Bad Translator

http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php

It translate things terribly. :D

For example:

Original text:

"fuck"

...10 translations later we get:

"If the dog droppings"




SO NOW POST THE ONES YOU GET HERE.

And if you continue up to 56 translations, "fuck" translates to

"If the menu"

.....o3o

After 30 translations, "shitting dick nipples" translates to "I'm looking into a child"

...

"three blind mice"

...56 translations later we get:

"Tuesday Smiles easily."

whaaaa

Original text:

"ran ran ruu"

...10 translations later we get:

"Slowly Ruu program to program"

...................

AFRIKAANS : 'n kat is' n boete te
Back to ENGLISH : A cat is fine too
ALBANIAN : Një mace shumë e është mirë
Back to ENGLISH : A cat is fine too
ARABIC : قط على ما يرام أيضا
Back to ENGLISH : Never be alright
BELARUSIAN : Ніколі не будзе добра
Back to ENGLISH : Never will be good

Damn

"party hard"

...56 translations later we get:

"Clothing"

AFRIKAANS : Ek kies vir U Pikachu
Back to ENGLISH : I choose you Pikachu
ALBANIAN : Unë zgjedh ju Pikachu
Back to ENGLISH : I choose you Pikachu Balls Mario Balls
ARABIC : اخترت لك زر ماريو كرات كرات
Back to ENGLISH : Button you chose Mario balls
BELARUSIAN : Кнопка вы выбралі Марыё шароў
Back to ENGLISH : The button you chose Mario balls
BULGARIAN : Бутонът сте избрали Марио топки
Back to ENGLISH : The button you chose Mario balls
CATALAN : El botó ha triat pilotes de Mario
Back to ENGLISH : The button has chosen balls Mario
CHINESE : 按钮选择球搞笑
Back to ENGLISH : Button to select the ball funny


Mario Balls whaa...

"i had four biscuits and i ate one now i only have three"

...56 translations later we get:

"But we provide four witnesses."

"ice ice baby"

...56 translations later we get:

"Jelly Boy."

"Gaga oh la la"

...56 translations later we get:

"Poraroko report."

AFRIKAANS : Taylor
Back to ENGLISH : Taylor
ALBANIAN : Taylor
Back to ENGLISH : Taylor
ARABIC : تايلور
Back to ENGLISH : Taylor
BELARUSIAN : Тэйлар
Back to ENGLISH : Taylor
BULGARIAN : Тейлър
Back to ENGLISH : Taylor
CATALAN : Taylor
Back to ENGLISH : Taylor
CHINESE : 泰勒
Back to ENGLISH : Taylor
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 泰勒
Back to ENGLISH : Taylor
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 泰勒
Back to ENGLISH : Taylor
CROATIAN : Taylor
Back to ENGLISH : Taylor
CZECH : Taylor
Back to ENGLISH : Taylor
DANISH : Taylor
Back to ENGLISH : Taylor
DUTCH : Taylor
Back to ENGLISH : Taylor
ENGLISH : Taylor
Back to ENGLISH : Taylor
ESTONIAN : Taylor
Back to ENGLISH : Taylor
FILIPINO : Taylor
Back to ENGLISH : Taylor
FINNISH : Taylor
Back to ENGLISH : Taylor
FRENCH : Taylor
Back to ENGLISH : Taylor
GALICIAN : Taylor
Back to ENGLISH : Taylor
GERMAN : Taylor
Back to ENGLISH : Taylor
GREEK : Taylor
Back to ENGLISH : Taylor
HAITIAN_CREOLE : Taylor
Back to ENGLISH : Taylor
HEBREW : טיילור
Back to ENGLISH : Taylor
HINDI : टेलर
Back to ENGLISH : Teller
HUNGARIAN : Elbeszélő
Back to ENGLISH : Narrator
ICELANDIC : Sögumaður
Back to ENGLISH : Narrator
INDONESIAN : Rawi
Back to ENGLISH : Narrator
IRISH : Tráchtaire
Back to ENGLISH : Narrator
ITALIAN : Narratore
Back to ENGLISH : Narrator
JAPANESE : ナレーター
Back to ENGLISH : Narrator
KOREAN : 이야기하는 사람
Back to ENGLISH : Talker
LATVIAN : Talker
Back to ENGLISH : Talker
LITHUANIAN : Šnekutis
Back to ENGLISH : Chatterbox
MACEDONIAN : Плескало
Back to ENGLISH : Chatterbox
MALAY : Pembual
Back to ENGLISH : Magpie
MALTESE : Ċawla bajda
Back to ENGLISH : Magpie
NORWEGIAN : Skjære
Back to ENGLISH : Trimming
PERSIAN : پیرایش
Back to ENGLISH : Trimming
POLISH : Przycinanie
Back to ENGLISH : Pruning
PORTUGUESE : Poda
Back to ENGLISH : Pruning
PORTUGUESE_PORTUGAL : Poda
Back to ENGLISH : Pruning
ROMANIAN : Tăiere
Back to ENGLISH : Cutting
RUSSIAN : Резка
Back to ENGLISH : Cutting
SERBIAN : Сечење
Back to ENGLISH : Cutting
SLOVAK : Rezanie
Back to ENGLISH : Cutting
SLOVENIAN : Rezanje
Back to ENGLISH : Cutting
SPANISH : Corte
Back to ENGLISH : Court
SWAHILI : Mahakama
Back to ENGLISH : Court
SWEDISH : Domstolen
Back to ENGLISH : Court
TAGALOG : Hukuman
Back to ENGLISH : Court
THAI : ศาล
Back to ENGLISH : Court
TURKISH : Mahkeme
Back to ENGLISH : Court
UKRAINIAN : Суд
Back to ENGLISH : Court
VIETNAMESE : Tòa án
Back to ENGLISH : Court
WELSH : Llys
Back to ENGLISH : Court
YIDDISH : הויף
Back to ENGLISH : Court

Back to ENGLISH : Pokemon
HAITIAN_CREOLE : Pokemonsex
Back to ENGLISH : Pokemon

"Taylor Bey"

...56 translations later we get:

"Mr. divider."

Tayphlosion wrote:

"Taylor Bey"

...56 translations later we get:

"Mr. divider."

"Matthew DeGennaro"

...56 translations later we get:

"Jenard International."

"narnia"

...10 translations later we get:

"Chronicles"

"fuck me in the ass"

...56 translations later we get:

"What bank?"

...Also in the midst there was "What is Cube?"

"What is love? Baby don't hurt me."

...10 translations later we get:

"What is love? I think that is a child."

"nigger"

...10 translations later we get:

"Black"

how racists

"big dick in the ass "

...56 translations later we get:

"My Tong."

"He’s climbin in your windows He’s snatchin your people up Tryna rape em so y’all need to Hide your kids, Hide your wife Hide your kids, Hide your wife Hide your kids, Hide your wife and hide your husband Cuz they’re rapin errbody out here"

...30 translations later we get:

"People rape children and my window, wife, women and children, women of child-resistant cook, I wanted to hide hide hide errbody Rabin"

so hard

"You don't have to come and confess. We're looking for you. We gon find you. We gon find you."

...30 translations later we get:

"I agree. We are, we are visiting. Let's see. Let's see."

"magic everywhere in this bitch"

...56 translations later we get:

"Each of the dogs."

"So I herd u liek Mudkipz."

...20 translations later we get:

"Mudkipz like sheep."

"Ichigo Korah Guiness"

...50 translations later we get:

"Teresa Gil country 韩 斯 贝里"

what even

"my baby daddy"

...50 translations later we get:

"Holy Father"