DON'T YOU KNOW A FUCK ABOUT ART!?

OKAY, THIS IS A RANT, SO IT'S GOING TO BE TYPED IN CAPS.

MY ART TEACHER IS A HORRIBLE WOMAN. I CAN NO LONGER TOLERATE HER AFTER 8 MONTHS OF PUTTING UP WITH HER SHIT.

OK, SO, TODAY IN ART WE ARE SUPOSSED TO MAKE A HIGH-CONTRAST PICTURE WITH A COLORFUL BACKGROUND. PRETTY MUCH LIKE THIS ONLY THE BACKGROUND HAS A PATTERN.

NOW, KEEP IN MIND THAT SHE'S TOLD US A FUCKING MILLION TIMES THAT SHE GRADES ON US 'THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX.'

NOW, MY IDEA WAS TO MAKE A PEACE SIGN PATTERN. IDK WHY I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD LOOK COOL. SO I'M FORCED TO PRESENT MY IDEA TO HER AND GET IT APPROVED OTHERWISE I WON'T GET THE MATERIALS TO PAINT, AND SHE SAYS NO.

"NO, PEACE SIGNS ARE OVERUSED. YOU SEE THEM EVERYWHERE. CAN'T YOU THINK OF SOMETHING ORIGINAL?"

ME: "WELL, HAS THIS PATTERN BEEN OVERUSED IN THIS ASSIGNMENT BEFORE?"

MRS. SNAAR: "NO, BUT YOU SEE THEM EVERYWHERE NOWADAYS. IF YOU CAN THINK OF SOMETHING TO MAKE IT ORIGINAL, I'LL TAKE IT."

ME: " OKAY.."

SO, I DECIDED TO MAKE MY PEACE SIGNS THE COLORS OF THE SPECTRUM, WITH A BLACK BACKGROUND. AND INSTEAD OF MAKING CONTRAST PICTURE BLACK, I'LL MAKE IT WHITE. PRETTY COOL IDEA, Y/Y?

APPARENTLY IT'S NOT ENOUGH FOR HER!

"THAT'S NOT FOLLOWING THE DIRECTIONS. HOWEVER YOU CAN MAKE ONE ON YOUR OWN TIME AND...."

ME: "BUT YOU SAID YOU GRADE BASED ON OUR CREATIVITY AND THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX."

SNAAR: "BUT IT'S NOT FOLLOWING DIRECTIONS."

ME: " BUT I AM FOLLOWING DIRECTIONS. I'M JUST MAKING IT ANOTHER COLOR INSTEAD OF BLACK"

HER: "WHAT COLOR?"

ME: "WHITE"

SNAAAAAAAAR: "WHITE ISN'T A COLOR "

OKAY, IF YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ART, WHITE IS AND ISN'T A COLOR. IN TERMS OF LIGHT, WHITE IS IN IT'S OWN CATEGORY. BUT IN PAINT, WHICH IS WHAT WE'RE DOING, IT IS.

SO THE NEXT THING I COME UP WITH IS LETTERS. I THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE PRETTY ORIGINAL AND NEAT

YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S /STILL/ NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR THAT BITCH!

"WHY DON'T YOU JUST CHOOSE 3 LETTERS AND MAKE A PATTERN OR SOMETHING?"

ME (THOUGHT MODE): " NO NO NO! THAT IS NOT THE IDEA I HAD IN MIND! IT'LL LOOK STUPID LIKE THAT! STOP TRYING TO MAKE /MY/ PICTURE WHAT /YOU/ WANT!"

ME: "...NTY."

SNAAR: "WELL I'M JUST /SUGGESTING/ IT." (NO YOU AREN'T, BITCH)

ME: " I'LL JUST COME UP WITH SOMETHING ELSE. -STORMS TO DESK-"


SO, FOR MY PATTERN I ENDED UP DOING SUNS AND MOONS. IT'S ALRIGHT, BUT REALLY NOT WHAT I WANTED TO DO. THIS FUCKING SNAAR IS HOLDING ME BACK! I HAVE NO GODDAMN TOLERANCE FOR THAT BULLSHIT! IT'S ART AND I SHOULD DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT TO. YES I KNOW I NEED TO DO THE ASSIGNMENT, BUT I WANT IT /MY/ WAY. IF SHE WOULDN'T GIVE ME AN F FOR DOING IT THEN I WOULD GO RIGHT AHEAD AND MAKE /MY/ PICTURE THE WAY /I/ WANT TO.

I KNOW I SOUND LIKE A BRAT BUT I SHOULD BE ABLE TO EXPRESS MYSELF. ISN'T THAT PRETTY MUCH WHAT ART IS?

WTF!
IDK ABOUT THERE, BUT THERE ARE LIKE, NO PEACE SIGNS UP HERE.
AND YES, ART IS ABOUT EXPRESSING YOURSELF, SO YOU SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT.
AND "THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX" AND "FOLLOWING DIRECTIONS" ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS, SHE TOTALLY CONTRADICTED HERSELF.

DUM BICH

WELL ALL MY ART TEACHERS HAVE BEEN RETARDS, SO I DON'T TAKE ART CLASSES ANY MORE.

SNAAAAAAAAR <---- i lol'd (wow my word is really catching on XD)

Anyway, yeah, i dont take art...because i have no creativity...

BUT, this bitch sounds like the biggest snaar on earth.

AT LEAST SHE DOESN'T THINK A BUST IS A WAIST-UP?

Lots of contradiction there.
o-o

What a dumb bitch.