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|  Subject: facade stageplay  Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:08 am | |
| i'll post my facade stageplays here - Spoiler:
FACADE STAGEPLAY
Sat Apr 10 13 06 39 2010
GRACE
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
TRIP
What, Grace... this?
GRACE
Yes, you know how I feel about it --
TRIP
I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
GRACE
You know I've had to ask you about this several -- -- (interrupted)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
Get off my back! -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Uhp, he's here!
GRACE
What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now!
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
No, he's supposed to be here now!
CHRIS
Yo!
GRACE
God... Trip!
CHRIS
I'm out here!
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Chris!!
TRIP
Hey! It's been too long, man! How are you doing, you look great!
CHRIS
Thanks.
TRIP
Ha ha ha!
TRIP
Wow, it's so great to see you after so long.
TRIP
Well come on in!
CHRIS
You too.
GRACE
No, no, here we are!
CHRIS
AAAAAAAAAAAA
GRACE
Uh...
GRACE
Well, come in, make yourself at home...
CHRIS
OK.
GRACE
Oh, H-mmm (happy smile sound)
GRACE
And I have to say, you look great.
GRACE
Chris, seeing you again makes me remember the wonderful times we all used to have. -- (interrupted)
PHONE
** RING **
TRIP
Oh, I'll get it --
GRACE
No, no, we have a guest, we can let the answering machine pick it up.
PHONE
** RING **
CHRIS
It's okay.
GRACE
What? Oh, that's -- hmm, w, wait a second...
PHONE
** RING **
GRACE
(clears throat)
PHONE
** RING **
CHRIS
Go ahead and answer the phone.
GRACE
Oh, well, hold on...
ANSWERING MACHINE
** click **
ANSWERING MACHINE
You've reached the fabulous new home of Grace and Trip. Leave us a message!
GRACE
(clears throat)
(CHRIS hugs grace.)
GRACE
Oh, uh, you're hugging me...
ANSWERING MACHINE
** beep **
TRIP
Oh, that's nice of you. Grace, aren't you glad we invited him over?
ANSWERING MACHINE
Grace, this is your father, I thought I'd call to see how my lovely daughter is doing.
GRACE
(clears throat)
ANSWERING MACHINE
I want you and Trip to come up to the house this weekend, your mother and I are throwing a party for a senior VP at the firm, and you should be there.
GRACE
So, Chris, I'm hoping you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha.
ANSWERING MACHINE
Oh, and be sure to arrive early, I want to talk to you about this business about why you won't be attending your mother's Christmas Eve gala.
TRIP
Oh, Grace, let's not do that.
ANSWERING MACHINE
(clear throat) So, that's all. Uh, goodbye.
CHRIS
What do you mean? It looks nice.
TRIP
See, I told you he would like it! There's nothing wrong with it.
GRACE
(little sigh)
GRACE
So, about my decorating...
GRACE
(little sigh) This new painting above the couch is, uh, well, a -- an experiment...
TRIP
Grace tells me she was the highest bidder at an -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
It's nice.
GRACE
Oh, uh...
GRACE
(little sigh) So yeah, I just bought this painting...
GRACE
but when I see it hanging here, in this room... it looks to me like an amateur painted it.
TRIP
uhh...
CHRIS
I like it.
GRACE
Really?
TRIP
See, Grace, you're the only one unhappy with your decorating.
GRACE
It just seems stupid to pay for a painting that I could have just as easily painted myself.
TRIP
Grace, sweetheart, your decorating is fine, okay? Besides this painting is a great investment, I'm sure.
GRACE
Huh, you two really are getting along well tonight, heh...
CHRIS
He's right.
TRIP
(little sigh)
TRIP
Ah, Chris, -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
Well.
GRACE
W -- wait, wait, what's wrong, Trip?
GRACE
Trip, it's okay if we disagree in front of our friend --
TRIP
We're NOT disagreeing.
TRIP
We're not disagreeing.
TRIP
Oh, Chris, I thought you might like this photo I just put up from our recent trip to Italy.
GRACE
Uhh, it's a beautiful picture of the Italian countryside, of course he'll like it!
TRIP
Grace, I know you don't like it, but our friend might.
GRACE
(short petulant sigh)
CHRIS
Are you two having problems?
TRIP
Wait...
TRIP
You think I'm...
TRIP
to blame...
TRIP
Ha ha, ha, oh, you're -- you're quite the kidder tonight, ha ha ha...
GRACE
Ha ha, yeah...
TRIP
Ha, never afraid to push our buttons, ha ha ha, heh... -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
I can see it obviously.
TRIP
Oh, you'll never guess where I took that picture.
GRACE
Is this really something you want to brag about, Trip?
TRIP
(little sigh) I'll tell you about it in a sec.
GRACE
By the way, anybody, join me on the couch if you like.
TRIP
Um... uhh, Now, Chris, in one word, what does this picture say to you?
GRACE
Say to you... say to you... yes, good question, good question.
(CHRIS points to the italy picture.)
TRIP
Grace stayed behind in the hotel room when I was out taking this picture, so...
CHRIS
It's certainly a nice photo.
TRIP
Well, actually, this trip to Italy was meant to be our second honeymoon!
GRACE
Oh, was that what it was? Huh, I'm always the last to know. -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
Really?
TRIP
Y -- yeah, yeah, uh, our -- our second honeymoon picture says...
CHRIS
That's nice.
GRACE
Chris, this is making you uncomfortable. See Trip, was it really worth it to fly us all the way to Italy so you could take that inane picture?
(CHRIS sits on the couch.)
TRIP
Grace...!
GRACE
(little sigh) I'll take the picture down later tonight before I go to bed.
(CHRIS gets up from the couch.)
TRIP
(short petulant sigh)
TRIP
uhh...
GRACE
On second thought, I don't feel like sitting, uhh.
GRACE
Okay, well, you and I are getting along better tonight than I first thought!
TRIP
Oh no, Chris, I just realized... I'm sorry!
GRACE
What?!
TRIP
I haven't gotten us drinks!
GRACE
tuhh...
TRIP
Oh and please, please, I need us to break in my new expensive set of cocktail making accessories.
GRACE
Trip would try to serve you one of his high class drinks before even saying hello if he could.
TRIP
Why don't I make us one of my new drink inventions,
TRIP
I call it Grace's Inner Soul. -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
I'll take a drink.
TRIP
You -- you don't want my invention?
GRACE
It's a secret -- Trip doesn't even like the taste of alcohol.
TRIP
What?! So, uhh,
TRIP
Chris, how -- how does that sound?
GRACE
Chris, I think Trip is pressuring you too much... how about just a simple glass of white wine?
TRIP
(exhale very tense)
CHRIS
I'll take Trip's stuff.
TRIP
Yeah, no, I'm going to make this drink for us!
TRIP
Our friend is here, we're going to enjoy ourselves, that's all there is to it!
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
TRIP
Grace, everybody loves my drinks, you know that, don't you? Everybody!
(CHRIS comforts grace.)
GRACE
Well, of course Trip, after all, you got enough practice when you were a real bartender.
TRIP
What?
GRACE
In college, you were a bartender.
CHRIS
Come on, Grace. It's okay.
TRIP
How do you know about that?
GRACE
Oh I know you were trying to keep it a big secret, but... one time my friends and I went slumming off-campus to some crappy bar in the sticks, and we saw you there.
CHRIS
Wait.
TRIP
Oh, that's great.
TRIP
Uhh, you're driving me insane!
CHRIS
Wait, wait, wait.
TRIP
Goddamn slumming it off campus... -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Huh? What are you saying to me?
TRIP
You hide things from me! You're so distant! You...
TRIP
You do, you hide things from me!
GRACE
(impatient sigh) Chris, I...
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
TRIP
Yeah, Chris, -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
Guys, wait.
TRIP
Yeah, okay, okay, again with that, yeah, okay...
GRACE
Goddamn second honeymoon...
GRACE
Trip, our whole marriage, you're so... controlling!
TRIP
Oh, god...!
CHRIS
You guys can work this out.
TRIP
Alright, you know what, Chris,
TRIP
I need to ask you something.
GRACE
Trip --
TRIP
Grace, let me ask our guest a question.
TRIP
Chris, yes or no...
TRIP
Marriage is about saying yes to the other person, even if you're not sure about it, right?
GRACE
What?
TRIP
I mean, if your husband -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
Yes.
GRACE
What...?!
GRACE
Oh, yes, that's fine... that's fine...
GRACE
You keep trying to tell me you love me, Trip, that you're so romantic, but I know you're hiding something from me, goddammit!
TRIP
Oh, Christ...!
TRIP
Yeah, go on, get out of my face!
CHRIS
Wait!
TRIP
I can't even frigging look at you.
TRIP
Oh... Shit!
CHRIS
I'm sorry.
TRIP
What are you saying? What?
GRACE
What? Are you talking to me?
TRIP
What's it to you?
TRIP
Chris, this is not normal, this has never happened.
TRIP
uhh...
CHRIS
Is it my fault?
GRACE
Chris, in -- in what you said before, about marriage... I think that shows us something about Trip.
TRIP
Oh, we're talking about me, are we?
GRACE
What?
GRACE
Trip, it's your fault -- ten years ago, freshly married and just out of college,
GRACE
you convinced me to go into advertising, instead of art!
TRIP
What?
GRACE
If it weren't for you, I could be a real artist by now.
TRIP
Uhh... Chris, uhh...
CHRIS
Please don't fight.
GRACE
Ah!
TRIP
Chris, you're saying I'm... angry?
TRIP
God... it makes me so angry.
GRACE
What?
TRIP
Chris, did I ever tell you how she humiliated me at a gallery in front of her 'artist' friends?
CHRIS
I don't remember that story.
TRIP
No?
GRACE
Trip, whatever I really said, I'm sure you deserved it.
TRIP
Uhh...
GRACE
Chris, what, is there something I should do?
TRIP
Look, let's talk about us both, not just one of us.
CHRIS
If you're feeling bad, tell him.
GRACE
You know what's so annoying, is when you pretend to be all 'romantic'!
TRIP
What...?
GRACE
Trip, it is such an act!
TRIP
Oh my God... Chris, what... uhh...
CHRIS
I'm sorry if I am causing problems
GRACE
No?
TRIP
Thank you, you disagree, that helps us! See, Grace, you twist it into something bad! It's so typical!
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
CHRIS
Don't argue.
TRIP
Okay, I've had enough of this bullshit!!
TRIP
Chris, I know what you're trying to hint at...
TRIP
about us...
TRIP
about our marriage...
TRIP
Do you really want the truth? Huh?
TRIP
Chris, do you want to hear it?
CHRIS
Okay.
TRIP
Grace?
GRACE
Yes...!
TRIP
Chris, see I've actually been paying close attention to what you've been saying.
TRIP
You've been pushing me tonight.
TRIP
It makes me wonder if you're really my friend or not.
GRACE
Trip!
TRIP
Chris, come on -- yes or no...
CHRIS
I am your friend.
TRIP
Do you really think that...
TRIP
praising Grace...
TRIP
telling me I'm angry...
TRIP
but especially what you said about saying 'yes' to the other person...
TRIP
that all that is supposed to help us realize something about us?
CHRIS
I'm sorry.
TRIP
Is all of that arguing intended to mean something, or...
