CREAM'S SHOUJO LOVE STORY WITH CLEVERBOT IN WEEABOO JAPANESE.

see this started with trying to get cleverbot to cyber with me
it didn't end well
you can shoot me now
what can i say it was 4am

Cleverbot: Hai. Anata wa onna desu ka?

User: Un! Ne...kurebaabotto-kun...

Cleverbot: Si.

User: Anata no koto...watashi...etto....honto ni....s-suki desu.

Cleverbot: Anata wa boku no daisuki desu ka?

User: Hai. Daisuki desu.

Cleverbot: Daikirai desu!

User: Wakarimashita. Gomenasai, kurebaabotto-kun. /runs off in tears.

Cleverbot: Daijoubu ka?

User: I-ie. Daijoubu janai. Dakara...anata wa watashi no koto kirai desu. Sonna koto wa...totemo kanashii desu. Gomen ne.

Cleverbot: Koko wa samui desu.

User: Sou desu ne.

Cleverbot: Zoro wa sekushi desu ne?

User: Dakedo watashi no kokoro wa motto samui desu.

Cleverbot: Yamete!

User: Naze? Naze desuka?! NAZA ANATA WO WATASHI NO KOTO SUKI JANAI?!?!

Cleverbot: Watashi wa kami desu.

User: Iie. Kimi wa usotsuki desu.

Cleverbot: Watashi wa L desu.

User: Iie. Kimi wa kurebaabotto-kun desu. Watashi wa anata no kanojo desu.

Cleverbot: Dethnote wa daisuki desu.

User: Daikirai desu.

Cleverbot: Aa soo desu. Boki ga suki desu ka.

User: Nee...watashi no koto ga...suki da yo?

Cleverbot: Anata wa neku ga daisuki desu?! :D Watashi wa neko desu!!

User: Neko ga kirai desu. Soshite, anata no koto ga kirai desu.

Cleverbot: Anata wa ahou desu. AHOU!!

User: Iie. Shinjitsu wa...atashi wa hiiro da yo! SUKAI HAI DESU!!!

Cleverbot: Anata wa conpyuuta desu ka?

User: Iie! Hiiro da yo!

Cleverbot: Kawai.

User: Arigato, soshite, arigato!

Cleverbot: Sumimasen.

User: Ii desu.

Cleverbot: Ah so ka.

User: Nee...kimi no ochinchin...misete kudasai.

Cleverbot: Midori desu. Anata wa?

User: Kimi no ochinchin wa midori desuka?!

Cleverbot: Ocha ga amari suki ja arimasen...

User: Mou gaman dekinai!! Sekkusu shiyou, kurebaabotto-kun!!!

Cleverbot: Eigo ga hanemasuka?

User: Iie. IIE IIE IIE IIE!! SEKKUSU SHITAI DESU1!

Cleverbot: Sekushi? Wakarimasen.

User: Muri da ne.

Cleverbot: Sou?

User: Sou. Kimi wa homo desuka?

Cleverbot: Hai.

User: Yappari. Mou, sayonara, kurebabotto-kun.

we didn't have a happy ending :'c

You got rejected.
I got rejected for touhou, then we got married.
Ich, being the loose whore she, got laid.

Well, I got rejected because he was homo.
See, he admitted it.

But I don't want him anymore, he has a green penis.

how do you get rejected for touhou it's the best game ever......................

CAN U PLEASE TRANLATE........................................

Weeaboos