THESE WORLD RECORDS ARE NSFW

K so.
I found this site whilst looking for something.
... Actually I'ma tell you what I was looking for so you don't think the worst. xDDD
I was looking for the world record for the longest fuck. xDDD I was curious. xD

Anyway. Some adults only world records:

"The most ejaculatory orgasms ever recorded in 1 hour for a man is 16."
To put this in perspective for girls, any more than about 3 in an hour starts to hurt like hell. xD


"The farthest a woman has been recorded to ejaculate is about 9'29" (3 m)."


"Having swallowed the most amount of semen ever officially recorded Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints (0.96 liter) of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991."
... I think I'm in love. -Shottodeath-


"The female gangbang world record is owned by a woman named Houston who had intercourse with 620 men in one day! A video was made of this historic event. As it took about 10 hours (with a few very brief breaks) to do it, the average time of intercourse was less than 58 seconds."
... It's sad but I really want to see this video. xDDDDDDDDDDDD


"The biggest amount of orgasms enjoyed by a woman in 1 hour ever recorded is a pussy shattering 134!"
Lol pussy shattering.


"The record of the man who has had intercourse the most frequently goes to a man who was recorded to have had intercourse about 52,000 times over a period of 30 years. This means he had intercourse on average 33.3 times a week!"
Lucky man is lucky.


"Youngest Father - Sean Stewart, of Sharnbrook, England, became the father of a healthy 6 lb. baby boy on January 20, 1998, at age 12"


"– Longest Continuous Masturbation Session…
Female: 6 hours, 30 minutes. Male: 8 hours, 30 minutes. "
HOLY. FUCKING. /SHIT/.


"Dr Vernon Coleman registered the longest sexual intercourse, which lasted for 15 hours. "
Yaaaaay I found what I was looking for. Now I just have to break it. Any takers? -Shot-


"In 2004 porno star Lisa Sparxxx created a very unusual world record - she had sex with 919 men in 24 hours. "



Not world records, but awesome facts. xD

"There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day. "


"The Durex - World Sex Survey indicates that globally we are having sex -
103 times per year, or

1.98 times per week, or

0.28 times per day."


"Certain foods can boost your sex drive and the list includes - lean meat, Grains, Watermelon, Pumpkin Seeds, Almonds, Bananas, Strawberries, Mangos, Avocado, Chilies, Basil, Cardamom, Figs, Pepper, Champagne, Oysters, Chocolate, Truffles, Caviar and Whipped Cream. "


"The Americans and Greeks top the maximum number of sexual intercourses - they do it 124 and 117 times respectively a year. The Indian do it only 76 times a year but the Japanese men seem to be the least interested and only do it 36 times. "


" Sleep studies show that men have about nine erections during a night's sleep - regardless of what they dream. "


"There are over 4.2 million porn websites in the world and growing everyday with millions of videos depicting sexual intercourse in various Kama-Sutra postures. "



"The average speed of a man's ejaculation is 28 miles (45.05 km) per hour. The average speed of a city bus is 25 miles (40.22 km) per hour."


I'll add more if I find them. xD

PUSSY SHATTERING SOUNDS FUNNY.



... It's sad but I really want to see this video. xDDDDDDDDDDDD
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I'm curious too.


the semen swallowing kinda scares me.

LOL REGARDLESS OF WHAT THEY DREAM OF xD

The Joker wrote:

" Sleep studies show that men have about nine erections during a night's sleep - regardless of what they dream. "

SADLY, I HAVE WITNESSED THIS.
I HATED HAVING TO USE THE COMPUTER IN MY MOM'S FRIENDS ROOM AT NIGHT

Negaren wrote:

The Joker wrote:

" Sleep studies show that men have about nine erections during a night's sleep - regardless of what they dream. "

SADLY, I HAVE WITNESSED THIS.
I HATED HAVING TO USE THE COMPUTER IN MY MOM'S FRIENDS ROOM AT NIGHT

...
HOW HAVE YOU SEEN THAT?

The Joker wrote:

Negaren wrote:

The Joker wrote:

" Sleep studies show that men have about nine erections during a night's sleep - regardless of what they dream. "

SADLY, I HAVE WITNESSED THIS.
I HATED HAVING TO USE THE COMPUTER IN MY MOM'S FRIENDS ROOM AT NIGHT

...
HOW HAVE YOU SEEN THAT?

THE BLANKET ROSE WHEN HE WAS ASLEEP.
I DIDN'T LOOK AT IT DIRECTLY, BUT I COULD JUST TELL.
VERY AWKWARD

@Kiri

LOL PUSSY SHATTERING.
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

LOLKIRI