the beginning of the end of a new beginning

well then.
there's nothing in here.
joy, now you have no one to torture.
you really want to fucking kill something.
so, now what?

>drop in a few pigs to test it out

look, pigs!
awwww, they look lost.

>find someone

there is nothing in here but you and some pigs.
so should you just kill the pigs or what?

>kill the pigs and make ribs

you kill them, not the same as killing humans but whatever.
you feel calmer now.
and you don’t know how to make ribs, but hey there’s some pig souls so you feel less lonely and if you get hungry you can just eat one of them.

>open the door and go outside

HOLY SHIT where did that door come from?
you decide to open to open it anyway.


nothing, of course.

>find more doors

>look every possible place for inhabitants

suddenly doors everywhere.
and pigs.
lots of pigs.

>try entering the biggest door

more doors and pigs.
you also realize that your necklace is missing.
great.

>search for necklace

there it is, that fucking pig has it.
give that back pig, your soul is in it.

>kill pig
>take necklace

joy! you have your necklace back!
your soul is safe!
well now w


>GET SOME LASAGNA

...


>divide by zero

in a horrible fit of rage from falling lasagna, you yell and everything around you begins to get fucked up.

>play mvc
>use sentinel

suddenly you calm down and play marvel vs. capcom 3.
killing everyone with sentinel is fun.

>become a sentinel

you attempt to, but the only thing that happens is a little feather drifting off of your tiny wings.
how you wish they were big like romulus’s.

>obtain extra points in a creative way

you decide to make a replica of saishuu with dead pig skin.
oh saishuu, how you miss her so much…

>do the sailor moon dance

you decide to ignore that voice, for you don’t even know the dance.