CuddleQuest!

Subject: CuddleQuest! Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:10 am

Good god, it's dark.

Where in hell could this be?

Hopefully it's not inside of something inappropriate, or similar. Hopefully it's only a regular, safe, cave. A cave made of rock. Amongst nature.

Hopefully there's nothing that wants to kill/maim/sexually assault anyone.

What course of action is reccomended?

Subject: Re: CuddleQuest! Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:11 am

yiff your brains out

Subject: Re: CuddleQuest! Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:13 am

search dark place for exit

Subject: Re: CuddleQuest! Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:39 am

>yiff your brains out

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That's silly. Whoever this is clearly has no clue what "yiff" even means.

>search dark place for exit

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Well, what's over here...

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That seems to work.

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It decides to explore for a bit. But there seems to be a whole lot of no-

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What in the hell?

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Well that's not something you see every day.

Now what?

Subject: Re: CuddleQuest! Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:47 am

search place for other live residents

Subject: Re: CuddleQuest! Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:20 am

Carrying on!

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Tra la l-

This day is just full of interruptions.

What could this be? And what course of action should this creature take?

Subject: Re: CuddleQuest! Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:23 am

make a pornographic video tape composed of various sexual acts and distribute it on the internet

Subject: Re: CuddleQuest! Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:25 am

say hi

Subject: Re: CuddleQuest! Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:50 am

FIRST OF ALL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU

Subject: Re: CuddleQuest! Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:08 am

NOBUNAGA wrote:: FIRST OF ALL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU

Subject: Re: CuddleQuest! Wed Apr 27, 2011 1:50 pm

it's a car full of four people and it should decide which seat to take

Subject: Re: CuddleQuest! Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:27 pm

Tantania wrote:

NOBUNAGA wrote:: FIRST OF ALL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU

Subject: Re: CuddleQuest! Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:52 pm

....guys
it's a fucked-up awesome monster
this is vix
you should know this
ok? ok

also: attempt to communicate with thing

Subject: Re: CuddleQuest! Thu Apr 28, 2011 2:49 am

....kiri.
we were being facetious
this is ich roy and tira
you should now this
ok? ok

Subject: Re: CuddleQuest! Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:00 am

gamzee wrote:: ....guys
it's a fucked-up awesome monster
this is vix
you should know this
ok? ok

responding to an obviously rhetorical, facetious question 2011

srsly
i've been friends with vix for... a substantial amount of time (tira is terrible at remembering exact numbers 2011)
i think i've realized her affinity for weird monster thingies by now

Subject: Re: CuddleQuest! Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:47 am

i'm sorry
i'm not used to facetious humor, excuse my ignorance

and no i actually mean that
because i know you've known vix for a while, so

also: question was not meant to be rhetorical, i was actually expecting a reply
it was more like unexpected reply explanations

Subject: Re: CuddleQuest! Mon May 16, 2011 9:17 pm

>make a pornographic video tape composed of various sexual acts and distribute it on the internet

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Oh my god, no. It's not even sure if that's possible with this.

>say hi

>attempt to communicate with thing

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Oh, dear! It seems it is incapable of speech.

But the whatever-it-is takes notice of the protagonist.

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He waves.

What should the creature do in response?

Subject: Re: CuddleQuest! Mon May 16, 2011 10:13 pm

SLAP HIM ACROSS THE FACE WITH YOUR HOOVES

or

i guess wave back

Subject: Re: CuddleQuest! Tue May 17, 2011 2:58 am

yeah wave back