MY AMAZING GLASSES and a pic of me lol

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Danni: GIVE UP. HE WON'T DO IT. TRUST ME, I HAVE TRIED. SO MANY TIMES.

Because unlike me he is not a camera whore.

I'll take one eventually.

And also: Because unlike you I am ugly.

I'm gonna hold you to that. :|

And no. No you are not.

I totally am.

Lies.

I never lie.

Brb.
Flying to Aussie-land so I can roundhouse kick Dan in the face.

I figure someone's gotta knock some sense into you.

K see you soon.
And bring a condom.

You aren't getting any unless you take a picture.
But even if you do take one, I'm still kicking you in the face. I remember what you did. :|

...
Wait so I get some if I take a picture?

What did I do? :c

...You won't know unless you take the picture, will you?

...Remember when we used to message each other daily? (why'd we stop?)
And I said the first thing I was gonna do when I got to Aussie was kick you in the face for every mean thing you've ever said to me? Yeah. I remembered.

... No dice.
THAT WAS FUCKING YEARS AGO, HOW'D YOU REMEMBER?
Also: we stopped cause you went through a phase when you were like never online lol

....Picture. Now.

I told you I'd remember. I'm magic like that.
And Oic. ...It's always my fault. OTL

... No, because I don't do anything for nothing.

KILL THE WITCH! BURN HER! BUUUUUUUUUUURN HER!

And that's because you're a wom--- /shot forever

But you'd get something in return.

-Flees!-

...Because I'm a what?
Wom...
Wom...
Wombat?
I r wombat now?

EXPLAIN WHAT. And I shall consider it.

-Catches and sets on fire- WIIIIIIITCH.
No, I meant woma--- you know what, let's just go with wombat.

But it's no fun if I tell you. :c

-equips cloak of Fire Resist- Muahaha! You cannot burn a true witch! ...I mean honestly, witches would know spells to counter that, right?

....Is there something wrong with me being a wombat? >.>

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Danni: GIVE UP. HE WON'T DO IT. TRUST ME, I HAVE TRIED. SO MANY TIMES.

Because unlike me he is not a camera whore.

I'll take one eventually.

And also: Because unlike you I am ugly.

I'm gonna hold you to that. :|

And no. No you are not.

I totally am.

Lies.

I never lie.

Brb.
Flying to Aussie-land so I can roundhouse kick Dan in the face.

I figure someone's gotta knock some sense into you.

K see you soon.
And bring a condom.

You aren't getting any unless you take a picture.
But even if you do take one, I'm still kicking you in the face. I remember what you did. :|

...
Wait so I get some if I take a picture?

What did I do? :c

...You won't know unless you take the picture, will you?

...Remember when we used to message each other daily? (why'd we stop?)
And I said the first thing I was gonna do when I got to Aussie was kick you in the face for every mean thing you've ever said to me? Yeah. I remembered.

... No dice.
THAT WAS FUCKING YEARS AGO, HOW'D YOU REMEMBER?
Also: we stopped cause you went through a phase when you were like never online lol

....Picture. Now.

I told you I'd remember. I'm magic like that.
And Oic. ...It's always my fault. OTL

... No, because I don't do anything for nothing.

KILL THE WITCH! BURN HER! BUUUUUUUUUUURN HER!

And that's because you're a wom--- /shot forever

But you'd get something in return.

-Flees!-

...Because I'm a what?
Wom...
Wom...
Wombat?
I r wombat now?

EXPLAIN WHAT. And I shall consider it.

-Catches and sets on fire- WIIIIIIITCH.
No, I meant woma--- you know what, let's just go with wombat.

But it's no fun if I tell you. :c

-equips cloak of Fire Resist- Muahaha! You cannot burn a true witch! ...I mean honestly, witches would know spells to counter that, right?

....Is there something wrong with me being a wombat? >.>

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

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Omastar wrote:

Danni: GIVE UP. HE WON'T DO IT. TRUST ME, I HAVE TRIED. SO MANY TIMES.