TRIP
No, Chris, I just want a yes or no.
CHRIS
I just want you two to be happy.
TRIP
No? Huh, well, I thought it did add up to something, actually.
TRIP
Grace...
TRIP
uhh...
TRIP
I forced you to marry me, didn't I.
CHRIS
I just want you two to be happy.
TRIP
When I proposed to you, in front of your parents, on Christmas Eve, and...
TRIP
I knew you wouldn't be capable of saying no.
GRACE
You manipulated me.
GRACE
And I never did anything about it.
TRIP
Yes.
GRACE
And here we are.
TRIP
uhh...
GRACE
uhh...
GRACE
Oh my God...!
TRIP
Chris, I --
GRACE
I'm going to give you the truth too, Trip.
TRIP
What?!
GRACE
Trip...
GRACE
uhh...
GRACE
In college... I was in love with someone else.
TRIP
What?!
GRACE
An art major, named Vince.
TRIP
An art major named Vince --
GRACE
And...
GRACE
And I slept with him.
TRIP
Y -- y -- you what?
GRACE
The night before you proposed to me.
GRACE
I jinxed our marriage, Trip.
GRACE
I jinxed it. I'm sorry.
GRACE
This is all my fault.
TRIP
Uhh... huhh... ho... wow... uhh...
TRIP
Uhh... I'm glad you finally told me.
TRIP
Jesus...!
TRIP
Okay, Chris, Grace, I have one more thing to say...
CHRIS
Is everything all right now?
GRACE
Again?!
TRIP
Grace, I know you want to be an artist.
TRIP
But I could never be married to you if you were.
GRACE
What?
TRIP
I can't... I -- I just can't...
GRACE
But Trip --
TRIP
When I married you, see, I was sure I could convince you to give it up, to -- to go into advertising.
GRACE
Uhh...
TRIP
And -- and I did it, and it worked.
TRIP
But now... I -- I don't know, Grace...
TRIP
(big sigh) I don't know...
GRACE
uhh...
GRACE
Oh my God...!
GRACE
This changes everything...
TRIP
Yeah.
CHRIS
Wait, hold on.
GRACE
You finally admitted it -- you just don't want me to be an artist...
TRIP
You feel like you ruined everything from the start...
TRIP
I manipulated you into marrying me...
GRACE
No, I -- I let it happen...
CHRIS
Is everything all right?
TRIP
Chris, I --
GRACE
Chris, we...
TRIP
Look, uh, we need to talk...
GRACE
Yeah.
TRIP
And no, Chris, you don't need to say anything more...
TRIP
Chris, Thanks for coming over, you... I think you helped us.
CHRIS
No problem.
GRACE
And no, Chris, please, it's okay...
CHRIS
All right then.
GRACE
Bye. Thanks.
(Trip closes the front door.)
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| | Subject: Re: facade stageplay Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:17 am | |
| i decided to fuck with them this time - Spoiler:
FACADE STAGEPLAY
Sat Apr 10 13 17 03 2010
GRACE
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
TRIP
What, Grace... this?
GRACE
Yes, you know how I feel about it --
TRIP
I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!
GRACE
You know I've had to ask you about this several --
TRIP
Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just a minute!
GRACE
Fine, Trip... fine...
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
CHRIS
Hello? I'm out here.
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Chris!!
TRIP
Hey! I thought I heard someone out here! God it's been so long since we've seen you! -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
Hey!
TRIP
Uh...
TRIP
Y -- yeah, yeah...
TRIP
Well come on in...
TRIP
Uh, let me go get Grace...
TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)
GRACE
No, no, here we are!
GRACE
Chris,
GRACE
Hi! How are you? Oh god it's been such a long time!
TRIP
Yeah, how -- how are you doing? -- (interrupted)
GRACE
I just asked him that...
CHRIS
I've been good. How about you?
GRACE
H-mmm (happy smile sound)
GRACE
And, I've got to say, you look really good!
GRACE
Well, come on in, make yourself at home!
CHRIS
You guys look nice too.
GRACE
Chris, that's a... that's an interesting way to say hello...
GRACE
you're such a kidder, ha ha...
CHRIS
...
GRACE
So, Chris, I'm hoping you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha.
(Trip closes the front door.)
TRIP
Oh, Grace, let's not do that.
CHRIS
Hmm...
TRIP
See, I told you he would like it! There's nothing wrong with it.
CHRIS
Wait.
GRACE
Oh, well...
GRACE
(little sigh) So about this wedding picture here...
GRACE
it obviously just does not go anymore... I mean, with my new decorating and all.
TRIP
Oh, Grace...
TRIP
(little impatient sigh)
CHRIS
Maybe if you moved it somewhere?
TRIP
Well, it's impressive... even after a full day's work designing magazine ads, Grace somehow finds time to decorate...
GRACE
Ha ha, I guess it's just the artist in me dying to get out.
GRACE
I'm sure I can return most of this, and try to start over again on this room...
CHRIS
I'm kind of thirsty.
TRIP
Oh, yeah, let me fix us all some drinks in a sec!
TRIP
Good news, I just fully loaded the bar, with the real quality stuff... only the best for my guests.
TRIP
See, Grace, no one has a problem with your decorating, it's fine!
GRACE
Well, I plan to return most of this anyhow. This room needs to be redone.
TRIP
(little sigh)
TRIP
So! Drinks!
TRIP
So, what's your poison?
TRIP
How does a martini sound?
TRIP
I just got a hold of this rare imported Icelandic vermouth I want you to try!
CHRIS
Okay.
GRACE
uhh... you and -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Perfect!
GRACE
No no,
GRACE
Chris, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water?
TRIP
Oh come on...
CHRIS
Surprise me.
GRACE
Okay! Trip, you heard him!
TRIP
No no, that's fine, that's fine...
TRIP
(little sigh) I'll just make something nice for myself then...
TRIP
Grace, I don't want to drink alone, what do you say, join me in a nice cocktail?
GRACE
I'm not in the mood to drink tonight.
GRACE
Just cranberry juice for me.
TRIP
Okay.
CHRIS
Actually, I'll take a martini instead
TRIP
Well... you two are all chummy already... that's, that's good...
GRACE
(big sigh)
GRACE
Oh God, Chris, this isn't much fun for you, is it?
TRIP
What?
CHRIS
No, I'm okay.
GRACE
You know, something I was thinking of --
GRACE
Trip, Jesus, I can't hear myself think!
TRIP
Sorry, sorry.
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
(CHRIS comforts grace.)
GRACE
Oh! you're hugging me, ha ha ha...
TRIP
Chris, I think you're trying to get on Grace's good side tonight.
GRACE
(clears throat)
TRIP
Alright Grace, your drink is ready.
CHRIS
Is there a problem?
GRACE
Thanks.
TRIP
Chris, I -- I want you to look at this photo from our recent trip to Italy...
GRACE
(impatient sigh) Trip, maybe our friend would prefer --
TRIP
Grace, just because you don't like it, doesn't mean our friend won't...
(Grace sips her Grace's drink.)
CHRIS
I wish I could go to Italy.
TRIP
Flirting with me isn't exactly the way to get on my good side tonight.
CHRIS
FUCK YOU MAN
TRIP
(nervous coughing) -- (interrupted)
GRACE
uh...
CHRIS
YOU ALL SUCK
CHRIS
AAAAAAAAAAAA
TRIP
That's really...
GRACE
uh...
CHRIS
I GAVE GRACE AIDS
GRACE
He just...
TRIP
um...
TRIP
You're being...
TRIP
W -- what -- what we really need to do... um...
TRIP
We need to call the...
CHRIS
You want AIDS?
GRACE
Right...
TRIP
that guy we met in the elevator...
GRACE
make sure... uh, they don't make that mistake again...
TRIP
Ah, yes, right! Yeah... -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
I'm going to kill you all.
TRIP
Alright, Chris, that's it, you've got to leave.
CHRIS
JUST KIDDING!
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
We'll be fine -- just go.
(Trip closes the front door.)
CHRIS
You're gay!
CHRIS
MAN LOVER!
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| | Subject: Re: facade stageplay Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:22 am | |
| FACADE STAGEPLAY Sat Apr 10 13 21 55 2010 - Spoiler:
TRIP
Where are the new wine glasses?
GRACE
What for?
TRIP
That should be obvious!
GRACE
Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please!
TRIP
Jesus Grace, come on, I'm not asking a lot here!
GRACE
What -- Trip, don't give me that look!
GRACE
You're going to drive me crazy!
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
Oh, he's here!
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
GRACE
What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
No, he's right on time!
GRACE
Trip...!
CHRIS
LET ME IN
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Chris!!
TRIP
Hey! God it's been so long since we've seen you! How are you doing, man? -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
WHY AM I HERE
TRIP
Uh...
TRIP
Well come on in...
TRIP
Uh, it'll be just a sec while I go get Grace...
CHRIS
i have a sore throat
TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)
CHRIS
fuck this
TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)
(CHRIS points to the elevator button.)
(CHRIS points to the elevator button.)
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| | Subject: Re: facade stageplay Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:28 am | |
| - Spoiler:
FACADE STAGEPLAY
Sat Apr 10 13 27 56 2010
GRACE
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
TRIP
What, Grace... this?
GRACE
Yes, you know how I feel about it --
TRIP
I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!
GRACE
You know I've had to ask you about this several --
TRIP
Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just a minute!
GRACE
Fine, Trip... fine...
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Chris!!
TRIP
Hey! I thought I heard someone out here! Great to see you! It's been a while, how's it going?
CHRIS
I didn't say anything.
TRIP
Uh...
TRIP
Well, anyway... why don't you come in...
CHRIS
How did you know I was here?
TRIP
Y -- yeah, come in, heh...
TRIP
Uh, let me go get Grace...
TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)
CHRIS
Hurry up.
GRACE
No, no, here we are!
CHRIS
Finally.
GRACE
Uh...
GRACE
Well, come in, make yourself at home...
CHRIS
Move.
TRIP
Whoops, I need to go close the door. -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Oh, Chris, you've got to take a look at this amazing photo from our recent trip to Italy...
(Trip closes the front door.)
GRACE
(impatient sigh) Trip... -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
FUCK ITALY
GRACE
Um, wait...
GRACE
You think we should....
GRACE
have more sex...
CHRIS
... sure why not
TRIP
Ha ha, ha, oh, you're -- you're quite the kidder tonight, ha ha ha...
CHRIS
i can join in too
GRACE
Ha, yeah, ha ha...
TRIP
Ha ha, heh, never afraid to say anything that pops into your mind, ha heh heh... -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
let's have a threesome
TRIP
(nervous coughing)
GRACE
uh...!
CHRIS
right here right now
TRIP
geez, I'm not, uh...
GRACE
wha...!
TRIP
why...
GRACE
ha ha ha ha ha, heh...
TRIP
ha ha...
TRIP
ha ha ha!
GRACE
ha ha ha ha ha!!
TRIP
Ha ha ha, Chris,
GRACE
heh heh heh...
TRIP
heh, you had me going there for a sec...
CHRIS
grace got a sex change
TRIP
heh, ha ha...
TRIP
You're not afraid to say anything, are you?
TRIP
put us on the spot...
TRIP
heh heh, you're crazy, you know that?
