BITCHES DON'T KNOW BOUT MY ORANGE JUICE

Okay, so I finally got a chance to put up the orange juice story.
But I can't really take much credit since Tira was the one who saved it all.
xD
(Whoops, gotta put it in two posts)

Enjoy~

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[11:05:15] @ Kingdar : H I DUN GET HOW GIANTS PEE ORANGE JUICE
[11:05:17] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : COME ON BARBIE, LET'S GO PARTY~!
[11:05:21] @ Tirila, Sasuke the Ktiana : xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[11:05:26] @ Tirila, Sasuke the Ktiana : AW, CHRIS. xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
[11:05:36] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : here's the mail, it never fails, it makes me wanna wag my tail~
[11:05:43] @ Hoodsie : BECAUSE THEY GROW ORANGES IN THEIR WOMB
[11:05:45] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : when itt comes i wanna wail~
[11:05:54] @ Hoodsie : MAAAAAAAAIIIIIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[11:05:58] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : MMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[11:06:01] @ Kingdar : O_O
[11:06:01] @ Tirila, Sasuke the Ktiana : I LOVE THE MAIL TIME SONG~. 8DDDD!
[11:06:09] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[11:06:16] @ Kingdar : MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
[11:06:25] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : MAIL TIME, MAIL TIME, MAIIIL TIIIME~!
[11:06:28] @ Kingdar : BLUE SKADOOED, WE CAN TOO!
[11:06:28] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : HERE'S THE MAIL,
[11:06:30] @ Hoodsie : the THEN THEY POOP OUT ORANGES WHICH BECOME THEIR BABIES
[11:06:33] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : IT NEVER FAILS,
[11:06:51] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : IT MAKES ME WANNA WAG MY TAIL,
[11:06:59] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : WHEN IT COMES I WANNA WAIL,
[11:07:10] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[11:07:12] @ Hoodsie : the THEN THE BABIES GO ON KILLING SPREES the MURDER BABIES WHO ARE TRAINED IN THE ARTS OF BEING A PEDOPHILE
[11:07:20] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : BOW-BOWWOW!
[11:07:25] @ Tirila, Sasuke the Ktiana : BLUE SKIDOO, WE CAN TOO~! -skidoos-
[11:07:31] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : PEDOBABIES! o:
[11:07:41] @ Hoodsie : the THEN THE BABIE PEDOPHILES EAT LITTLE GIRLS WHILE THEY ARE FAST ASPLEEP
[11:07:54] @ Hoodsie : ASPLEEP XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[11:08:00] @ Tirila, Sasuke the Ktiana : PEDOBABIES AREN'T NORMAL. D|
[11:08:01] @ Hoodsie : *asleep
[11:08:17] @ Tirila, Sasuke the Ktiana : LOL@"ASPLEEP". xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[11:08:21] @ Kingdar : THEN THEY BECOME ICHAEL JACKSONS the GO FOR LITTLE BOYS
[11:08:26] @ Hoodsie : the THEN THEY RAPE THE PARENTS the GET PREGNANT
[11:08:33] @ Kingdar : *MICHAEL
[11:08:42] @ Hoodsie : the THEN THEY PUKE OUT MINI MJS
[11:08:45] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : ASPLEEP! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[11:09:03] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW~!
[11:09:09] @ Hoodsie : the THEY GO OUT the MOLEST LITTLE BOYS BY THE NAME OF HAIRY WANG
[11:09:17] @ Tirila, Sasuke the Ktiana : BABBY SPEWZ.
[11:09:26] @ Tirila, Sasuke the Ktiana : LOL HAIRY WANG.
[11:09:29] @ Kingdar : =O
[11:09:31] @ Tirila, Sasuke the Ktiana : xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[11:09:39] @ Hoodsie : the THEN THE BOYS BY THE NAME OF HAIRY WANG BLOW UP BECAUSE THEY CAN'T HANDLE IT
[11:09:55] @ Hoodsie : the THEIR GUTS MAKE MORE MINI MJS
[11:09:57] @ Kingdar : THEN THEY MOLLEST THEMSELFS
[11:10:06] @ Hoodsie : WHICH RAPE THE YOUTH OF RUSSIA
[11:10:18] @ Hoodsie : WHICH IS WHY THE SOVIET UNION WENT BOOM
[11:10:33] @ Tirila, Sasuke the Ktiana : THEY CAN'T HANDLE HAIRY WANG's HUGE WANG? xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[11:10:42] @ Teh Chrisizard : ... Nevermind.
