HALP WANTED

I need several things that I cannot get on my own because of laziness. AR people, help meeeee

I needs:
*an entire team of 6 raised to at least level 50 (I know AR comes with an exp boost)
*2 heart scales OR someone with fire and thunder fangs that will battle against my smeargle so I can breed it for the moves :B
*six red shards. I hate those red shards.

If you have any, lemme know :D If you can do all, I'll raid my legit shiny collection and give you something in your honor.

THANKSSSSS~

Also... I don't need the first one at the moment >.> I've still got EV training to do.