Because unlike me he is not a camera whore.

I'll take one eventually.

And also: Because unlike you I am ugly.

I'm gonna hold you to that. :|

And no. No you are not.

I totally am.

Lies.

I never lie.

Brb.
Flying to Aussie-land so I can roundhouse kick Dan in the face.

I figure someone's gotta knock some sense into you.

K see you soon.
And bring a condom.

You aren't getting any unless you take a picture.
But even if you do take one, I'm still kicking you in the face. I remember what you did. :|

...
Wait so I get some if I take a picture?

What did I do? :c

...You won't know unless you take the picture, will you?

...Remember when we used to message each other daily? (why'd we stop?)
And I said the first thing I was gonna do when I got to Aussie was kick you in the face for every mean thing you've ever said to me? Yeah. I remembered.

... No dice.
THAT WAS FUCKING YEARS AGO, HOW'D YOU REMEMBER?
Also: we stopped cause you went through a phase when you were like never online lol

....Picture. Now.

I told you I'd remember. I'm magic like that.
And Oic. ...It's always my fault. OTL

... No, because I don't do anything for nothing.

KILL THE WITCH! BURN HER! BUUUUUUUUUUURN HER!

And that's because you're a wom--- /shot forever

But you'd get something in return.

-Flees!-

...Because I'm a what?
Wom...
Wom...
Wombat?
I r wombat now?

EXPLAIN WHAT. And I shall consider it.

-Catches and sets on fire- WIIIIIIITCH.
No, I meant woma--- you know what, let's just go with wombat.

But it's no fun if I tell you. :c

-equips cloak of Fire Resist- Muahaha! You cannot burn a true witch! ...I mean honestly, witches would know spells to counter that, right?

....Is there something wrong with me being a wombat? >.>

Then you get no photo.

Lol, I always wondered that. I would totally go back to the Middle Ages and be all like, "LISTEN FUCKWITS, HONESTLY, IF SHE WERE A FUCKING WITCH SHE'D GET OUT OF THIS. CEASE THIS TOMFOOLERY AND GO FROLIC IN THE BUSHES OR SOMETHING.

What ISN'T wrong with you being a wombat?

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Omastar wrote:

Danni: GIVE UP. HE WON'T DO IT. TRUST ME, I HAVE TRIED. SO MANY TIMES.

Because unlike me he is not a camera whore.

I'll take one eventually.

And also: Because unlike you I am ugly.

I'm gonna hold you to that. :|

And no. No you are not.

I totally am.

Lies.

I never lie.

Brb.
Flying to Aussie-land so I can roundhouse kick Dan in the face.

I figure someone's gotta knock some sense into you.

K see you soon.
And bring a condom.

You aren't getting any unless you take a picture.
But even if you do take one, I'm still kicking you in the face. I remember what you did. :|

...
Wait so I get some if I take a picture?

What did I do? :c

...You won't know unless you take the picture, will you?

...Remember when we used to message each other daily? (why'd we stop?)
And I said the first thing I was gonna do when I got to Aussie was kick you in the face for every mean thing you've ever said to me? Yeah. I remembered.

... No dice.
THAT WAS FUCKING YEARS AGO, HOW'D YOU REMEMBER?
Also: we stopped cause you went through a phase when you were like never online lol

....Picture. Now.

I told you I'd remember. I'm magic like that.
And Oic. ...It's always my fault. OTL

... No, because I don't do anything for nothing.

KILL THE WITCH! BURN HER! BUUUUUUUUUUURN HER!

And that's because you're a wom--- /shot forever

But you'd get something in return.

-Flees!-

...Because I'm a what?
Wom...
Wom...
Wombat?
I r wombat now?

EXPLAIN WHAT. And I shall consider it.

-Catches and sets on fire- WIIIIIIITCH.
No, I meant woma--- you know what, let's just go with wombat.

