ADVENTUREEEEEEEEE /not

[22:56:36] @ Paul-io : /revive
[22:56:51] @ Paul-io : I just had a massive adventure to the kitchen.
[22:56:54] @ Paul-io : no lies. srs.
[22:57:23] @ Paul-io : So I was sitting here and my stomach growls.
[22:57:32] @ Paul-io : So, I decide to get up to gte something to eat.
[22:57:39] @ Milk of Coffee : xDDDDDDD
[22:57:51] @ Paul-io : I stand up and take on step, and almost immeditely trip over the leg of my ocmputer chair
[22:58:00] @ Paul-io : *computer
[22:58:13] @ Paul-io : And so I kind of just collapse against my couch
[22:58:18] @ Paul-io : and I'm just sitting there
[22:58:22] @ Paul-io : And I felt something.
[22:58:26] @ Paul-io : up my ass.
[22:58:37] @ Paul-io : Metophorically speaking.
[22:58:52] @ Paul-io : It was the TV remote.
[22:59:00] @ Paul-io : So now, not only does my leg hurt,
[22:59:13] @ Paul-io : but I just got metophorically raped by a remotre.
[22:59:16] @ Paul-io : *remote
[22:59:24] @ TOGEKISS : ....
[22:59:26] @ TOGEKISS : LMAO
[22:59:31] @ Milk of Coffee : xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[22:59:32] @ Paul-io : so I put that aside,
[22:59:33] @ TOGEKISS : xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[22:59:40] @ Paul-io : and I stand up to go into the kitchen.
[22:59:57] @ Paul-io : The way my house is set up,
[23:00:34] @ Paul-io : There
the lving room with the computer and TV and couch and everthing, then a
teeny little hallway which on the left is the front door, and on the
right is the stairs
[23:00:46] @ Paul-io : *there's
[23:00:50] @ Paul-io : *living
[23:01:05] @ Paul-io : So I'm walking along,
[23:01:25] @ TOGEKISS : o3o
[23:01:27] @ Paul-io : and not paying attention, I jam my toe into the corner of the coffee table.
[23:01:47] @ Paul-io : So now my left leg hurts & my right toe is like bleeding.
[23:02:02] @ Paul-io : I was right into that little hallway thing,
[23:02:04] @ Kim : I AM SCREWED. D ;
[23:02:28] @ Paul-io : and my cat runs downstairs like he's running from MJ, and smacks right into my leg.
[23:02:39] @ Paul-io : Not only does he scratch my leg,
[23:03:02] @ Paul-io : but his claws got attached to my sweat pants, and in turn pull them down.
[23:03:21] @ Paul-io : So I'm standing there, half naked, right infront of my front door.
[23:03:33] @ Paul-io : Which was casually open by the way.
[23:03:47] @ Paul-io : I turn around to see if anyone's outside
[23:03:51] @ TOGEKISS : LMAO
[23:03:52] @ Paul-io : and just my luck, right?

[23:03:57] @ TOGEKISS : XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[23:04:08] @ TOGEKISS : I'M SORRY
[23:04:10] @ Paul-io : My neighbor is standing out there walking her dog.
[23:04:15] @ TOGEKISS : THIS IS JUST HILARIOUS
[23:04:16] @ Kim : WHAT A NICE EXPERIENCE.
[23:04:23] @ Paul-io : With a very nice view of my ass.
[23:04:25] @ TOGEKISS : XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[23:04:41] @ Paul-io : And so I'm like "SHITSHITSHIT"
[23:04:47] @ Paul-io : And I try to close the door in a hurry,
[23:05:01] @ Paul-io : and I jam my toe, THE SAME DAMN TOE, in the door.
[23:05:17] @ Paul-io : Now by the time, my toe is still bleeding, as is my leg from my god damned cat.
[23:05:26] @ TOGEKISS : XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[23:05:39] @ Paul-io : I look down and my cat is stil trying to get himself untangled from my pants.
[23:05:54] @ Paul-io : And it's not like I'm gonna help the little fucker,
[23:06:21] @ Paul-io : so I make the mistake of attempting to shuffle into the kitchen with my pants at my ankles.
[23:07:00] @ Paul-io : I ended up tripping and grabbing onto the edge of my counter to keep myself from falling,
[23:07:17] @ TOGEKISS : XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[23:07:24] @ Paul-io : and I bumped the glass of water I had sitting out there in a way that made it spill all over me.
[23:07:27] @ Paul-io : And my cat is all
[23:07:30] @ Paul-io : "SHTISHTISHIT WATER"
[23:07:51] @ Paul-io : And so he runs right into HIS water dish, which is now all over the kitchen rug.
[23:08:14] @ TOGEKISS : GOD IT'S LIKE A CHAIN REACTION FOR YOU
[23:08:19] @ Paul-io : So I'm soaking wet,
[23:08:27] @ Paul-io : standing still half naked
[23:08:37] @ Paul-io : with water spilled everywhere
[23:08:41] @ TOGEKISS : PULL UP YOUR PANTS LOL
[23:09:20] @ Paul-io : And I continue my massive journey to the frigde, and I grabbed a piece of cheese and a thing of Amp.
[23:09:34] @ Paul-io : I turn around to pull up my pants,
[23:09:39] @ TOGEKISS : o3o
[23:09:42] @ Paul-io : and I hear a slurping sound.
[23:09:47] @ Paul-io : My cat is sitting there
[23:09:53] @ Paul-io : next to the mess of water
[23:09:59] @ Paul-io : drinking it.
[23:10:01] @ Milk of Coffee : ujhybgtvfcd
[23:10:12] @ TOGEKISS : THAT'S NOT BAD o3o
[23:10:19] @ Paul-io : After all that massive pain
[23:10:25] @ Paul-io : and very cold water
[23:10:27] @ Paul-io : and ass,
[23:11:00] @ Paul-io : I stubbed my toe twice and broke the nail , got half my leg scratched,
[23:11:12] @ Paul-io : spilled shit everywhere,
[23:11:29] @ Paul-io : exposed my self to my neighbor,
[23:11:43] @ Paul-io : to get a piece of cheese and give my cat water.
[23:12:17] @ Paul-io : @kiri; the thing is like he never drinks out of his dish. Even if it's fresh water, he tries to drink from the faucet.
[23:12:31] @ Paul-io : Oh, and by the way, the cheese was old.
[23:12:43] @ TOGEKISS : ...

-LOL'D-

NICE ADVENTURE THERE, ALLIE. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

lolwow

[23:08:19] @ Paul-io : So I'm soaking wet,
[23:08:27] @ Paul-io : standing still half naked

I HAD AN ADVENTURE, TOO.

WHILE I WAS READING THIS, I CHOKED ON KAKE. TWICE.

AND MY DAD GAVE ME A LOOK.

Teh Chrisizard wrote:

[23:08:19] @ Paul-io : So I'm soaking wet,
[23:08:27] @ Paul-io : standing still half naked

CHRIS, IF YOU DON'T PULL YOUR PANTS UP RIGHT NOW, I'MMA GET A PLANE THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS.

Milk of Coffee wrote:

Teh Chrisizard wrote:

[23:08:19] @ Paul-io : So I'm soaking wet,
[23:08:27] @ Paul-io : standing still half naked

CHRIS, IF YOU DON'T PULL YOUR PANTS UP RIGHT NOW, I'MMA GET A PLANE THERE

....O.e;;;;;

AND KICK YOUR ASS.

wat wrote:

AND KICK YOUR ASS.

SHH.