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Arcade Gordon Freeman
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| Subject: facade stageplay Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:08 am | |
| i'll post my facade stageplays here - Spoiler:
FACADE STAGEPLAY Sat Apr 10 13 06 39 2010
GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
TRIP What, Grace... this?
GRACE Yes, you know how I feel about it --
TRIP I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
GRACE You know I've had to ask you about this several -- -- (interrupted)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
TRIP Get off my back! -- (interrupted)
TRIP Uhp, he's here!
GRACE What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now!
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
TRIP No, he's supposed to be here now!
CHRIS Yo!
GRACE God... Trip!
CHRIS I'm out here!
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP Chris!!
TRIP Hey! It's been too long, man! How are you doing, you look great!
CHRIS Thanks.
TRIP Ha ha ha!
TRIP Wow, it's so great to see you after so long.
TRIP Well come on in!
CHRIS You too.
GRACE No, no, here we are!
CHRIS AAAAAAAAAAAA
GRACE Uh...
GRACE Well, come in, make yourself at home...
CHRIS OK.
GRACE Oh, H-mmm (happy smile sound)
GRACE And I have to say, you look great.
GRACE Chris, seeing you again makes me remember the wonderful times we all used to have. -- (interrupted)
PHONE ** RING **
TRIP Oh, I'll get it --
GRACE No, no, we have a guest, we can let the answering machine pick it up.
PHONE ** RING **
CHRIS It's okay.
GRACE What? Oh, that's -- hmm, w, wait a second...
PHONE ** RING **
GRACE (clears throat)
PHONE ** RING **
CHRIS Go ahead and answer the phone.
GRACE Oh, well, hold on...
ANSWERING MACHINE ** click **
ANSWERING MACHINE You've reached the fabulous new home of Grace and Trip. Leave us a message!
GRACE (clears throat)
(CHRIS hugs grace.)
GRACE Oh, uh, you're hugging me...
ANSWERING MACHINE ** beep **
TRIP Oh, that's nice of you. Grace, aren't you glad we invited him over?
ANSWERING MACHINE Grace, this is your father, I thought I'd call to see how my lovely daughter is doing.
GRACE (clears throat)
ANSWERING MACHINE I want you and Trip to come up to the house this weekend, your mother and I are throwing a party for a senior VP at the firm, and you should be there.
GRACE So, Chris, I'm hoping you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha.
ANSWERING MACHINE Oh, and be sure to arrive early, I want to talk to you about this business about why you won't be attending your mother's Christmas Eve gala.
TRIP Oh, Grace, let's not do that.
ANSWERING MACHINE (clear throat) So, that's all. Uh, goodbye.
CHRIS What do you mean? It looks nice.
TRIP See, I told you he would like it! There's nothing wrong with it.
GRACE (little sigh)
GRACE So, about my decorating...
GRACE (little sigh) This new painting above the couch is, uh, well, a -- an experiment...
TRIP Grace tells me she was the highest bidder at an -- (interrupted)
CHRIS It's nice.
GRACE Oh, uh...
GRACE (little sigh) So yeah, I just bought this painting...
GRACE but when I see it hanging here, in this room... it looks to me like an amateur painted it.
TRIP uhh...
CHRIS I like it.
GRACE Really?
TRIP See, Grace, you're the only one unhappy with your decorating.
GRACE It just seems stupid to pay for a painting that I could have just as easily painted myself.
TRIP Grace, sweetheart, your decorating is fine, okay? Besides this painting is a great investment, I'm sure.
GRACE Huh, you two really are getting along well tonight, heh...
CHRIS He's right.
TRIP (little sigh)
TRIP Ah, Chris, -- (interrupted)
CHRIS Well.
GRACE W -- wait, wait, what's wrong, Trip?
GRACE Trip, it's okay if we disagree in front of our friend --
TRIP We're NOT disagreeing.
TRIP We're not disagreeing.
TRIP Oh, Chris, I thought you might like this photo I just put up from our recent trip to Italy.
GRACE Uhh, it's a beautiful picture of the Italian countryside, of course he'll like it!
TRIP Grace, I know you don't like it, but our friend might.
GRACE (short petulant sigh)
CHRIS Are you two having problems?
TRIP Wait...
TRIP You think I'm...
TRIP to blame...
TRIP Ha ha, ha, oh, you're -- you're quite the kidder tonight, ha ha ha...
GRACE Ha ha, yeah...
TRIP Ha, never afraid to push our buttons, ha ha ha, heh... -- (interrupted)
CHRIS I can see it obviously.
TRIP Oh, you'll never guess where I took that picture.
GRACE Is this really something you want to brag about, Trip?
TRIP (little sigh) I'll tell you about it in a sec.
GRACE By the way, anybody, join me on the couch if you like.
TRIP Um... uhh, Now, Chris, in one word, what does this picture say to you?
GRACE Say to you... say to you... yes, good question, good question.
(CHRIS points to the italy picture.)
TRIP Grace stayed behind in the hotel room when I was out taking this picture, so...
CHRIS It's certainly a nice photo.
TRIP Well, actually, this trip to Italy was meant to be our second honeymoon!
GRACE Oh, was that what it was? Huh, I'm always the last to know. -- (interrupted)
CHRIS Really?
TRIP Y -- yeah, yeah, uh, our -- our second honeymoon picture says...
CHRIS That's nice.
GRACE Chris, this is making you uncomfortable. See Trip, was it really worth it to fly us all the way to Italy so you could take that inane picture?
(CHRIS sits on the couch.)
TRIP Grace...!
GRACE (little sigh) I'll take the picture down later tonight before I go to bed.
(CHRIS gets up from the couch.)
TRIP (short petulant sigh)
TRIP uhh...
GRACE On second thought, I don't feel like sitting, uhh.
GRACE Okay, well, you and I are getting along better tonight than I first thought!
TRIP Oh no, Chris, I just realized... I'm sorry!
GRACE What?!
TRIP I haven't gotten us drinks!
GRACE tuhh...
TRIP Oh and please, please, I need us to break in my new expensive set of cocktail making accessories.
GRACE Trip would try to serve you one of his high class drinks before even saying hello if he could.
TRIP Why don't I make us one of my new drink inventions,
TRIP I call it Grace's Inner Soul. -- (interrupted)
CHRIS I'll take a drink.
TRIP You -- you don't want my invention?
GRACE It's a secret -- Trip doesn't even like the taste of alcohol.
TRIP What?! So, uhh,
TRIP Chris, how -- how does that sound?
GRACE Chris, I think Trip is pressuring you too much... how about just a simple glass of white wine?
TRIP (exhale very tense)
CHRIS I'll take Trip's stuff.
TRIP Yeah, no, I'm going to make this drink for us!
TRIP Our friend is here, we're going to enjoy ourselves, that's all there is to it!
GRACE (frustrated sigh)
TRIP Grace, everybody loves my drinks, you know that, don't you? Everybody!
(CHRIS comforts grace.)
GRACE Well, of course Trip, after all, you got enough practice when you were a real bartender.
TRIP What?
GRACE In college, you were a bartender.
CHRIS Come on, Grace. It's okay.
TRIP How do you know about that?
GRACE Oh I know you were trying to keep it a big secret, but... one time my friends and I went slumming off-campus to some crappy bar in the sticks, and we saw you there.
CHRIS Wait.
TRIP Oh, that's great.
TRIP Uhh, you're driving me insane!
CHRIS Wait, wait, wait.
TRIP Goddamn slumming it off campus... -- (interrupted)
TRIP Huh? What are you saying to me?
TRIP You hide things from me! You're so distant! You...
TRIP You do, you hide things from me!
GRACE (impatient sigh) Chris, I...
GRACE (frustrated sigh)
TRIP Yeah, Chris, -- (interrupted)
CHRIS Guys, wait.
TRIP Yeah, okay, okay, again with that, yeah, okay...
GRACE Goddamn second honeymoon...
GRACE Trip, our whole marriage, you're so... controlling!
TRIP Oh, god...!
CHRIS You guys can work this out.
TRIP Alright, you know what, Chris,
TRIP I need to ask you something.
GRACE Trip --
TRIP Grace, let me ask our guest a question.
TRIP Chris, yes or no...
TRIP Marriage is about saying yes to the other person, even if you're not sure about it, right?
GRACE What?
TRIP I mean, if your husband -- (interrupted)
CHRIS Yes.
GRACE What...?!
GRACE Oh, yes, that's fine... that's fine...
GRACE You keep trying to tell me you love me, Trip, that you're so romantic, but I know you're hiding something from me, goddammit!
TRIP Oh, Christ...!
TRIP Yeah, go on, get out of my face!
CHRIS Wait!
TRIP I can't even frigging look at you.
TRIP Oh... Shit!
CHRIS I'm sorry.
TRIP What are you saying? What?
GRACE What? Are you talking to me?
TRIP What's it to you?
TRIP Chris, this is not normal, this has never happened.
TRIP uhh...
CHRIS Is it my fault?
GRACE Chris, in -- in what you said before, about marriage... I think that shows us something about Trip.
TRIP Oh, we're talking about me, are we?
GRACE What?
GRACE Trip, it's your fault -- ten years ago, freshly married and just out of college,
GRACE you convinced me to go into advertising, instead of art!
TRIP What?
GRACE If it weren't for you, I could be a real artist by now.
TRIP Uhh... Chris, uhh...
CHRIS Please don't fight.
GRACE Ah!
TRIP Chris, you're saying I'm... angry?
TRIP God... it makes me so angry.
GRACE What?
TRIP Chris, did I ever tell you how she humiliated me at a gallery in front of her 'artist' friends?
CHRIS I don't remember that story.
TRIP No?
GRACE Trip, whatever I really said, I'm sure you deserved it.
TRIP Uhh...
GRACE Chris, what, is there something I should do?
TRIP Look, let's talk about us both, not just one of us.
CHRIS If you're feeling bad, tell him.
GRACE You know what's so annoying, is when you pretend to be all 'romantic'!
TRIP What...?
GRACE Trip, it is such an act!
TRIP Oh my God... Chris, what... uhh...
CHRIS I'm sorry if I am causing problems
GRACE No?
TRIP Thank you, you disagree, that helps us! See, Grace, you twist it into something bad! It's so typical!
GRACE (frustrated sigh)
CHRIS Don't argue.
TRIP Okay, I've had enough of this bullshit!!
TRIP Chris, I know what you're trying to hint at...
TRIP about us...
TRIP about our marriage...
TRIP Do you really want the truth? Huh?
TRIP Chris, do you want to hear it?
CHRIS Okay.
TRIP Grace?
GRACE Yes...!
TRIP Chris, see I've actually been paying close attention to what you've been saying.
TRIP You've been pushing me tonight.
TRIP It makes me wonder if you're really my friend or not.
GRACE Trip!
TRIP Chris, come on -- yes or no...
CHRIS I am your friend.
TRIP Do you really think that...
TRIP praising Grace...
TRIP telling me I'm angry...
TRIP but especially what you said about saying 'yes' to the other person...
TRIP that all that is supposed to help us realize something about us?
CHRIS I'm sorry.
TRIP Is all of that arguing intended to mean something, or...