But it's no fun if I tell you. :c

-equips cloak of Fire Resist- Muahaha! You cannot burn a true witch! ...I mean honestly, witches would know spells to counter that, right?

....Is there something wrong with me being a wombat? >.>

Then you get no photo.

Lol, I always wondered that. I would totally go back to the Middle Ages and be all like, "LISTEN FUCKWITS, HONESTLY, IF SHE WERE A FUCKING WITCH SHE'D GET OUT OF THIS. CEASE THIS TOMFOOLERY AND GO FROLIC IN THE BUSHES OR SOMETHING.

What ISN'T wrong with you being a wombat?

...You're no fun. :<

lolsame. xD
...What kinda bushes are they frolicking in?

...Wombats are awesome. :c
DON'T CRUSH MY DREAMS.

just take the goddamn picture

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Omastar wrote:

Danni: GIVE UP. HE WON'T DO IT. TRUST ME, I HAVE TRIED. SO MANY TIMES.

Because unlike me he is not a camera whore.

I'll take one eventually.

And also: Because unlike you I am ugly.

I'm gonna hold you to that. :|

And no. No you are not.

I totally am.

Lies.

I never lie.

Brb.
Flying to Aussie-land so I can roundhouse kick Dan in the face.

I figure someone's gotta knock some sense into you.

K see you soon.
And bring a condom.

You aren't getting any unless you take a picture.
But even if you do take one, I'm still kicking you in the face. I remember what you did. :|

...
Wait so I get some if I take a picture?

What did I do? :c

...You won't know unless you take the picture, will you?

...Remember when we used to message each other daily? (why'd we stop?)
And I said the first thing I was gonna do when I got to Aussie was kick you in the face for every mean thing you've ever said to me? Yeah. I remembered.

... No dice.
THAT WAS FUCKING YEARS AGO, HOW'D YOU REMEMBER?
Also: we stopped cause you went through a phase when you were like never online lol

....Picture. Now.

I told you I'd remember. I'm magic like that.
And Oic. ...It's always my fault. OTL

... No, because I don't do anything for nothing.

KILL THE WITCH! BURN HER! BUUUUUUUUUUURN HER!

And that's because you're a wom--- /shot forever

But you'd get something in return.

-Flees!-

...Because I'm a what?
Wom...
Wom...
Wombat?
I r wombat now?

EXPLAIN WHAT. And I shall consider it.

-Catches and sets on fire- WIIIIIIITCH.
No, I meant woma--- you know what, let's just go with wombat.

But it's no fun if I tell you. :c

-equips cloak of Fire Resist- Muahaha! You cannot burn a true witch! ...I mean honestly, witches would know spells to counter that, right?

....Is there something wrong with me being a wombat? >.>

Then you get no photo.

Lol, I always wondered that. I would totally go back to the Middle Ages and be all like, "LISTEN FUCKWITS, HONESTLY, IF SHE WERE A FUCKING WITCH SHE'D GET OUT OF THIS. CEASE THIS TOMFOOLERY AND GO FROLIC IN THE BUSHES OR SOMETHING.

What ISN'T wrong with you being a wombat?

...You're no fun. :c

lolsame. xD
...What kinda bushes are they frolicking in?

...Wombats are awesome. :c
DON'T CRUSH MY DREAMS.

No, you're no fun 'cause you won't fuck me for a photo. :c /shot

They're frolicking in plants. Because back then everybody had chastity belts. /shot

Spoiler:

you want to be one of those?

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Omastar wrote:

Danni: GIVE UP. HE WON'T DO IT. TRUST ME, I HAVE TRIED. SO MANY TIMES.

Because unlike me he is not a camera whore.

I'll take one eventually.

And also: Because unlike you I am ugly.

I'm gonna hold you to that. :|

And no. No you are not.

I totally am.

Lies.

I never lie.

Brb.
Flying to Aussie-land so I can roundhouse kick Dan in the face.

I figure someone's gotta knock some sense into you.

K see you soon.
And bring a condom.

