch on my arm and Henshined, using my VFX powers to finish off the rest of the enemies.
I then woke up (in my dream), and proceeded to tell everyone on the CB about what I had just dreamt of, and they were all like "LOLWUT". I somehow was in my grandparent's house, now, so I walked into their living room and started Beyblading.

I then woke up (for real) and was like "LOLWUT". I then went to go brush my teeth, etc., and when I came back into my room, I saw a dead bug on my bed. I picked it up with some toilet paper and flushed it, and it wasn't until then that I was grossed out.
I noticed I was running late, so I hurried over my grandparent's house to get my bag, which I left.
It wasn't in my granddad's truck, where I left it, so I ran to the porch to check.
It wasn't on the porch, so I ran to my grandparents' van to check.
It was in there, but the door was locked, so I rushed inside to get their keys. I then got my back, gave them back their keys, and went to school.
When I got there, there were only three minutes until the bell rang, so I rushed upstairs into my classroom, and made it there with less than a minute left. Whoo.

inb4tl;dr

That doesn't sound epic at all.

CHRIS
YOUR DREAM HAS PROVIDED THE LULZ.

DED BUG

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