I met a COIN OPERATED BOY yesterday :D

So me and my brother and my friends were just walking around and all the sudden this little ugly short kid comes up to us and is like
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GIVE ME FIFTY CENTS AND I WILL BE YOUR BOYFRIEND @.@

And i was like LOLWTH.
And then he was like
ONLY FIFTY CENTS @.@

LULZ.
I KNOW AN UGLY SHORT KID.

HE HAD THIS WEIRD ASS ACCENT TOO.
HE WAS LIKE A LITTLE RUSSIAN ROBOT.



^(IN SOVIET RUSSIA. WE RAPE YOU.)^

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, MEN CHARGE YOU!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA OUR DIX ARE RED.