I'M THE MOTHAFLIPPIN'

yeah you fags are helping me
when we finish i will actually make this i swear let's go
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I'm the mothaflippin'
king of games
My hair's spiked
and my pants are really tight
and I'm sexy (I'm sexy)
if you continue to troll, your head's gonna roll
cuz my dark magic attack'll drive you straight round the bend
I got god cards I won from Battle City
don’t believe me?
Listen carefully to this ditty
And by the by your cards are sh*tty, and
so’s your show
Watch what happens when Slifer takes on Winged Kuriboh.
They call me, uh, Jessi Slaughter
I'm a pissed old man's daughter...uhm... uh...
Oh come on, Jessi.
I'm thinking……um……uhhh…
Ugh, and she wonders why I interrupted her in the first place.
Hang on here I think I got it.
They call me Jessi Slaughter
stronger than titanium
sharp as a comedian
here I am
sold out all the stadiums
I'm not an adult's lover, where did you get that ridiculous thought--er,
Did /b/ tell you that?
F**k /b./
Seriously.
My trap and spell cards they, don’t make sense
because their card descriptions are so immense
And if you duel with me it won't be tense
Because against my monsters you've no defense
My cards are so potent
I might seem conceited
in fact all of my opponents
could swear that I cheated.
Sure, sometimes Yugi and I swap places
but who cares, so long as my enemies have egg on their faces
Other fathers diss me
say my daughter's sissyWhy? Why? W-w-why, why exactly, why?
There's nothing sissy about crying like a bitch on YouTube!
And besides, it's all your fault anyway!
Jaden let's face it you're second best
I'm sending you straight back to Yu-Gi-Oh! GX
I spawn meme's the size of Kobe's ego
Hey Ho I'm the mothaflippin'
I'm the mothaflippin'
I'm the mothaflippin'
Who’s the mothaflippin'?
I'm the mothaflippin' I'm the mothaflippin' I'm the mothaflippin'MOTHAFLIPPIN'!