TRIP No, Chris, I just want a yes or no.
CHRIS I just want you two to be happy.
TRIP No? Huh, well, I thought it did add up to something, actually.
TRIP Grace...
TRIP uhh...
TRIP I forced you to marry me, didn't I.
CHRIS I just want you two to be happy.
TRIP When I proposed to you, in front of your parents, on Christmas Eve, and...
TRIP I knew you wouldn't be capable of saying no.
GRACE You manipulated me.
GRACE And I never did anything about it.
TRIP Yes.
GRACE And here we are.
TRIP uhh...
GRACE uhh...
GRACE Oh my God...!
TRIP Chris, I --
GRACE I'm going to give you the truth too, Trip.
TRIP What?!
GRACE Trip...
GRACE uhh...
GRACE In college... I was in love with someone else.
TRIP What?!
GRACE An art major, named Vince.
TRIP An art major named Vince --
GRACE And...
GRACE And I slept with him.
TRIP Y -- y -- you what?
GRACE The night before you proposed to me.
GRACE I jinxed our marriage, Trip.
GRACE I jinxed it. I'm sorry.
GRACE This is all my fault.
TRIP Uhh... huhh... ho... wow... uhh...
TRIP Uhh... I'm glad you finally told me.
TRIP Jesus...!
TRIP Okay, Chris, Grace, I have one more thing to say...
CHRIS Is everything all right now?
GRACE Again?!
TRIP Grace, I know you want to be an artist.
TRIP But I could never be married to you if you were.
GRACE What?
TRIP I can't... I -- I just can't...
GRACE But Trip --
TRIP When I married you, see, I was sure I could convince you to give it up, to -- to go into advertising.
GRACE Uhh...
TRIP And -- and I did it, and it worked.
TRIP But now... I -- I don't know, Grace...
TRIP (big sigh) I don't know...
GRACE uhh...
GRACE Oh my God...!
GRACE This changes everything...
TRIP Yeah.
CHRIS Wait, hold on.
GRACE You finally admitted it -- you just don't want me to be an artist...
TRIP You feel like you ruined everything from the start...
TRIP I manipulated you into marrying me...
GRACE No, I -- I let it happen...
CHRIS Is everything all right?
TRIP Chris, I --
GRACE Chris, we...
TRIP Look, uh, we need to talk...
GRACE Yeah.
TRIP And no, Chris, you don't need to say anything more...
TRIP Chris, Thanks for coming over, you... I think you helped us.
CHRIS No problem.
GRACE And no, Chris, please, it's okay...
CHRIS All right then.
GRACE Bye. Thanks.
(Trip closes the front door.)
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| | | Arcade Gordon Freeman
Number of posts : 1727 Age : 32 Place you are be : BEHIND YOU Warnings : Registration date : 2008-01-19
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| Subject: Re: facade stageplay Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:17 am | |
| i decided to fuck with them this time - Spoiler:
FACADE STAGEPLAY Sat Apr 10 13 17 03 2010
GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
TRIP What, Grace... this?
GRACE Yes, you know how I feel about it --
TRIP I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!
GRACE You know I've had to ask you about this several --
TRIP Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just a minute!
GRACE Fine, Trip... fine...
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
CHRIS Hello? I'm out here.
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP Chris!!
TRIP Hey! I thought I heard someone out here! God it's been so long since we've seen you! -- (interrupted)
CHRIS Hey!
TRIP Uh...
TRIP Y -- yeah, yeah...
TRIP Well come on in...
TRIP Uh, let me go get Grace...
TRIP (unintelligable arguing)
GRACE No, no, here we are!
GRACE Chris,
GRACE Hi! How are you? Oh god it's been such a long time!
TRIP Yeah, how -- how are you doing? -- (interrupted)
GRACE I just asked him that...
CHRIS I've been good. How about you?
GRACE H-mmm (happy smile sound)
GRACE And, I've got to say, you look really good!
GRACE Well, come on in, make yourself at home!
CHRIS You guys look nice too.
GRACE Chris, that's a... that's an interesting way to say hello...
GRACE you're such a kidder, ha ha...
CHRIS ...
GRACE So, Chris, I'm hoping you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha.
(Trip closes the front door.)
TRIP Oh, Grace, let's not do that.
CHRIS Hmm...
TRIP See, I told you he would like it! There's nothing wrong with it.
CHRIS Wait.
GRACE Oh, well...
GRACE (little sigh) So about this wedding picture here...
GRACE it obviously just does not go anymore... I mean, with my new decorating and all.
TRIP Oh, Grace...
TRIP (little impatient sigh)
CHRIS Maybe if you moved it somewhere?
TRIP Well, it's impressive... even after a full day's work designing magazine ads, Grace somehow finds time to decorate...
GRACE Ha ha, I guess it's just the artist in me dying to get out.
GRACE I'm sure I can return most of this, and try to start over again on this room...
CHRIS I'm kind of thirsty.
TRIP Oh, yeah, let me fix us all some drinks in a sec!
TRIP Good news, I just fully loaded the bar, with the real quality stuff... only the best for my guests.
TRIP See, Grace, no one has a problem with your decorating, it's fine!
GRACE Well, I plan to return most of this anyhow. This room needs to be redone.
TRIP (little sigh)
TRIP So! Drinks!
TRIP So, what's your poison?
TRIP How does a martini sound?
TRIP I just got a hold of this rare imported Icelandic vermouth I want you to try!
CHRIS Okay.
GRACE uhh... you and -- (interrupted)
TRIP Perfect!
GRACE No no,
GRACE Chris, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water?
TRIP Oh come on...
CHRIS Surprise me.
GRACE Okay! Trip, you heard him!
TRIP No no, that's fine, that's fine...
TRIP (little sigh) I'll just make something nice for myself then...
TRIP Grace, I don't want to drink alone, what do you say, join me in a nice cocktail?
GRACE I'm not in the mood to drink tonight.
GRACE Just cranberry juice for me.
TRIP Okay.
CHRIS Actually, I'll take a martini instead
TRIP Well... you two are all chummy already... that's, that's good...
GRACE (big sigh)
GRACE Oh God, Chris, this isn't much fun for you, is it?
TRIP What?
CHRIS No, I'm okay.
GRACE You know, something I was thinking of --
GRACE Trip, Jesus, I can't hear myself think!
TRIP Sorry, sorry.
GRACE (frustrated sigh)
(CHRIS comforts grace.)
GRACE Oh! you're hugging me, ha ha ha...
TRIP Chris, I think you're trying to get on Grace's good side tonight.
GRACE (clears throat)
TRIP Alright Grace, your drink is ready.
CHRIS Is there a problem?
GRACE Thanks.
TRIP Chris, I -- I want you to look at this photo from our recent trip to Italy...
GRACE (impatient sigh) Trip, maybe our friend would prefer --
TRIP Grace, just because you don't like it, doesn't mean our friend won't...
(Grace sips her Grace's drink.)
CHRIS I wish I could go to Italy.
TRIP Flirting with me isn't exactly the way to get on my good side tonight.
CHRIS FUCK YOU MAN
TRIP (nervous coughing) -- (interrupted)
GRACE uh...
CHRIS YOU ALL SUCK
CHRIS AAAAAAAAAAAA
TRIP That's really...
GRACE uh...
CHRIS I GAVE GRACE AIDS
GRACE He just...
TRIP um...
TRIP You're being...
TRIP W -- what -- what we really need to do... um...
TRIP We need to call the...
CHRIS You want AIDS?
GRACE Right...
TRIP that guy we met in the elevator...
GRACE make sure... uh, they don't make that mistake again...
TRIP Ah, yes, right! Yeah... -- (interrupted)
CHRIS I'm going to kill you all.
TRIP Alright, Chris, that's it, you've got to leave.
CHRIS JUST KIDDING!
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP We'll be fine -- just go.
(Trip closes the front door.)
CHRIS You're gay!
CHRIS MAN LOVER!
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| | | Arcade Gordon Freeman
Number of posts : 1727 Age : 32 Place you are be : BEHIND YOU Warnings : Registration date : 2008-01-19
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| Subject: Re: facade stageplay Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:22 am | |
| FACADE STAGEPLAY Sat Apr 10 13 21 55 2010 - Spoiler:
TRIP Where are the new wine glasses?
GRACE What for?
TRIP That should be obvious!
GRACE Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please!
TRIP Jesus Grace, come on, I'm not asking a lot here!
GRACE What -- Trip, don't give me that look!
GRACE You're going to drive me crazy!
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
TRIP Oh, he's here!
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
GRACE What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
TRIP No, he's right on time!
GRACE Trip...!
CHRIS LET ME IN
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP Chris!!
TRIP Hey! God it's been so long since we've seen you! How are you doing, man? -- (interrupted)
CHRIS WHY AM I HERE
TRIP Uh...
TRIP Well come on in...
TRIP Uh, it'll be just a sec while I go get Grace...
CHRIS i have a sore throat
TRIP (unintelligable arguing)
CHRIS fuck this
TRIP (unintelligable arguing)
(CHRIS points to the elevator button.)
(CHRIS points to the elevator button.)
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| | | Arcade Gordon Freeman
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| Subject: Re: facade stageplay Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:28 am | |
| - Spoiler:
FACADE STAGEPLAY Sat Apr 10 13 27 56 2010
GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
TRIP What, Grace... this?
GRACE Yes, you know how I feel about it --
TRIP I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!
GRACE You know I've had to ask you about this several --
TRIP Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just a minute!
GRACE Fine, Trip... fine...
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP Chris!!
TRIP Hey! I thought I heard someone out here! Great to see you! It's been a while, how's it going?
CHRIS I didn't say anything.
TRIP Uh...
TRIP Well, anyway... why don't you come in...
CHRIS How did you know I was here?
TRIP Y -- yeah, come in, heh...
TRIP Uh, let me go get Grace...
TRIP (unintelligable arguing)
CHRIS Hurry up.
GRACE No, no, here we are!
CHRIS Finally.
GRACE Uh...
GRACE Well, come in, make yourself at home...
CHRIS Move.
TRIP Whoops, I need to go close the door. -- (interrupted)
TRIP Oh, Chris, you've got to take a look at this amazing photo from our recent trip to Italy...
(Trip closes the front door.)
GRACE (impatient sigh) Trip... -- (interrupted)
CHRIS FUCK ITALY
GRACE Um, wait...
GRACE You think we should....
GRACE have more sex...
CHRIS ... sure why not
TRIP Ha ha, ha, oh, you're -- you're quite the kidder tonight, ha ha ha...
CHRIS i can join in too
GRACE Ha, yeah, ha ha...
TRIP Ha ha, heh, never afraid to say anything that pops into your mind, ha heh heh... -- (interrupted)
CHRIS let's have a threesome
TRIP (nervous coughing)
GRACE uh...!
CHRIS right here right now
TRIP geez, I'm not, uh...
GRACE wha...!
TRIP why...
GRACE ha ha ha ha ha, heh...
TRIP ha ha...
TRIP ha ha ha!
GRACE ha ha ha ha ha!!
TRIP Ha ha ha, Chris,
GRACE heh heh heh...
TRIP heh, you had me going there for a sec...
CHRIS grace got a sex change
TRIP heh, ha ha...
