because it made me lol.

I FOUND THIS ON /CM/ AND THOUGHT IT WAS AWESOME.

'SSSsssuuuuuuupp, man! How's it goin'?
Just got out of Mt. Moon as well, man.
I healed my pokemon up, and backtracked to find you.
Oh yeah, I waited. I'm a very patient man.
Now, let's battle. Heal first? Nah!


BUSTIN' THROUGH TOWNS AND
RUSHIN' THROUGH CITIES,
GOT MORE BOUNCE IN MY STEP
THAN YOUR HOT MOM'S TITTIES.
YOU TAKIN' SQURITLE?
I'LL TAKE THE BULBASAUR.
RAZOR LEAF, AND YOU'RE DEAD,
I DON'T CARE ANYMORE.
I'M A SLICK MAN, YEAH;
POPPIN' COLLARS LIKE CHERRIES.
THE POKEMON LEAGUE CHAMP,
I'M SO DAMN GOOD, IT'S SCARY.
THE HELL YOU GONNA DO,
EVERYBODY KNOWS I'M GREATER.
I'LL STOMP YOU INTO THE DIRT,
THEN TIME TO GO, SMELL YA LATER!

CALL ME GARY, CALL ME BLUE,
LIKE THE JAPS CALL ME GREEN,
CALL ME OAK, CALL ME DICKS,
ANY NAME THAT'S IN BETWEEN.
BUT NO MATTER WHAT THE WORD,
NO MATTER WHAT THE NAME,
I'M KICKIN' YOUR ASS,
I'M THE RIVAL OF THE GAME!

I'VE
GOT
SIX BALLS ON MY BELT,
WITH THE BEST AROUND IN 'EM
THROW 'EM OUT, ROUGH 'EM AROUND,
THAT'S HOW YOU GOTTA WIN 'EM!
EVERYBODY KNOWS HOW YOU
POPPED A WOODY TO MISTY
AND FROM WHAT WE'VE DONE IN BED,
WE OUGHTA CALL HER FISTY!
SABRINA WAS THERE, TOO
ERIKA AND THE REST,
THEY WOULDN'T BAT AN EYE AT YOU,
THEY ONLY SLEEP WITH THE BEST!

CALL ME GARY, CALL ME BLUE,
LIKE THE JAPS CALL ME GREEN,
CALL ME OAK, CALL ME DICKS,
ANY NAME THAT'S IN BETWEEN.
BUT NO MATTER WHAT THE WORD,
NO MATTER WHAT THE NAME,
I'M KICKIN' YOUR ASS,
I'M THE RIVAL OF THE GAME!

Smell ya later!


so yeah.
I'm also bored.