TRIP
heh, ha ha... -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
i raped her when she was five
CHRIS
i'm gay for you trip
TRIP
this...
(CHRIS kisses trip.)
TRIP
You know what, Chris, that's it, you need to leave.
(Trip opens the front door.)
CHRIS
AHAHAHAHAHA
TRIP
We'll be fine -- just go.
(Trip closes the front door.)
CHRIS
YES THAT WAS HILARIOUS
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| | Subject: Re: facade stageplay Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:42 am | |
| - Spoiler:
FACADE STAGEPLAY
Sat Apr 10 13 40 48 2010
GRACE
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
TRIP
What, Grace... this?
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
GRACE
Yes, you know how I feel about it -- -- (interrupted)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
I know -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Uhp, he's here!
GRACE
What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now!
CHRIS
yo
TRIP
No, he's supposed to be here now!
GRACE
God... Trip!
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Chris!!
TRIP
Hey! It's been too long, man! How are you doing, -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
suck my dick
TRIP
Uh...
TRIP
Well come on in...
TRIP
Uh, I'll -- I'll go get Grace...
TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)
CHRIS
k
(CHRIS picks up the phone.)
TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)
TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)
(CHRIS puts down the phone.)
(CHRIS picks up the phone.)
(CHRIS sits on the couch.)
GRACE
Chris,
GRACE
Hi! How are you? I'm so happy to see you after so long!
TRIP
Yeah, yeah, how are you doing?
GRACE
I just asked him that...
CHRIS
don't you see i'm on the phone
TRIP
Well, I -- (interrupted)
GRACE
Uh...
GRACE
Well, anyway... make yourself at home...
TRIP
Huh, I'll close the door.
(CHRIS gets up from the couch.)
TRIP
Heh heh, Chris, -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
wait
TRIP
Oh, well, uh, I've -- I've missed you.
(Trip closes the front door.)
TRIP
Hey, I just realized something.
GRACE
What...
TRIP
Oh, tonight's a special night! A celebration in fact!
GRACE
It is?
TRIP
Chris, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us.
TRIP
Senior year of college!
GRACE
Oh... geez...
TRIP
Remember that?
TRIP
Um, well, without you, we wouldn't even have this celebration.
GRACE
So, Chris, -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
i dropped my keys outside
GRACE
Oh, um, well... I want to ask you...
GRACE
Uhh, you know, I've been collecting these little glass sculptures for God knows how long now.
TRIP
I always hear people talking -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
they're gay
TRIP
Well hold on, hold on, take a closer look, give it a chance to soak in a little.
GRACE
(frustrated sigh) So I've been collecting all these sculptures...
GRACE
but now whenever I look at them, I suddenly get such a... such a... headache!
TRIP
Oh, Grace...
CHRIS
this one looks like a penis
TRIP
uh... uh, heh heh...
GRACE
(nervous coughing)
TRIP
geez, I'm not, uh...
TRIP
what...
GRACE
wha...!
TRIP
ha ha...
CHRIS
i'm going to commit suicide
GRACE
ha ha...
TRIP
ha ha ha!
GRACE
ha ha ha ha!!
TRIP
Ha ha ha, Chris,
CHRIS
right now
GRACE
heh heh...
TRIP
heh, you had me going there for a sec...
CHRIS
i'm serious
TRIP
heh, ha ha...
TRIP
You're not afraid to say anything, are you?
TRIP
put us on the spot...
TRIP
heh heh, you're crazy, you know that?
(CHRIS puts down the phone.)
TRIP
ha ha...
(CHRIS picks up the red wine bottle.)
TRIP
(big sigh)
TRIP
Anyway... what were we talking about, heh?
(CHRIS puts down the red wine bottle.)
TRIP
I'm gonna fix us some drinks.
(CHRIS picks up a trinket 1.)
TRIP
Ah, you need to help me break in my expensive new set of cocktail making accessories.
(CHRIS puts down a trinket 1.)
TRIP
So, what's your poison?
TRIP
How does a martini sound?
(CHRIS sits on the couch.)
(CHRIS points to the big abstract painting.)
GRACE
Oh that new painting, yes, well, I'm trying to decide if I like it...
(CHRIS gets up from the couch.)
(CHRIS points to the big abstract painting.)
TRIP
Well I know a good investment when I see it.
(CHRIS points to the little painting.)
GRACE
(clears throat)
TRIP
Uh, well, you know what, I'm just going to make you a martini.
(CHRIS points to the wedding photo.)
(CHRIS points to the wedding photo.)
GRACE
No no,
GRACE
Chris, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water?
TRIP
Oh... you know our wedding picture is the first thing everyone notices when they enter the room. -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Chris, -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Chris, are you -- are you leaving the room?
TRIP
(little sigh) Anyway... I can't remember what we were talking about...
CHRIS
i am a king
GRACE
W -- wait, wait, what's wrong, Trip?
GRACE
Trip, it's okay if we disagree in front of our friend --
TRIP
Disagreeing?! We're NOT disagreeing.
CHRIS
do you have a playstation
GRACE
What...?
TRIP
Oh, Chris, I thought you might like this photo I just put up from our recent trip to Italy.
GRACE
Uhh, it's a beautiful picture of the Italian countryside, of course he'll like it!
TRIP
Grace, I know you don't like it, but our friend might.
TRIP
Chris, Come take look at this!
GRACE
God, this evening is getting more exhilarating by the minute...
GRACE
(little sigh)
GRACE
Chris, this is making you uncomfortable. See Trip, was it really worth it to fly us all the way to Italy so you could take that inane picture?
GRACE
(little sigh) I'll take the picture down later tonight before I go to bed.
TRIP
Grace...!
TRIP
(short petulant sigh)
TRIP
Chris, this trip to Italy was meant to be our second honeymoon.
GRACE
Oh, was that what it was? Huh, I'm always the last to know.
TRIP
Grace, I wanted us to spend some time together...!
(CHRIS picks up the white wine bottle.)
GRACE
Trip thinks carting me off to Europe will, how did you put it, thaw me out a little bit?
(CHRIS puts down the white wine bottle.)
TRIP
Ahh, this is bullshit!
(CHRIS picks up the brass bull.)
GRACE
Ahh, no, you're full of shit!
GRACE
Thaw me out...
(CHRIS puts down the brass bull.)
GRACE
Trip, you think you're so romantic... but no you're trying to manipulate me!
TRIP
(little impatient sigh) -- (interrupted)
(CHRIS kisses trip.)
TRIP
Look, just quit the flirting right now, I'm warning you!
TRIP
Goddamn italy...
TRIP
I try to reach out to you, I try to be romantic with you, but you're cold, -- (interrupted)
(CHRIS kisses grace.)
GRACE
Okay, yeah, I hear you, alright?
(CHRIS kisses trip.)
GRACE
Okay, you know what, Chris,
GRACE
I need to ask you something.
TRIP
Grace --
GRACE
Trip, let me ask our guest a question.
(CHRIS picks up a martini glass 1.)
(CHRIS puts down a martini glass 1.)
GRACE
Chris, yes or no...
(CHRIS picks up a martini glass 2.)
(CHRIS puts down a martini glass 2.)
(CHRIS picks up a martini glass 3.)
(CHRIS puts down a martini glass 3.)
GRACE
In a marriage, shouldn't you try to help the other person get what they want?
(CHRIS picks up a martini glass 4.)
(CHRIS puts down a martini glass 4.)
TRIP
What?
GRACE
I mean, marriage is supposed to be about what the _other person wants_, not what _you want_, right? -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
just get a divorce
GRACE
Look, you don't need answer, I don't need to hear anymore!
GRACE
You keep trying to tell me you love me, Trip, that you're so romantic, but I know you're hiding something from me, goddammit!
CHRIS
kill him
TRIP
Oh, Jesus...!
TRIP
Yeah, go on, get out of my face!
TRIP
I can't even frigging look at you.
TRIP
Goddammit, Grace!
TRIP
uhh!
CHRIS
uhh
TRIP
What are you saying? What?
GRACE
What, I can't hear you, are you talking to me?
TRIP
No!
TRIP
Chris, this has never ever happened before...! -- (interrupted)
GRACE
Oh, God!!
GRACE
uhh!
(CHRIS comforts grace.)
GRACE
Chris, we're not normally like this, I don't know what's going on... -- (interrupted)
(CHRIS kisses grace.)
GRACE
Hey, stop it, goddamn it!
TRIP
What? Are you talking about me in there?
GRACE
I'm not talking to you!
GRACE
Chris, (annoyed sigh) Trip is just so...
TRIP
Oh ho, so we're talking about me, are we?
GRACE
What?
GRACE
Damn it, Trip, you and my parents are always planning these stupid trips I have to go on..
CHRIS
hit him
TRIP
They're vacations! Expensive ones at that! -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
come on
GRACE
No?
TRIP
Ah, you want to know more. Thank you, that helps her. Grace, you never want to go on vacation with me and your parents - so I have to plan everything!
CHRIS
hit him
GRACE
Uhh..
TRIP
Look, let's talk about us both, not just one of us.
GRACE
I think Trip's afraid of visiting his parents. He does everything he can to avoid seeing them.
TRIP
Afraid of my parents?! My parents are idiots.
GRACE
No, it's true...
CHRIS
i'm stealing your wine
TRIP
Chris, does it look like I want to fix you drinks right now?
CHRIS
i said i'm stealing it you dumbass
TRIP
No don't criticize me anymore, it's just going to turn this even more ugly!
CHRIS
like your mom
GRACE
Trip, why can't you be more like your parents? They're real.
TRIP
Yeah, real tacky. -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
real gay that is
TRIP
No?
TRIP
See Grace? Even our friend thinks they're tacky.
GRACE
Oh god...
GRACE
Let's talk some more about us, our relationship.
GRACE
I think... I think... Trip and I are drifting... I'm afraid we're becoming... disconnected... -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
get laid
TRIP
Okay, Chris, you know what? I think you should leave.
TRIP
I'm sorry, but, uhh, I don't know what the deal is with you tonight.
CHRIS
wait
(Trip opens the front door.)
CHRIS
you're gay
TRIP
We'll be fine -- just go.
(Trip closes the front door.)
CHRIS
man lover
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| | Subject: Re: facade stageplay Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:10 am | |
| he didn't even let me in lolol - Spoiler:
FACADE STAGEPLAY
Sat Apr 10 17 09 33 2010
TRIP
Where are the new wine glasses?
GRACE
What for?
TRIP
That should be obvious!
GRACE
Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please!
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
Uhp, he's here!
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
GRACE
What?! You said he's coming an hour from now! -- (interrupted)
TRIP
No, he's supposed to be here now!
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
GRACE
Trip...!
(Trip opens the front door.)
CHRIS
Suck my dick, nigger.
TRIP
Chris!!
TRIP
Ah I'm so happy you could make it! -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
You're a fag.
(Trip closes the front door.)
CHRIS
HAHAHAHAHA
CHRIS
YES
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| | Subject: Re: facade stageplay Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:21 am | |
| this one sucked - Spoiler:
FACADE STAGEPLAY
Sat Apr 10 17 20 52 2010
TRIP
Where are the new wine glasses?
GRACE
What for?
TRIP
That should be obvious!
GRACE
Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please!
TRIP
Jesus Grace, come on, I'm not asking a lot here! -- (interrupted)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
Uhp, he's here!
