SO LIKE GUESS WHAT LOL

THERE WAS LIKE NO ONE ONLINE AND I WANTED TO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT MY NEW OCS
BECAUSE
IT IS GREAT
SO
I DOUBT ANYONE REALLY KEEPS TRACK OR ANYTHING
BUT I HAD THIS ONE SUB OF HELLDWELLERS
ABOUT LIKE KNIGHTS AND SHIT
WASN'T THAT GREAT :/
SO TODAY I WAS THINKING WHAT COULD I ADD TO A&B UNIVERSE THING TO MAKE IT BETTER
AND I WAS LIKE "WELL I CAN TRANSFER MY WHOLE MEDIEVAL THING"
SO I DID
BUT
NOW I HAVE NO KNIGHTS I HAVE TO LIKE REDO THE WHOLE CASTLE THING
BUT NOW IN A&B WORLD, WHICH IS A PLANE OF EXISTENCE A SHOT ABOVE EARTH'S IN MY LITTLE STORY THING
THERE ARE NORTHERN ELVES AND SOUTHERN ELVES OF THE CONTINENTS
THEY DON'T HAVE A TRBIETHING NAME YET I'M WORKING ON IT STFU
AND SINCCE HIGHER BEINGS ARE TWO SHOTS ABOVE A&B,
THEY'RE TREATED AS THE ULTIMATE EXISTENCE
AND WELL IT'S LIKE HERE IN ORDER THING

HIGHER BEINGS
GADARENE GODS
A&B
EARTH
HELLDWELLERS

SO YEAH LOL
THAT'S HOW THEIR PLANES RANK

AND SO BACK TO THE WHOLE ELF THING
THE ONLY ROYALTY I HAVE IS A PRINCESS
WHO WAS CAPTURED BY SOUTHERN ELVES WHO WERE ANGRY WITH THE ROYAL FAMILY BECAUSE... BECAUSE... BECAUSE THEY LIED ABOUT KAKE LOL I WILL FIGURE THAT OUT LATER
AND SO THEY WERE LIKE "LOL HERE" AND GAVE THE BABY TO THE NORTHERN ELVES
BUT MOST OF THE NORTHERN ELF TRIBES ARE ALL FEMALE AND THEY HAVE TO TRAVEL IF THEY WANT TO GET BABIES
SO THEY WERE LIKE "... K" AND SO THE CHIEFTESS OF THE ELVES RAISED THE PRINCESS AND YOU KNOW SINCE HBS ARE SEEN AS THE HIGHEST AUTHORITY THEY LIKE WORSHIP THEM,
Kaiv: YES.
STFU KAIV ANYWAY
THE ELVES ARE TATTOOED WITH THESE MARKINGS AT BIRTH
SO THEY TATTOOED THE PRINCESS AND RAISED HER AS THEIR OWN AND THE CHIEFTESS' NAME IS FOIRE AND THEY NAMED THE PRINCESS FRYSTE
AND SO THIS ONE SOUTHERN ELF IS LIKE LOOKING FOR A WIFE AND HE'S LIKE "MOTHERFUCKERS I'M NOT HAVING SEX WITH ANOTHER ELF HERE NO :| FEELS LIKE INCEST FUCK IT"
AND SO. HE GOES TRAVELING.
AND FRYSTE HAS TO LEAVE HER ELF FAMILY AND FIND HER CASTLE BECAUSE SOONER OR LATER SHE HAS TO BE QUEEN AND SHIT
AND THIS SOUTHERN ELF'S NAME IS ZOLEIL
AND THE CASTLE IS MORE IN THE SOUTH SO HE IS LIKE "I'MMA STEAL A BITCH FROM THIS CASTLE >:D"
BUT THEN CASTLE GUARDS ARE LIKE "LOL YEAH RIGHT" AND SEND HIM PACKING
SO ZOLEIL IS LIKE "... FUCK :| "
AND HE DOESN'T WANT TO GO BACK TO HIS TRIBE BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL MAD AT HIM FOR DITCHING THEM
SO THEN HE'S LIKE "K SO I'LL GO GET A NORTHERN ELF"
AND SO HE GOES ON HIS JOURNEY
AND THEN HE MEETS FRYSTE ALONG THE WAY WHO IS GOING TO HER CASTLE
AND SHE'S ALL DRESSED IN NORTHERN ELF GEAR SO HE'S LIKE "O HEY THAT WAS EASY -Staples button lol-"
AND THEN SHE IS ALL "WTF DO YOU WANT"
AND HE'S LIKE "YOU ARE NOW MY WOMAN K"
BECAUSE THE SOUTHERN ELF TRIBE IS LIKE SEXIST AND WOMEN DON'T GET MUCH OF A SAY
SO WHEN SHE SAYS NO HE'S LIKE "... WTF DO YOU MEAN NO"
AND I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF OTHER STUFF SO YEAH LOL