TRIP You're not afraid to say anything, are you?
TRIP put us on the spot...
TRIP heh heh, you're crazy, you know that?
TRIP heh, ha ha... -- (interrupted)
CHRIS i raped her when she was five
CHRIS i'm gay for you trip
TRIP this...
(CHRIS kisses trip.)
TRIP You know what, Chris, that's it, you need to leave.
(Trip opens the front door.)
CHRIS AHAHAHAHAHA
TRIP We'll be fine -- just go.
(Trip closes the front door.)
CHRIS YES THAT WAS HILARIOUS
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| | | Arcade Gordon Freeman
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| Subject: Re: facade stageplay Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:42 am | |
| - Spoiler:
FACADE STAGEPLAY Sat Apr 10 13 40 48 2010
GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
TRIP What, Grace... this?
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
GRACE Yes, you know how I feel about it -- -- (interrupted)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
TRIP I know -- (interrupted)
TRIP Uhp, he's here!
GRACE What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now!
CHRIS yo
TRIP No, he's supposed to be here now!
GRACE God... Trip!
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP Chris!!
TRIP Hey! It's been too long, man! How are you doing, -- (interrupted)
CHRIS suck my dick
TRIP Uh...
TRIP Well come on in...
TRIP Uh, I'll -- I'll go get Grace...
TRIP (unintelligable arguing)
CHRIS k
(CHRIS picks up the phone.)
TRIP (unintelligable arguing)
TRIP (unintelligable arguing)
(CHRIS puts down the phone.)
(CHRIS picks up the phone.)
(CHRIS sits on the couch.)
GRACE Chris,
GRACE Hi! How are you? I'm so happy to see you after so long!
TRIP Yeah, yeah, how are you doing?
GRACE I just asked him that...
CHRIS don't you see i'm on the phone
TRIP Well, I -- (interrupted)
GRACE Uh...
GRACE Well, anyway... make yourself at home...
TRIP Huh, I'll close the door.
(CHRIS gets up from the couch.)
TRIP Heh heh, Chris, -- (interrupted)
CHRIS wait
TRIP Oh, well, uh, I've -- I've missed you.
(Trip closes the front door.)
TRIP Hey, I just realized something.
GRACE What...
TRIP Oh, tonight's a special night! A celebration in fact!
GRACE It is?
TRIP Chris, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us.
TRIP Senior year of college!
GRACE Oh... geez...
TRIP Remember that?
TRIP Um, well, without you, we wouldn't even have this celebration.
GRACE So, Chris, -- (interrupted)
CHRIS i dropped my keys outside
GRACE Oh, um, well... I want to ask you...
GRACE Uhh, you know, I've been collecting these little glass sculptures for God knows how long now.
TRIP I always hear people talking -- (interrupted)
CHRIS they're gay
TRIP Well hold on, hold on, take a closer look, give it a chance to soak in a little.
GRACE (frustrated sigh) So I've been collecting all these sculptures...
GRACE but now whenever I look at them, I suddenly get such a... such a... headache!
TRIP Oh, Grace...
CHRIS this one looks like a penis
TRIP uh... uh, heh heh...
GRACE (nervous coughing)
TRIP geez, I'm not, uh...
TRIP what...
GRACE wha...!
TRIP ha ha...
CHRIS i'm going to commit suicide
GRACE ha ha...
TRIP ha ha ha!
GRACE ha ha ha ha!!
TRIP Ha ha ha, Chris,
CHRIS right now
GRACE heh heh...
TRIP heh, you had me going there for a sec...
CHRIS i'm serious
TRIP heh, ha ha...
TRIP You're not afraid to say anything, are you?
TRIP put us on the spot...
TRIP heh heh, you're crazy, you know that?
(CHRIS puts down the phone.)
TRIP ha ha...
(CHRIS picks up the red wine bottle.)
TRIP (big sigh)
TRIP Anyway... what were we talking about, heh?
(CHRIS puts down the red wine bottle.)
TRIP I'm gonna fix us some drinks.
(CHRIS picks up a trinket 1.)
TRIP Ah, you need to help me break in my expensive new set of cocktail making accessories.
(CHRIS puts down a trinket 1.)
TRIP So, what's your poison?
TRIP How does a martini sound?
(CHRIS sits on the couch.)
(CHRIS points to the big abstract painting.)
GRACE Oh that new painting, yes, well, I'm trying to decide if I like it...
(CHRIS gets up from the couch.)
(CHRIS points to the big abstract painting.)
TRIP Well I know a good investment when I see it.
(CHRIS points to the little painting.)
GRACE (clears throat)
TRIP Uh, well, you know what, I'm just going to make you a martini.
(CHRIS points to the wedding photo.)
(CHRIS points to the wedding photo.)
GRACE No no,
GRACE Chris, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water?
TRIP Oh... you know our wedding picture is the first thing everyone notices when they enter the room. -- (interrupted)
TRIP Chris, -- (interrupted)
TRIP Chris, are you -- are you leaving the room?
TRIP (little sigh) Anyway... I can't remember what we were talking about...
CHRIS i am a king
GRACE W -- wait, wait, what's wrong, Trip?
GRACE Trip, it's okay if we disagree in front of our friend --
TRIP Disagreeing?! We're NOT disagreeing.
CHRIS do you have a playstation
GRACE What...?
TRIP Oh, Chris, I thought you might like this photo I just put up from our recent trip to Italy.
GRACE Uhh, it's a beautiful picture of the Italian countryside, of course he'll like it!
TRIP Grace, I know you don't like it, but our friend might.
TRIP Chris, Come take look at this!
GRACE God, this evening is getting more exhilarating by the minute...
GRACE (little sigh)
GRACE Chris, this is making you uncomfortable. See Trip, was it really worth it to fly us all the way to Italy so you could take that inane picture?
GRACE (little sigh) I'll take the picture down later tonight before I go to bed.
TRIP Grace...!
TRIP (short petulant sigh)
TRIP Chris, this trip to Italy was meant to be our second honeymoon.
GRACE Oh, was that what it was? Huh, I'm always the last to know.
TRIP Grace, I wanted us to spend some time together...!
(CHRIS picks up the white wine bottle.)
GRACE Trip thinks carting me off to Europe will, how did you put it, thaw me out a little bit?
(CHRIS puts down the white wine bottle.)
TRIP Ahh, this is bullshit!
(CHRIS picks up the brass bull.)
GRACE Ahh, no, you're full of shit!
GRACE Thaw me out...
(CHRIS puts down the brass bull.)
GRACE Trip, you think you're so romantic... but no you're trying to manipulate me!
TRIP (little impatient sigh) -- (interrupted)
(CHRIS kisses trip.)
TRIP Look, just quit the flirting right now, I'm warning you!
TRIP Goddamn italy...
TRIP I try to reach out to you, I try to be romantic with you, but you're cold, -- (interrupted)
(CHRIS kisses grace.)
GRACE Okay, yeah, I hear you, alright?
(CHRIS kisses trip.)
GRACE Okay, you know what, Chris,
GRACE I need to ask you something.
TRIP Grace --
GRACE Trip, let me ask our guest a question.
(CHRIS picks up a martini glass 1.)
(CHRIS puts down a martini glass 1.)
GRACE Chris, yes or no...
(CHRIS picks up a martini glass 2.)
(CHRIS puts down a martini glass 2.)
(CHRIS picks up a martini glass 3.)
(CHRIS puts down a martini glass 3.)
GRACE In a marriage, shouldn't you try to help the other person get what they want?
(CHRIS picks up a martini glass 4.)
(CHRIS puts down a martini glass 4.)
TRIP What?
GRACE I mean, marriage is supposed to be about what the _other person wants_, not what _you want_, right? -- (interrupted)
CHRIS just get a divorce
GRACE Look, you don't need answer, I don't need to hear anymore!
GRACE You keep trying to tell me you love me, Trip, that you're so romantic, but I know you're hiding something from me, goddammit!
CHRIS kill him
TRIP Oh, Jesus...!
TRIP Yeah, go on, get out of my face!
TRIP I can't even frigging look at you.
TRIP Goddammit, Grace!
TRIP uhh!
CHRIS uhh
TRIP What are you saying? What?
GRACE What, I can't hear you, are you talking to me?
TRIP No!
TRIP Chris, this has never ever happened before...! -- (interrupted)
GRACE Oh, God!!
GRACE uhh!
(CHRIS comforts grace.)
GRACE Chris, we're not normally like this, I don't know what's going on... -- (interrupted)
(CHRIS kisses grace.)
GRACE Hey, stop it, goddamn it!
TRIP What? Are you talking about me in there?
GRACE I'm not talking to you!
GRACE Chris, (annoyed sigh) Trip is just so...
TRIP Oh ho, so we're talking about me, are we?
GRACE What?
GRACE Damn it, Trip, you and my parents are always planning these stupid trips I have to go on..
CHRIS hit him
TRIP They're vacations! Expensive ones at that! -- (interrupted)
CHRIS come on
GRACE No?
TRIP Ah, you want to know more. Thank you, that helps her. Grace, you never want to go on vacation with me and your parents - so I have to plan everything!
CHRIS hit him
GRACE Uhh..
TRIP Look, let's talk about us both, not just one of us.
GRACE I think Trip's afraid of visiting his parents. He does everything he can to avoid seeing them.
TRIP Afraid of my parents?! My parents are idiots.
GRACE No, it's true...
CHRIS i'm stealing your wine
TRIP Chris, does it look like I want to fix you drinks right now?
CHRIS i said i'm stealing it you dumbass
TRIP No don't criticize me anymore, it's just going to turn this even more ugly!
CHRIS like your mom
GRACE Trip, why can't you be more like your parents? They're real.
TRIP Yeah, real tacky. -- (interrupted)
CHRIS real gay that is
TRIP No?
TRIP See Grace? Even our friend thinks they're tacky.
GRACE Oh god...
GRACE Let's talk some more about us, our relationship.
GRACE I think... I think... Trip and I are drifting... I'm afraid we're becoming... disconnected... -- (interrupted)
CHRIS get laid
TRIP Okay, Chris, you know what? I think you should leave.
TRIP I'm sorry, but, uhh, I don't know what the deal is with you tonight.
CHRIS wait
(Trip opens the front door.)
CHRIS you're gay
TRIP We'll be fine -- just go.
(Trip closes the front door.)
CHRIS man lover
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| Subject: Re: facade stageplay Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:10 am | |
| he didn't even let me in lolol - Spoiler:
FACADE STAGEPLAY Sat Apr 10 17 09 33 2010
TRIP Where are the new wine glasses?
GRACE What for?
TRIP That should be obvious!
GRACE Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please!
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
TRIP Uhp, he's here!
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
GRACE What?! You said he's coming an hour from now! -- (interrupted)
TRIP No, he's supposed to be here now!
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
GRACE Trip...!
(Trip opens the front door.)
CHRIS Suck my dick, nigger.
TRIP Chris!!
TRIP Ah I'm so happy you could make it! -- (interrupted)
CHRIS You're a fag.
(Trip closes the front door.)