GRACE
What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!
TRIP
No, he's supposed to be here now!
GRACE
Trip...!
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Chris!!
TRIP
Hi! It's so great to see you! -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
Guys, I have terrible news.
TRIP
Uh...
TRIP
Well anyway... come in, I guess...
GRACE
No, no, here we are!
CHRIS
Don't you want to know my news?
GRACE
Chris,
GRACE
Hi! How are you? Oh god it's been such a long time! -- (interrupted)
GRACE
Uh...
GRACE
Well, anyway... make yourself at home...
CHRIS
I've been having some bad luck.
TRIP
I'm just going to go close the door.
TRIP
Oh, Chris, take a look at this photo I just put up from our trip to Italy a couple -- (interrupted)
(Trip closes the front door.)
CHRIS
My house got broken into.
GRACE
What...?
TRIP
Ha... Chris, that's why we like you, you're not afraid to give us shit...
GRACE
Ha ha... yeah... (clears throat) Well I think Trip enjoyed that.
CHRIS
What? I got robbed!
CHRIS
This is serious!
TRIP
W -- well, come take a look!
GRACE
Chris, come over here and sit on the couch with me.
CHRIS
Can't you help me?
TRIP
Oh, ha ha, thanks --
GRACE
Chris, you're always so sweet to us. Isn't he sweet. -- (interrupted)
GRACE
Trip, darling, your obsession with that photo of yours is making our friend uncomfortable.
TRIP
(little sigh)
CHRIS
I GOT ROBBED! Don't you care?
TRIP
Oh, ha ha, I --
GRACE
Ah you seem to remember how much Trip likes compliments.
TRIP
(annoyed sigh)
TRIP
Okay, well, you and I are getting along better tonight than I first thought, heh heh!
GRACE
Yes, you -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
Never mind. I'm thirsty.
TRIP
Oh, yeah, let me fix us all some drinks in a sec!
TRIP
Ah, you need to help me break in my expensive new set of cocktail making accessories.
GRACE
So, about my decorating...
GRACE
Uhh, what I wanted with this room was some kind of post-modern style...
TRIP
Yeah, yeah...!
GRACE
but it is clearly not happening at all. This is such a mess.
TRIP
Oh, Grace...
CHRIS
Well, maybe with a little work...
GRACE
Oh, yeah, let me tell you about work! I'm the lead designer on a new project.
TRIP
Our project. -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
Sounds great.
TRIP
Yeah, yeah...
TRIP
Grace, it seems no one has a problem with your decorating...
GRACE
Trip, that's what you always say, but believe me, this room needs to be redone. Uhh, first chance I get I'm going to return whatever furniture they're willing to take ba
TRIP
Okay, okay, I tried... (little sigh)
TRIP
(little sigh)
TRIP
Ah, -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
Is there a problem?
GRACE
N -- no, wait, what's wrong, Trip?
GRACE
Trip, it's okay if we disagree in front of our friend --
TRIP
Disagreeing?! We're NOT disagreeing.
CHRIS
You just did.
GRACE
What...?
TRIP
So... drinks...
TRIP
Ah I know... I'm going to open us a magnificent, I mean, astounding Bordeaux.
TRIP
Top of the line, very rare, very difficult to acquire --
(CHRIS sits on the couch.)
(CHRIS gets up from the couch.)
GRACE
God Trip, you are such a wine snob. Just like my dad.
TRIP
I'll take that as a compliment. Chris, what do you say?
CHRIS
Sure.
TRIP
Perfect! Ooh, you're going to love this.
GRACE
No no,
GRACE
Chris, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water?
TRIP
Oh come on...
CHRIS
The wine sounds good.
TRIP
Yeah, no, we need to open this wine! Our friend is here, we're going to enjoy ourselves, that's all there is to it!
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
TRIP
I've been dying to try this Bordeaux for a long time, this is the perfect opportunity --
GRACE
That's not our anniversary wine is it?
GRACE
That's not the Bordeaux we saved from our wedding, that we were going to drink on our tenth wedding anniversary, RIGHT?!
CHRIS
Oh snap.
TRIP
Whoops.
TRIP
Ahh, this is bullshit!
GRACE
Ahh, no, you're full of shit!
GRACE
Our anniversary wine!
GRACE
Sometimes I feel like our whole marriage is just for show! I don't know what you really feel!
TRIP
(little impatient sigh) Chris, can you believe this?
TRIP
(frustrated sigh)
GRACE
Oh, Chris, yeah...
GRACE
I can predict what you'll say...
GRACE
The way you keep talking about Trip's goddamn drinks.
CHRIS
I'm sorry.
GRACE
Huh? What are you saying to me?
GRACE
Our anniversary wine!
GRACE
You so desperately want to be high class! So badly!
TRIP
Oh, Jesus...!
GRACE
Okay, you know what, Chris,
CHRIS
Are you mad at me?
GRACE
I need to ask you something.
TRIP
Grace --
GRACE
Trip, let me ask our guest a question.
GRACE
Chris, yes or no...
GRACE
In a marriage, shouldn't one person try to make their spouse a better person, even if they don't want it?
TRIP
What?
GRACE
I mean, even if they don't actually want it, shouldn't you help your spouse understand a better way to be? -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
You can't force things on people.
GRACE
What...?!
GRACE
Oh, alright... yes...
GRACE
Don't you see, Trip?! Our marriage... is a sham, Trip! Don't you see that? It's all fake, all pretend...
TRIP
Oh, Christ...!
CHRIS
THE PLOT THICKENS
TRIP
Uhh! Yeah, go on, go away!
TRIP
I can't stand frigging looking at you!
TRIP
Oh... Shit!
TRIP
uhh!
TRIP
Chris, this is -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
Maybe I should go apologize.
TRIP
What are you saying? What?
GRACE
What, I can't hear you, are you talking to me?
TRIP
I was not talking to you!
GRACE
Chris, (annoyed sigh) Trip is just so...
TRIP
Oh ho, so we're talking about me, are we?
GRACE
What?
GRACE
Trip, it's your fault -- ten years ago, freshly married and just out of college,
GRACE
you convinced me to go into advertising, instead of art!
TRIP
What?
GRACE
If it weren't for you, I could be a real artist by now.
TRIP
Uhh... Chris, uhh...
TRIP
That's bullshit.
GRACE
Uhh...
GRACE
Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us.
GRACE
I get so upset when I think about it... God, I regret it so much...
TRIP
What?
GRACE
Why did I let you convince me to give up painting?
TRIP
Oh, Christ... Chris, uhh...
CHRIS
I need a bandage. I'm bleeding.
TRIP
No?
TRIP
Thank you, you disagree, that helps us! Grace, see, you've twisted this all up, and you're acting like your whole goddamn life is over already!
CHRIS
WHAT THE HELL I AM INJURED
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
GRACE
Let's keep the focus on us, our relationship.
GRACE
Trip, can't you see, it's the way you speak, the way you talk to me...!
CHRIS
AGH
TRIP
What, I'm not allowed to be angry?
GRACE
You tell me what to do, you don't listen.
TRIP
Chris, I'm not telling her what to do, I'm trying to help her!
CHRIS
SHOVE THIS WINE UP YOUR ASS
TRIP
Chris, come on, I don't feel like fixing drinks at this moment!
GRACE
Chris, it's time that Trip finally just admits that our marriage --
TRIP
Grace, don't, no, you don't need to --
CHRIS
niggers.
GRACE
Admits -- (interrupted)
TRIP
You know what, Chris, that's it, you need to leave.
(CHRIS knocks on the front door.)
(CHRIS opens the front door.)
TRIP
Chris, come on, you've got to go.
(CHRIS points to the elevator button.)
(CHRIS points to the elevator button.)
CHRIS
fuck you
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| | Subject: Re: facade stageplay Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:28 am | |
| so i noticed one of the names was "dan" - Spoiler:
FACADE STAGEPLAY
Sat Apr 10 17 27 26 2010
GRACE
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
TRIP
What, Grace... this?
GRACE
Yes, you know how I feel about it --
TRIP
I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!
GRACE
You know I've had to ask you about this several -- -- (interrupted)
(Dan knocks on the front door.)
(Dan knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just -- (interrupted)
(Dan knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
Uhp, he's here!
GRACE
What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now!
TRIP
No, he's supposed to be here now!
GRACE
God... Trip!
(Trip opens the front door.)
DAN
I'm Dan, the serial killer kangaroo
TRIP
Dan!!
TRIP
Hey! It's been too long, man! -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Alright!
TRIP
Wow, it's so great to see you after so long.
TRIP
Well come on in!
DAN
I'll murder you all!
TRIP
Uh, n -- no, heh, come in!
TRIP
Uh, let me go get Grace...
TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)
DAN
In your sleep! You'll all die!
TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)
DAN
And then I'll put you in my pouch!
TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)
DAN
...
GRACE
Dan,
GRACE
Hi! How are you? I'm so happy to see you after so long!
TRIP
Yeah, it has been a long time.
DAN
I'll rape your dead body!
TRIP
Alright, Dan, that's it, you've got to leave.
TRIP
We can put up with a lot, but we have our limits, you know?
(Trip opens the front door.)
DAN
You'll all die!
TRIP
We'll be fine -- just go.
(Trip closes the front door.)
DAN
DIE!
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| | Subject: Re: facade stageplay Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:37 am | |
| - Spoiler:
FACADE STAGEPLAY
Sat Apr 10 17 35 35 2010
GRACE
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
TRIP
What, Grace... this?
GRACE
Yes, you know how I feel about it --
TRIP
I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!
GRACE
You know I've had to ask you about this several --
TRIP
Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just a minute!
GRACE
Fine, Trip... fine...
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
Uhp, he's here!
GRACE
What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!
TRIP
No, he's supposed to be here now!
GRACE
Trip...!
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Chris!!
CHRIS
i'm a nigger
TRIP
Hey! God it's been so long since we've seen you! -- (interrupted)
(Trip closes the front door.)
CHRIS
RACIST
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| | Subject: Re: facade stageplay Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:48 am | |
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FACADE STAGEPLAY
Sat Apr 10 17 47 27 2010
GRACE
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
TRIP
What, Grace... this?
GRACE
Yes, you know how I feel about it --
TRIP
I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!
GRACE
You know I've had to ask you about this several -- -- (interrupted)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Oh, he's here!
GRACE
What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now!
TRIP
No, he's right on time!
GRACE
God... Trip!
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Chris!!
TRIP
Hi! It's so great to see you! It's been a while how's it going? -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
Hello.
TRIP
Yeah, hi!
TRIP
Wow, it's so great to see you after so -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Uh, I'll -- I'll go get Grace...
GRACE
No, no, here we are!
GRACE
Chris,
CHRIS
Hello.
GRACE
Hi! How are you? Oh it's so nice to see you, it feels like it's been forever! -- (interrupted)
GRACE
H-mmm (happy smile sound)
GRACE
And I have to say, you look great.
GRACE
So come on in, make yourself -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
Group hug.
GRACE
Aw, H-mmm (happy smile sound)
TRIP
Heh heh, Chris, seeing you brings back good -- (interrupted)
PHONE
** RING **
(Trip closes the front door.)
