O SHI-- ROY HAS CHARACTERS?!?!?!?

OF COURSE HE DOES. :>:3:

Fred: Was a normal guy, but he got rotom'd. So now he's an indestructable zombie. He tends to GM, so. Um. YOU CAN'T KILL HIM! HE CAN ONLY KILL YOU! unless one of your characters is 'norris...

Oafie: He's fat.

n00bspaekr: She hurts my brains. And fingers. So she won't talk too much.

Spoons: He's too big.

Banana: He is a banana.

Anus: He tends to bleed.

Silly hat: You'd better wear one.

Angry ticks: Fire out of my nipples.

Consumer whore: And how!?!?

I am: THE QUEEN OF FRANCE

Tuesday: He's coming. Did you bring your coat?

Giant bucket: I live in one.

Fat and sassy: I'm feeling so.

Say: DO YOU WANT TO GO SEE A MOVIE?

Everybody: DAYUNSE!!!!