AUSTRALIAN CITIZENSHIP TEST - Do You Pass

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1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term 'died in the ar*e'?

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2. What is a "bloody little beauty"?
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3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?
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4. Explain the following passage: 'In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo.'
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5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?
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6. Complete the following sentences:
a) 'If the van's rockin' don't bother ?
b) You're going home in the back of a ?
c) Fair crack of the ?
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7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss
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8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?
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9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard 'up on blocks'? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?
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10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming?
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11. What are the ingredients in a rissole?
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12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.
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13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?
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14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?
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15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?
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16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter 'b' is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?
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17. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?
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18. Is it possible to 'prang a car' while doing 'circle work'?
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19. Who would you like to crack on to?
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20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson, John 'True Blue' Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?
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21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?
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22. What does "sinkin piss at a mates joint" and "getten para" mean?

>No fucking clue
>I don't want to know
>...yes?
>derp
>The fuck does that mean? D:

.... you know what, fuck this
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ANY OF THESE ARE. ;-;

you aussies are weird man

'In the afternoon last Christmas the relatives rocked up for a barbecue, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the presents, scoffed all the chocolates, biscuits and lollies. Then we drained a few beers(?) and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo.'

THAT'S MY BEST GUESS

damn nigga

1. I guess...? Pretty self-explanatory

2. My guess is a prostitute

3. ...No? o3o

4. Last Christmas some people wanted to have a bbq with drinks and snacks. After some Bex (whatever the hell that is) and a nap we opened the presents, ate all the chocolate, biscuits, and candy (lollypops?). We then had a few cans of beer and mom opened up her presents after Dad and Steve had sex with a dinosaur and a bear.

5. over 9000

6.a) 'If the van's rockin' don't bother fucking
b) You're going home in the back of a kangaroo
c) Fair crack of the whip

7. You're full and you can't be poked with a stick/become gay

8. Yes. Giving.

9. noes

10.The last one

11. Rainbows and unicorn farts

12. lolwhat tim tam???

13. lolno, but someone pretty close to that

14. .........no

15. I don't eat meat :D

16. Bradish :D

17. yes

18. lol that sounds dirty

19. nigga i aint got no crack

20. the wallaby

21. nah

22. lol that also sounds dirty

Snivy wrote:

1. I guess...? Pretty self-explanatory

2. My guess is a prostitute

3. ...No? o3o

4. Last Christmas some people wanted to have a bbq with drinks and snacks. After some Bex (whatever the hell that is) and a nap we opened the presents, ate all the chocolate, biscuits, and candy (lollypops?). We then had a few cans of beer and mom opened up her presents after Dad and Steve had sex with a dinosaur and a bear.

5. over 9000

6.a) 'If the van's rockin' don't bother fucking
b) You're going home in the back of a kangaroo
c) Fair crack of the whip

7. You're full and you can't be poked with a stick/become gay

8. Yes. Giving.

9. noes

10.The last one

11. Rainbows and unicorn farts

12. lolwhat tim tam???

13. lolno, but someone pretty close to that

14. .........no

15. I don't eat meat :D

16. Bradish :D

17. yes

18. lol that sounds dirty

19. nigga i aint got no crack

20. the wallaby

21. nah

22. lol that also sounds dirty

1. That q is stupid. /shot

2. Basically it's just like if you like someone/something, they're a 'bloody little beauty'.

3. No, they're not.
Chuck a sickie - pretend to be sick to get a day off work/school.
Chuck a spaz - go on an angry rampage.
Chuck a U-ey - do a U-turn. (inb4pokemon)

4. In the afternoon, last Christmas, the family came for a barbeque, some drinks and some sausages. After we relaxed for a little while, we opened the presents, ate all of the chocolates, biscuits and candy. Then we drank some beer, and mum went crazy after Dad and Steve had an argument and a fist-fight.

5. at this question. First, let me translate the question.
Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers Paradise (a place in Queensland) in their Holden Torana (a car). If they are travelling at 62 mph while listening to Jimmy Barnes, John Farnham and AC/DC, how many 24-can-packs of beer will each person on average consume between flashing their ass at someone and taking a piss?
Secondly... I don't know the answer. /shot

6. a) If the van's rockin' don't come knockin' - basically means that if a van's rocking, there are people fucking in there, so don't disturb them.
b) You're going home in the back of a divvy van - a taunt to someone who is being arrested, that they're going home in the back of a police car.
c) Fair crack of the whip - give everyone a fair go.

7. Basically means I've had enough, I can't be bothered.

8. Lol, self-explanatory. xD

9. Lol, stereotypical Aussie joke.

10. These foods are pretty popular over here and are eaten pretty often.

11. 1 teaspoon oil, for pan-frying vegetables
1 small onion (about 120g), peeled and finely chopped
1 small zucchini (about 120g), grated
1 small carrot (about 100g), grated
2 medium garlic cloves, peeled and crushed
500g lean beef mince
26g (3 tablespoons) dry breadcrumbs
40g (1/2 cup, lightly packed) grated tasty cheddar cheese
1/4 teaspoon salt
Pepper, to taste
1 tablespoon (20ml) Worcestershire sauce
1 tablespoon (20ml) barbecue sauce
1 tablespoon (20ml) tomato paste
1 large egg (we use eggs with a minimum weight of 59g)
1 tablespoon oil, for pan-frying rissoles
... In other words, fucking everything. /shot

12. Uhhhh... pass. xD
Tim-tam = a type of biscuit that's amazing.

13. Another stereotypical Aussie joke. :P

14. See above.

15. You can eat others' meat, lol (inb4jokes). You just bring something to throw on the barbecue for everyone.

16. Beetroot.

17. Stereotypical again.

18. Yes. Is basically asking if it's possible to crash a car while doing doughnuts in it.

19. "Crack on to" = hit on.

20. They're all pretty Aussie. xD

21. Everyone in Aussieland has a 'friend' like this. /shot

22. Sinkin' piss at a mate's joint - drinking beer at a friend's place.
Getten' para - getting completely drunk (getting paralysed).

Tamera Lowry wrote:

the slang is actually a lot like british and irish slang lolol

Prolly 'cause Aussielanders were originally European.

Dark Mousy wrote:

Tamera Lowry wrote:

the slang is actually a lot like british and irish slang lolol

Prolly 'cause Aussielanders were originally European.

Yeah, we were a colony of Spain, remember Ich?