HE HEM. DANNEEBOI HAS COME TO SOME CONCLUSIONS

Subject: HE HEM. DANNEEBOI HAS COME TO SOME CONCLUSIONS Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:45 pm

Firstly, it seems as though nobody is online when I am. This is truly starting to tick me off. I mean, everybody's being such a dickhead about avoiding me. I honestly can't be /that/ bad. I don't understand why you all seem to hate me to such an extent that you avoid me at all times. This is unacceptable, and is truly starting to get on my nerves. I mean, come on people, why can't we go back to the way we were, in the LBL days? All friendly and such...now it seems that we've grown apart. Even climaxing at the point where you're all avoiding me and coming online when I'm offline. So, here's my first conclusion: you all hate me for some unknown reason.
It could also be due to the fact that we're on different time zones. Heh. Never thought of that one.

Secondly, I would like to express my disheartedness (sp?) with the majority of the people on here failing to cure my boredom. Why must I come online to all of these jokes that I don't understand. Everyone is continuously talking about things that bore me to tears, and force me to eventually resort to searching for jokes online.
Oh, wait. Sorry, I thought this was a diary entry about my life on chat rooms.

Thirdly, I'd like to express my disgust in the many jokes made about the number 69. I mean, come on people, that's just childish and immature. Why can't you all just GROW UP and actually talk about something worthwhile for a change. I come online and see something like, LOL 69, and I just don't find it funny. You guys are really starting to piss me off with your immature jo---OWAIT, I JUST GOT THE JOKE. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Also, I'd like to tell you that I'm upset that you're all still alive. I mean, you've done NOTHING good for this place, and are all as dumb as dog shit. Why can't any of you make an appropriate and mature decision once in a while? You've all made the economic crisis WORSE, and made decisions based on yourselves, you selfish pricks.
Oh, sorry, I wrote that on the wrong window. I'm writing a letter to the Australian Government - whaddya think?

Fourthly, a word about the weather. You dickheads keep saying that it's snowing and all that shit, but I KNOW you're fucking lying - it is currently /SUMMER/, bitches. You're all idiots - I'm not that stupid.

Fifthly, you suck. You have /NO IDEA/ what the fuck you're talking about. You need to learn the proper names of seasons. It's called /AUTUMN/. What the fuck is /FALL/? Dickheads. D<

Another thing: if you've just read this whole thing, ready to get all defensive and angry with me for randomly yelling at you all, wihout realising that this whole thing was a joke, YOU FAIL AT LIFE.

But now, for my conclusions:
Firstly, I'd like to say that DANNEE NEEDS A NEW NICKNAME. Any suggestions?
And seondly - I'm bored. xDDDDDDDDDDDD

PLEASE POST AT WHICH POINT YOU REALISED THIS WAS A JOKE. I'M INTERESTED TO SEE. xDDDDDD

Guest

Your ass wrote:: NO U

xDDDDDDDD
You read the whole thing? xD

Another thing: if you've just read this whole thing, ready to get all defensive and angry with me for randomly yelling at you all,

THAT PART.
LOL.
I WASN'T EVEN GOING TO PROTEST HERE.
I WAS ABOUT TO GO STRAIGHT TO THE AIRPORT, SHOVE MY WAY ON A PLANE TO AUSTRALIA, GO THERE, AND BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YOU. 8D
BUT IT'S A JOKE, SO YOU LIVE.
-shot-

I never avoided you.
o3o

Edit:
I realized this was a joke when I actually started reading the entire thing.
-posted this when he read the first few sentences-
|D

I read the whole thing lmao.
But I realized it was a joke by the end of the first paragraph. xD

Guest

RANDOM STRANGER wrote:

Your ass wrote:: NO U

xDDDDDDDD
You read the whole thing? xD

OF COURSE
IF I HADN'T
I WOULD'VE BEEN SERIOUS 8U

RANDOM STRANGER wrote:: Thirdly, I'd like to express my disgust in the many jokes made about the number 69. I mean, come on people, that's just childish and immature. Why can't you all just GROW UP and actually talk about something worthwhile for a change. I come online and see something like, LOL 69, and I just don't find it funny. You guys are really starting to piss me off with your immature jo---OWAIT, I JUST GOT THE JOKE. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

RIGHT THERE. THAT'S JUST NOT LIKE THE PERVERT I KNOW.

TL;DR
HA HA YOU JUST LOST THE GAME

Vix wrote:: Another thing: if you've just read this whole thing, ready to get all defensive and angry with me for randomly yelling at you all,

THAT PART.
LOL.
I WASN'T EVEN GOING TO PROTEST HERE.
I WAS ABOUT TO GO STRAIGHT TO THE AIRPORT, SHOVE MY WAY ON A PLANE TO AUSTRALIA, GO THERE, AND BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YOU. 8D
BUT IT'S A JOKE, SO YOU LIVE.
-shot-

xDDDDDDDDDD
COME TO 'STRALIA ENYYWAYZ. 8D

Quote :: I never avoided you.
o3o

Edit:
I realized this was a joke when I actually started reading the entire thing.
-posted this when he read the first few sentences-
|D

LOLOLOLOL...YOU PHAIL PLZ. xD

Quote :: I read the whole thing lmao.
But I realized it was a joke by the end of the first paragraph. xD

xD And when did you realise that I was bored? xD

Quote :: RIGHT THERE. THAT'S JUST NOT LIKE THE PERVERT I KNOW.

xDDDDDD

Quote :: TL;DR
HA HA YOU JUST LOST THE GAME

D<

SO, GAIIZ, DID MAI EPICNESS BRING YOU LULZ? xDDDD

HECK YES LMFAO.

-fail'd-

Beast has been away from you guys too long to understand anything that's going on here...

Vix wrote:: HECK YES LMFAO.

GOOD. xDD

OSNAP UPDATE. :O I ADDED #4 AND #5.

I actually was agreeing with you on the second paragraph o3o I realized it was a joke when you were talking about 69. "Why the hell would HE be mad over jokes like 69??" Then I was lulzing the rest of the time.

-realized that this was a joke when she read the first paragraph-
8U

Guest

I REALIZED IT WAS A JOKE AT PARAGRAPH 2
BECAUSE YOU'VE MADE JOKES ABOUT 69