CHRIS HAHAHAHAHA
CHRIS YES
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| Subject: Re: facade stageplay Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:21 am | |
| this one sucked - Spoiler:
FACADE STAGEPLAY Sat Apr 10 17 20 52 2010
TRIP Where are the new wine glasses?
GRACE What for?
TRIP That should be obvious!
GRACE Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please!
TRIP Jesus Grace, come on, I'm not asking a lot here! -- (interrupted)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
TRIP Uhp, he's here!
GRACE What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!
TRIP No, he's supposed to be here now!
GRACE Trip...!
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP Chris!!
TRIP Hi! It's so great to see you! -- (interrupted)
CHRIS Guys, I have terrible news.
TRIP Uh...
TRIP Well anyway... come in, I guess...
GRACE No, no, here we are!
CHRIS Don't you want to know my news?
GRACE Chris,
GRACE Hi! How are you? Oh god it's been such a long time! -- (interrupted)
GRACE Uh...
GRACE Well, anyway... make yourself at home...
CHRIS I've been having some bad luck.
TRIP I'm just going to go close the door.
TRIP Oh, Chris, take a look at this photo I just put up from our trip to Italy a couple -- (interrupted)
(Trip closes the front door.)
CHRIS My house got broken into.
GRACE What...?
TRIP Ha... Chris, that's why we like you, you're not afraid to give us shit...
GRACE Ha ha... yeah... (clears throat) Well I think Trip enjoyed that.
CHRIS What? I got robbed!
CHRIS This is serious!
TRIP W -- well, come take a look!
GRACE Chris, come over here and sit on the couch with me.
CHRIS Can't you help me?
TRIP Oh, ha ha, thanks --
GRACE Chris, you're always so sweet to us. Isn't he sweet. -- (interrupted)
GRACE Trip, darling, your obsession with that photo of yours is making our friend uncomfortable.
TRIP (little sigh)
CHRIS I GOT ROBBED! Don't you care?
TRIP Oh, ha ha, I --
GRACE Ah you seem to remember how much Trip likes compliments.
TRIP (annoyed sigh)
TRIP Okay, well, you and I are getting along better tonight than I first thought, heh heh!
GRACE Yes, you -- (interrupted)
CHRIS Never mind. I'm thirsty.
TRIP Oh, yeah, let me fix us all some drinks in a sec!
TRIP Ah, you need to help me break in my expensive new set of cocktail making accessories.
GRACE So, about my decorating...
GRACE Uhh, what I wanted with this room was some kind of post-modern style...
TRIP Yeah, yeah...!
GRACE but it is clearly not happening at all. This is such a mess.
TRIP Oh, Grace...
CHRIS Well, maybe with a little work...
GRACE Oh, yeah, let me tell you about work! I'm the lead designer on a new project.
TRIP Our project. -- (interrupted)
CHRIS Sounds great.
TRIP Yeah, yeah...
TRIP Grace, it seems no one has a problem with your decorating...
GRACE Trip, that's what you always say, but believe me, this room needs to be redone. Uhh, first chance I get I'm going to return whatever furniture they're willing to take ba
TRIP Okay, okay, I tried... (little sigh)
TRIP (little sigh)
TRIP Ah, -- (interrupted)
CHRIS Is there a problem?
GRACE N -- no, wait, what's wrong, Trip?
GRACE Trip, it's okay if we disagree in front of our friend --
TRIP Disagreeing?! We're NOT disagreeing.
CHRIS You just did.
GRACE What...?
TRIP So... drinks...
TRIP Ah I know... I'm going to open us a magnificent, I mean, astounding Bordeaux.
TRIP Top of the line, very rare, very difficult to acquire --
(CHRIS sits on the couch.)
(CHRIS gets up from the couch.)
GRACE God Trip, you are such a wine snob. Just like my dad.
TRIP I'll take that as a compliment. Chris, what do you say?
CHRIS Sure.
TRIP Perfect! Ooh, you're going to love this.
GRACE No no,
GRACE Chris, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water?
TRIP Oh come on...
CHRIS The wine sounds good.
TRIP Yeah, no, we need to open this wine! Our friend is here, we're going to enjoy ourselves, that's all there is to it!
GRACE (frustrated sigh)
TRIP I've been dying to try this Bordeaux for a long time, this is the perfect opportunity --
GRACE That's not our anniversary wine is it?
GRACE That's not the Bordeaux we saved from our wedding, that we were going to drink on our tenth wedding anniversary, RIGHT?!
CHRIS Oh snap.
TRIP Whoops.
TRIP Ahh, this is bullshit!
GRACE Ahh, no, you're full of shit!
GRACE Our anniversary wine!
GRACE Sometimes I feel like our whole marriage is just for show! I don't know what you really feel!
TRIP (little impatient sigh) Chris, can you believe this?
TRIP (frustrated sigh)
GRACE Oh, Chris, yeah...
GRACE I can predict what you'll say...
GRACE The way you keep talking about Trip's goddamn drinks.
CHRIS I'm sorry.
GRACE Huh? What are you saying to me?
GRACE Our anniversary wine!
GRACE You so desperately want to be high class! So badly!
TRIP Oh, Jesus...!
GRACE Okay, you know what, Chris,
CHRIS Are you mad at me?
GRACE I need to ask you something.
TRIP Grace --
GRACE Trip, let me ask our guest a question.
GRACE Chris, yes or no...
GRACE In a marriage, shouldn't one person try to make their spouse a better person, even if they don't want it?
TRIP What?
GRACE I mean, even if they don't actually want it, shouldn't you help your spouse understand a better way to be? -- (interrupted)
CHRIS You can't force things on people.
GRACE What...?!
GRACE Oh, alright... yes...
GRACE Don't you see, Trip?! Our marriage... is a sham, Trip! Don't you see that? It's all fake, all pretend...
TRIP Oh, Christ...!
CHRIS THE PLOT THICKENS
TRIP Uhh! Yeah, go on, go away!
TRIP I can't stand frigging looking at you!
TRIP Oh... Shit!
TRIP uhh!
TRIP Chris, this is -- (interrupted)
CHRIS Maybe I should go apologize.
TRIP What are you saying? What?
GRACE What, I can't hear you, are you talking to me?
TRIP I was not talking to you!
GRACE Chris, (annoyed sigh) Trip is just so...
TRIP Oh ho, so we're talking about me, are we?
GRACE What?
GRACE Trip, it's your fault -- ten years ago, freshly married and just out of college,
GRACE you convinced me to go into advertising, instead of art!
TRIP What?
GRACE If it weren't for you, I could be a real artist by now.
TRIP Uhh... Chris, uhh...
TRIP That's bullshit.
GRACE Uhh...
GRACE Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us.
GRACE I get so upset when I think about it... God, I regret it so much...
TRIP What?
GRACE Why did I let you convince me to give up painting?
TRIP Oh, Christ... Chris, uhh...
CHRIS I need a bandage. I'm bleeding.
TRIP No?
TRIP Thank you, you disagree, that helps us! Grace, see, you've twisted this all up, and you're acting like your whole goddamn life is over already!
CHRIS WHAT THE HELL I AM INJURED
GRACE (frustrated sigh)
GRACE Let's keep the focus on us, our relationship.
GRACE Trip, can't you see, it's the way you speak, the way you talk to me...!
CHRIS AGH
TRIP What, I'm not allowed to be angry?
GRACE You tell me what to do, you don't listen.
TRIP Chris, I'm not telling her what to do, I'm trying to help her!
CHRIS SHOVE THIS WINE UP YOUR ASS
TRIP Chris, come on, I don't feel like fixing drinks at this moment!
GRACE Chris, it's time that Trip finally just admits that our marriage --
TRIP Grace, don't, no, you don't need to --
CHRIS niggers.
GRACE Admits -- (interrupted)
TRIP You know what, Chris, that's it, you need to leave.
(CHRIS knocks on the front door.)
(CHRIS opens the front door.)
TRIP Chris, come on, you've got to go.
(CHRIS points to the elevator button.)
(CHRIS points to the elevator button.)
CHRIS fuck you
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| Subject: Re: facade stageplay Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:28 am | |
| so i noticed one of the names was "dan" - Spoiler:
FACADE STAGEPLAY Sat Apr 10 17 27 26 2010
GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
TRIP What, Grace... this?
GRACE Yes, you know how I feel about it --
TRIP I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!
GRACE You know I've had to ask you about this several -- -- (interrupted)
(Dan knocks on the front door.)
(Dan knocks on the front door.)
TRIP Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just -- (interrupted)
(Dan knocks on the front door.)
TRIP Uhp, he's here!
GRACE What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now!
TRIP No, he's supposed to be here now!
GRACE God... Trip!
(Trip opens the front door.)
DAN I'm Dan, the serial killer kangaroo
TRIP Dan!!
TRIP Hey! It's been too long, man! -- (interrupted)
TRIP Alright!
TRIP Wow, it's so great to see you after so long.
TRIP Well come on in!
DAN I'll murder you all!
TRIP Uh, n -- no, heh, come in!
TRIP Uh, let me go get Grace...
TRIP (unintelligable arguing)
DAN In your sleep! You'll all die!
TRIP (unintelligable arguing)
DAN And then I'll put you in my pouch!
TRIP (unintelligable arguing)
DAN ...
GRACE Dan,
GRACE Hi! How are you? I'm so happy to see you after so long!
TRIP Yeah, it has been a long time.
DAN I'll rape your dead body!
TRIP Alright, Dan, that's it, you've got to leave.
TRIP We can put up with a lot, but we have our limits, you know?
(Trip opens the front door.)
DAN You'll all die!
TRIP We'll be fine -- just go.
(Trip closes the front door.)
DAN DIE!
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| Subject: Re: facade stageplay Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:37 am | |
| - Spoiler:
FACADE STAGEPLAY Sat Apr 10 17 35 35 2010
GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
TRIP What, Grace... this?
GRACE Yes, you know how I feel about it --
TRIP I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!
GRACE You know I've had to ask you about this several --
TRIP Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just a minute!
GRACE Fine, Trip... fine...
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
TRIP Uhp, he's here!
GRACE What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!
TRIP No, he's supposed to be here now!
GRACE Trip...!
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP Chris!!
CHRIS i'm a nigger
TRIP Hey! God it's been so long since we've seen you! -- (interrupted)
(Trip closes the front door.)
CHRIS RACIST
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| Subject: Re: facade stageplay Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:48 am | |
| - Spoiler:
FACADE STAGEPLAY Sat Apr 10 17 47 27 2010
GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
TRIP What, Grace... this?
GRACE Yes, you know how I feel about it --
TRIP I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!
GRACE You know I've had to ask you about this several -- -- (interrupted)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
TRIP Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just -- (interrupted)
TRIP Oh, he's here!
GRACE What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now!
TRIP No, he's right on time!
GRACE God... Trip!
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP Chris!!
TRIP Hi! It's so great to see you! It's been a while how's it going? -- (interrupted)
CHRIS Hello.
TRIP Yeah, hi!
TRIP Wow, it's so great to see you after so -- (interrupted)
TRIP Uh, I'll -- I'll go get Grace...
GRACE No, no, here we are!
GRACE Chris,
CHRIS Hello.
GRACE Hi! How are you? Oh it's so nice to see you, it feels like it's been forever! -- (interrupted)
GRACE H-mmm (happy smile sound)
GRACE And I have to say, you look great.