You aren't getting any unless you take a picture.
But even if you do take one, I'm still kicking you in the face. I remember what you did. :|

...
Wait so I get some if I take a picture?

What did I do? :c

...You won't know unless you take the picture, will you?

...Remember when we used to message each other daily? (why'd we stop?)
And I said the first thing I was gonna do when I got to Aussie was kick you in the face for every mean thing you've ever said to me? Yeah. I remembered.

... No dice.
THAT WAS FUCKING YEARS AGO, HOW'D YOU REMEMBER?
Also: we stopped cause you went through a phase when you were like never online lol

....Picture. Now.

I told you I'd remember. I'm magic like that.
And Oic. ...It's always my fault. OTL

... No, because I don't do anything for nothing.

KILL THE WITCH! BURN HER! BUUUUUUUUUUURN HER!

And that's because you're a wom--- /shot forever

But you'd get something in return.

-Flees!-

...Because I'm a what?
Wom...
Wom...
Wombat?
I r wombat now?

EXPLAIN WHAT. And I shall consider it.

-Catches and sets on fire- WIIIIIIITCH.
No, I meant woma--- you know what, let's just go with wombat.

But it's no fun if I tell you. :c

-equips cloak of Fire Resist- Muahaha! You cannot burn a true witch! ...I mean honestly, witches would know spells to counter that, right?

....Is there something wrong with me being a wombat? >.>

Then you get no photo.

Lol, I always wondered that. I would totally go back to the Middle Ages and be all like, "LISTEN FUCKWITS, HONESTLY, IF SHE WERE A FUCKING WITCH SHE'D GET OUT OF THIS. CEASE THIS TOMFOOLERY AND GO FROLIC IN THE BUSHES OR SOMETHING.

What ISN'T wrong with you being a wombat?

...You're no fun. :c

lolsame. xD
...What kinda bushes are they frolicking in?

...Wombats are awesome. :c
DON'T CRUSH MY DREAMS.

No, you're no fun 'cause you won't fuck me for a photo. :c /shot

They're frolicking in plants. Because back then everybody had chastity belts. /shot

Spoiler:

you want to be one of those?

I never said I wouldn't.

...That's no fun.
Let's go back and liven up the Middle Ages, k?

Dude wth no.
This:

Spoiler:

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Omastar wrote:

Danni: GIVE UP. HE WON'T DO IT. TRUST ME, I HAVE TRIED. SO MANY TIMES.

Because unlike me he is not a camera whore.

I'll take one eventually.

And also: Because unlike you I am ugly.

I'm gonna hold you to that. :|

And no. No you are not.

I totally am.

Lies.

I never lie.

Brb.
Flying to Aussie-land so I can roundhouse kick Dan in the face.

I figure someone's gotta knock some sense into you.

K see you soon.
And bring a condom.

You aren't getting any unless you take a picture.
But even if you do take one, I'm still kicking you in the face. I remember what you did. :|

...
Wait so I get some if I take a picture?

What did I do? :c

...You won't know unless you take the picture, will you?

...Remember when we used to message each other daily? (why'd we stop?)
And I said the first thing I was gonna do when I got to Aussie was kick you in the face for every mean thing you've ever said to me? Yeah. I remembered.

... No dice.
THAT WAS FUCKING YEARS AGO, HOW'D YOU REMEMBER?
Also: we stopped cause you went through a phase when you were like never online lol

....Picture. Now.

I told you I'd remember. I'm magic like that.
And Oic. ...It's always my fault. OTL

... No, because I don't do anything for nothing.

KILL THE WITCH! BURN HER! BUUUUUUUUUUURN HER!

And that's because you're a wom--- /shot forever

But you'd get something in return.

-Flees!-

...Because I'm a what?
Wom...
Wom...
Wombat?
I r wombat now?

EXPLAIN WHAT. And I shall consider it.

-Catches and sets on fire- WIIIIIIITCH.
No, I meant woma--- you know what, let's just go with wombat.

