WILL THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP? I REPEAT.

WILL THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP?
/slim shady

So.
In homeroom, Mrs Fazio had a meeting so Mr Beltz subbed for homeroom, and we were talking about what kind of songs described us.
And I was like 'LOL MR BELTZ EQUAL FREAK ON A LEASH. -shot-'.
And Mr Beltz just stares at me and e does that weird-o-Mr-Beltz stare that I HATE. And I'm like "WAT. "
And he goes "For some reason. When I think of a song for you, Eminem comes to mind."
And like. EVERYONE laughed; it had to be the funniest thing that has happened in a while in HR.
And Joe (♥♥) was like "LOL IT FITS PERFECT."
I'm all "LOL STFU JOE." (But on the inside: ♥~ )

And so back in homeroom, Mrs Fazio is in like the middle of her lesson and Brandon's just like "SO WONT THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP? PLEASE STAND UP?"
And I jumped up and was all "YES. I WILL."

So we ended up explaining the whole thing to Mrs Fazio, and after the whole thing she's like:
"Why does he think Eminem. "
& we asked her what she thought, and she was like
"I'm thinkin' some kind of Beastie Boys song."
I was all
"OMG OMG OMGOMG OMOGMOGMOGMFDSLFJGDSJLGFDS. 8D "
&Joe is like
"You like the Beastie Boys? ._."
"LOLHELLYESSS."
"Lolwow."
""
....
/hyper

wat

...NICE.
I REALLY DON'T GET THIS, BUT NICE.