ME AND NICK NEED IDEAZ

KAY SO
WE'RE GONNA GO TO A CAR DEALERSHIP WITH MY MOM
AND ACT LIKE WE'RE SOME RICH FAMILY WHO'S GETTING A CAR FOR THEIR DAUGHTER(ME)
AND EVERYTHING HAS TO BE /PERFECT/.
...AND WE'RE "BUYING IT" WITH CASH/CHECK.

AND NICK IS SUPPOSED TO BE THERE LOOKING LIKE A DOUCHEBAG CHEWING GUM AND REPEATING EVERYTHING I SAY.

BUT WE NEED TO THINK OF A HAGGARD-ASS CAR.
THE SUGGESTIONS THAT SHALL BE USED ARE BELOW:

Tires have to be made from rubber from the Amazon.
Cup holders need to be made of Dark Chocolate.
Seat must be made of deer and has to be decorated with feathers.
The car must be painted a variety of different neon colors.
The steering wheel must be made of ivory.
Gas pedal must be made of turtle shell.
Must be able to "transform".
Bucket Seats must be made of buckets.
Must be equiped with a portal to Narnia.
Must have a built in DS so we can play pkmnz while we drive.
There must be a fish tank on the roof.
Must have a REAL dragon scale embedded into the seat so we can drive to Dragon Land.
Mirrors must be Mudkip shaped.
Steering wheel needs to be in the shape of the awesome face.
A faggot tree needs to be growing out of the trunk.
When the engine starts, we must hear, "THIS IS NAWT PAHT OF THE PLAHN" playing repeatedly.
The car must leave a trail of rainbow colors on the road/wherever we drive.
The windshield must be made of the "sugar-glass".
Seatbelts must be made of licorice.
It must be able to drive over water.
Exhaust pipes must be flamethrowers.
Instead of gas, it shall run on Holy Water.

I'LL EDIT THIS WHEN MORE COME IN.
I MUST HAVE LOTS OF IDEAS BY SATURDAY.

....AND WE'LL VIDEO-TAPE IF POSSIBLE.

YOU GOTTTA BE LIKE
'When I get out of the car, I want it to TRANSFORM. Into a motherfucking AUTOBOT. And I want to battle MEGATRON WITH THIS CAR. and I want it to KICK ASS'

Amazon.
Chocolate.
Feathers.
Neon.
Ivory.
Shell.
Transform.
Buckets.
Narnia.
Pkmnz.
Roof.
Dragon Land.
Mudkip.
Awesome Face.
Trunk.
Repeatedly.
Rainbow.
Sugar-glass.
Licorice.
Water.
Flamethrowers.
Holy Water.

autobot jazz wrote:

YOU GOTTTA BE LIKE
'When I get out of the car, I want it to TRANSFORM. Into a motherfucking AUTOBOT. And I want to battle MEGATRON WITH THIS CAR. and I want it to KICK ASS'

she cant, her mom will be there XD

Exhaust pipes = flamethrowers.

FLACON PAWNCH wrote:

Exhaust pipes = flamethrowers.

This.

INSTEAD OF GAS IT RUNS BY HOLY WATER.

BLACK ROCK PENIS wrote:

INSTEAD OF GAS IT RUNS BY HOLY WATER.

GENIUS

AND I'M NOT BEING SARCASTIC

MAKE SURE IT HAS A LOT OF STICKERS AND A FIVE-FOOT TALL WING AND NEON LIGHTED-RIMS AND THE HORN HAS TO PLAY MY REPETITIVE TECHNO SONG FOR THE GAME AND MOST IMPORTANTLY IT HAS TO HAVE A BIG TV IN THE BACK THAT ETERNALLY PLAYS PIMP MY RIDE

SO HOW'D IT GO?