[11:10:51] Teh Chrisizard is away : Awkward as hell.
[11:10:52] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[11:10:55] @ Hoodsie : the THEN THEY HIJACKED THE NUCLEAR MISSLES IN KOREA the DROVE THEM INTO ATLANTIS
[11:10:56] @ Kingdar : WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER EAT CORN
[11:11:06] @ Tirila, Sasuke the Ktiana : ROFL, POOR CHRIS. xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[11:11:16] @ Tirila, Sasuke the Ktiana : BEST.
[11:11:19] @ Tirila, Sasuke the Ktiana : STORY.
[11:11:20] @ Tirila, Sasuke the Ktiana : OF.
[11:11:21] @ Tirila, Sasuke the Ktiana : LIFE.
[11:11:25] @ Tirila, Sasuke the Ktiana : xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[11:11:33] @ Hoodsie : the ALL OF ATLANTIS GOT PREGNANT WITH MJ SPERM the GAVE BIRTH TO MINI PEDOBEARS
[11:11:43] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : IN SOVIET RUSSIA, TYPO MAKES YOU! -Uncylcopedia'd-
[11:12:07] @ Hoodsie : WHO BUILT SPACE SHIPS the BUILT A COLONY ON JUPITER
[11:12:11] @ Kingdar : WHICH THEN GAVE YOU AIDS, BOY OR GIRL
[11:12:21] @ Hoodsie : WHICH IS WHY POLAR BEARS ENDED UP BEING WHITE
[11:12:34] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : CORN GIVES AIDS? o3o
[11:12:39] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : *GIVES YOU
[11:12:46] @ Hoodsie : BUT EVERY POLAR BEAR EXPLODED the FORMED MARS
[11:12:51] @ Kingdar : YES
[11:13:02] @ Hoodsie : the MARS CRASHED INTO EARTH the MADE MORE MINI MJS
[11:13:06] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : BOOOOOOOOOOOOM~!
[11:13:22] @ Hoodsie : the THE MINI MJS TOOK OVER SLOVAVKIA NAD KILLED CASTRO
[11:13:35] @ Kingdar : THEN THEY MOLLESTED THE CORN FARMZ
[11:13:38] @ Hoodsie : the THEN THEY NUCED AUSTRALIA
[11:13:53] @ Tirila, Sasuke the Ktiana : the THEN JUPITER CRASHED INTO THE MOON, RAINING PEDOSPERM THAT IS CULTIVATED ON THE MOON DOWN ON THE EARTH.
[11:14:00] @ Hoodsie : the ALL THE KANGAROOS GOT SPERM POISONING the BLEW UP
[11:14:32] @ Hoodsie : the THE EXCESS SPERM WAS INJECTED INTO MICROORGANISMS
[11:14:37] @ Kingdar : THEN MY HEAD IMPLODED DUE TO THE FACT THAT LIFE IS GAYER THAN UR MUM
[11:14:49] @ Hoodsie : WHICH IS WHY THERE IS A NEW STD CALL PEDOJACKSON
[11:14:50] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : the THEN MY UNCLE VLADIMIR, WHO CONVENIENTLY DOES NOT EXIST, WAS NEUTERD.
[11:15:07] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : *NEUTERED.
[11:15:14] @ Tirila, Sasuke the Ktiana : the THEN THE MINI MJS HARVESTED KINGDAR'S ASPLODED BRAIN FOR SPERM TESTING.
[11:15:18] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : WHICH ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO MY DAD.
[11:15:19] @ Hoodsie : the IT TURNS YOU INTO MJ the MAKES YOU MOLEST LITTLE CHILDREN WHILE THEY SLEEP
[11:15:41] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : the THEY THE PUT THE SPERM IN KETCHUP.
[11:16:08] @ Hoodsie : the THEN ALL THE FEMALE CATS WERE EATEN BY THE VIETNAMESE the BLEW UP SPRAYING PESTICIDES ALL OVER
[11:16:11] @ Kingdar : THEN ASH KECTUMP STOLE THE PIN KETCHUP
[11:16:16] @ Hoodsie : THUS KILLING THE DODO BIRDS
[11:16:19] @ Kingdar : *PINK
[11:16:43] @ Hoodsie : WHICH IS WHY WE STILL HAVE A TAIL BONE
[11:16:50] @ Hoodsie : WHICH USED TO BE A TAIL
[11:17:02] @ Hoodsie : BUT IT WAS EATEN BY RABID RHINOCERI
[11:17:07] @ Tirila, Sasuke the Ktiana : THUS MAKING MONKEYS THE DOMINANT SPECIES.