GRACE So come on in, make yourself -- (interrupted)
CHRIS Group hug.
GRACE Aw, H-mmm (happy smile sound)
TRIP Heh heh, Chris, seeing you brings back good -- (interrupted)
PHONE ** RING **
(Trip closes the front door.)
TRIP Oh, I'll get it --
GRACE No, no, we have a guest, we can let the answering machine pick it up. -- (interrupted)
PHONE ** RING **
(CHRIS picks up the phone.)
PHONE Grace? Hello?
GRACE Chris, no! Please don't do that.
PHONE Who is this? Grace is that you?
GRACE Uhh, it's my dad, I can hear his voice.
PHONE I don't recognize your voice...
TRIP Oh!
PHONE Excuse me, I must have the wrong number... ** click **
GRACE Okay, he's being annoying, as usual... just -- just hang it up.
(CHRIS puts down the phone.)
GRACE Oh, good, you hung up. I can call him back later, or in a few days, heh.
TRIP I wanted to say hello --
GRACE No no, Trip, we're entertaining a friend in our new apartment...
GRACE the last thing I want to do is talk to my parents.
TRIP Well, Grace's parents... They're something else, really classy people --
GRACE Uhh, no, they're impossible, they're always expecting me to act like the dutiful daughter, it's so annoying. -- (interrupted)
CHRIS I have a question.
GRACE N -- no, no, talking about my parents is just going to frustrate me.
GRACE Well, we're all friends here...
CHRIS Not about them.
TRIP Heh heh, Chris, seeing you brings back good memories, you know? -- (interrupted)
CHRIS I have to ask something.
TRIP Oh, well, uh, I've -- I've missed you.
TRIP Whoa I just realized something!
GRACE What...
CHRIS Want to buy some weed?
TRIP Uh -- well, tonight is special!
TRIP Chris, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us.
TRIP Senior year of college!
GRACE Oh... god...
TRIP Remember that?
CHRIS Free weed. Right here.
TRIP We really want to thank you for years and years of...
GRACE Pain.
TRIP Heh heh heh... Agony.
CHRIS Okay, weed and crack.
GRACE Love. -- (interrupted)
TRIP (nervous coughing)
GRACE uh...!
TRIP geez, I'm not, uh...
GRACE wha...!
TRIP (nervous coughing)
GRACE ha ha...
GRACE ha ha ha ha ha!!
TRIP ha ha, heh...
TRIP heh, ha ha ha!
TRIP Ha ha ha, Chris,
CHRIS Don't you want marijuana?
GRACE heh heh heh...
TRIP heh heh, you had me going there for a sec...
TRIP heh, ha ha...
TRIP You're not afraid to say anything, are you?
CHRIS I have it right here, see?
TRIP put us on the spot...
TRIP heh heh, you're crazy, you know that?
TRIP ha ha...
TRIP (big sigh)
TRIP Anyway, uh... what were we -- (interrupted)
CHRIS Want to buy some crack?
TRIP uh...
GRACE uh...
TRIP Why...
CHRIS Fine, nevermind.
GRACE He...
TRIP uh...
GRACE should we...
GRACE He just...
GRACE Let's get the um... the um...
GRACE Oh we need to make sure we -- we look at... uh...
TRIP Right, yeah...
GRACE that can of preserved fruit or what -- whatever it is...
TRIP it needs to be aired out again...
GRACE Uh good idea, yeah, yeah...
GRACE (long release sigh)
GRACE yeah...
TRIP (little sigh)
TRIP Ah, Chris, you probably didn't come here to hear this, heh...
GRACE What?
CHRIS I came here to sell cocaine.
GRACE What...?
GRACE You know, ever since we got married, Trip is forever trying to get me to buy new furniture, and redecorate,
GRACE and -- and it's true, I kind of enjoy it but... -- (interrupted)
CHRIS Do you want some marijuana?
TRIP Well, you have to appreciate how after a full day's work designing magazine ads, Grace can find the time to redecorate -- -- (interrupted)
GRACE I want to throw it all out, get rid of everything, and throw paint all over the walls...
CHRIS I have to go soon.
GRACE Oh, um, well... I want to ask you... -- (interrupted)
GRACE But, Chris, you have to look at this room, and admit it looks terrible.
TRIP Grace --
GRACE I mean, look around, this room is... it's hideous!
TRIP Grace, no, no, don't say that!
CHRIS I agree. But I am stoned.
TRIP No no, no no, see, Grace loves expensive furniture, she...
TRIP grew up in this really nice house, with really nice couches and fancy dishes, and, and she can't live without this stuff.
CHRIS I'm going to pee on your floor.
GRACE (little sigh) -- (interrupted)
GRACE Yeah I just had to have this damn style...
GRACE but... dammit, I'm wrong, it is just not coming together at all!
TRIP Grace... come on!
GRACE (frustrated sigh)
CHRIS I'm leaving.
GRACE (annoyed sigh) I bet I can return most of this, and start over again on this room...
GRACE (frustrated sigh)
TRIP Grace, everything's fine! No one is complaining about your decorating --
GRACE No, decorating is just --
GRACE (frustrated sigh)
GRACE There must be some way I could --
CHRIS Are you paying attention to me?
GRACE Uhh, if we talk about my decorating anymore I'm going to go crazy.
GRACE I don't know what to think. I don't know.
TRIP You're good at decorating, trust yourself.
TRIP Oh, Chris, I thought you might like this photo I just put up from our recent trip to Italy.
GRACE Uhh, it's a beautiful picture of the Italian countryside, of course he'll like it!
TRIP Grace, I know you don't like it, but our friend might.
GRACE (short petulant sigh)
(CHRIS opens the front door.)
(CHRIS knocks on the front door.)
GRACE Chris, this is making you uncomfortable. See Trip, was it really worth it to fly us all -- (interrupted)
TRIP Chris, what's going on, are you thinking of leaving?
TRIP (little sigh) Anyway... I can't remember what we were talking about...
CHRIS I told you I was leaving earlier.
TRIP Okay, Chris, you know what? I think you should leave.
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP We'll be fine -- just go.
CHRIS Dumbass.
(Trip closes the front door.)
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| Subject: Re: facade stageplay Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:02 am | |
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| Subject: Re: facade stageplay Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:59 am | |
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| | | Arcade Gordon Freeman
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| Subject: Re: facade stageplay Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:32 pm | |
| - Spoiler:
FACADE STAGEPLAY Sun Apr 11 00 32 09 2010
GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
TRIP What, Grace... this?
GRACE Yes, you know how I feel about it --
TRIP I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
GRACE You know I've had to ask you about this several -- (interrupted)
TRIP Get off -- (interrupted)
TRIP Oh, he's here!
GRACE What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!
TRIP No, he's right on time!
GRACE Trip...!
(Trip opens the front door.)
CHRIS Hello everyone!
TRIP Chris!!
TRIP Ah I'm so happy you could make it! -- (interrupted)
TRIP Uh...
TRIP Well come on in...
TRIP Uh, let me go get Grace...
TRIP (unintelligable arguing)
GRACE No, no, here we are!
GRACE Chris,
GRACE Hi! How are you? Oh it's so nice to see you, it feels like it's been forever!
TRIP Yeah, it's been too long. -- (interrupted)
GRACE By the way, you look fabulous!
CHRIS Is it okay if I sit down?
GRACE Uh...
GRACE Well, um... make yourself at home, I guess...
TRIP Whoops, I need to go close the door.
(CHRIS sits on the couch.)
TRIP Heh heh, Chris, seeing you again makes me remember the good times we all used to have.
(Trip closes the front door.)
GRACE Yes...
TRIP Whoa I just realized something!
GRACE What...
TRIP We have to celebrate! Tonight's a special night!
GRACE What do you mean?
TRIP Chris, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us.
TRIP Senior year of college!
GRACE Oh... geez...
CHRIS I remember.
TRIP We really want to thank you for years and years of...
GRACE Pain.
TRIP Heh heh heh... Agony.
(CHRIS gets up from the couch.)
GRACE Love.
TRIP Uh, yeah, love, yeah, love.
CHRIS I like the view.
PHONE ** RING **
TRIP Oh, I'll -- (interrupted)
(CHRIS picks up the phone.)
PHONE Grace? Hello?
GRACE Chris, no! Please don't do that.
PHONE Who is this? Grace is that you?
GRACE Uhh, it's my dad, I can hear his voice.
PHONE I don't recognize your voice...
TRIP Oh!
PHONE Excuse me, I must have the wrong number... ** click **
GRACE Okay, he's being annoying, as usual... just -- just hang it up.
(CHRIS puts down the phone.)
GRACE Oh, good, you hung up. I can call him back later, or in a few days, heh.
TRIP I wanted to say hello --
GRACE No no, Trip, we're entertaining a friend in our new apartment...
GRACE the last thing I want to do is talk to my parents.
TRIP Well, Grace's parents... They're something else, really classy people --
GRACE Uhh, no, they're impossible, they expect me to drive up to the house in Connecticut to attend all their stupid socialite charity benefits and parties, it's so tiresome.
TRIP (frustrated sigh)
GRACE Yes, you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha.
TRIP Grace, oh, no, we don't need to do that.
GRACE Uhh, you know, everybody tells me the view from our balcony is so wonderful...
TRIP Yeah, it really makes me feel like I've made it. -- (interrupted)
CHRIS I love the view.
TRIP Ah, yes, Chris, I knew you'd like it. See, Grace?
GRACE (frustrated sigh)
GRACE (frustrated sigh) So everybody loves the view...
GRACE but a view of trees would be so much more healthy... I'm dying to see some green.
TRIP Oh, Grace...
CHRIS I could stare out all day.
GRACE Oh, how nice, I've been waiting so long for someone to say that!
TRIP Wait, what?
GRACE Trip, our friend has just been refreshingly honest about my decorating, which I really appreciate.
TRIP Huh... okay, good, that's -- that's good...
GRACE Trip, if you can't see it, don't worry about it, you've never had an eye for these things.
TRIP I -- uhh.
GRACE (big sigh)
GRACE Oh God, Chris, I hope you didn't come here tonight to be entertained...
TRIP What?
CHRIS I'm okay.
GRACE Trip, -- (interrupted)
TRIP What...?
TRIP Grace, come on, it's not helping things for you to say that...
GRACE Trip, it's okay if we disagree in front of our friend --
TRIP Disagreeing?! We're NOT disagreeing. We're, we're not.
TRIP (frustrated sigh) Sheejus.
TRIP Okay, well, you and I are getting along better tonight than I first thought, heh heh!
TRIP Oh, Chris, I thought you might like this photo I just put up from our recent trip to Italy.
GRACE Uhh, it's a beautiful picture of the Italian countryside, of course he'll like it!
TRIP Grace, I know you don't like it, but our friend might.
GRACE By the way, anybody, join me on the couch if you like.
TRIP Um... uhh, Now, -- (interrupted)
GRACE Chris, this is making you uncomfortable. See Trip, was it really worth it to fly us all the way to Italy so you could take that inane picture?
GRACE (little sigh) I'll take the picture down later tonight before I go to bed.