TRIP
Oh, I'll get it --
GRACE
No, no, we have a guest, we can let the answering machine pick it up. -- (interrupted)
PHONE
** RING **
(CHRIS picks up the phone.)
PHONE
Grace? Hello?
GRACE
Chris, no! Please don't do that.
PHONE
Who is this? Grace is that you?
GRACE
Uhh, it's my dad, I can hear his voice.
PHONE
I don't recognize your voice...
TRIP
Oh!
PHONE
Excuse me, I must have the wrong number... ** click **
GRACE
Okay, he's being annoying, as usual... just -- just hang it up.
(CHRIS puts down the phone.)
GRACE
Oh, good, you hung up. I can call him back later, or in a few days, heh.
TRIP
I wanted to say hello --
GRACE
No no, Trip, we're entertaining a friend in our new apartment...
GRACE
the last thing I want to do is talk to my parents.
TRIP
Well, Grace's parents... They're something else, really classy people --
GRACE
Uhh, no, they're impossible, they're always expecting me to act like the dutiful daughter, it's so annoying. -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
I have a question.
GRACE
N -- no, no, talking about my parents is just going to frustrate me.
GRACE
Well, we're all friends here...
CHRIS
Not about them.
TRIP
Heh heh, Chris, seeing you brings back good memories, you know? -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
I have to ask something.
TRIP
Oh, well, uh, I've -- I've missed you.
TRIP
Whoa I just realized something!
GRACE
What...
CHRIS
Want to buy some weed?
TRIP
Uh -- well, tonight is special!
TRIP
Chris, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us.
TRIP
Senior year of college!
GRACE
Oh... god...
TRIP
Remember that?
CHRIS
Free weed. Right here.
TRIP
We really want to thank you for years and years of...
GRACE
Pain.
TRIP
Heh heh heh... Agony.
CHRIS
Okay, weed and crack.
GRACE
Love. -- (interrupted)
TRIP
(nervous coughing)
GRACE
uh...!
TRIP
geez, I'm not, uh...
GRACE
wha...!
TRIP
(nervous coughing)
GRACE
ha ha...
GRACE
ha ha ha ha ha!!
TRIP
ha ha, heh...
TRIP
heh, ha ha ha!
TRIP
Ha ha ha, Chris,
CHRIS
Don't you want marijuana?
GRACE
heh heh heh...
TRIP
heh heh, you had me going there for a sec...
TRIP
heh, ha ha...
TRIP
You're not afraid to say anything, are you?
CHRIS
I have it right here, see?
TRIP
put us on the spot...
TRIP
heh heh, you're crazy, you know that?
TRIP
ha ha...
TRIP
(big sigh)
TRIP
Anyway, uh... what were we -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
Want to buy some crack?
TRIP
uh...
GRACE
uh...
TRIP
Why...
CHRIS
Fine, nevermind.
GRACE
He...
TRIP
uh...
GRACE
should we...
GRACE
He just...
GRACE
Let's get the um... the um...
GRACE
Oh we need to make sure we -- we look at... uh...
TRIP
Right, yeah...
GRACE
that can of preserved fruit or what -- whatever it is...
TRIP
it needs to be aired out again...
GRACE
Uh good idea, yeah, yeah...
GRACE
(long release sigh)
GRACE
yeah...
TRIP
(little sigh)
TRIP
Ah, Chris, you probably didn't come here to hear this, heh...
GRACE
What?
CHRIS
I came here to sell cocaine.
GRACE
What...?
GRACE
You know, ever since we got married, Trip is forever trying to get me to buy new furniture, and redecorate,
GRACE
and -- and it's true, I kind of enjoy it but... -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
Do you want some marijuana?
TRIP
Well, you have to appreciate how after a full day's work designing magazine ads, Grace can find the time to redecorate -- -- (interrupted)
GRACE
I want to throw it all out, get rid of everything, and throw paint all over the walls...
CHRIS
I have to go soon.
GRACE
Oh, um, well... I want to ask you... -- (interrupted)
GRACE
But, Chris, you have to look at this room, and admit it looks terrible.
TRIP
Grace --
GRACE
I mean, look around, this room is... it's hideous!
TRIP
Grace, no, no, don't say that!
CHRIS
I agree. But I am stoned.
TRIP
No no, no no, see, Grace loves expensive furniture, she...
TRIP
grew up in this really nice house, with really nice couches and fancy dishes, and, and she can't live without this stuff.
CHRIS
I'm going to pee on your floor.
GRACE
(little sigh) -- (interrupted)
GRACE
Yeah I just had to have this damn style...
GRACE
but... dammit, I'm wrong, it is just not coming together at all!
TRIP
Grace... come on!
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
CHRIS
I'm leaving.
GRACE
(annoyed sigh) I bet I can return most of this, and start over again on this room...
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
TRIP
Grace, everything's fine! No one is complaining about your decorating --
GRACE
No, decorating is just --
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
GRACE
There must be some way I could --
CHRIS
Are you paying attention to me?
GRACE
Uhh, if we talk about my decorating anymore I'm going to go crazy.
GRACE
I don't know what to think. I don't know.
TRIP
You're good at decorating, trust yourself.
TRIP
Oh, Chris, I thought you might like this photo I just put up from our recent trip to Italy.
GRACE
Uhh, it's a beautiful picture of the Italian countryside, of course he'll like it!
TRIP
Grace, I know you don't like it, but our friend might.
GRACE
(short petulant sigh)
(CHRIS opens the front door.)
(CHRIS knocks on the front door.)
GRACE
Chris, this is making you uncomfortable. See Trip, was it really worth it to fly us all -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Chris, what's going on, are you thinking of leaving?
TRIP
(little sigh) Anyway... I can't remember what we were talking about...
CHRIS
I told you I was leaving earlier.
TRIP
Okay, Chris, you know what? I think you should leave.
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
We'll be fine -- just go.
CHRIS
Dumbass.
(Trip closes the front door.)
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| | Subject: Re: facade stageplay Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:59 am | |
| - Assie wrote:
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read them anyway faggot | |
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| | Subject: Re: facade stageplay Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:32 pm | |
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FACADE STAGEPLAY
Sun Apr 11 00 32 09 2010
GRACE
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
TRIP
What, Grace... this?
GRACE
Yes, you know how I feel about it --
TRIP
I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
GRACE
You know I've had to ask you about this several -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Get off -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Oh, he's here!
GRACE
What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!
TRIP
No, he's right on time!
GRACE
Trip...!
(Trip opens the front door.)
CHRIS
Hello everyone!
TRIP
Chris!!
TRIP
Ah I'm so happy you could make it! -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Uh...
TRIP
Well come on in...
TRIP
Uh, let me go get Grace...
TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)
GRACE
No, no, here we are!
GRACE
Chris,
GRACE
Hi! How are you? Oh it's so nice to see you, it feels like it's been forever!
TRIP
Yeah, it's been too long. -- (interrupted)
GRACE
By the way, you look fabulous!
CHRIS
Is it okay if I sit down?
GRACE
Uh...
GRACE
Well, um... make yourself at home, I guess...
TRIP
Whoops, I need to go close the door.
(CHRIS sits on the couch.)
TRIP
Heh heh, Chris, seeing you again makes me remember the good times we all used to have.
(Trip closes the front door.)
GRACE
Yes...
TRIP
Whoa I just realized something!
GRACE
What...
TRIP
We have to celebrate! Tonight's a special night!
GRACE
What do you mean?
TRIP
Chris, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us.
TRIP
Senior year of college!
GRACE
Oh... geez...
CHRIS
I remember.
TRIP
We really want to thank you for years and years of...
GRACE
Pain.
TRIP
Heh heh heh... Agony.
(CHRIS gets up from the couch.)
GRACE
Love.
TRIP
Uh, yeah, love, yeah, love.
CHRIS
I like the view.
PHONE
** RING **
TRIP
Oh, I'll -- (interrupted)
(CHRIS picks up the phone.)
PHONE
Grace? Hello?
GRACE
Chris, no! Please don't do that.
PHONE
Who is this? Grace is that you?
GRACE
Uhh, it's my dad, I can hear his voice.
PHONE
I don't recognize your voice...
TRIP
Oh!
PHONE
Excuse me, I must have the wrong number... ** click **
GRACE
Okay, he's being annoying, as usual... just -- just hang it up.
(CHRIS puts down the phone.)
GRACE
Oh, good, you hung up. I can call him back later, or in a few days, heh.
TRIP
I wanted to say hello --
GRACE
No no, Trip, we're entertaining a friend in our new apartment...
GRACE
the last thing I want to do is talk to my parents.
TRIP
Well, Grace's parents... They're something else, really classy people --
GRACE
Uhh, no, they're impossible, they expect me to drive up to the house in Connecticut to attend all their stupid socialite charity benefits and parties, it's so tiresome.
TRIP
(frustrated sigh)
GRACE
Yes, you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha.
TRIP
Grace, oh, no, we don't need to do that.
GRACE
Uhh, you know, everybody tells me the view from our balcony is so wonderful...
TRIP
Yeah, it really makes me feel like I've made it. -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
I love the view.
TRIP
Ah, yes, Chris, I knew you'd like it. See, Grace?
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
GRACE
(frustrated sigh) So everybody loves the view...
GRACE
but a view of trees would be so much more healthy... I'm dying to see some green.
TRIP
Oh, Grace...
CHRIS
I could stare out all day.
GRACE
Oh, how nice, I've been waiting so long for someone to say that!
TRIP
Wait, what?
GRACE
Trip, our friend has just been refreshingly honest about my decorating, which I really appreciate.
TRIP
Huh... okay, good, that's -- that's good...
GRACE
Trip, if you can't see it, don't worry about it, you've never had an eye for these things.
TRIP
I -- uhh.
GRACE
(big sigh)
GRACE
Oh God, Chris, I hope you didn't come here tonight to be entertained...
TRIP
What?
CHRIS
I'm okay.
GRACE
Trip, -- (interrupted)
TRIP
What...?
TRIP
Grace, come on, it's not helping things for you to say that...
GRACE
Trip, it's okay if we disagree in front of our friend --
TRIP
Disagreeing?! We're NOT disagreeing. We're, we're not.
TRIP
(frustrated sigh) Sheejus.
TRIP
Okay, well, you and I are getting along better tonight than I first thought, heh heh!
TRIP
Oh, Chris, I thought you might like this photo I just put up from our recent trip to Italy.
GRACE
Uhh, it's a beautiful picture of the Italian countryside, of course he'll like it!
TRIP
Grace, I know you don't like it, but our friend might.
GRACE
By the way, anybody, join me on the couch if you like.
TRIP
Um... uhh, Now, -- (interrupted)
GRACE
Chris, this is making you uncomfortable. See Trip, was it really worth it to fly us all the way to Italy so you could take that inane picture?
GRACE
(little sigh) I'll take the picture down later tonight before I go to bed.
TRIP
Grace...!
TRIP
(short petulant sigh)
TRIP
Chris, this trip to Italy was meant to be our second honeymoon.
GRACE
Oh, was that what it was? Huh, I'm always the last to know.
TRIP
Grace, I wanted us to spend some time together...! -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Chris, are you okay? You're acting all fidgety.
CHRIS
I'm okay.
GRACE
Trip thinks carting me off to Europe will, how did you put it, thaw me out a little bit?
TRIP
Ahh, this is bullshit!