[11:17:10] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : HOW THE HELL DID ALL THIS HAPPEN?
[11:17:10] @ Hoodsie : WHICH WERE PART MJ
[11:17:23] @ Kingdar : WHICH IS WHY YOU BECAME A WOMAN/MAN
[11:17:28] @ Hoodsie : WHICH MEANT THEY HAD NO NOSE
[11:17:37] @ Hoodsie : the MILEY CYRUS IS REALLY MJ
[11:17:41] @ Tirila, Sasuke the Ktiana : .. It all happened 'cause Kingdar asked how giants pee orange juice. xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[11:17:51] @ Hoodsie : WHO IS RELATED TO THE GREAT SPHINX AT GIZA
[11:16:43] @ Hoodsie : WHICH IS WHY WE STILL HAVE A TAIL BONE
[11:16:50] @ Hoodsie : WHICH USED TO BE A TAIL
[11:17:02] @ Hoodsie : BUT IT WAS EATEN BY RABID RHINOCERI
[11:17:07] @ Tirila, Sasuke the Ktiana : THUS MAKING MONKEYS THE DOMINANT SPECIES.
[11:17:10] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : HOW THE HELL DID ALL THIS HAPPEN?
[11:17:10] @ Hoodsie : WHICH WERE PART MJ
[11:17:23] @ Kingdar : WHICH IS WHY YOU BECAME A WOMAN/MAN
[11:17:28] @ Hoodsie : WHICH MEANT THEY HAD NO NOSE
[11:17:37] @ Hoodsie : the MILEY CYRUS IS REALLY MJ
[11:17:41] @ Tirila, Sasuke the Ktiana : .. It all happened 'cause Kingdar asked how giants pee orange juice. xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[11:17:51] @ Hoodsie : WHO IS RELATED TO THE GREAT SPHINX AT GIZA
[11:18:12] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : the THEN ATLANTIS SANK, BECAUSE IT COULD NOT TOLERATE THE LEVEL OF SPERM IN THE ATMOSPHERE.
[11:18:13] @ Hoodsie : WHO ATTACKED the ATE THE CIVILIANS AT BABALON
[11:18:16] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[11:18:22] @ Hoodsie : (you should screenie this)
[11:18:23] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : BABBY?
[11:18:31] @ Tirila, Sasuke the Ktiana : THEN THE SPERM CONTAMINATED THE WATER, THUS IMPREGNATING YOUR MOM.
[11:18:36] @ Hoodsie : (yes, BABBY)
[11:18:39] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : BALONEYON.
[11:18:51] @ Tirila, Sasuke the Ktiana : I C&P'D IT ALL TO NOTEPAD. 8U! I r going to put it in story format soon.
[11:18:59] @ Hoodsie : the THEN DONUTS ROSE TO POWER the TOOK OVER THE ANDROMEDA GALAXY
[11:19:01] @ Kingdar : THEN YOUR MUM BECAME GAY the MOLLESTED BRITTNEY SPEARS the PARIS HILTON
[11:19:07] @ Hoodsie : XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[11:19:11] @ Kingdar : AT THE SAME TIME
[11:19:16] @ Tirila, Sasuke the Ktiana : THEN ALL THE OTHER GALAXIES GOT PREGNANT.
[11:19:46] Kingdar is cracking up over here
[11:19:49] @ Hoodsie : the THEN LINDSAY LOHAN TURNED INTO PEDOBEAR the STARTED MASTURBATING TO HER MOMMY
[11:19:57] Tirila, Sasuke the Ktiana is too. xDDDDDDDDDDD!
[11:19:57] Teh Chrisizard has been disconnected the Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:19 am (session timeout)
[11:20:12] @ Hoodsie : the THEN SHE RAPED HER MOM the GOT A LITTLE SISTER
[11:20:22] @ Tirila, Sasuke the Ktiana : THEN PEDOBEAR WAS SO TURNED ON, HE RAPED VIX'S NOT-REAL UNCLE VLADIMIR.
