THANK YOU TEAM ROCKET

FOR PROVIDING US THE MOST HILARIOUS OUT-OF-CONTEXT LINES IN THE ENTIRE ENGLISH DUB OF POKEMON:

"It pays to have protection!"

"The Boss loves something, as long as that thing is the biggest and the best."

"It just didn't seem right to take it from behind!"

"Grovyle's shooting bla-aanks~!"

"I haven't seen this many strange letters since I took out a personal ad."

"I love a hard rod and good tackle!"

"I am not a piece of fruit, no matter what anyone says."

AND THIS ISN'T TEAM ROCKET BUT I WONDER HOW THIS GOT THROUGH THE CENSORS:



OKAY BACK TO TEAM ROCKET:

"to protect us from all that chafing and itching!"
"It might finally stop all of Jesse's... complaining!"