whatamismoking.txt

HEY
DO YOU WANT TO FEEL SO FUCKING AWESOME

TRY HAKKALEAG
ENERGY DRINKS FOR PEOPLE WHO NEED GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF AWESOMENESS

WITH ALL NEW FLAVORS LIKE BLOODSOME
BLOODY FUCKING AWESOME
IT'S LIKE ADDING BLOOD TO A WILD PARTY

SOUND THE ALARM
YOU'RE GOING TO BE UNCOMFORTABLY HOMOSEXUAL

WHAT'S THAT?
YOU WANT APPLES?
WELL HOW AWESPLES?

MADE WITH SPIDERS
REAL SPIDERS

VIDEO GAMES
YOU'LL BE GOOD AT THEM

IT'S AN ENERGY DRINK FOR NERDS
NERDERGY

THESE ARN'T YOUR MOM'S PUNS
THESE ARE GOD PUNS
MOTHERFUCKING PUNS

HOODSIES
KAKIES
HOODSIES
KAKIES
DOGGIES
BEEPPIES
FURRIES

MORE FUR THAN YOUR MEMORY HAS ROOM FOR

YOU'LL BE SO AWESOME YOUR BROTHER WILL BE LIKE
SLOOOOW DOOOOWN
AND YOU'LL BE LIKE FUCK YOU
AND KICK HIM IN THE BALLS WITH YOUR
FALCONTRY LEGS

YOU'LL HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY
JUST SITTING
ALLL THE TIIIIIME

POWER TYPING
POWER SPAMMING
POWER POSTING
POWER NOMMING
POWER BANNING
POWER BITCHING
POWER RESPAWNING
YUKKURIS

YOU'LL HAVE SO MANY YUKKURIS
666 YUKKURIS

GIVE BLOODSOME TO YOUR YUKKURIS
AND THEY'LL BE GOOD AT SURFING

MAKE YOUR YUKKURIS SURF
ABNORMALLY GODLIKE

THEY'LL SURF AS FAST AS KYRRO
PEOPLE WILL WATCH THEM AND THINK THEY'RE KYRRO
THEY'LL COMPETE AS FAST AS KYRRO
AGAINST THE ACTUAL KYRRO
AND IT'LL BE A LOSS
AND THEY'LL BE DEPORTED BACK TO LEVEL ZERO

HEY GO WITH THE FLOW
DON'T GAMBLE ON YOUR ASS
DRINK HAKKALEAG
MOTHERFUCKER

YES
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
DO LOVE

WHAT IF EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED

CAME

IN

A

PAIR OF PANTS

HAKKALEAG
DANSPANTSU EDITION
WITH ALL NEW FLAVOURS LIKE
HAKKANDYKANE
FLUFFTAIL
AND

DICK

YOU'VE TOOK THE TEST
NOW CHUG THE BEST
-THINGYOU'VEEVERDRANK

HAKKALEAG
SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE TYPING IN CAPS
USE YOUR LOUD TEXT TO FUEL
LOUD COMMERCIALS

HAKKALEAG
EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED

CAT-CAPPING

THE MOVE YOU'LL INVENT BECAUSE YOU'LL BE
TOO IMAGINATIVE FOR NORMAL MOVES

YOU'LL FEEL LIKE A ADORABLE PUPPY MADE OF

DEATH

'what about me and my lame-ass day'

CHERUPFAG
TURN THAT SADDINGMAN INTO A
CHERRYMAN

CHERRY STANDS FOR AWESOME

we intuript this post to
BLOW YOUR ASS

HAKKALEAG NOW COMES IN
GUIDO
NOW WITH PROPOSTEROUS AMMOUNTS OF CRACK

CRACOSTEROME

THINK FAST FUR-FAG

HAKKALEAG NOW COMES IN NUKES

SHIT-BLASTING
SIMILAR TO CAT-CAPPING

'oh godbunny why have you forsaken me'
SHUT THE FUCK UP

WHEN GODBUNNY GIVES YOU SHIT
YOU SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS

HAKKALEAG
BUNNBERRY
GOD OF THE RABBITS

DRINK HAKKALEAG AND YOU'LL WIN AT LIFE FOR ETERNITY

YOU'LL WIN AT BLAZBLUE

TOUHOU

SONIC

CASTLEVANIA

AND

POKEMON

YOU'LL EVEN WIN AT
FANFICS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
UBOAET YOUR ASS

STILL UNHAPPY?
GET OFF YOUR ASS AND WALK THE FUCKING STORE

NOW.

ALRIGHT

HAKKALEAG

IT'S LIKE WEEDLE IN A CAN

IT'S WEEDLE IN A CAN

HAKKALEAG IS WEED































warning:
may include dead kitten's eyeballs

i'm seriously going to make a video version of these















in about two years

i want some now.

...I don't think I've lol'd that hard all year.
This is amazing.