[11:20:31] @ Kingdar : TEHN HER MOMMY SHOWED HER THE CORRECT WAY OF MASTERBAITING
[11:20:33] @ Hoodsie : the THE MOM WAS LIKE 'OH NO YOU DIN'T'
[11:20:41] Impulsive fool, Vix is laughing like a loon.
[11:20:54] @ Hoodsie : the THEN PEDOBEAR WAS LIKE 'OH YES I DI'D'
[11:21:09] @ Hoodsie : the THEN MUTANT CHIPMUNKS ATE THEM
[11:21:14] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : UNCLE VLADIMIR'S MOM?
[11:21:19] @ Tirila, Sasuke the Ktiana : THEN UNCLE VLADIMIR TOOK A KNIFE TO NICOLE RICHIE'S THROAT the GOT HER PREGNANT.
[11:21:22] @ Tirila, Sasuke the Ktiana : .... SOMEHOW.
[11:21:29] @ Kingdar : THEN THE CHIPMUNKS SAND the DANCED
[11:21:39] @ Hoodsie : the THEN MJS MOM WAS MOLESTED, BY MJ OFF COURSE
[11:21:41] @ Kingdar : *SANG
[11:22:06] @ Hoodsie : the THEN PEDOBEAR ATE BANEY the MJ the GREW MORE POWERFUL
[11:22:18] @ Kingdar : THEN SHE HAD MJ OFFSPRING THAT THEN TOOK OVER URANUS
[11:22:24] @ Hoodsie : the MOLESTED ALL THE LITTLE GIRLS IN NEBRASKA
[11:22:32] @ Tirila, Sasuke the Ktiana : THEN URANIANS REVOLTED.
[11:22:34] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : the JENNIFER HUDSON GAVE BIRTH TO ANOTHER BARNEY.
[11:22:35] @ Hoodsie : the GOT THEM ALL PREGNANT
[11:22:50] @ Hoodsie : the THEY PEED ORANGE JUICE the THEN DRANK IT
[11:22:57] @ Tirila, Sasuke the Ktiana : THEN PATRICK STUMP, OVERLORD OF SPERM DISTRIBUTION, WAS DISPLEASED.
[11:23:11] @ Kingdar : THEN PIKACHU GOT MAD SNAIL DEASESE
[11:23:16] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : SAUDI ARABIA WAS PLAGUED BY MINIMJS.
[11:23:22] @ Hoodsie : the THEN THE TELETUBBIES RAPED THE WIGGLES UP THE BUTT
[11:23:32] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : THE WIGGLES~!
[11:23:47] @ Hoodsie : the THE WIGGLES GOT PREGNANT the BABIES CAME OUT OF A VERY PAINFUL AREA
[11:23:54] @ Kiri : YOU ARE ALL FAGGOTS

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[11] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : THEN TIMOTHY BECAME A CRACK ADDICT, AND DID /NOT/ GO TO SCHOOL.
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : THEN PETER GRIFFIN SOLD ALL THE MUDKIPZ FOR COCKCAINE.
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND THEY EXPLODED BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T WEARING CUPS
[11] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : THE BACKYARDIGANS WERE EVICTED.
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : THEN BUSH DECLARED THAT PENISES WERE AN ILLEGAL DRUG.
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND PINNOCHIO GOT CINDERELLA PREGNANT
[11] @ Kingdar : THEN ED, EDD, AND EDDY RAPED EACH OTHER, MAKING MORE MINI-MJS
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND THEN OKAPIS BECAME THE DOMINANT SPECIES
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND THEY KILLED ALL OF THE SPIDERS
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : EN SNOW WHITHEN SNOW WHITE STOLE CINDERELLA'S WOOD BABY.
[11] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : AND THE MOST RECENTLY DISCOVERED ANIMAL WAS A PLATYPUSSY.
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : **THEN SNOW WHITE
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND GAVE BIRTH TO MINI OJ SIMPSONS
[11] @ Hoodsie : WHO KILLED THEIR MINI WIVES
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : AND THE DISH DID /NOT/ RUN AWAY WITH THE SPOON, IT WHORED ITSELF OUT FOR CRACK.
[11] @ Hoodsie : AFTER THEY GAVE BIRTH TO CHICKENS
[11] @ Kingdar : THEN WEBKINZ HAD A BATTLE WITH SHINING STARZ
[11] @ Kingdar : THOUS CAUSING WORLD HUNGER
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND SHIRLEY TEMPLE TURNED INTO AN 80 YEAR OLD PROSTITUTE
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND WAS CHARGING % CENTS A RIDE
[11] @ Hoodsie : *5
[11] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : AND MOBLINS STARTED GETTING RAPED BY THE CHICKENS.