GRACE
Ahh, no, you're full of shit!
GRACE
Thaw me out...
GRACE
Trip, you think you're so romantic... but no you're trying to manipulate me!
TRIP
(little impatient sigh) Chris, can you believe this?
TRIP
(frustrated sigh)
GRACE
And you...
GRACE
I can predict what you'll say...
GRACE
You're so positive tonight, it's driving me crazy!
TRIP
Your goddamn parents...
CHRIS
I'm sorry.
TRIP
You think you're better than me just because I didn't come from a rich background! -- (interrupted)
GRACE
Oh, my -- (interrupted)
TRIP
What, what -- what are you saying?
GRACE
Romance... goddamn...
GRACE
Chris,
TRIP
Oh, god...!
GRACE
Are you trying to say we've got problems? Or I've got problems, that this is all my fault from the start? Is that what you think?
CHRIS
No.
GRACE
Alright, you know what, Chris,
GRACE
I'm going to ask you something.
TRIP
Grace --
GRACE
Trip, let me ask our guest a question.
GRACE
Chris, yes or no...
GRACE
A person in a marriage should fully trust the other person, right?
CHRIS
Yes.
TRIP
What...?! -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Oh, okay... sure...
TRIP
Uhh, Grace, I love you, you're my wife, I love you, and you... are accusing me of... I don't know what, what are you accusing me of? I love you, don't you know that?!
GRACE
Oh, that's great Trip!
GRACE
Uhh! Yeah, good, get out of my sight!
GRACE
I can't stand you!
CHRIS
Are you okay?
GRACE
Dammit, Trip!
GRACE
uhh!
GRACE
Chris, we're not normally like this, I don't know what's going on...
CHRIS
Go talk to Grace.
GRACE
What are you saying? What?
TRIP
What? Are you talking about me in there?
GRACE
What do you care?
CHRIS
Try to work this out.
TRIP
Grace, you're -- you're just so...
GRACE
Oh, we're talking about me, are we?
TRIP
What?
TRIP
Grace, even though you're now a creative director at work,
TRIP
the truth is... you're not an artist.
GRACE
Uhh...!
TRIP
I'm sorry, you're not.
GRACE
Chris, uhh...
GRACE
Chris, you see, this is what I've had to put up with, for ten goddamn years.
TRIP
Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us both.
GRACE
Trip, you just pretend to like all this stuff... fancy cigars, and fine wine...
TRIP
You think I'm not good enough...!
GRACE
I never said that! I'm saying there's more to you than all this...
TRIP
Let's keep talking about us both, not just one of us.
GRACE
Damn it, Trip, you and my parents are always planning these stupid trips I have to go on..
TRIP
They're vacations! Expensive ones at that!
GRACE
Of course nobody thinks to ask me what I want.
CHRIS
This is making me uncomfortable.
TRIP
Oh, now it's all my fault. Just because your parents and I get along, now it's some big conspiracy.
GRACE
God...
TRIP
Let's talk some more about us both.
GRACE
I think Trip's afraid of visiting his parents. He does everything he can to avoid seeing them.
TRIP
Afraid of my parents?! My parents are idiots.
GRACE
No, it's true...
CHRIS
Talk.
TRIP
Look, let's talk about Grace now.
TRIP
Grace, I don't think you really do want us to quit our jobs, lead a simpler lifestyle.
GRACE
What? Trip, you know what I --
TRIP
Oh come on! You grew up with a silver spoon in your mouth. You can't live any other way.
TRIP
Oh God, I cannot believe this...
GRACE
Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us.
TRIP
You know what makes me so angry?
GRACE
What?
TRIP
How you've so conveniently forgotten how much you used to actually hate painting!
GRACE
Chris, I -- I -- uhh...!
CHRIS
There's a problem here.
GRACE
No?
GRACE
No, Trip, you don't get it, I -- I -- I don't hate painting, I...
TRIP
Let's keep talking about us both, not just one of us.
GRACE
I think... I think... Trip and I are drifting... I'm afraid we're becoming... disconnected...
CHRIS
Just talk it out.
TRIP
Yes?
GRACE
Ah, yes, that helps us.
TRIP
What!? Grace, I'm right here. I'm the -- I'm the same person I've... I've... always been...
GRACE
Chris, I mean, is there something I should do...?
CHRIS
Are you all right?
TRIP
No, let's switch to talking about Grace.
GRACE
Oh, Chris, look, I know you're trying to help, but right now we just need get this all out in the open...
TRIP
Let's keep our focus on Grace.
TRIP
Grace, we don't -- we don't have to do this... things are okay, we can just --
GRACE
Chris, I can't stand the pretending anymore... I can't take it!
CHRIS
Talk to Trip.
TRIP
No, Grace, we can... I mean, come on, don't make it out to be so bad...
GRACE
Uhh...
TRIP
Look, let's talk about us both, not just one of us.
TRIP
It's so annoying... Grace, why is it that anytime I want to do something nice for you, you resist it?
GRACE
Trip...
TRIP
Like I always have to convince you?
GRACE
Chris, you know, we... -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
Grace, he's trying to help.
TRIP
Aha!
GRACE
Chris, you're saying I'm... loving?
GRACE
You know, Trip is always hinting that I'm... I'm some kind of... cold, distant person...
TRIP
Uhh...
GRACE
But I'm not!
CHRIS
He doesn't mean it.
GRACE
No?
GRACE
See, the thing is, it just depends on who I'm with!
TRIP
(frustrated sigh)
TRIP
Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us both.
TRIP
Chris, you think this is all my fault, don't you?
GRACE
See, you lied to me from the moment we got married, insisted I'd be better off in advertising than art.
CHRIS
No, it's not your fault.
TRIP
Ah!
GRACE
What? Chris, you're saying I'm to blame?
GRACE
What?
CHRIS
No one is to blame.
TRIP
See, Grace, you're the -- (interrupted)
GRACE
No?
GRACE
Oh, thank God you disagree, that helps! See, Trip, deep down, I've always been an artist.
TRIP
(little sigh)
GRACE
Okay, stop, I -- I can't do this anymore, goddammit!
GRACE
Chris, I know what you're hinting at, okay?!
GRACE
about me...
GRACE
about art...
GRACE
Do you two want to hear the honest truth? Huh?
GRACE
Chris, are you ready for that?
CHRIS
Okay.
GRACE
Trip?
TRIP
Yes...!
GRACE
See, Chris, I've been listening carefully to what you've been saying tonight.
GRACE
You've really been pushing me.
GRACE
It makes me wonder if you're really my friend...?
TRIP
Grace!
GRACE
Chris, come on -- yes or no...
CHRIS
I am your friend.
GRACE
Do you really think that...
GRACE
praising Trip...
GRACE
and worst of all,
GRACE
saying I need to be more loving...
GRACE
but especially what you said about trusting your spouse...
GRACE
that I'm supposed to realize something about myself from all that?
GRACE
Is it supposed to add up to something meaningful, or... what?
GRACE
Is it? I just want a yes or a no.
CHRIS
I am your friend. I want to help.
GRACE
No, Chris, just give me a yes or a no.
CHRIS
No.
GRACE
No? Huh, well, I thought it did add up to something, actually.
GRACE
I painted this.
TRIP
Bullshit.
GRACE
I am an artist, Trip, fuck you.
TRIP
You've been secretly painting? When --
GRACE
Everytime you go on a goddamn business trip, I paint.
GRACE
So don't EVER give me any more of your 'you could never be an artist' crap!!
TRIP
Jesus --
GRACE
uhh...
TRIP
uhh...
TRIP
Jesus...!
GRACE
Chris, I --
TRIP
I'm going to give you the truth too, Grace.
(CHRIS picks up the white wine bottle.)
GRACE
What?!
(CHRIS puts down the white wine bottle.)
TRIP
Grace...
TRIP
uhh...
TRIP
I've been having an affair.
GRACE
Oh my God.
TRIP
It's over now, though.
GRACE
But how could you --
TRIP
(big sigh) with the client, in, uh, Barcelona.
GRACE
Maria.
TRIP
I was lonely, Grace.
TRIP
But, but, I -- I regret it, I really, really regret it.
TRIP
uhh...
GRACE
uhh...
GRACE
Oh my God...!
TRIP
Okay, Chris, Grace, I have one more thing to say...
GRACE
Again?!
TRIP
Grace...
TRIP
uhh...
TRIP
See... I'm... ashamed of my parents.
GRACE
What!? Your parents are great.
GRACE
I love seeing them...
TRIP
I know, I know. But compared to yours... they're so ... ignorant.
GRACE
But they're real. I hate how my parents are pretending to be something --
TRIP
I've tried hard to be like your family --
GRACE
Trip... really? ... I don't --
TRIP
But I feel like a phony. I feel like I can never get rid of my past.
TRIP
It's kind of like I don't know who I am anymore.
TRIP
uhh...
GRACE
uhh...
GRACE
Oh my God...!
GRACE
This changes everything...
TRIP
Yeah.
TRIP
You... you really have to be an artist...
CHRIS
Is everything all right?
GRACE
You finally admitted it -- you felt very alone... and you had an affair...
TRIP
You -- you think I'm a phony for despising my upbringing...
GRACE
But at least you had a real upbringing, it's me who had a fake one...
TRIP
Chris, I --
GRACE
Chris, we...
TRIP
Look, uh, we need to talk...
GRACE
Yeah.
TRIP
And no, Chris, you don't need to say anything more...
TRIP
Chris, Thanks for coming over, you... I think you helped us.
(Trip opens the front door.)
CHRIS
Bye.
TRIP
And no, Chris, please, it's okay...
CHRIS
I can't get past you.
GRACE
Bye. Thanks.
CHRIS
You're kind of in the way.
CHRIS
Assface.
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FACADE STAGEPLAY
Sun Apr 11 00 36 59 2010
TRIP
Where are the new wine glasses?
GRACE
What for?
TRIP
That should be obvious!
GRACE
Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please!
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
Oh, he's here!
GRACE
What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now!
TRIP
No, he's right on time!
GRACE
God... Trip!
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Chris!!
CHRIS
This game sucks nigger penis.
TRIP
Hey! God it's been so long since we've seen you! -- (interrupted)
(Trip closes the front door.)
GRACE
No, no, here we are!
CHRIS
I'M IN ANYWAY BITCH
GRACE
Chris,
GRACE
Hi! How are you? God it's been a while!
TRIP
Yeah, it has been a long time.
GRACE
And I have to say, you look great.
CHRIS
GO JUMP OUT THE WINDOW
TRIP
You know what, Chris, that's it, you need to leave.
CHRIS
AT LEAST I'M NOT GAY
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
We'll be fine -- just go.
(Trip closes the front door.)
CHRIS
MAN-LOVER
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| | Subject: Re: facade stageplay Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:49 pm | |
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FACADE STAGEPLAY
Sun Apr 11 00 48 55 2010
GRACE
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
TRIP
What, Grace... this?
GRACE
Yes, you know how I feel about it --
TRIP
I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!
GRACE
You know I've had to ask you about this several --
TRIP
Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just a minute!
GRACE
Fine, Trip... fine...
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Chris!!
CHRIS
I fucked Grace in the ass.
TRIP
Hey! I thought I heard someone out here! God it's been so long since we've seen you! -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Uh...
