Hoodsie's Top 100 Future Careers

Hoodsie took a career test today. He will list the jobs, with a comment on them in parenthasis.

1. Website Designer (Its seems okay)
2. Jewler (Never)
3. Plastic Surgeon (I'd probably vomit inside the area I'd be woking on)
4. Osteopath (I don't even know what that is)
5. Gastroenterologist (I think it has something to do with the digestive system)
6. Dermatologist (I know nothing about the skin and hair)
7. Orthapedic Surgeon (See Plastic Surgeon)
8. Aviation Accident Investigator (Don't be fooled, it has hardly anything to do with planes)
9. Journalist (I'm a terrible writer)
10. Pediatric Cardiologist (It seems easy enough)
11. Interior Designer (No)
12. Professor (I wish they told you the kind of professor)
13. Parapsychologist (What the heck is that)
14. Otalaryngologist (Ditto)
15. Costume Designer (I can't design things for my life)
16. Oncologist (Yet another medical job that I've never heard of)
17. Cardiologist (AHHH, enough with them already)
18. Radiologist (This is getting out of hand)
19. Orthadontist (I bet you saw this one coming)
20. Choreographer (I can't dance)
21. Thoracic Surgeon (See Orthapedic Surgeon)
22. Foreign Correspondent (I only know 1-2 languages and one of them I barely understand)
23. Editorial Cartoonist ( I can't draw people)
24. Cryonics Technician (This is going on my 'I've Never Heard of This Before' list)
25. Music Producer (It depends on the music I'd be producing)
26. Feng Shui Consultant (Feng Shui is fun to say)
27. Kinesiologist (What choo talkin' 'bout Willis?)
28. Magician (I can keep secrets...Kind of)
29. Ergonomist (Wha???)
30. Architecht (They must be getting me confused with my friend Nick)
31. Disk Jockey A.K.A DJ (Heck no)
32. Radio Producer (I can't see that happening)
33. Neurosurgeon (See Thoracic Surgeon)
34. Safety Supervisor (But I like to live life dangerously -runs around with scissors-)
35. Facility Designer (Does that mean you design bathrooms)
36. Cultural Anthropologist (Finally, one that I'm actually interested in)
37. Museum Curator (I can't think of any fun comments anymore)
38. Jewelery Designer (Two words Ne Ver)
39. Forensic Anthropologist (See Cultural Anthropologist)
40. Recording Engineer (I haven't the slightest clue)
41. Forensic Pathologist (Sounds fun)
42. Transplant Surgeon (See Neurosurgeon)
43. Forensic Nurse (Too many medical things)
44. Antique Dealer (I'd break them)
45. TV Host (I so want to do that)
46. Endocrinologist (>.<)
47. Internet Consultant (I am on the internet a lot)
48. Park Interpreter (Say what now?)
49. Sports Writer (No)
50. Media Analysist (Ditto)

51. General Surgeon (See Transplant Surgeon)
52. Toy Designer (The toys would probably end up killing little children)
53. TV Producer (I can't produce music or TV)
54. Prosthetics Designer (I don't wanna)
55. Podiatrist (I'm gonna explode soon)
56. Orthologist (Now, I'm mad)
57. Neonatologist (-implodes-)
58. Newspaper Editor (Ai kant eevin spele rite)
59. Sports Doctor (I don't like sports gosh darnit)
60. Art Therapsit (But how does that make you feel?)
61. Sportscaster (Aw, for the love of crud)
62. Architectural Color Designer (This font is so orange)
63. High School Drama Teacher (Guess how much that pays)
64. Opthamologist (See Sportscaster)
65. Figure Skating Coach (Who said I was graceful)
66. Dentist (This time I'm gonna explode)
67. Industrial Hygienist (Is that a medical profession)
68. Local Manager (Maybe)
69. Diagnostic Medical Sonographer (-explodes-)
70. Perfumer (It would fit my girlish name)
71. Sports Psycologist (But how does that make you feel?)
72. Private Investigater (Where were you on the day of today?)
73. Lighting Designer (I'd get electricuted)
74. Anesthesiologist (-dies-)
75. Optician (-dies again-)
76. Obstretrician Gynecologist (O_O)
77. Set Designer (NEVA)
78. Computer Game Designer (I would so do that)
79. Urban Planner (I do have a killer city on SimCity DS)
80. Genetic Counselor (Seems interesting)
81. Exploitation Engineer (Just what kind of 'exploits' are these exactly)
82. Forensic Artist (I have barely any artistical ability whatsoever)
83. Photomicrographer (What is that)
84. Stand-Up Comidian (Most people say I'm not funny)
85. FBI Agent (I could never do that)
86. Computer Systems Analysist (I don't analyze things too well)
87. Snowboard Designer (How many times do I have to say that I don't like sports)
88. Chef (I want to do that)
89. Documentary Producer (Now that sounds fun)
90. Photostylist (What???)
91. Forester (There's no way I'm destroying our natural landscape)
92. Veterinarian (I DON'T CARE IF IT HAS TO DO WITH ANIMALS)
93. Peditrician (GAH)
94. Caterer (-thinks-)
95. Photographer (Definately)
96. Cartoon Animator (Couldn't do it)
97. Naval Architect (I'll cause a ship to sink)
98. Plastics Engineer (What is this)
99. Freelance Writer (Ditto)
100. Psychiatrist (But how does that make you feel?)

SOMEONE. Has to much time on their hands o.o

/CPR

SO HOODS. DAN WANTS TO KNOW THE SITE YOU GOT THIS FROM OR WHATEVER.

I FORGET.
AND I'VE TAKEN A MORE RECENT ONE SINCE THEN.
:B