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : THEN THE BRATZ ENDING WORLD HUNGER WITH THEIR VAGINAS.
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : **ENDED
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND THEN SHE GOT ALL THE MEN PREGNANT WITH OLD PEOPLE GERMS
[11] @ Kingdar : THEN MICHAEL JACKSON GOT SHOT BY PETER GRIFFIN
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : THEN ALL THE MEN HAD MANBABIES.
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND THEN THE OLD PEOPLE GERMS ATE SHIRLEY TEMPLE
[11] @ Kingdar : THEN PETER GRIFFIN HAD MJ-AIDS AND HAD MIMI-OJ SIMPSONS
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : AND THE MANBABIES BECAME THE DOMINANT SPECIES.
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND MILEY DRAGQUEEN DECIDED TO GET AN OPERATION SO SHE WOULD REALLY BE A GIRL
[11] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : AND THEN I ACCIDENTLY GAVE SHIKI A FIVE O'CLOCK SHADOW.
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND THEN GOT LOST IN PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE
[11] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : ON PAINT.
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : BUT THE OPERATION FAILED AND SHE BECAME GODZILLA.
[11] @ Kingdar : THEN MIKEY MOUSE RAPED BUGS BUNNY, CAUSING BIDOOFS TO LIVE
[11] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : CONNECT THE DOTS, LA-LA-LA~!
[11] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : MIKEY MOUSE! XDDDDDDDDDD
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND THEN Kingdar KONGS BALLS WERE CHOPPED UP AND SERVED AS SUSHI IN TOKYO
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : THEN THE JAPANESE DECIDED TO OVERTAKE THE WORLD WITH LAZERZ AND CELL FROM DBZ.
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND THEY MADE SOUP OUT OF THE MASSIVE AMOUNT OF SPERM
[11] @ Kingdar : THEN THEY CAME TO LIFE AND GAVE AIDS TO EVERYONE IN JAPAN, STARTING ANIME TO BE BORN
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND THEN THEY STARTED PAYING THE CHINESE TO MAKE TOYS WITH LEAD IN THEM
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : THEN CELL RAPED KINGDAR NOT-REAL AUNT BUTTRAEP.
[11] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : AND THEN VIX GOT REALLY MAD AT HERSELF BECAUSE SHE CAN'T SHADE. AT ALL.
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND THE JAPANESE STARTED MAKING MORE CARS
[11] @ Kingdar : THEN UR MOM JOINED THE WAR TO FISH GAYISEM
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : AND THEN GODZILLA MILEY DRAGQUEEN CAME TO VIX'S HOUSE.
[11] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : VIX HAS COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT SHE HAS NO DEPTH-PERCEPTION.
[11] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : OW.
[11] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : I DON'T HAVE A HOUSE, THOUGH.
[11] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : I LIVE IN A REFRIGATOR, IN THE TEACHER'S LOUNGE.
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : ... THEN GODZILLA MILEY DRAGQUEEN BOUGHT VIX A HOUSE.
[11] @ Kingdar : THEN KINGDAR SUMMOND A FAILORD TO KILL RUSSIA AND URANUS
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND THEN MY NON-EXISTENT PROSTITUTE LITTLE BROTHER RAPED ANGELINA JOLIE'S BIG FAT LIPS
[11] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : I LIKE MY FRIDGE, THOUGH.
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND HER LIPS EXPLODED AND CAUSE A NUCLEAR MELTDOWN
[11] @ Kingdar : THEN GIVING THE FAILORD MJ-AIDS AND HAVING MINI-PETER GRIFFINS
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : THEN THEN GERMANS DECIDED ON HAVING A THIRD WORLD WAR ON SATURN.
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : **THEN THE
[11] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : THEN THE SCHOOL WAS SOLD TO NAZIS.
[11] @ Kingdar : THEN EVERY YEAR SOMEONE GAINED 300000 POUNDS
[11] Cheska has joined the chat the Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:32 am
[11] @ Hoodsie : Cheska n_n
[11] @ Cheska : OBJECTION!!