But it's no fun if I tell you. :c

-equips cloak of Fire Resist- Muahaha! You cannot burn a true witch! ...I mean honestly, witches would know spells to counter that, right?

....Is there something wrong with me being a wombat? >.>

Then you get no photo.

Lol, I always wondered that. I would totally go back to the Middle Ages and be all like, "LISTEN FUCKWITS, HONESTLY, IF SHE WERE A FUCKING WITCH SHE'D GET OUT OF THIS. CEASE THIS TOMFOOLERY AND GO FROLIC IN THE BUSHES OR SOMETHING.

What ISN'T wrong with you being a wombat?

...You're no fun. :c

lolsame. xD
...What kinda bushes are they frolicking in?

...Wombats are awesome. :c
DON'T CRUSH MY DREAMS.

No, you're no fun 'cause you won't fuck me for a photo. :c /shot

They're frolicking in plants. Because back then everybody had chastity belts. /shot

Spoiler:

you want to be one of those?

I never said I wouldn't.

...That's no fun.
Let's go back and liven up the Middle Ages, k?

Dude wth no.
This:

Spoiler:

... Yes but you never said you would either. :c

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Let's do it. And we could cure the plague.
Sure, then they'll have AIDs, but oh well.

Wombats aren't always that cute. They're evil fuckers.

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Omastar wrote:

Danni: GIVE UP. HE WON'T DO IT. TRUST ME, I HAVE TRIED. SO MANY TIMES.

Because unlike me he is not a camera whore.

I'll take one eventually.

And also: Because unlike you I am ugly.

I'm gonna hold you to that. :|

And no. No you are not.

I totally am.

Lies.

I never lie.

Brb.
Flying to Aussie-land so I can roundhouse kick Dan in the face.

I figure someone's gotta knock some sense into you.

K see you soon.
And bring a condom.

You aren't getting any unless you take a picture.
But even if you do take one, I'm still kicking you in the face. I remember what you did. :|

...
Wait so I get some if I take a picture?

What did I do? :c

...You won't know unless you take the picture, will you?

...Remember when we used to message each other daily? (why'd we stop?)
And I said the first thing I was gonna do when I got to Aussie was kick you in the face for every mean thing you've ever said to me? Yeah. I remembered.

... No dice.
THAT WAS FUCKING YEARS AGO, HOW'D YOU REMEMBER?
Also: we stopped cause you went through a phase when you were like never online lol

....Picture. Now.

I told you I'd remember. I'm magic like that.
And Oic. ...It's always my fault. OTL

... No, because I don't do anything for nothing.

KILL THE WITCH! BURN HER! BUUUUUUUUUUURN HER!

And that's because you're a wom--- /shot forever

But you'd get something in return.

-Flees!-

...Because I'm a what?
Wom...
Wom...
Wombat?
I r wombat now?

EXPLAIN WHAT. And I shall consider it.

-Catches and sets on fire- WIIIIIIITCH.
No, I meant woma--- you know what, let's just go with wombat.

But it's no fun if I tell you. :c

-equips cloak of Fire Resist- Muahaha! You cannot burn a true witch! ...I mean honestly, witches would know spells to counter that, right?

....Is there something wrong with me being a wombat? >.>

Then you get no photo.

Lol, I always wondered that. I would totally go back to the Middle Ages and be all like, "LISTEN FUCKWITS, HONESTLY, IF SHE WERE A FUCKING WITCH SHE'D GET OUT OF THIS. CEASE THIS TOMFOOLERY AND GO FROLIC IN THE BUSHES OR SOMETHING.

What ISN'T wrong with you being a wombat?

...You're no fun. :c

lolsame. xD
...What kinda bushes are they frolicking in?

...Wombats are awesome. :c
DON'T CRUSH MY DREAMS.

No, you're no fun 'cause you won't fuck me for a photo. :c /shot

They're frolicking in plants. Because back then everybody had chastity belts. /shot

Spoiler:

you want to be one of those?