OHOHOHOHO I AM LE ZOLEIL

YEAH HE'S LIKE THAT


ALSO NORTHERN ELVES WORSHIP KAIV (LOLOL) AND SOUTHER ELVES WORSHIP MHARRIKO

AND I CHANGED THE NAME VIXELLA FOXXER BECAUSE IT SOUNDED STUPID :| NOW IT'S VIXETRA VOLPIR LOL I'M ON CRACK :epicchipz:

VIXETRA ETCETERA

I AM GOING TO SLOWLY NOD MY HEAD, FEIGNING TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

D:< :tardllama:

K SO IDK WUT SHUD HOPPEN I'VE GOT ZOLEIL AND FRYSTE ON THE EDGE OF NO MAN'S LAND AND HE IS LIKE "BITCH YOU'RE MINE" AND SHE LIKE "YOU'RE ANNOYING GTFO >:/" AND THEY'RE LIKE NOT GETTING ANYWHERE.
ZOLEIL WOULD TOTALLY RAPE HER IF THEY WERE ON THE BANESFIELD EDGE OF NO MAN'S LAND, BUT THEY'RE NEAR THE CASTLE, SO THE BORDER PATROL GUYS ARE LIKE RIGHT THERE. SO THEN HE FINALLY REALISES THAT SHE'S NOT AN ELF BECAUSE HER EARS ARE ALL SHORT. SO HE'S LIKE "WHERE THE CRAP ARE YOU FROM" AND SHE IS LIKE "THE NORTH >8|" AND WON'T TELL HIM ANYTHING THEN HE'S LIKE "CAN I TRAVEL WITH YOU" AND SHE'S LIKE "WHER U HEADED" AND HE'S LIKE "... ANYWHERE" AND SHE'S LIKE K FINE.
YAY PROGRESS.
AND WHEN FRYSTE WAS TRAVELING DOWN FROM NORTHERN COUNTRY SHE CROSSED THROUGH BANESFILED. AND EVERYTHING THAT LIVES THERE IS EXTREMELY TERRITORIAL, SO THEY ARE LIKE "WE WILL GET U D8<"
AND NOW SHE IS WALKING WITH ZOLEIL AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN BANESFIELD WARRIORS ARE LIKE COMING AFTER THEM AND THEY'RE LIKE "OSHI-" AND ROYAL COUNTRY WON'T LET THEM IN BECAUSE THEY HAVE BANESFIELDERS AFTER THEM SO ZOLEIL IS LIKE "TO THE COAST" SINCE THEY ARE KIND OF NEAR IT SO THEY ARE RUNNING AND RUNNING AND RUNNING. AND FRYSTE NEVER LEARNED HOW TO SWIM BECAUSE IT'S DAMN COLD UP THERE AND SHE DIDN'T HAVE RESISTANCE LIKE THE NORTHERN ELVES. AND WHEN THEY GET THERE SHE LIKE "FUCK MAN I CAN'T SWIM ARE YOU CRAZY" SO THEN HE LIKE GRABS HER AND DIVES IN. AND OF COURSE HE CAN SWIM BECAUSE SOUTHERN ELVES LIVE IN A REALLY HOT PLACE BUT IT IS LIKE SURROUNDED BY WATER. AND APPARENTLY DESERT ANIMALS R NOT GOOD. SO YEAH THEY HAVE TO LIKE FISH AND CRAP.
SO THEN THEY ARE LIKE UNDERWATER, AND THANK GOD THERE IS A DESPERIAN COMMUNITY ALONG THESE PARTS BECAUSE OF THE RIVER. SO ZOLEIL SWIMS DOWN AND IS LIKE "OHAI UH SAVE US LOL" AND DESPERIANS ARE LIKE " K"
ET VOILA.
SO THEN THEY ARE IN THE EASTERN DESPERIAN CITY.
AND DESPERIANS ARE LIKE "K WTF ARE YOU GUYS DOIN" AND ZOLEIL IS LIKE "TRAVELING."

ANYWAY I G2G NOW LOL

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:;D:

PORNTO FAPTO wrote:

AND NOW SHE IS WALKING WITH ZOLEIL AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN BANESFIELD WARRIORS ARE LIKE COMING AFTER THEM AND THEY'RE LIKE "OSHI-" AND ROYAL COUNTRY WON'T LET THEM IN BECAUSE THEY HAVE BANESFIELDERS AFTER THEM SO ZOLEIL IS LIKE "TO THE COAST" SINCE THEY ARE KIND OF NEAR IT SO THEY ARE RUNNING AND RUNNING AND RUNNING (in the 90s).

FIXED

WAIT I NEED TO FIX IT

MAKE THAT EAST COAST
BECAUSE THEY NEED TO END UP IN AESSON