THE WEIRDEST MORNING EVER LOL

SO.
I woke up at like 9:00 something in the morning, and I heard my parents. They were like "K LET'S GO" and apparently grandpa was here or something. Then like hours later I got up and let Jack out of his crate. ALSO: I saw this one Asian guy with his car in the driveway, he could've been one of my second cousins or something but idk. Then I let Jack outside, anddhe ran out the back gate, which some tard had left opeen. I was like "OSHI-" and had to chase Jack. Thank god my neighbour caught him but I was so embarassed. My hair is like the huge mess because I didn't brush it, because I didn't think I'd be chasing my dog down the street. And I was barefoot, too, so now my feet hurt from running on cement and shit.
Then I had corn pops.
BEST MORNING EVAR.

"let Jack out of his crate". I TOTALLY THOUGHT YOU HAD A SLAVE WHEN YOU SAID THAT. xDDDDD

SLAVERY IS BAD KIDS
TRUE FACTS

:*=)*:

I swear I didn't read corn pops as corn porns. >.>