I never said I wouldn't.

...That's no fun.
Let's go back and liven up the Middle Ages, k?

Dude wth no.
This:

Spoiler:

... Yes but you never said you would either. :c

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Let's do it. And we could cure the plague.
Sure, then they'll have AIDs, but oh well.

Wombats aren't always that cute. They're evil fuckers.

No I didn't.
I left it up to your imagination.

FUCK YES. AIDS will appear about 6 centuries too soon, but oh well.

Wombats are adorable. :c

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Omastar wrote:

Danni: GIVE UP. HE WON'T DO IT. TRUST ME, I HAVE TRIED. SO MANY TIMES.

Because unlike me he is not a camera whore.

I'll take one eventually.

And also: Because unlike you I am ugly.

I'm gonna hold you to that. :|

And no. No you are not.

I totally am.

Lies.

I never lie.

Brb.
Flying to Aussie-land so I can roundhouse kick Dan in the face.

I figure someone's gotta knock some sense into you.

K see you soon.
And bring a condom.

You aren't getting any unless you take a picture.
But even if you do take one, I'm still kicking you in the face. I remember what you did. :|

...
Wait so I get some if I take a picture?

What did I do? :c

...You won't know unless you take the picture, will you?

...Remember when we used to message each other daily? (why'd we stop?)
And I said the first thing I was gonna do when I got to Aussie was kick you in the face for every mean thing you've ever said to me? Yeah. I remembered.

... No dice.
THAT WAS FUCKING YEARS AGO, HOW'D YOU REMEMBER?
Also: we stopped cause you went through a phase when you were like never online lol

....Picture. Now.

I told you I'd remember. I'm magic like that.
And Oic. ...It's always my fault. OTL

... No, because I don't do anything for nothing.

KILL THE WITCH! BURN HER! BUUUUUUUUUUURN HER!

And that's because you're a wom--- /shot forever

But you'd get something in return.

-Flees!-

...Because I'm a what?
Wom...
Wom...
Wombat?
I r wombat now?

EXPLAIN WHAT. And I shall consider it.

-Catches and sets on fire- WIIIIIIITCH.
No, I meant woma--- you know what, let's just go with wombat.

But it's no fun if I tell you. :c

-equips cloak of Fire Resist- Muahaha! You cannot burn a true witch! ...I mean honestly, witches would know spells to counter that, right?

....Is there something wrong with me being a wombat? >.>

Then you get no photo.

Lol, I always wondered that. I would totally go back to the Middle Ages and be all like, "LISTEN FUCKWITS, HONESTLY, IF SHE WERE A FUCKING WITCH SHE'D GET OUT OF THIS. CEASE THIS TOMFOOLERY AND GO FROLIC IN THE BUSHES OR SOMETHING.

What ISN'T wrong with you being a wombat?

...You're no fun. :c

lolsame. xD
...What kinda bushes are they frolicking in?

...Wombats are awesome. :c
DON'T CRUSH MY DREAMS.

No, you're no fun 'cause you won't fuck me for a photo. :c /shot

They're frolicking in plants. Because back then everybody had chastity belts. /shot

Spoiler:

you want to be one of those?

I never said I wouldn't.

...That's no fun.
Let's go back and liven up the Middle Ages, k?

Dude wth no.
This:

Spoiler:

... Yes but you never said you would either. :c

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Let's do it. And we could cure the plague.
Sure, then they'll have AIDs, but oh well.

Wombats aren't always that cute. They're evil fuckers.

No I didn't.
I left it up to your imagination.

FUCK YES. AIDS will appear about 6 centuries too soon, but oh well.

Wombats are adorable. :c

But I don't like imagination. :c

EXACTLY. That's their problem. AND WE COULD GET RICH BY INVENTING THE CONDOM.

Yes, until they DESTROOOOOOOOOY you.

