Comment win

So I was looking through Facebook because I was bored and had nothing better to do. And one of the pages I like posted a status, and as usual like 1000 people commented. And as I'm sure you all know, most of these comments are either spam or just plain retarded. And then. THEN. I found THIS.

"Look at your comment, now back at mine. Now back at your comment, now back at mine. Sadly it isn’t mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re scrolling through comments, writing the comment your comment could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it’s a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again…the reply is now DIAMONDS! Anything is possible when you think before you post."

I just stopped for a moment. And then my mind just kind of imploded.

He saying think before you comment.
Not sure how anyone expects that from fb/ms

Well, yeah.
I meant the way he wrote it, though. It's a play on the Old Spice commercials.
Which is way more witty than I have come to expect from FB.

copypasta

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you see that stuff on /b/ if you look right

That reminds me.
The other day someone from school posted, "Oh god... won't be able to look mum in the eye for days. Maybe I should make sure the door is locked next time..."
Idk why you would post that on fb but anyway someone else from school replied:
"Did you look her in the eye and finish like a beast?"
So damn hard when my friend showed me.

My mind just imploded. D:

And @ Dan