TRIP Grace...!
TRIP (short petulant sigh)
TRIP Chris, this trip to Italy was meant to be our second honeymoon.
GRACE Oh, was that what it was? Huh, I'm always the last to know.
TRIP Grace, I wanted us to spend some time together...! -- (interrupted)
TRIP Chris, are you okay? You're acting all fidgety.
CHRIS I'm okay.
GRACE Trip thinks carting me off to Europe will, how did you put it, thaw me out a little bit?
TRIP Ahh, this is bullshit!
GRACE Ahh, no, you're full of shit!
GRACE Thaw me out...
GRACE Trip, you think you're so romantic... but no you're trying to manipulate me!
TRIP (little impatient sigh) Chris, can you believe this?
TRIP (frustrated sigh)
GRACE And you...
GRACE I can predict what you'll say...
GRACE You're so positive tonight, it's driving me crazy!
TRIP Your goddamn parents...
CHRIS I'm sorry.
TRIP You think you're better than me just because I didn't come from a rich background! -- (interrupted)
GRACE Oh, my -- (interrupted)
TRIP What, what -- what are you saying?
GRACE Romance... goddamn...
GRACE Chris,
TRIP Oh, god...!
GRACE Are you trying to say we've got problems? Or I've got problems, that this is all my fault from the start? Is that what you think?
CHRIS No.
GRACE Alright, you know what, Chris,
GRACE I'm going to ask you something.
TRIP Grace --
GRACE Trip, let me ask our guest a question.
GRACE Chris, yes or no...
GRACE A person in a marriage should fully trust the other person, right?
CHRIS Yes.
TRIP What...?! -- (interrupted)
TRIP Oh, okay... sure...
TRIP Uhh, Grace, I love you, you're my wife, I love you, and you... are accusing me of... I don't know what, what are you accusing me of? I love you, don't you know that?!
GRACE Oh, that's great Trip!
GRACE Uhh! Yeah, good, get out of my sight!
GRACE I can't stand you!
CHRIS Are you okay?
GRACE Dammit, Trip!
GRACE uhh!
GRACE Chris, we're not normally like this, I don't know what's going on...
CHRIS Go talk to Grace.
GRACE What are you saying? What?
TRIP What? Are you talking about me in there?
GRACE What do you care?
CHRIS Try to work this out.
TRIP Grace, you're -- you're just so...
GRACE Oh, we're talking about me, are we?
TRIP What?
TRIP Grace, even though you're now a creative director at work,
TRIP the truth is... you're not an artist.
GRACE Uhh...!
TRIP I'm sorry, you're not.
GRACE Chris, uhh...
GRACE Chris, you see, this is what I've had to put up with, for ten goddamn years.
TRIP Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us both.
GRACE Trip, you just pretend to like all this stuff... fancy cigars, and fine wine...
TRIP You think I'm not good enough...!
GRACE I never said that! I'm saying there's more to you than all this...
TRIP Let's keep talking about us both, not just one of us.
GRACE Damn it, Trip, you and my parents are always planning these stupid trips I have to go on..
TRIP They're vacations! Expensive ones at that!
GRACE Of course nobody thinks to ask me what I want.
CHRIS This is making me uncomfortable.
TRIP Oh, now it's all my fault. Just because your parents and I get along, now it's some big conspiracy.
GRACE God...
TRIP Let's talk some more about us both.
GRACE I think Trip's afraid of visiting his parents. He does everything he can to avoid seeing them.
TRIP Afraid of my parents?! My parents are idiots.
GRACE No, it's true...
CHRIS Talk.
TRIP Look, let's talk about Grace now.
TRIP Grace, I don't think you really do want us to quit our jobs, lead a simpler lifestyle.
GRACE What? Trip, you know what I --
TRIP Oh come on! You grew up with a silver spoon in your mouth. You can't live any other way.
TRIP Oh God, I cannot believe this...
GRACE Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us.
TRIP You know what makes me so angry?
GRACE What?
TRIP How you've so conveniently forgotten how much you used to actually hate painting!
GRACE Chris, I -- I -- uhh...!
CHRIS There's a problem here.
GRACE No?
GRACE No, Trip, you don't get it, I -- I -- I don't hate painting, I...
TRIP Let's keep talking about us both, not just one of us.
GRACE I think... I think... Trip and I are drifting... I'm afraid we're becoming... disconnected...
CHRIS Just talk it out.
TRIP Yes?
GRACE Ah, yes, that helps us.
TRIP What!? Grace, I'm right here. I'm the -- I'm the same person I've... I've... always been...
GRACE Chris, I mean, is there something I should do...?
CHRIS Are you all right?
TRIP No, let's switch to talking about Grace.
GRACE Oh, Chris, look, I know you're trying to help, but right now we just need get this all out in the open...
TRIP Let's keep our focus on Grace.
TRIP Grace, we don't -- we don't have to do this... things are okay, we can just --
GRACE Chris, I can't stand the pretending anymore... I can't take it!
CHRIS Talk to Trip.
TRIP No, Grace, we can... I mean, come on, don't make it out to be so bad...
GRACE Uhh...
TRIP Look, let's talk about us both, not just one of us.
TRIP It's so annoying... Grace, why is it that anytime I want to do something nice for you, you resist it?
GRACE Trip...
TRIP Like I always have to convince you?
GRACE Chris, you know, we... -- (interrupted)
CHRIS Grace, he's trying to help.
TRIP Aha!
GRACE Chris, you're saying I'm... loving?
GRACE You know, Trip is always hinting that I'm... I'm some kind of... cold, distant person...
TRIP Uhh...
GRACE But I'm not!
CHRIS He doesn't mean it.
GRACE No?
GRACE See, the thing is, it just depends on who I'm with!
TRIP (frustrated sigh)
TRIP Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us both.
TRIP Chris, you think this is all my fault, don't you?
GRACE See, you lied to me from the moment we got married, insisted I'd be better off in advertising than art.
CHRIS No, it's not your fault.
TRIP Ah!
GRACE What? Chris, you're saying I'm to blame?
GRACE What?
CHRIS No one is to blame.
TRIP See, Grace, you're the -- (interrupted)
GRACE No?
GRACE Oh, thank God you disagree, that helps! See, Trip, deep down, I've always been an artist.
TRIP (little sigh)
GRACE Okay, stop, I -- I can't do this anymore, goddammit!
GRACE Chris, I know what you're hinting at, okay?!
GRACE about me...
GRACE about art...
GRACE Do you two want to hear the honest truth? Huh?
GRACE Chris, are you ready for that?
CHRIS Okay.
GRACE Trip?
TRIP Yes...!
GRACE See, Chris, I've been listening carefully to what you've been saying tonight.
GRACE You've really been pushing me.
GRACE It makes me wonder if you're really my friend...?
TRIP Grace!
GRACE Chris, come on -- yes or no...
CHRIS I am your friend.
GRACE Do you really think that...
GRACE praising Trip...
GRACE and worst of all,
GRACE saying I need to be more loving...
GRACE but especially what you said about trusting your spouse...
GRACE that I'm supposed to realize something about myself from all that?
GRACE Is it supposed to add up to something meaningful, or... what?
GRACE Is it? I just want a yes or a no.
CHRIS I am your friend. I want to help.
GRACE No, Chris, just give me a yes or a no.
CHRIS No.
GRACE No? Huh, well, I thought it did add up to something, actually.
GRACE I painted this.
TRIP Bullshit.
GRACE I am an artist, Trip, fuck you.
TRIP You've been secretly painting? When --
GRACE Everytime you go on a goddamn business trip, I paint.
GRACE So don't EVER give me any more of your 'you could never be an artist' crap!!
TRIP Jesus --
GRACE uhh...
TRIP uhh...
TRIP Jesus...!
GRACE Chris, I --
TRIP I'm going to give you the truth too, Grace.
(CHRIS picks up the white wine bottle.)
GRACE What?!
(CHRIS puts down the white wine bottle.)
TRIP Grace...
TRIP uhh...
TRIP I've been having an affair.
GRACE Oh my God.
TRIP It's over now, though.
GRACE But how could you --
TRIP (big sigh) with the client, in, uh, Barcelona.
GRACE Maria.
TRIP I was lonely, Grace.
TRIP But, but, I -- I regret it, I really, really regret it.
TRIP uhh...
GRACE uhh...
GRACE Oh my God...!
TRIP Okay, Chris, Grace, I have one more thing to say...
GRACE Again?!
TRIP Grace...
TRIP uhh...
TRIP See... I'm... ashamed of my parents.
GRACE What!? Your parents are great.
GRACE I love seeing them...
TRIP I know, I know. But compared to yours... they're so ... ignorant.
GRACE But they're real. I hate how my parents are pretending to be something --
TRIP I've tried hard to be like your family --
GRACE Trip... really? ... I don't --
TRIP But I feel like a phony. I feel like I can never get rid of my past.
TRIP It's kind of like I don't know who I am anymore.
TRIP uhh...
GRACE uhh...
GRACE Oh my God...!
GRACE This changes everything...
TRIP Yeah.
TRIP You... you really have to be an artist...
CHRIS Is everything all right?
GRACE You finally admitted it -- you felt very alone... and you had an affair...
TRIP You -- you think I'm a phony for despising my upbringing...
GRACE But at least you had a real upbringing, it's me who had a fake one...
TRIP Chris, I --
GRACE Chris, we...
TRIP Look, uh, we need to talk...
GRACE Yeah.
TRIP And no, Chris, you don't need to say anything more...
TRIP Chris, Thanks for coming over, you... I think you helped us.
(Trip opens the front door.)
CHRIS Bye.
TRIP And no, Chris, please, it's okay...
CHRIS I can't get past you.
GRACE Bye. Thanks.
CHRIS You're kind of in the way.
CHRIS Assface.
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| Subject: Re: facade stageplay Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:37 pm | |
| - Spoiler:
FACADE STAGEPLAY Sun Apr 11 00 36 59 2010
TRIP Where are the new wine glasses?
GRACE What for?
TRIP That should be obvious!
GRACE Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please!
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
TRIP Oh, he's here!
GRACE What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now!
TRIP No, he's right on time!
GRACE God... Trip!
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP Chris!!
CHRIS This game sucks nigger penis.
TRIP Hey! God it's been so long since we've seen you! -- (interrupted)
(Trip closes the front door.)
GRACE No, no, here we are!
CHRIS I'M IN ANYWAY BITCH
GRACE Chris,
GRACE Hi! How are you? God it's been a while!
TRIP Yeah, it has been a long time.
GRACE And I have to say, you look great.
CHRIS GO JUMP OUT THE WINDOW
TRIP You know what, Chris, that's it, you need to leave.
CHRIS AT LEAST I'M NOT GAY
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP We'll be fine -- just go.
(Trip closes the front door.)
CHRIS MAN-LOVER
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| Subject: Re: facade stageplay Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:49 pm | |
| - Spoiler:
FACADE STAGEPLAY Sun Apr 11 00 48 55 2010
GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
TRIP What, Grace... this?
GRACE Yes, you know how I feel about it --
TRIP I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!
GRACE You know I've had to ask you about this several --
TRIP Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just a minute!
GRACE Fine, Trip... fine...