[11] @ Cheska : Hoodseh~
[11] @ Kingdar : O HAI CHESKA
[11] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : AND THEY TOOK OUT THE FRIDGE IN THE TEACHER'S LOUNGE, WITH ME IN IT.
[11] @ Cheska : Kingdar~
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : THE THE PARENTS DECIDED TO RAEP VIX'S NOT-REAL UNCLE VLAD.
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : AND HAI CHESKAAAA.
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : **THEN THE
[11] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : CHESKA~! 8D
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND THEN THE NUCLEAR MELTDOWN TURNED EVERYONE IN JAPAN INTO THE JAPANESE EQUIVALENT OF PEDOBARNEY
[11] @ Kingdar : THEN UNCLE VLAD GAVE DANNY PHANTOM AIDS
[11] @ Cheska : xD I randomly sang 'I'm a little teapot' awhile ago. With the actions. xD
[11] @ Cheska : Tira~
[11] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : AND THEN THEY THREW THE FRIDGE IN A PIT OF SHARKS,
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND THEN ALL THE PEDOBARNEYS STARTED MASTURBATING TO THEIR OWN PICTURES
[11] @ Cheska : Vixeh~
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : THEN DANNY PHANTOM RAEPED HOODS'S NOT-REAL SISTER MS. GAYBO.
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND FERGIE TO FURUGLY INSTEAD OF FERGALICIOUS
[11] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : BUT I WAS SAVED BY Tsume :K FOR REASONS I DO NOT KNOW.
[11] @ Cheska : o_o
[11] @ Hoodsie : *TURNED
[11] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : PURUGLY FURUGLY.
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : THEN GODZILLA MILEY DRAGQUEEN WHORED OUT ALL THE POKEMON FOR SPERM.
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND MILEY DRAGQUEEN GODZILLA NOW-A-REAL-GIRL BECAME A LESBIAN
[11] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : WHOOOOOORE.
[11] @ Cheska : Time for AAA!
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND HAD SEX ON THE STREETS
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND GOT RUN OVR
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : THEN SHE SOLD THE SPERM TO UNCLE VLAD.
[11] @ Hoodsie : *OVER
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND EVERYONE CELEBRATED IN REJOICE
[11] @ Kingdar : THEN MS. GAYBO LEARNED THAT HER BABYS HAD GHOST POWERS SO SHE TRADED THEM FOR DOG CRAP
[11] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : AND THEN THE NAZI BLEW UP MOTHRA.
[11] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : *NAZIS
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : THEN THE DOG CRAP TURNED OUT TO BE UNCLE VLAD IN DISGUISE.
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND THEN BRITINY SHAVE HER PUBIC HAIR AND TRANSPLANTED IT ONTO HER HEAD
[11] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : THEN I WAS DRUGGED AND PUT ASPLEEP.
[11] @ Hoodsie : BUT SHE HAD CRABS
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : THEN K. FED ATE BRITNEY'S HEAD 'CAUSE HE LIKES CRAP.
[11] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : CRAB-HEAD SPEARS!
[11] @ Hoodsie : SO SHE COULDN'T HAVE ANY OFF HER GIRLFRIENDS GO NEAR HER
[11] @ Kingdar : THEN UNCLE VLAD GAVE MS. GAYBO CRACK AND RAPED BRITINY
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND THEN BRITINY DIED BECAUSE CHRIS CROCKER WAS AN EMO BASTARD
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : BUT THEN K. FED ASSRAPED UNCLE VLAD.
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND CHRIS CROKER KILLED HIMSELF BECAUSE HE HAD NO FURTHER REASON TO LIVE
[11] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : THEN MY GRANDMA UPYOURRASS DISOWNED UNCLE VLAD.
[11] @ Kingdar : THEN CHRIS CROCKER WENT ON TO LIVE IN BARNEYS DEAD BODY
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND THEN A WALRUS CAME AND ATE CHRIS CROCKERS COLD LIFELESS CORPSE
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : THEN THE GERMANS CAME BACK TO ABDUCT CHRIS CROCKER AND K. FED 'CAUSE THEY NEED HUMAN SPECIMENS.
[11] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : COOOOOOOOOOLD.
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND THE WALRUS GAVE BIRTH TO MINI CHRIS CROCKERS
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : THEN THE GERMANS TOOK THEM TOO.