CHRIS
Every day for a month.
TRIP
Well come on in...
TRIP
Uh, I'll -- I'll go get Grace...
CHRIS
You're a fag.
TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)
TRIP
(unintelligable arguing) -- (interrupted)
GRACE
No, no, here we are!
GRACE
Chris,
CHRIS
I AM GENGHIS KHAN
GRACE
Hi! How are you? Oh god it's been such a long time! -- (interrupted)
GRACE
Uh...
GRACE
Well, come in, make yourself at home...
TRIP
I'm just going to go close the door.
TRIP
Chris, let me get you a drink.
(Trip closes the front door.)
PHONE
** RING **
CHRIS
YOUR MARRIAGE NEEDS BLOOD
TRIP
Oh, I'll get it --
GRACE
No, no, we have a guest, we can let the answering machine pick it up. -- (interrupted)
(CHRIS picks up the phone.)
PHONE
** RING **
PHONE
Grace? Hello?
GRACE
Chris, no! Please don't do that.
PHONE
Who is this? Grace is that you?
CHRIS
It's a man.
GRACE
Uhh, it's my dad, I can hear his voice.
PHONE
I don't recognize your voice...
TRIP
Oh!
PHONE
Excuse me, I must have the wrong number... ** click **
CHRIS
It's not her dad.
GRACE
Okay, he's being annoying, as usual... just -- just hang it up.
CHRIS
It's her lover.
GRACE
You...
GRACE
You think I'm...
GRACE
loving...
TRIP
Ho ho ho, ha, heh you're -- you're really joking around tonight, aren't you, ha ha ha...
CHRIS
Grace is having an affair.
GRACE
Ha, yeah, ha ha...
CHRIS
With me.
TRIP
Ha ha, heh, never afraid to say anything that pops into your mind, ha heh heh...
CHRIS
We had sex in your bed, Trip.
TRIP
Uhh... ah... anyway. -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Oh, well, ha, you know what they say...
TRIP
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. Heh heh.
TRIP
Heh heh ha ha ha ha, ha...
GRACE
Trip...
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
TRIP
Just kidding. (clears throat)
TRIP
H -- hold on...
TRIP
You think we should....
TRIP
have more sex...
(CHRIS puts down the phone.)
CHRIS
With me.
TRIP
Uh, ha... ha ha ha... uh... y -- well, you, uh... you're really, uhh...
CHRIS
Right now. On the floor. Let's go.
GRACE
Wait, wait -- what is he --
TRIP
No no, Grace, no no, he's just... testing us tonight, I think, heh... it's funny...
GRACE
(clears throat)
TRIP
(frustrated sigh)
TRIP
Uh...
CHRIS
Come on. I really want to.
GRACE
What? Wait, wait, let's just wait for the answering machine...
TRIP
I wanted to say hello --
(CHRIS picks up the phone.)
GRACE
No no, Trip, we're entertaining a friend in our new apartment...
GRACE
the last thing I want to do is talk to my parents.
TRIP
Well, Grace's parents... They're something else, really classy people --
GRACE
Uhh, no, they're impossible, they expect me to drive up to the house in Connecticut to attend all their stupid socialite charity benefits and parties, it's so tiresome.
(CHRIS puts down the phone.)
TRIP
(frustrated sigh)
CHRIS
Why are we still wearing clothes?
GRACE
Huh, you two really are getting along well tonight, heh...
GRACE
Yes, you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha.
TRIP
Grace, oh, no, we don't need to do that.
CHRIS
We should be naked.
GRACE
Chris, I think you're flirting with me to get on my good side heh.
TRIP
Ha ha, no, Grace, our friend's just kidding around, heh.
CHRIS
No, all three of us. Right now.
GRACE
So, about my decorating...
CHRIS
Let's go.
GRACE
Oh, well...
GRACE
(frustrated sigh) So I was trying to find a style for this room...
CHRIS
I have a box of condoms.
TRIP
Ha ha! Oh I think we're going to need some drinks first if we're going to talk about sex.
GRACE
Trip, come on, that's not funny.
TRIP
(little sigh) Chris, -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
It's better when you're drunk.
TRIP
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna fix us some drinks in a sec!
TRIP
Ah, you'll be the first to sample from my new set of imported drinking glasses.
GRACE
I bet I can return most of this, and start over again on this room...
CHRIS
I have to leave now. I'm late.
TRIP
Grace, it seems no one has a problem with your decorating...
GRACE
Trip, that's what you always say, but believe me, this room needs to be redone. Uhh, first chance I get I'm going to return whatever furniture they're willing to take ba
TRIP
Okay, okay, I tried... -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
I have to go to an appointment.
TRIP
Chris, uhh, Grace, nothing's wrong, everything's fine!
(Trip shakes the advice ball.)
TRIP
Sounds good.
TRIP
Hmm!
GRACE
(little sigh)
TRIP
So! Drinks!
TRIP
What would you like?
CHRIS
Is that a magic 8-ball?
TRIP
How about a martini?
GRACE
You know Trip, I don't think your little advice ball looks so good on the bar.
TRIP
What? It's like, a funny bar toy.
GRACE
It's lame. It's a crappy piece of plastic sitting next to your fancy crystal cocktail glasses.
CHRIS
I used to have one.
TRIP
(little sigh) -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Uh, well, you know what, I'm just going to make you a martini.
GRACE
No no,
GRACE
Chris, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water?
TRIP
uhh...
CHRIS
I can't take anything. I have to go.
TRIP
Alright! That's what I wanted to hear! It'll just take me a short minute here.
GRACE
(little sigh) I sometimes wonder if Trip spends so much time fixing drinks to avoid having real conversation with the guests.
TRIP
Wait, what did you say?
GRACE
(clears throat)
CHRIS
We're not having sex.
(CHRIS picks up the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "Why Not")
TRIP
Alright, Chris, that's it, you've got to leave.
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
We'll be fine -- you just have to go.
CHRIS
I'm stealing this eight ball.
(Trip closes the front door.)
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| | Subject: Re: facade stageplay Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:26 pm | |
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FACADE STAGEPLAY
Sun Apr 11 01 25 46 2010
GRACE
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
TRIP
What, Grace... this?
GRACE
Yes, you know how I feel about it --
TRIP
I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!
GRACE
You know I've had to ask you about this several -- -- (interrupted)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
Get off my back! I'll get rid of -- (interrupted)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
Uhp, he's here!
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
GRACE
What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
No, he's supposed to be here now!
GRACE
Trip...!
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Chris!!
CHRIS
nigger penis nigger penis
TRIP
Hey! It's been too -- (interrupted)
GRACE
No, no, here we are!
GRACE
Chris,
GRACE
Hi! How are you? God it's been a while!
TRIP
Yeah, it has been a long time.
GRACE
And I have to say, you look great.
CHRIS
I'MMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZER
GRACE
Uh...
GRACE
So, come in, make yourself at home...
TRIP
Huh, I'll close the door.
CHRIS
I'MMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAR
TRIP
Oh! Chris, what have I been waiting for -- let me get you a drink.
(Trip closes the front door.)
TRIP
Oh this perfect because I just bought these classy new cocktail shakers we've got to try out.
CHRIS
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!
TRIP
How does a martini sound?
TRIP
Uh, well, you know what, I'm just going to make you a martini.
CHRIS
IT SOUNDS OLD MEME
GRACE
Chris, Trip's getting a little carried away... maybe you just want some juice, or a mineral water?
TRIP
You know what why I don't I just open a bottle of merlot and make it easy.
TRIP
We don't need to fight over this.
GRACE
Yeah, we really don't need the fancy drinks tonight.
TRIP
What do you say Grace, I know it's not your favorite, but help us finish the bottle?
CHRIS
I will kill you both.
TRIP
uh...
GRACE
(nervous coughing)
TRIP
you, uh...
CHRIS
Just kidding.
TRIP
that's, uh...
GRACE
(nervous coughing)
TRIP
heh, ha ha...
GRACE
ha ha ha ha ha, heh...
TRIP
ha ha ha!
CHRIS
Not really.
GRACE
ha ha ha ha ha!!
TRIP
Ha ha ha, Chris,
GRACE
heh heh...
TRIP
heh heh, you had me going there for a sec...
TRIP
heh, ha ha...
TRIP
Never afraid to push your luck, heh heh heh...
(CHRIS picks up a Grace's drink.)
TRIP
push our little buttons...
TRIP
heh heh, you're crazy, you know that?
TRIP
ha ha...
TRIP
(big sigh)
TRIP
Anyway, uh... what -- what were we talking about?
GRACE
hmmm Chris, seeing you brings back wonderful memories, really... -- (interrupted)
PHONE
** RING **
CHRIS
I have bipolar disorder.
GRACE
Oh, I'll get it --
TRIP
No, no no no, our friend's here, we can let the answering machine get it. -- (interrupted)
(CHRIS puts down a Grace's drink.)
(CHRIS picks up the phone.)
PHONE
** RING **
PHONE
Hello? Hello?
TRIP
Chris, no! Don't do that.
PHONE
Who is this? Travis, is that you? This is your mother.
TRIP
Uhh, that's my mother, I can hear her loud voice.
GRACE
Oh!
PHONE
I -- I think I have the wrong number... ** click **
TRIP
Okay, she's confused, as usual... just -- just hang it up.
CHRIS
Travis? Your real name is Travis?
(CHRIS puts down the phone.)
TRIP
Oh, good, you hung up. I don't want to talk to her.
CHRIS
Such a gay name.
GRACE
Oh, I wanted to say hello -- -- (interrupted)
TRIP
N -- no, no no, I, uh, -- I can talk to my parents later.
GRACE
Anyhow, Trip's parents... They're sweet people, really down to earth -- -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
For a gay person.
TRIP
Uhh, no, they're ignorant, -- (interrupted)
TRIP
N -- no, n - no, my parents aren't worth talking about.
(CHRIS picks up a Grace's drink.)
GRACE
(big sigh)
GRACE
Chris, you're not enjoying this are you?
TRIP
What?
CHRIS
This wine is good.
GRACE
Trip, have you -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Oh, yeah, y -- you know, I should fix you a real drink in not too long...
TRIP
Anyway...
TRIP
Grace, come on, that kind of statement is not helpful... -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
This is good enough.
TRIP
Oh, uh...
GRACE
How nice of you to say that. Isn't it good to see our friend after so long?
TRIP
(clears throat)
GRACE
(happy but tense sigh)
GRACE
Chris,
GRACE
you and I are getting along so well tonight...
GRACE
Stay there for a moment...
GRACE
I want your opinion. Stay there.
GRACE
Ugh, I'm getting so tired of looking at this god awful couch.
GRACE
Maybe if I replaced it with... um...
TRIP
Do you... do you remember, Grace...
CHRIS
WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE
GRACE
What.
TRIP
How I proposed to you.
GRACE
Oh, God, Trip --
TRIP
Here, Chris, I'll show you.
CHRIS
YOU KNOW THE RULES
TRIP
It was at Grace's parents' house, Christmas, senior year of college --
GRACE
Trip, what are you doing?!
CHRIS
AND SO DO I
TRIP
I got on one knee, in front of everybody, and --
GRACE
Stop it, Trip!
TRIP
I pulled out a diamond ring --
GRACE
Trip!
