OH MY FUCKING GOD GUYS

Subject: OH MY FUCKING GOD GUYS Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:36 pm

I am in fucking shock. I don't even know what to think...
My mum was having really bad cramps tonight, so dad took her to the hospital. Half an hour later, I got a phone call, "Dan, your mum's having another baby tonight. We had no idea."
Fifteen minutes later he calls back to say that she had a baby girl, full term.
I... am in complete shock. I'm shaking, haha. Sixteen years as an only child - I now have two sisters.
The fuck even...

Subject: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD GUYS Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:20 pm

.....so you had no idea she was pregnant? holy shit

CONGRATS BRO
I BET SHE'S ADORABLE

inb4pedo

Subject: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD GUYS Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:27 pm

wait
really?
woooah
how didn't they notice that?

ANYWAY CONGRATS :D!
you still owe us a pic of your little sister

Subject: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD GUYS Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:02 pm

Wait, what, how does that even
what

CONGRAAAATS THOUGH

Subject: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD GUYS Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:50 am

reminds me of this thing i heard of where this chick was trying to take a shit but she had a baby instead

Subject: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD GUYS Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:15 am

reminds me of that one show

OH MY FUCKING GOD GUYS I_didnt_know_i_was_pregnant-show

do they even still show this any more though

Subject: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD GUYS Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:28 am

$You lol\\\\'d? OR$
But yeah she didn't know at all. She hasn't been feeling the best for a few months, but nothing really bad. So nobody really caught on. idklol

Freaky.
I don't know how cute she is yet, going to see her in about half an hour.

Subject: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD GUYS Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:57 am

what are you irish or something

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