[11] @ Kingdar : THEN UR MOM DISCOVED THE DEATH NOTE AND WROTE HER NAME IN IT
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND THEN THEY BROUGHT HITLER BACK TO LIFE
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND HE STARTED KILLING ALL THE CHIMPANZEES
[11] @ Hoodsie : BUT THEN HE KILLED HIMSELF
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND THEN STALIN BUTTRAPED HIS DEAD BODY
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : AND THEN PATRICK STUMP SHOVED A VIBRATOR UP HIS ASS.
[11] @ Kingdar : THEN MICHAEL JACKSON SOLD CRACK TO THE ANGRY GERMON KID
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND THEN BUSH BUTTRAPED STALIN
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : THEN KINGDRAS BECAME THE DOMINANT SPECIES.
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND HE BLEW UP BECAUSE HE HAS NO BALLS
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : THEN THE ANGRY GERMAN KID TURNED OUT TO BE UNCLE BLAD.
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : **VLAD
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND THEN MY PET UMBREON ATE TOMATOES
[11] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : THEN STAN SHUNPIKE BLEW UP AND KILLED EVERYONE WITHIN A FIVE MILE RADIUS
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND THEN THE TOMATOES TURNED OUT TO BE COMMUNISTS AND TOOK OVER CHINA
[11] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : SPERMATOES!
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : THEN CHINA MOVED INTO VIX'S FRIDGE.
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND CHINA SPLODED
[11] @ Hoodsie : SO THEY TOOK OVER RUSSIA
[11] @ Kingdar : THEN UNCLE VLAD PUSHED HILERY CILNTON DOWN A WELL AND VOTED FOR HOODIE'S DAD
[11] @ Hoodsie : BUT THE RUSSINS WERE PSYCHIC, BECAUSE THEY HAD ESPN
[11] @ Kingdar : *HOODSIE'S
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : THEN HOODSIE'S NOT-REAL DAD BASTARDASS RAEPED THE TOMATOES.
[11] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : CHINA 'SPLODED IN MAH FRIDGE!
[11] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : THEN THE EPIC WINNER WHO'S NAME IS THE EPIC WINNER WHO'S NAME IS THE EPIC WINNER WHO'S NAME IS CHUCK NORRIS BLEW UP RUSSIA.
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND THEN THEY TOOK ALL THE FEMALE TOMATOES AND FORCED THEN TO GIVE THEM FREE BLOWS
[11] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : AND MR. T AND THE EPIC WINNER WHO'S NAME IS THE EPIC WINNER WHO'S NAME IS THE EPIC WINNER WHO'S NAME IS CHUCK NORRIS HAD A BABY,
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : THEN THE GODS FELT THE EPIC WINNER WHO'S NAME IS THE EPIC WINNER WHO'S NAME IS THE EPIC WINNER WHO'S NAME IS CHUCK NORRIS WAS ALL THAT WAS GOOD IN THE WORLD AND BROUGHT HIM TO THE MOON.
[11] @ Kingdar : THEN UR MUM RAPED A TREE, WHICH IS WHY SUDOWOODOS LIVE
[11] @ Hoodsie : SO THE FEMALE TOMATOES MOUTHS WERE COVERED IN STICKY WHITE STUFF, AND WERE THEN TURNED INTO KETCHUMP
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : THEN THE SUDOWOODOS TURNED OUT TO BE AMPUTATED PENISES.
[11] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : AND THAT BABY WAS SO AWESOME THAT EARTH COULD NOT TOLERATE IT AND EARTH EXPLODED.
[11] @ Impulsive fool, Vix : NOW MY FRIDGE ORBITS THE MOON
[11] @ Hoodsie : BUT THEN THE RUSSIANS USED THEIR ESPN TO PUT THE EARTH BACK TOGETHER
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : THEN ALL THE MADNESS MOVED TO URANUS
[11] @ Hoodsie : BUT URANUS WAS CANSTIPATED SO IT BLEW UP FROM LACK OF INTERSTELLER FIBER
[11] @ Kingdar : THEN EVERYONE DIED FROM LACK OF SELF-ESTIEME
[11] @ Tirila, Sasuke and Ktiana : THEN ANDROMEDA WAS IMPREGANTED BY KINGDAR'S NOT-REAL MOM WHOREBAG.
[11] @ Hoodsie : AND THAT MY FRIENDS, IS THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION
[11] @ Kingdar : THEN MR. GAY MOVED TO SPARTA

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