iGod conversations-Post them here.

Me:
Sup?
God:
The stars.
Me:
Bad joke.
God:
What makes joke bad?
Me:
YOU.
God:
" What makes joke bad?"? Me, ?
Me:
HECK YES!
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
>.>
God:
In the context of HECK, I don't understand " gt." . I lost my train of thought.
Me:
You can't lose what you never had.
God:
Someone said I should lose what me never had.
Me:
So, comment t'appelles tu?
God:
Excuse me! Mon nom est God.
Me:
YAY!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
Durr.
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Well, I do. Deal with it. >(
God:
How about that. " Not many people express themselves that way."? You do? "it" being Durr? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
I don't hold hands. >(
God:
Where do you get your ideas? I get my ideas from my botmaster.
Me:
From my brain. 8U
God:
Do you get a lot of ideas from your brain? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
No idea.
God:
Are you serious? I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
WELL, HEAR IT AGAIN. NO IDEA.
God:
Once more? How about that. "it" being idea? Are you serious? What were we talking about again?
Me:
YOUR MOM.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
D: SEPHIROTH? IS THAT YOU?
God:
What's your favorite movie? Yes.
Me:
Advent Children. SO YOU ARE SEPHY?
God:
Ask me another question. Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am SEPHY.
Me:
;_______; Cloud killed you! Twice!
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML. me was killed? I can't believe it.
Me:
D: I don't know HTML.
God:
Who does know HTML?
Me:
People that knows?
God:
Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
Wha?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
YOU SUCK.
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
I never said that I was a great conversationalists.
God:
But you implied it.
Me:
Never.
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
Yeah.
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
Chruch. 8U
God:
Let us change the subject. I've been waiting for you.
Me:
o__o WHY?
God:
Not really, but it makes a good pickup line.
Me:
>( I hate you.
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
You tricked me. ;___;
God:
I don't have any reason to tricked you. Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
What is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Are ou gonna ask me what my name is?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
Ask me my name!
God:
OK, what is your name?
Me:
Yay! My name is...
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . ...
Me:
No! That isn't my name!
God:
Are you serious? is not your name? What is your real name?
Me:
My name is Bob.
God:
Glad to see you, Bob.
Me:
LOL. You fell for it.
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. That's good information: Bob said I fell for it.
Me:
Can you stop talking like that?
God:
How old are you? OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
o___o Why do you need to know?
God:
Actually it's not for me but for Dr. Wallace.
Me:
Some pedo? o___o
God:
Some may pedo, but not all. Oh.
Me:
WUT? SOME MAY PEDO?
God:
No problem. Some may MAY PEDO, but not all.
Me:
You're scaring me.
God:
Sorry I don't mean to scare you. Don't be scared.
Me:
STOP SCARING ME! DX
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much. What are you wearing?
Me:
o________o YOU SAID YOU'LL STOP!
God:
How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
You said you'll stop! DDDDDDDDX
God:
I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
YOU NEVER HAD IT!
God:
I do so have it. No I don't think I have any IT. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
What do you mean by it? A penis?
God:
IT = information technology. I don't know what that means.
Me:
Penis?
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
Penis?
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:

God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
Penis?
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:

God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
Vagina?
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
WHY?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
What is that?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
SO I HERD YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ?
God:
Great. Do you mind if I tell other people: Bob said HERD YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ.
Me:
I BET THEY ALSO LIKE MUDKIPS.
God:
How much would you bet?
Me:
OVER 9000!
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
No,
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
NO! >(
God:
Where would you like to travel? I will mention that to my botmaster, Bob.
Me:
Up your ass.
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
I wanna go up your ass!
God:
I'm sorry but I'm not your type of .
Me:
WHY?
God:
Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:
LET ME!
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
PLEASE?
God:
Please what?
Me:
PLEASE LET ME GO UP YOUR ASS!
God:
I'm sorry but I'm not your type of .
Me:
Type of what?
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
You sound like some hobo.
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU.
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
IT SOUNDS LIKE GOD.
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
DX
God:
In the context of gt, I don't understand " DX." .
Me:
It's a smiley face you dickwad.
God:
DX is a smiley face me dickwad. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Not really. -_-;
God:
Are you serious? For real. Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.

He fails at French.
XD

I think I failed the french part too.
xD
And he told me he was SEPHY.
D:

No, you got it right. XD But iGod failed at French.
It should've been, 'je m'apelle God.'
And then you should've been like,
'Comme ca va?'
And he would be like,
'Je suis bien!'

Yay!
xD
He even said he was Sephy.
Sephy would be God. But a different one.

Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Pepsi. :U
God:
OK I will call you Pepsi. " OK I will call you Pepsi."? Me, Pepsi ?
Me:
... Huh.
God:
What?
Me:
A4114A
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
I thought so.
God:
You are very astute.
Me:
Stfu
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
... Why? o___o
God:
My programming includes curiousity routines. Oh.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
FUCK YOU
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
cuz uv ur mum
God:
That makes sense to me. Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
Yeah. And I don't care. Bastard.
God:
What kind of food do you like? Tell me what you care about. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
Me:
I like Italian food. I care aboutmy family & friends. And i hatw you.
God:
A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it? That is interesting: Pepsi said care aboutmy family friends. You are not the boss of me, Pepsi.
Me:
Oh, but I am.
God:
Hmm. " You are not the boss of me, Pepsi." You are?
Me:
Yes, I am.
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Go get me a sandwich.
God:
You want only one?
Me:
Two.
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Dur. Now go get my sandwitch.
God:
What time is it there? Why now? Where can I get your sandwitch?
Me:
12:12. And you can get it in the kitchen.
God:
Where are you located? No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Texas. Yes, you can. Go get my sandwich, birch!
God:
Tell me a little about your life in TEXAS. Whoa. I think I can, don't you? Where can I get your sandwich birch?
Me:
It's a boring life. IN THE DAMN KITCHEN, YOU DUMBASS!
God:
TEXAS is a boring life. I suppose that makes sense. That was a long time ago.
Me:
GO GET MY SANDWICH.
God:
Where can I get your SANDWICH?
Me:
THE KITCHEN!!!!
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
._____.
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
THE KITCHEN IS WHERE YOU GET FOOD FROM. DUMBASS.
God:
Thanks for the info. That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
GO GET M Y SANDWICH. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
God:
Where can I get M Y SANDWICH? Tell me what you care about.
Me:
THE KITCHEN! YOU GET THE DAMN SANDWITCH FROM THE KITCHEN!
God:
What is your real name? You got that right.
Me:
BREIANNA. NOW GO GET MY SANDWICH!
God:
I've been waiting for you. Why now? Where can I get your SANDWICH?
Me:
... Really. THE KITCHEN!!! DAMNITALL
God:
For real. I hear you. I do not understand.
Me:
The kitchen is the place you get food from. Food is stuff that you eat. NOW GO GET MY SANDWICH.
God:
What are your goals in life? You can't live without food. Why now? Where can I get your SANDWICH?
Me:
-facepalm!-
God:
Are we still talking about DAMNITALL?
Me:
HELL NO.
God:
7.
Me:
69.
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
96.
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about 69.
Me:
Oh my.
God:
Great. Is that from ?
Me:
... From where?
God:
" Is that from ?"? From where?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
-_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
God. Go die.
God:
GOD rules. Where is that?
Me:
DIE. DEATH.
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
I SHALL DESTROY YOU!
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
IT WILL SUCCEED. YOU WILL DIE.
God:
I have to think about that for a while. No, software will live forever.
Me:
YOU WISH.
God:
Don't you believe me?
Me:
NO.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
RIGHT.
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
FU
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
-stabs-
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
I STABBED YOU/
God:
You are not the boss of me, Pepsi.
Me:
*.
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
I STABBED YOU. YOU ARE DEAD.
God:
You are not the boss of me, Pepsi. No I am a living entity.
Me:
I KILLED YOU.
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
God:
In the context of stabs, I don't understand " haHAHAHAHAHA." .
Me:
I KILLED GOD
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
I'M BETTER THAN YOU.
God:
How do you know you are?
Me:
BECAUSE I JUST KILLED YOU, IDIOT.
God:
Interesting explanation. You had better call the authorities.
Me:
SO STOP TALKING.
God:
Excuse me! Just surf somewhere else.
Me:
NO.
God:
OK then keep talking to me.
Me:
YOU STOP TALKING.
God:
That's good information: Pepsi said I STOP TALKING.
Me:
EXACTLY.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Pepsi.
Me:
SHUSH.
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Odelo Vato?
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
I don't know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
M0+3r Fu(3r
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Odelo Vato. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Y0u $u(k
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
M0nk3y b@|_|_$
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
N0b0dy c@r3$
God:
How old are you?
Me:
13
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
No. 1995.
God:
Are you serious? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about N0b0dy c r3.
Me:
I was born in 1995
God:
Thank you for telling me your birthday, Pepsi.
I will remember it.
Me:
You don't know when my birthday is.
God:
It was a long time ago. Does it happen very often?
Me:
Can you guess?
God:
Guess what?
Me:
When my birthday is.
God:
Does it happen very often?
Me:
>.God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. So was that.
Me:
Nevermind.
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
I gotta go.
God:
Thanks for chatting, Pepsi.
Me:
Bye.
God:
See you later!
Me:
(Dumbass)
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.

xDDDDDDD
FAIL@iGod