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PostSubject: Will I at least get paid?   Will I at least get paid? Icon_minitimeFri Jan 16, 2009 12:04 pm

Kay, so I babysat these two girls for the second time. Their names are Brooklyn and Reagen. Brooklyn is in third grade and Reagen is my bros age (7).

The first time I babysat, they loved my art so I showed them my DA. We also looked up cute pictues of pokemon (mostly from our friend Megan :3)

This time, they wanted to see it again. So I showed them, blah blah blah. They liked my painting of Flapjack even though I think its crappy xD So we looked up Flapjack.

We were looking throug the pictures, pointing out this ugly one oooh this one is cute ew wth is up with this one etc etc etc.

Then THIS
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somehow shows up, only you know on DA we see a smaller version of it to fit all these pics on the page. So Reagen assumes that they are all naked and dancing.

Me: -sees it- WTH -covers it up- No, no, dont look at that

Girls: Lemme see! -push my amrs out of the way-

Reagen: LOL THEYRE DANCING NAKED

Me: Yeah, no, NO!-clicks to another page-

.....LATER......

Reagen: Can I see the computer?

Me: Sure.

Reagen: ...how do you spell naked?

Me: GWAH -grabs laptop back- NO I SAID NO!

...........EVEN MORE LATER............

-girls mom gets home-

Me and Reagen: -started fighting for the computer again-

Reagen: I WANNA SEE FLAPJACK AND K'NUCKLES DANCING AND NAKED!

Me: SHUUUUSH YOUR MOM IS HOME SLIHGKLRSGBLSKRGKSR

-closes Safari-

Reagen: What was the name of that site again I wanna look at it :<

((Fortunately they forgot the name I SU HAPPEEE! 8DDD ))

Reagen: -ish sad-

Me: Don't worry, I'll draw you a picture of Flapjack and K'nuckles and give it to you next time, okay?

Reagen: Dancing and na--

Me: NO.

Reagen: LULZWHUT?

...........Later in the car on the way to the ATM to get my pay............

Reagen (singing quietly): I wanna see Flapjack and K'nuckles dancing naked~

Me: face+palm



So, yeah, I ended up explaining everythong to their mom, and she was very forgiving and grateful I was honest. Then in the car she lectured to the girls about the internet, and I felt so bad!


..........LATER AGAIN, AT HOME...........

Mom: So, were you watching porn on the internet and the girls caught you?

Me: GWAH WHAT? ((thinking: Either shes joking or I'm fucked))

Mom: I'm just kidding ._.

Me: -explains story even though she already heard from the girls' mom-


Thankfully I didn't get in trouble, nor lost the only foreign babysitting job I had (at least I hope so). All is good now, but I still feel shitty |[
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PostSubject: Re: Will I at least get paid?   Will I at least get paid? Icon_minitimeFri Jan 16, 2009 6:26 pm

...BUT THEY IS NOT NAKED? o.O
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PostSubject: Re: Will I at least get paid?   Will I at least get paid? Icon_minitimeFri Jan 16, 2009 8:14 pm

HA HA I LOL'D
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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PostSubject: Re: Will I at least get paid?   Will I at least get paid? Icon_minitimeSat Jan 17, 2009 2:18 am

That must have been so traumatizing. o3o
I'd have died.
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PostSubject: Re: Will I at least get paid?   Will I at least get paid? Icon_minitimeSat Jan 17, 2009 6:17 am

"HOW DO YOU SPELL NAKED?"

That made me lol.
xD
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PostSubject: Re: Will I at least get paid?   Will I at least get paid? Icon_minitimeSat Jan 17, 2009 6:54 am

Everythong?

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

FUNNY STORY IS FUNNY.
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PostSubject: Re: Will I at least get paid?   Will I at least get paid? Icon_minitimeSat Jan 17, 2009 7:19 am

Epic funnayz.
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PostSubject: Re: Will I at least get paid?   Will I at least get paid? Icon_minitimeSat Jan 17, 2009 7:46 am

UPDATE- I'm babysitting AGAIN tonight, but this time its a 2-year-old xD Lets hope nothing like this will happen
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PostSubject: Re: Will I at least get paid?   Will I at least get paid? Icon_minitimeSat Jan 17, 2009 8:05 am

RAPTOR J35U5 wrote:
UPDATE- I'm babysitting AGAIN tonight, but this time its a 2-year-old xD Lets hope nothing like this will happen


I for one hope it does.



I SU HAPPEEE! 8DDD
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PostSubject: Re: Will I at least get paid?   Will I at least get paid? Icon_minitimeSat Jan 17, 2009 12:16 pm

Nick wrote:
RAPTOR J35U5 wrote:
UPDATE- I'm babysitting AGAIN tonight, but this time its a 2-year-old xD Lets hope nothing like this will happen


I for one hope it does.



I SU HAPPEEE! 8DDD
I for two hope something interesting happens. xD
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PostSubject: Re: Will I at least get paid?   Will I at least get paid? Icon_minitimeSun Jan 18, 2009 2:54 am

THAT IMAGE IS FOREVER BURNED INTO MY SKULL.
I SU HAPPEEE! 8DDD
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PostSubject: Re: Will I at least get paid?   Will I at least get paid? Icon_minitimeSun Jan 18, 2009 3:34 am

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PostSubject: Re: Will I at least get paid?   Will I at least get paid? Icon_minitimeThu Jan 22, 2009 6:49 am

Silver's Fuckbuddy! :O wrote:
...BUT THEY IS NOT NAKED? o.O

YOU WISH THEY WERE
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