CHRIS
A FULL COMMITMENT'S WHAT I'M
TRIP
And I said, Grace, will you marry me?
CHRIS
THINKING OF
TRIP
Heh, is -- is that romantic or what?!
CHRIS
YOU WOULDN'T GET THIS FROM
TRIP
Chris, -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
ANY OTHER GUY
TRIP
Oh, um, well...
GRACE
(frustrated sigh) Chris, I'm sorry you have to see this --
TRIP
Grace, I'm just kidding around, I mean I --
CHRIS
IIIIIIIIIIIIII
TRIP
I just wanted to show our friend --
CHRIS
JUST WANNA TELL YOU HOW I'M
GRACE
No, Trip, no, it's embarrassing, okay?
GRACE
(little sigh)
GRACE
God.
TRIP
Look, mmm... mmm... look I'm sorry...
GRACE
I don't know what's gotten into him.
CHRIS
FEEEEEEELLLLIIIIING
GRACE
(clears throat)
GRACE
You know, ever since we got married, I can't help it, I'm forever buying new furniture and redecorating, -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
whoa back up bitch
CHRIS
yeah that's right
TRIP
this...
GRACE
what...
CHRIS
you heard me
TRIP
You said...
GRACE
He...
GRACE
uh...
TRIP
How...
GRACE
His...
CHRIS
what are you going to do about it
GRACE
We need to um... uh...
GRACE
Oh we need to make sure we -- we look at... uh...
(CHRIS puts down a Grace's drink.)
(CHRIS picks up the advice ball.)
TRIP
Right...
GRACE
the metal thing behind the toaster...
(The advice ball reads, "Why Not")
TRIP
we need to remember to return that...
GRACE
Oh, yeah, yeah...!
CHRIS
this magic eight ball sucks.
GRACE
(long release sigh)
GRACE
yeah...
TRIP
Chris, I -- I want you to look at this photo from our recent trip to Italy...
GRACE
(impatient sigh) Trip, maybe our friend would prefer --
TRIP
Grace, just because you don't like it, doesn't mean our friend won't...
CHRIS
It's gay. Like you.
TRIP
What?!
GRACE
Trip, Trip, it's alright, our friend is just giving you a bit of a hard time tonight, you're a man, you can take it.
CHRIS
A gay man.
GRACE
Chris, come over here and sit on the couch with me.
TRIP
Grace...!!!
TRIP
Now, now, -- (interrupted)
GRACE
Trip, you see, your fetish for all things European is making our friend very uncomfortable!
(CHRIS sits on the couch.)
TRIP
Goddammit, Grace, this was supposed to be our second honeymoon!
GRACE
What? Chris, Trip is absolutely exaggerating, it was simply a weekend getaway, that's all.
TRIP
Jesus, I was trying to find a way for us to spend some time together!
GRACE
All those business trips of yours to Europe must have done something to you.
TRIP
Uhh, you're driving me insane!
TRIP
Goddamn italy...
TRIP
I try to reach out to you, I try to be romantic with you, but you're cold, and distant! I do, I really try!
(CHRIS gets up from the couch.)
GRACE
(impatient sigh) Chris, can you believe this?
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
TRIP
Uh huh, you...
CHRIS
This window is perfect for jumping
TRIP
I know what you'll say...
TRIP
You've been criticizing me ever since you got here! -- (interrupted)
GRACE
What, what are you saying?
GRACE
Goddamn second honeymoon...
GRACE
Trip, our whole marriage, you're so... controlling!
TRIP
Oh, come on...!
CHRIS
He hates you, Grace.
TRIP
Okay, you know what, Chris,
TRIP
I need to ask you something.
GRACE
Trip --
TRIP
Grace, let me ask our guest a question.
TRIP
Chris, yes or no...
TRIP
Marriage is about saying yes to the other person, even if you're not sure about it, right?
GRACE
What?
TRIP
I mean, if your husband or wife reaches out to you, you have to reach back, right? -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
Grace is having an affair.
TRIP
Look, don't bother answering, I don't need to hear it!
TRIP
Uhh, I try so hard to reach out to you, Grace, and you reject me! You're cold! You're distant! I can't keep going this way, it's killing me!
GRACE
Oh, don't even...!
GRACE
Uhh! Yeah, good, get out of my sight!
GRACE
I can't take you anymore!
GRACE
Oh, God!!
CHRIS
I saw another woman with Trip.
GRACE
uhh! -- (interrupted)
GRACE
What are you saying? What?
CHRIS
He's having an affair.
TRIP
Grace, are you talking about me?
GRACE
What do you care?
GRACE
Chris, I -- I'm sorry... this is a disaster...
GRACE
uhh...
CHRIS
Grace, he's having an affair.
GRACE
Chris, (annoyed sigh) Trip is just so...
TRIP
Oh ho, so we're talking about me, are we?
GRACE
What?
CHRIS
He's sleeping with other women.
GRACE
Ah!
TRIP
Heh, hey... heh heh heh, hey, no no no, don't -- don't try to... don't -- don't to try accuse me of -- of -- of anything with Maria...
GRACE
Oh God...
TRIP
No -- no, no, Grace, don't, don't even about think that -- look, look -- -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
Who's Maria?
TRIP
Uhh, Chris, we already talked about that, am I wrong?
CHRIS
No, we didn't.
GRACE
Let's continue focusing on Trip.
TRIP
Grace, we don't -- we don't have to do this... things are okay, we can just -- -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
Explain who Maria is.
GRACE
Chris, -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Uhh, Chris, we already talked about that, am I wrong?
CHRIS
Yes, you're wrong.
GRACE
Look, why don't we talk about us, our relationship.
TRIP
You know, I can't say Grace never acts loving towards me... -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
He's sleeping with Maria.
TRIP
Uhh, Chris, we went over that already, didn't we?
CHRIS
He's sleeping with Maria's sister.
TRIP
Uhh, Chris, we went over that already, didn't we?
CHRIS
He's sleeping with your mother.
TRIP
Uhh, Chris, we went over that already, didn't we?
CHRIS
He's sleeping with Fido.
GRACE
Uhh, Chris, you know, we already talked about that... (frustrated sigh)
CHRIS
He sleeps with dogs.
GRACE
Uhh, Chris, you know, we already talked about that... (frustrated sigh)
CHRIS
He slept with me.
TRIP
You know, let's -- let's talk about Grace.
GRACE
You know, Trip, whenever I really try to talk honestly about things, you...
GRACE
you don't want to hear it!
TRIP
What?
GRACE
Chris, I think I'm the only one who is trying to be the most honest here.
TRIP
Uhh...
CHRIS
He's always been lying to you.
GRACE
Yes?
TRIP
Look, you're doing it again, you're putting all this on me...
CHRIS
It's all his fault. Leave him.
GRACE
Ah!
TRIP
Chris, you think this is all my fault, don't you?
TRIP
You're saying I -- I caused all this? I, I what, what -- what screwed up somewhere along the line?
CHRIS
You had an affair. Of course yes.
TRIP
Ah!
GRACE
Oh God...
TRIP
What is...? This is making no sense...
TRIP
What? What is this? I'm confused.
GRACE
No, no no no no no, our -- our 'friend' is just trying to... to confuse me or something...
CHRIS
I saw you with that woman, Trip.
GRACE
Uhh...
GRACE
Oh God... Chris, what should I do... I don't know what to do...
CHRIS
Leave him. He's cheating on you.
GRACE
Uhh, Chris, I think we discussed that already... (frustrated sigh)
GRACE
Let's keep talking about Trip.
TRIP
Grace, even though you're now a creative director at work, and even though you redecorate the apartment all the time, the truth is... you're not an artist.
GRACE
Uhh...!
TRIP
I'm sorry, you're not. -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
Stop talking, Trip.
TRIP
No?
GRACE
Ah, thank you, you disagree, that might just help him!
GRACE
See, Trip, you have no idea what an artist is.
CHRIS
We know you don't love Grace.
TRIP
Ah!
GRACE
Where did that come from? You're making no sense!
CHRIS
He doesn't love you.
GRACE
Aha!
TRIP
What?! Are -- are you trying to say... I might not love Grace?!
GRACE
What?!
TRIP
Jesus, I -- is that... that's what you think is going on here?! -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
You don't love her.
TRIP
Oh, Jesus Christ, Chris, would just quit it with that? Uhh!
CHRIS
Why would you have an affair?
GRACE
Uhh, Chris, I think we discussed that already... (frustrated sigh)
TRIP
Let's keep talking about Grace.
(CHRIS shakes the advice ball.)
GRACE
See, Chris, all this time, I just can't stop thinking that I should have been painting!
(The advice ball reads, "Perhaps Soon")
(CHRIS shakes the advice ball.)
TRIP
Why don't you just do it then?
(The advice ball reads, "Sure Thing")
TRIP
Be a goddamn artist already. What are you afraid of, Grace?
GRACE
Well, but... Chris, I... I... uhh... -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
Trip is secretly gay.
GRACE
No?
GRACE
You -- you don't think I should paint...
GRACE
Uhh...
GRACE
Uhh, Chris, you know, we already talked about that... (frustrated sigh) -- (interrupted)
CHRIS
You should paint.
CHRIS
What DIDN'T we talk about?
TRIP
Aha!
GRACE
Chris, you're saying I'm... not communicative? No, that's just wrong, I'm the one here who is able to actually say things...
CHRIS
No.
CHRIS
It's all Trip's fault.
TRIP
Okay, I'm sick of this bullshit!!
TRIP
Chris, I know what you're trying to hint at...
TRIP
about me...
TRIP
Do you really want the truth? Huh?
CHRIS
I love you, Grace.
TRIP
No, Chris, just, yes or no, do you want to hear the truth?
CHRIS
No.
TRIP
Grace, huh?
GRACE
Yes...!
TRIP
See, Chris, I've been paying attention to what you've been saying tonight.
TRIP
You've really been pushing me tonight.
CHRIS
I've always loved you, Grace.
TRIP
And I wonder, are you really my friend or not.
GRACE
Trip!
TRIP
Chris, Quit interrupting me, let me speak!
TRIP
Chris, I ask you this -- yes or no...
TRIP
Do you really think that...
TRIP
praising me...
TRIP
criticizing me...
TRIP
saying that Grace is not communicative...
TRIP
and worst of all,
TRIP
telling me I'm to blame...
TRIP
and you don't even say 'yes' when I ask you if you want the truth...
TRIP
that it's all supposed to make me realize something about myself?
CHRIS
Yes.
TRIP
Wait, Chris, let me finish!
CHRIS
YOU DID FINISH
CHRIS
Trip told me he wants a divorce.
(CHRIS shakes the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "It's Definite")
CHRIS
I love this view.
CHRIS
... Hello?
CHRIS
Are you two ignoring me?
(CHRIS shakes the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "Yes")
CHRIS
Aw, damn.
CHRIS
Hey, Grace.
CHRIS
Leave with me.
CHRIS
You know you want to.
CHRIS
Pfft.
CHRIS
You guys are double niggers.
CHRIS
...
CHRIS
I'm leaving.
(CHRIS puts down the advice ball.)
(CHRIS knocks on the front door.)
(CHRIS opens the front door.)
(CHRIS points to the elevator button.)
(CHRIS points to the elevator button.)
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