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP Chris!!
CHRIS I fucked Grace in the ass.
TRIP Hey! I thought I heard someone out here! God it's been so long since we've seen you! -- (interrupted)
TRIP Uh...
CHRIS Every day for a month.
TRIP Well come on in...
TRIP Uh, I'll -- I'll go get Grace...
CHRIS You're a fag.
TRIP (unintelligable arguing)
TRIP (unintelligable arguing) -- (interrupted)
GRACE No, no, here we are!
GRACE Chris,
CHRIS I AM GENGHIS KHAN
GRACE Hi! How are you? Oh god it's been such a long time! -- (interrupted)
GRACE Uh...
GRACE Well, come in, make yourself at home...
TRIP I'm just going to go close the door.
TRIP Chris, let me get you a drink.
(Trip closes the front door.)
PHONE ** RING **
CHRIS YOUR MARRIAGE NEEDS BLOOD
TRIP Oh, I'll get it --
GRACE No, no, we have a guest, we can let the answering machine pick it up. -- (interrupted)
(CHRIS picks up the phone.)
PHONE ** RING **
PHONE Grace? Hello?
GRACE Chris, no! Please don't do that.
PHONE Who is this? Grace is that you?
CHRIS It's a man.
GRACE Uhh, it's my dad, I can hear his voice.
PHONE I don't recognize your voice...
TRIP Oh!
PHONE Excuse me, I must have the wrong number... ** click **
CHRIS It's not her dad.
GRACE Okay, he's being annoying, as usual... just -- just hang it up.
CHRIS It's her lover.
GRACE You...
GRACE You think I'm...
GRACE loving...
TRIP Ho ho ho, ha, heh you're -- you're really joking around tonight, aren't you, ha ha ha...
CHRIS Grace is having an affair.
GRACE Ha, yeah, ha ha...
CHRIS With me.
TRIP Ha ha, heh, never afraid to say anything that pops into your mind, ha heh heh...
CHRIS We had sex in your bed, Trip.
TRIP Uhh... ah... anyway. -- (interrupted)
TRIP Oh, well, ha, you know what they say...
TRIP If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. Heh heh.
TRIP Heh heh ha ha ha ha, ha...
GRACE Trip...
GRACE (frustrated sigh)
TRIP Just kidding. (clears throat)
TRIP H -- hold on...
TRIP You think we should....
TRIP have more sex...
(CHRIS puts down the phone.)
CHRIS With me.
TRIP Uh, ha... ha ha ha... uh... y -- well, you, uh... you're really, uhh...
CHRIS Right now. On the floor. Let's go.
GRACE Wait, wait -- what is he --
TRIP No no, Grace, no no, he's just... testing us tonight, I think, heh... it's funny...
GRACE (clears throat)
TRIP (frustrated sigh)
TRIP Uh...
CHRIS Come on. I really want to.
GRACE What? Wait, wait, let's just wait for the answering machine...
TRIP I wanted to say hello --
(CHRIS picks up the phone.)
GRACE No no, Trip, we're entertaining a friend in our new apartment...
GRACE the last thing I want to do is talk to my parents.
TRIP Well, Grace's parents... They're something else, really classy people --
GRACE Uhh, no, they're impossible, they expect me to drive up to the house in Connecticut to attend all their stupid socialite charity benefits and parties, it's so tiresome.
(CHRIS puts down the phone.)
TRIP (frustrated sigh)
CHRIS Why are we still wearing clothes?
GRACE Huh, you two really are getting along well tonight, heh...
GRACE Yes, you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha.
TRIP Grace, oh, no, we don't need to do that.
CHRIS We should be naked.
GRACE Chris, I think you're flirting with me to get on my good side heh.
TRIP Ha ha, no, Grace, our friend's just kidding around, heh.
CHRIS No, all three of us. Right now.
GRACE So, about my decorating...
CHRIS Let's go.
GRACE Oh, well...
GRACE (frustrated sigh) So I was trying to find a style for this room...
CHRIS I have a box of condoms.
TRIP Ha ha! Oh I think we're going to need some drinks first if we're going to talk about sex.
GRACE Trip, come on, that's not funny.
TRIP (little sigh) Chris, -- (interrupted)
CHRIS It's better when you're drunk.
TRIP Oh, yeah, I'm gonna fix us some drinks in a sec!
TRIP Ah, you'll be the first to sample from my new set of imported drinking glasses.
GRACE I bet I can return most of this, and start over again on this room...
CHRIS I have to leave now. I'm late.
TRIP Grace, it seems no one has a problem with your decorating...
GRACE Trip, that's what you always say, but believe me, this room needs to be redone. Uhh, first chance I get I'm going to return whatever furniture they're willing to take ba
TRIP Okay, okay, I tried... -- (interrupted)
CHRIS I have to go to an appointment.
TRIP Chris, uhh, Grace, nothing's wrong, everything's fine!
(Trip shakes the advice ball.)
TRIP Sounds good.
TRIP Hmm!
GRACE (little sigh)
TRIP So! Drinks!
TRIP What would you like?
CHRIS Is that a magic 8-ball?
TRIP How about a martini?
GRACE You know Trip, I don't think your little advice ball looks so good on the bar.
TRIP What? It's like, a funny bar toy.
GRACE It's lame. It's a crappy piece of plastic sitting next to your fancy crystal cocktail glasses.
CHRIS I used to have one.
TRIP (little sigh) -- (interrupted)
TRIP Uh, well, you know what, I'm just going to make you a martini.
GRACE No no,
GRACE Chris, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water?
TRIP uhh...
CHRIS I can't take anything. I have to go.
TRIP Alright! That's what I wanted to hear! It'll just take me a short minute here.
GRACE (little sigh) I sometimes wonder if Trip spends so much time fixing drinks to avoid having real conversation with the guests.
TRIP Wait, what did you say?
GRACE (clears throat)
CHRIS We're not having sex.
(CHRIS picks up the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "Why Not")
TRIP Alright, Chris, that's it, you've got to leave.
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP We'll be fine -- you just have to go.
CHRIS I'm stealing this eight ball.
(Trip closes the front door.)
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| | | Arcade Gordon Freeman
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| Subject: Re: facade stageplay Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:26 pm | |
| - Spoiler:
FACADE STAGEPLAY Sun Apr 11 01 25 46 2010
GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
TRIP What, Grace... this?
GRACE Yes, you know how I feel about it --
TRIP I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!
GRACE You know I've had to ask you about this several -- -- (interrupted)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
TRIP Get off my back! I'll get rid of -- (interrupted)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
TRIP Uhp, he's here!
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
GRACE What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
TRIP No, he's supposed to be here now!
GRACE Trip...!
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP Chris!!
CHRIS nigger penis nigger penis
TRIP Hey! It's been too -- (interrupted)
GRACE No, no, here we are!
GRACE Chris,
GRACE Hi! How are you? God it's been a while!
TRIP Yeah, it has been a long time.
GRACE And I have to say, you look great.
CHRIS I'MMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZER
GRACE Uh...
GRACE So, come in, make yourself at home...
TRIP Huh, I'll close the door.
CHRIS I'MMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAR
TRIP Oh! Chris, what have I been waiting for -- let me get you a drink.
(Trip closes the front door.)
TRIP Oh this perfect because I just bought these classy new cocktail shakers we've got to try out.
CHRIS IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!
TRIP How does a martini sound?
TRIP Uh, well, you know what, I'm just going to make you a martini.
CHRIS IT SOUNDS OLD MEME
GRACE Chris, Trip's getting a little carried away... maybe you just want some juice, or a mineral water?
TRIP You know what why I don't I just open a bottle of merlot and make it easy.
TRIP We don't need to fight over this.
GRACE Yeah, we really don't need the fancy drinks tonight.
TRIP What do you say Grace, I know it's not your favorite, but help us finish the bottle?
CHRIS I will kill you both.
TRIP uh...
GRACE (nervous coughing)
TRIP you, uh...
CHRIS Just kidding.
TRIP that's, uh...
GRACE (nervous coughing)
TRIP heh, ha ha...
GRACE ha ha ha ha ha, heh...
TRIP ha ha ha!
CHRIS Not really.
GRACE ha ha ha ha ha!!
TRIP Ha ha ha, Chris,
GRACE heh heh...
TRIP heh heh, you had me going there for a sec...
TRIP heh, ha ha...
TRIP Never afraid to push your luck, heh heh heh...
(CHRIS picks up a Grace's drink.)
TRIP push our little buttons...
TRIP heh heh, you're crazy, you know that?
TRIP ha ha...
TRIP (big sigh)
TRIP Anyway, uh... what -- what were we talking about?
GRACE hmmm Chris, seeing you brings back wonderful memories, really... -- (interrupted)
PHONE ** RING **
CHRIS I have bipolar disorder.
GRACE Oh, I'll get it --
TRIP No, no no no, our friend's here, we can let the answering machine get it. -- (interrupted)
(CHRIS puts down a Grace's drink.)
(CHRIS picks up the phone.)
PHONE ** RING **
PHONE Hello? Hello?
TRIP Chris, no! Don't do that.
PHONE Who is this? Travis, is that you? This is your mother.
TRIP Uhh, that's my mother, I can hear her loud voice.
GRACE Oh!
PHONE I -- I think I have the wrong number... ** click **
TRIP Okay, she's confused, as usual... just -- just hang it up.
CHRIS Travis? Your real name is Travis?
(CHRIS puts down the phone.)
TRIP Oh, good, you hung up. I don't want to talk to her.
CHRIS Such a gay name.
GRACE Oh, I wanted to say hello -- -- (interrupted)
TRIP N -- no, no no, I, uh, -- I can talk to my parents later.
GRACE Anyhow, Trip's parents... They're sweet people, really down to earth -- -- (interrupted)
CHRIS For a gay person.
TRIP Uhh, no, they're ignorant, -- (interrupted)
TRIP N -- no, n - no, my parents aren't worth talking about.
(CHRIS picks up a Grace's drink.)
GRACE (big sigh)
GRACE Chris, you're not enjoying this are you?
TRIP What?
CHRIS This wine is good.
GRACE Trip, have you -- (interrupted)
TRIP Oh, yeah, y -- you know, I should fix you a real drink in not too long...
TRIP Anyway...
TRIP Grace, come on, that kind of statement is not helpful... -- (interrupted)
CHRIS This is good enough.
TRIP Oh, uh...
GRACE How nice of you to say that. Isn't it good to see our friend after so long?
TRIP (clears throat)
GRACE (happy but tense sigh)
GRACE Chris,
GRACE you and I are getting along so well tonight...
GRACE Stay there for a moment...
GRACE I want your opinion. Stay there.
GRACE Ugh, I'm getting so tired of looking at this god awful couch.
GRACE Maybe if I replaced it with... um...
TRIP Do you... do you remember, Grace...
CHRIS WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE
GRACE What.
TRIP How I proposed to you.
GRACE Oh, God, Trip --
TRIP Here, Chris, I'll show you.
CHRIS YOU KNOW THE RULES
TRIP It was at Grace's parents' house, Christmas, senior year of college --
GRACE Trip, what are you doing?!
