OMFG LUK ITS HRRY POTTER GOFFIK FANFIC

CHAPTERS 1-22

CHAPTERS 23-44

MUCH LULZ.

"I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide."

"“BECAUSE…BECAUSE….” Hargid said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent."

AS YOU CAN SEE, THIS IS A MAJOR SOURCE OF LULZ.
READ ALL OF IT.

Me reading it lol.

"Suddenly…………………. Sorious cocked on da door. I hopened it."

COCKED ON LOLOLOL

LOLWTF

"WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD."

....EXCRETION?

"We went in2 da movie tether were they were showing da Excercist. In it a boy and a gurl were doing it sudenly a cereal killer came lol. Satan and I laughed at da blood koz we’re sadists."

A /CEREAL/ KILLER.
HE KILLED ALL THE FROSTED FLAKES. ;;

IS THIS FOR REAL?

“Bastard!” I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up
cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky
black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that
I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn’t
have glasses anymore and now he was wearing red contact lenses just
like Draco’s and there was no scar on his forhead anymore. He had a
manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent. He looked
exactly like Joel Madden. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when
I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one
you sicko. <-- I LOL'D

YES.
FOR REAL.

"“I NO BUT WE HAV 2 FIND HIM.” I SED SMARTY."

EPIC LOL

this is too funny.

too bad i can't bear to read most of it.

Hargrid ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk.

LOLOLOLOL
FAIL
HAGRID IS NEITHER A STUDENT NOR DOES HE RIDE A BROOMSTICK OKTHX
EPIC LOL THO