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Omastar wrote:

Danni: GIVE UP. HE WON'T DO IT. TRUST ME, I HAVE TRIED. SO MANY TIMES.

Because unlike me he is not a camera whore.

I'll take one eventually.

And also: Because unlike you I am ugly.

I'm gonna hold you to that. :|

And no. No you are not.

I totally am.

Lies.

I never lie.

Brb.
Flying to Aussie-land so I can roundhouse kick Dan in the face.

I figure someone's gotta knock some sense into you.

K see you soon.
And bring a condom.

You aren't getting any unless you take a picture.
But even if you do take one, I'm still kicking you in the face. I remember what you did. :|

...
Wait so I get some if I take a picture?

What did I do? :c

...You won't know unless you take the picture, will you?

...Remember when we used to message each other daily? (why'd we stop?)
And I said the first thing I was gonna do when I got to Aussie was kick you in the face for every mean thing you've ever said to me? Yeah. I remembered.

... No dice.
THAT WAS FUCKING YEARS AGO, HOW'D YOU REMEMBER?
Also: we stopped cause you went through a phase when you were like never online lol

....Picture. Now.

I told you I'd remember. I'm magic like that.
And Oic. ...It's always my fault. OTL

... No, because I don't do anything for nothing.

KILL THE WITCH! BURN HER! BUUUUUUUUUUURN HER!

And that's because you're a wom--- /shot forever

But you'd get something in return.

-Flees!-

...Because I'm a what?
Wom...
Wom...
Wombat?
I r wombat now?

EXPLAIN WHAT. And I shall consider it.

-Catches and sets on fire- WIIIIIIITCH.
No, I meant woma--- you know what, let's just go with wombat.

But it's no fun if I tell you. :c

-equips cloak of Fire Resist- Muahaha! You cannot burn a true witch! ...I mean honestly, witches would know spells to counter that, right?

....Is there something wrong with me being a wombat? >.>

Then you get no photo.

Lol, I always wondered that. I would totally go back to the Middle Ages and be all like, "LISTEN FUCKWITS, HONESTLY, IF SHE WERE A FUCKING WITCH SHE'D GET OUT OF THIS. CEASE THIS TOMFOOLERY AND GO FROLIC IN THE BUSHES OR SOMETHING.

What ISN'T wrong with you being a wombat?

...You're no fun. :c

lolsame. xD
...What kinda bushes are they frolicking in?

...Wombats are awesome. :c
DON'T CRUSH MY DREAMS.

No, you're no fun 'cause you won't fuck me for a photo. :c /shot

They're frolicking in plants. Because back then everybody had chastity belts. /shot

Spoiler:

you want to be one of those?

I never said I wouldn't.

...That's no fun.
Let's go back and liven up the Middle Ages, k?

Dude wth no.
This:

Spoiler:

... Yes but you never said you would either. :c

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Let's do it. And we could cure the plague.
Sure, then they'll have AIDs, but oh well.

Wombats aren't always that cute. They're evil fuckers.

No I didn't.
I left it up to your imagination.

FUCK YES. AIDS will appear about 6 centuries too soon, but oh well.

Wombats are adorable. :c

But I don't like imagination. :c

EXACTLY. That's their problem. AND WE COULD GET RICH BY INVENTING THE CONDOM.

Yes, until they DESTROOOOOOOOOY you.

But imagination likes you. :c
You're breaking its little heart.

That answers so many questions about the Middle Ages. ._.
Q: Why was everything in the MA's about being "holier than thou"/slaying dragons(stfu they were real)/saving princesses/generally being prudes?
A: They didn't get enough sex.
SEE. IT MAKES SENSE NOW. -is shot-

Wombats = killers of mankind?


...Dude this is like the longest on-going quote ever. o3o;

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Omastar wrote:

Danni: GIVE UP. HE WON'T DO IT. TRUST ME, I HAVE TRIED. SO MANY TIMES.

Because unlike me he is not a camera whore.

I'll take one eventually.

And also: Because unlike you I am ugly.