CHRIS AND SO DO I
TRIP I got on one knee, in front of everybody, and --
GRACE Stop it, Trip!
TRIP I pulled out a diamond ring --
GRACE Trip!
CHRIS A FULL COMMITMENT'S WHAT I'M
TRIP And I said, Grace, will you marry me?
CHRIS THINKING OF
TRIP Heh, is -- is that romantic or what?!
CHRIS YOU WOULDN'T GET THIS FROM
TRIP Chris, -- (interrupted)
CHRIS ANY OTHER GUY
TRIP Oh, um, well...
GRACE (frustrated sigh) Chris, I'm sorry you have to see this --
TRIP Grace, I'm just kidding around, I mean I --
CHRIS IIIIIIIIIIIIII
TRIP I just wanted to show our friend --
CHRIS JUST WANNA TELL YOU HOW I'M
GRACE No, Trip, no, it's embarrassing, okay?
GRACE (little sigh)
GRACE God.
TRIP Look, mmm... mmm... look I'm sorry...
GRACE I don't know what's gotten into him.
CHRIS FEEEEEEELLLLIIIIING
GRACE (clears throat)
GRACE You know, ever since we got married, I can't help it, I'm forever buying new furniture and redecorating, -- (interrupted)
CHRIS whoa back up bitch
CHRIS yeah that's right
TRIP this...
GRACE what...
CHRIS you heard me
TRIP You said...
GRACE He...
GRACE uh...
TRIP How...
GRACE His...
CHRIS what are you going to do about it
GRACE We need to um... uh...
GRACE Oh we need to make sure we -- we look at... uh...
(CHRIS puts down a Grace's drink.)
(CHRIS picks up the advice ball.)
TRIP Right...
GRACE the metal thing behind the toaster...
(The advice ball reads, "Why Not")
TRIP we need to remember to return that...
GRACE Oh, yeah, yeah...!
CHRIS this magic eight ball sucks.
GRACE (long release sigh)
GRACE yeah...
TRIP Chris, I -- I want you to look at this photo from our recent trip to Italy...
GRACE (impatient sigh) Trip, maybe our friend would prefer --
TRIP Grace, just because you don't like it, doesn't mean our friend won't...
CHRIS It's gay. Like you.
TRIP What?!
GRACE Trip, Trip, it's alright, our friend is just giving you a bit of a hard time tonight, you're a man, you can take it.
CHRIS A gay man.
GRACE Chris, come over here and sit on the couch with me.
TRIP Grace...!!!
TRIP Now, now, -- (interrupted)
GRACE Trip, you see, your fetish for all things European is making our friend very uncomfortable!
(CHRIS sits on the couch.)
TRIP Goddammit, Grace, this was supposed to be our second honeymoon!
GRACE What? Chris, Trip is absolutely exaggerating, it was simply a weekend getaway, that's all.
TRIP Jesus, I was trying to find a way for us to spend some time together!
GRACE All those business trips of yours to Europe must have done something to you.
TRIP Uhh, you're driving me insane!
TRIP Goddamn italy...
TRIP I try to reach out to you, I try to be romantic with you, but you're cold, and distant! I do, I really try!
(CHRIS gets up from the couch.)
GRACE (impatient sigh) Chris, can you believe this?
GRACE (frustrated sigh)
TRIP Uh huh, you...
CHRIS This window is perfect for jumping
TRIP I know what you'll say...
TRIP You've been criticizing me ever since you got here! -- (interrupted)
GRACE What, what are you saying?
GRACE Goddamn second honeymoon...
GRACE Trip, our whole marriage, you're so... controlling!
TRIP Oh, come on...!
CHRIS He hates you, Grace.
TRIP Okay, you know what, Chris,
TRIP I need to ask you something.
GRACE Trip --
TRIP Grace, let me ask our guest a question.
TRIP Chris, yes or no...
TRIP Marriage is about saying yes to the other person, even if you're not sure about it, right?
GRACE What?
TRIP I mean, if your husband or wife reaches out to you, you have to reach back, right? -- (interrupted)
CHRIS Grace is having an affair.
TRIP Look, don't bother answering, I don't need to hear it!
TRIP Uhh, I try so hard to reach out to you, Grace, and you reject me! You're cold! You're distant! I can't keep going this way, it's killing me!
GRACE Oh, don't even...!
GRACE Uhh! Yeah, good, get out of my sight!
GRACE I can't take you anymore!
GRACE Oh, God!!
CHRIS I saw another woman with Trip.
GRACE uhh! -- (interrupted)
GRACE What are you saying? What?
CHRIS He's having an affair.
TRIP Grace, are you talking about me?
GRACE What do you care?
GRACE Chris, I -- I'm sorry... this is a disaster...
GRACE uhh...
CHRIS Grace, he's having an affair.
GRACE Chris, (annoyed sigh) Trip is just so...
TRIP Oh ho, so we're talking about me, are we?
GRACE What?
CHRIS He's sleeping with other women.
GRACE Ah!
TRIP Heh, hey... heh heh heh, hey, no no no, don't -- don't try to... don't -- don't to try accuse me of -- of -- of anything with Maria...
GRACE Oh God...
TRIP No -- no, no, Grace, don't, don't even about think that -- look, look -- -- (interrupted)
CHRIS Who's Maria?
TRIP Uhh, Chris, we already talked about that, am I wrong?
CHRIS No, we didn't.
GRACE Let's continue focusing on Trip.
TRIP Grace, we don't -- we don't have to do this... things are okay, we can just -- -- (interrupted)
CHRIS Explain who Maria is.
GRACE Chris, -- (interrupted)
TRIP Uhh, Chris, we already talked about that, am I wrong?
CHRIS Yes, you're wrong.
GRACE Look, why don't we talk about us, our relationship.
TRIP You know, I can't say Grace never acts loving towards me... -- (interrupted)
CHRIS He's sleeping with Maria.
TRIP Uhh, Chris, we went over that already, didn't we?
CHRIS He's sleeping with Maria's sister.
TRIP Uhh, Chris, we went over that already, didn't we?
CHRIS He's sleeping with your mother.
TRIP Uhh, Chris, we went over that already, didn't we?
CHRIS He's sleeping with Fido.
GRACE Uhh, Chris, you know, we already talked about that... (frustrated sigh)
CHRIS He sleeps with dogs.
GRACE Uhh, Chris, you know, we already talked about that... (frustrated sigh)
CHRIS He slept with me.
TRIP You know, let's -- let's talk about Grace.
GRACE You know, Trip, whenever I really try to talk honestly about things, you...
GRACE you don't want to hear it!
TRIP What?
GRACE Chris, I think I'm the only one who is trying to be the most honest here.
TRIP Uhh...
CHRIS He's always been lying to you.
GRACE Yes?
TRIP Look, you're doing it again, you're putting all this on me...
CHRIS It's all his fault. Leave him.
GRACE Ah!
TRIP Chris, you think this is all my fault, don't you?
TRIP You're saying I -- I caused all this? I, I what, what -- what screwed up somewhere along the line?
CHRIS You had an affair. Of course yes.
TRIP Ah!
GRACE Oh God...
TRIP What is...? This is making no sense...
TRIP What? What is this? I'm confused.
GRACE No, no no no no no, our -- our 'friend' is just trying to... to confuse me or something...
CHRIS I saw you with that woman, Trip.
GRACE Uhh...
GRACE Oh God... Chris, what should I do... I don't know what to do...
CHRIS Leave him. He's cheating on you.
GRACE Uhh, Chris, I think we discussed that already... (frustrated sigh)
GRACE Let's keep talking about Trip.
TRIP Grace, even though you're now a creative director at work, and even though you redecorate the apartment all the time, the truth is... you're not an artist.
GRACE Uhh...!
TRIP I'm sorry, you're not. -- (interrupted)
CHRIS Stop talking, Trip.
TRIP No?
GRACE Ah, thank you, you disagree, that might just help him!
GRACE See, Trip, you have no idea what an artist is.
CHRIS We know you don't love Grace.
TRIP Ah!
GRACE Where did that come from? You're making no sense!
CHRIS He doesn't love you.
GRACE Aha!
TRIP What?! Are -- are you trying to say... I might not love Grace?!
GRACE What?!
TRIP Jesus, I -- is that... that's what you think is going on here?! -- (interrupted)
CHRIS You don't love her.
TRIP Oh, Jesus Christ, Chris, would just quit it with that? Uhh!
CHRIS Why would you have an affair?
GRACE Uhh, Chris, I think we discussed that already... (frustrated sigh)
TRIP Let's keep talking about Grace.
(CHRIS shakes the advice ball.)
GRACE See, Chris, all this time, I just can't stop thinking that I should have been painting!
(The advice ball reads, "Perhaps Soon")
(CHRIS shakes the advice ball.)
TRIP Why don't you just do it then?
(The advice ball reads, "Sure Thing")
TRIP Be a goddamn artist already. What are you afraid of, Grace?
GRACE Well, but... Chris, I... I... uhh... -- (interrupted)
CHRIS Trip is secretly gay.
GRACE No?
GRACE You -- you don't think I should paint...
GRACE Uhh...
GRACE Uhh, Chris, you know, we already talked about that... (frustrated sigh) -- (interrupted)
CHRIS You should paint.
CHRIS What DIDN'T we talk about?
TRIP Aha!
GRACE Chris, you're saying I'm... not communicative? No, that's just wrong, I'm the one here who is able to actually say things...
CHRIS No.
CHRIS It's all Trip's fault.
TRIP Okay, I'm sick of this bullshit!!
TRIP Chris, I know what you're trying to hint at...
TRIP about me...
TRIP Do you really want the truth? Huh?
CHRIS I love you, Grace.
TRIP No, Chris, just, yes or no, do you want to hear the truth?
CHRIS No.
TRIP Grace, huh?
GRACE Yes...!
TRIP See, Chris, I've been paying attention to what you've been saying tonight.
TRIP You've really been pushing me tonight.
CHRIS I've always loved you, Grace.
TRIP And I wonder, are you really my friend or not.
GRACE Trip!
TRIP Chris, Quit interrupting me, let me speak!
TRIP Chris, I ask you this -- yes or no...
TRIP Do you really think that...
TRIP praising me...
TRIP criticizing me...
TRIP saying that Grace is not communicative...
TRIP and worst of all,
TRIP telling me I'm to blame...
TRIP and you don't even say 'yes' when I ask you if you want the truth...
TRIP that it's all supposed to make me realize something about myself?
CHRIS Yes.
TRIP Wait, Chris, let me finish!
CHRIS YOU DID FINISH
CHRIS Trip told me he wants a divorce.
(CHRIS shakes the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "It's Definite")
CHRIS I love this view.
CHRIS ... Hello?
CHRIS Are you two ignoring me?
(CHRIS shakes the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "Yes")
CHRIS Aw, damn.
CHRIS Hey, Grace.
CHRIS Leave with me.
CHRIS You know you want to.
CHRIS Pfft.
CHRIS You guys are double niggers.
CHRIS ...
CHRIS I'm leaving.
(CHRIS puts down the advice ball.)
(CHRIS knocks on the front door.)
(CHRIS opens the front door.)
(CHRIS points to the elevator button.)
(CHRIS points to the elevator button.)
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