FUCK CAMP!

So I'm being forced to go to camp three days a week, for the next three or four weeks.
According to my mom I'd be 'too bored' home all summer because my sister was. First off, do I look like my sister?
Secondly, I'd rather be bored than have something to do.

But yeah, apperantly I'm not allowed to get a say in things that /I'm/ going to be doing.
So yeah, Mondays, Tuesdays, and Wednesdays of the next few weeks, don't expect me to be on until 5 or 6 my time because my mom is a retard ass.

But I'm working on weasling my way out of Shit Camp. I'll tell you guys if it works.

Awwwww...:(

I'm fucking crying now because my mom is a fucking idiot who's still making me go to a fucking camp that I don't fucking want to go to.
;~~~~~~~~~;

DDDDDDDDDDX!!!
I've always hated daycamps.
Singing retarded songs, going for pointless walks, and making the most idiotic crafts.
D|
Camp blows.
But at least you only have to go three times a week.
When I went to Camp Chippawa (stupid name, I know) the only place we could go swimming was this gross /lake/ (I hate swimming in natural bodies of water) and you had to take a fucking /swim test/. I mean, I'm a fine swimmer, I even took lessons, but /nooooo/. At camp Chippafuck, you /had/ to take a swim test to swim in water that was barely over your head, and when you passed i, you got this pathetic little piece of /yarn/ tied around your wrist.
I mean, come /on/.

Well that is stupid Hoods and Vix.. I'm glad that we never had the money for that type of stuff, because it means I get to sit around and blare the rocket 95.1 (rock station) in my room... Like right now...

That still sucks though....

;~;!
My mom made me go to camp for a summer.
It was like,
Counselor:"These are nice. Try some!"
Me:"... No. They smell bad."
Counselor:"It's the wilderness~!"
Me: "No, /that/ -points to deer shit- is wilderness. And /youre/ a fucking hippy. c:"
Counselor: "... ;-;"

I ended up apologizing to my mom for overreacting.

Like always, its not as bad as I thought it was. Only four hours without me.
=/

If your bored at camp get yourself laid.

CHICHI wrote:

If your bored at camp get yourself laid.

Ich, no bad advice, he could get whoever it was knocked up, and ruin his future.... That is the /only/ reason that I'm still a virgin... Now the reason is I'm waiting for Ashley...

o-o

Well i figured he stop by an eckerd and get some 'wet wonders' trojans xD
when i saw that packaging i died XDD

Wow Ich..... You do know that condoms can fail... Right??? xDDD

xDD
LOL.
What do you do in Fuck camp?
-shot-

XDDDDDDDDD

I didn't mean it like that.
XD

HE DOES MEAN IT LIKE THAT FRESCA,
WATCH OUT.
HORNY HOODSIE IS ON THE PROWL.
MEEEEOWWWWWWWWW.

LOL xDDD

D:!

Lulz.

xDDDDDDDDD


I'd trade you campers. I hate being at home. BORED. BORED. BOREEEEEEEEEED. (and kinda stress and stuff)


The mall is sooooooooooo tinnnnnnnnnnnnny.


I'm done working in a restaurant for now.


Summer orchestra is over. No more fun.


I have nothing to do except for practicing piano music for duet contest which I /STILL/ haven't found a partner for. And I still need to memorize some sort of music for a concert of some sort. >.<"


I gotta watch little kids that fight over something worthless. (A toy truck? I mean seriously. Older by 5 years give it to the 3 years old.)


I wanna be outside biking and doing stuff. But NUUUUU. Mom wants me to stay at home watching kids.

"You should go do this."

"Fold everyone's clothes."

"Teach them how to play an instrument."

"Clean up the whole house." (that includes washing stuff... like toilets... like by...um... hands. DX)

"You should go take the kids outside and go exercise."

"Look at Amy, she works at the public pool as a life gaurd and she is the same age as you!"

"Look at Lucy, she is at China teaching high schoolers English and she is the same age as you!"

DX The list goes on and on and onnnnnnnnnnnn.

xDD
xDDDDD
Fuck Camp.
Hoodsie tell me what positions you learn ;DD
We should stio making fun of hoodsie.
This is an extreme weak spot for him.
He knows he will never have sex )))):
Become a priest xDDDDDD

"Mondays, Tuesdays, and Wednesdays"
"""
...xDD
Mouth Mondays
Thick Tuesdays
Woohoo Wednesdays.

...
o3o;
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Teh Chrisizard wrote:

...
o3o;
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Chris wants to go to fuck camp with Hoodsie?
-shotshotshot-

Lmao.
My mom wants to put me in camp and I'm just like, "Even if you do make me go, I'm not gonna be the counselor's happy camper. C:"
And she's like, ">.> What do you mean?"
Me: If he tells me to do something I'll say "YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! CX"
Mom: o-0;........
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Then she kind of shutup about it. XDDD
But I still think I'm gonna have to go. DX