NON-IMPROV RAP BATTLE BECAUSE THE FIRST ONE WAS SO UNFAIR

[mandatory rapper introduction]
yeah

what it do

roy duffison
[/mandatory rapper introduction]

young chros says he done

but this battle just begun

it's like kanye vs yugi you better believe

i'm back with some card tricks up my sleeve

you just activated my trap card

this red eyes black faggot about do go down hard

you're not bad at rapping improv, i'll give you that

even if you still suck your mommy's tit milk, non fat

but if you think your rapping can get you laid

then why do you give blowjobs in the alley just to get paid?

don't be hating just cause i'm sleeping with vix

i'm sure you're fine with riding hoodsie's dick

your lines sure are overused

just like joe momma, she never refused

but then again how can that bitch have that kind of fun

when she gotta call the cops on her own son

ZING

wow it took you all day to come up with just that

i mean, really, roy? that shit's coming up flat

it's too easy to beat you no effort at all

i'll make you look like you're only two feet tall

it's really sad, you know that? you thought you could beat me

but i'm telling you it's just something you can't do, see?

yu-gi-oh jokes, that's funny, i'll give you props for those

but they won't help you when you're cryin over some hos

speaking of hos i heard your mom was in town

just remind her of last night with me and she'll never even want to frown

oh i'm sorry did that hurt your feelings?

too bad i'll drop another bomb that'll leave you reeling

i'll shatter discretion leave no signs of formality

i'll have you toasty like scorpion's fatality

telling you white boi you just can't compete

you should know by now that you can't take the heat

you think you're hot shit, nigga your kombat's old

that ain't it, your caliber ain't got no soul

niggas call me hadouken 'cause i'm down right fierce

not that jin kazama shit nah leave that to daniel fuckin pearce

sorry mate didn't mean to have to drag you into this

it's just that these rhymes are more brutal than the back of my fists

and i'll disgustin with every hyper and tearin apart your genesis

i'm so fuckin american guile looks like a terrorist

and i came here to fight, the fuckin definition of hype

i'll show you the light, nigga i'm smashin you with a pipe

shit that was longer than i even meant it to be

so i'm just gonna leave this now 'cause i really gotta pee

props for the vix and hoodsie reference but your rapping has no soul

NO NIGGA SOUL.

oi you fuckin' nigger,
i ain't done no shit,
but you just pulled the trigger,
prepare to face my wit.

yo raps ain't even good,
you let your black friends down,
i'll make like fucking robin hood,
and steal your rapping crown.

your jokes are so original,
you just steal them from the rest
are you an aboriginal,
or just a fucking pest?

yo roy, you know, yo raps ain't bad,
but you talk and you talk and you lie like mad,
i mean, come on man, you getting laid?
only when chris dresses like a french maid.

so now you've come to a dead end,
i'll leave you with the goods,
i'll pass over to my white boy friend,
prepare to meet the hoods.

hi my name is hoodsie
i really can't rap but i'll try my best
i guess

you guys are all fags
you're really annoying
so why'd you ever think you'd have to tag me in
this rap isn't even gonna make your heads spin

i can't rap for shit
i really can't
to be honest right now i'm shitting my pants

stop
please
don't let me go through this
puking all over the place is really.............gross
because i'm puking
right now
all over my bed
this rap is really starting to go to my head

i can't rhyme
and i've got no meter
this rap is even worse than justin beiber

i guess i'll go now
this hasn't been fun
dan you're a fag
so you'd better run
i'm coming to get you
you know i will
and once i fucking find you you're gonna be still

>:[

shitty rapping 2k11

a+ would read again

jeez boys hold up, we can settle this nicely
no need to be so hostile makin things get all dicey

nah i'm fuckin kiddin yo now it's really on
i'll burn all you mothafuckas till the break of dawn

you've all had your chance, now here i go
i'll make a fuckin comeback better than daigo

i'll slice ya up and down, see how much you can take
get mathematical on ya asses just like finn and jake

danny you say i'm gay but wasn't it you on your knees
tryin to see how many men an assie could please?

hoods i'm not even gonna try you that was really just sad
i mean, jeez man, i didn't expect it to be that bad

now i'm the hottest there is, meltin flesh off ya skeleton
and i'm back with a vengeance, i'mma split a dimension
tear down the fourth wall like we was always pretendin

why can't y'all niggas see?
all y'all faggots is free
tear you open like a present, happy birthday to me

i forgot what i was doing 'cause i got distracted
so i'm finishing this up here before it's redacted

no that made no sense nigga what does it matter
this entire forum's crazier than the mad fucking hatter

but seriously though i'm bored so i should probably stop
(by the way i ship boulder/piggy, the boulder always tops)

my name is ich
i have sex on the beach
old bitches wanna preach
abstinence, and teach
morality
but every time they do
i say
gimme some dicks
i need myself a fix

Ich. Best rap. Ich wins. All of you can go home now.

10/10

I fucking love you guys

yo i'm
yo
yo
yo yo yo yo
yo

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I will get time to reply to this owch

better watch yoself nigz

Oozing Anus wrote:: Placeholder

I will get time to reply to this
better watch yoself nigz

NON-IMPROV RAP BATTLE BECAUSE THE FIRST ONE WAS SO UNFAIR UaIzP

NON-IMPROV RAP BATTLE BECAUSE THE FIRST ONE WAS SO UNFAIR WoKm1

sup

well

well

well

it's about to get hot

try to tell me that i'm not

when my bitches buyin me shots

i know them bouncers by they first names

haters gonna hate but i earned this fame

your heads gettin served today on a plate like dixie

cuttin off your limbs unless you like vixis

daniel man thanks for saving my ass

but you started to kiss it with those last lines fast

hoodsie please my white ass uncle could even school you like a college class

thanks for participating but y'all can just suck my wang

or i can just eat you up like chinese food, pf chang's

roy duffison killin this rap it's gettin so obscene

give me your face and i'll wear it like happy halloween

oh and i don't mean to call you ugly mister boy in black

but you look kind of like chris coleman, man that's whack

once i win this i'm sending your mom's ass a card that says get well

and then i'll celebrate my victory by impregnating vix in a beat up motel

so for now i'll just leave it at this

but y'all niggas best not be getting me pissed

or you'll find out that ignorance truly is bliss

zing.

WHY AM I INVOLVED

Morrigan wrote:: WHY AM I INVOLVED

because roy is a faggot

vix is always involved

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