I'm gonna hold you to that. :|

And no. No you are not.

I totally am.

Lies.

I never lie.

Brb.
Flying to Aussie-land so I can roundhouse kick Dan in the face.

I figure someone's gotta knock some sense into you.

K see you soon.
And bring a condom.

You aren't getting any unless you take a picture.
But even if you do take one, I'm still kicking you in the face. I remember what you did. :|

...
Wait so I get some if I take a picture?

What did I do? :c

...You won't know unless you take the picture, will you?

...Remember when we used to message each other daily? (why'd we stop?)
And I said the first thing I was gonna do when I got to Aussie was kick you in the face for every mean thing you've ever said to me? Yeah. I remembered.

... No dice.
THAT WAS FUCKING YEARS AGO, HOW'D YOU REMEMBER?
Also: we stopped cause you went through a phase when you were like never online lol

....Picture. Now.

I told you I'd remember. I'm magic like that.
And Oic. ...It's always my fault. OTL

... No, because I don't do anything for nothing.

KILL THE WITCH! BURN HER! BUUUUUUUUUUURN HER!

And that's because you're a wom--- /shot forever

But you'd get something in return.

-Flees!-

...Because I'm a what?
Wom...
Wom...
Wombat?
I r wombat now?

EXPLAIN WHAT. And I shall consider it.

-Catches and sets on fire- WIIIIIIITCH.
No, I meant woma--- you know what, let's just go with wombat.

But it's no fun if I tell you. :c

-equips cloak of Fire Resist- Muahaha! You cannot burn a true witch! ...I mean honestly, witches would know spells to counter that, right?

....Is there something wrong with me being a wombat? >.>

Then you get no photo.

Lol, I always wondered that. I would totally go back to the Middle Ages and be all like, "LISTEN FUCKWITS, HONESTLY, IF SHE WERE A FUCKING WITCH SHE'D GET OUT OF THIS. CEASE THIS TOMFOOLERY AND GO FROLIC IN THE BUSHES OR SOMETHING.

What ISN'T wrong with you being a wombat?

...You're no fun. :c

lolsame. xD
...What kinda bushes are they frolicking in?

...Wombats are awesome. :c
DON'T CRUSH MY DREAMS.

No, you're no fun 'cause you won't fuck me for a photo. :c /shot

They're frolicking in plants. Because back then everybody had chastity belts. /shot

Spoiler:

you want to be one of those?

I never said I wouldn't.

...That's no fun.
Let's go back and liven up the Middle Ages, k?

Dude wth no.
This:

Spoiler:

... Yes but you never said you would either. :c

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Let's do it. And we could cure the plague.
Sure, then they'll have AIDs, but oh well.

Wombats aren't always that cute. They're evil fuckers.

No I didn't.
I left it up to your imagination.

FUCK YES. AIDS will appear about 6 centuries too soon, but oh well.

Wombats are adorable. :c

But I don't like imagination. :c

EXACTLY. That's their problem. AND WE COULD GET RICH BY INVENTING THE CONDOM.

Yes, until they DESTROOOOOOOOOY you.

But imagination likes you. :c
You're breaking its little heart.

That answers so many questions about the Middle Ages. ._.
Q: Why was everything in the MA's about being "holier than thou"/slaying dragons(stfu they were real)/saving princesses/generally being prudes?
A: They didn't get enough sex.
SEE. IT MAKES SENSE NOW. -is shot-

Wombats = killers of mankind?


...Dude this is like the longest on-going quote ever. o3o;

TOO BAD. Sex > imagination. :c /shot

EXACTLY. They just needed a poke. If I were there, the Middle Ages would be known now as the PAAAAAAAAAARTY AGES/SEX AGES.

Yes. Along with bilbies.

GODDAMNIT PEOPLE. SPOILER YOUR QUOTES OR JUST QUOTE ONE THING. I DISLIKE SCROLLING.


dan doesn't want to take another pic cause he is a jonasfag.