SO UH. DAN HAS SOME NEWS that he probably should have told

Dumbledore wrote:

DAN YOU WILL SOON HATE THAT BABBY
when they're like 12/11/10
and really fucking annoying

Exactly why I'm moving the fuck out before she gets to that age.
/shot

No Tira, Dan like's 'em young.
He even admitted it once.

Dumbledore wrote:

Ebony Way wrote:

No Tira, Dan like's 'em young.
He even admitted it once.

... oh yeah i forgot

K SCRATCH THE LAST PART OF MY POST

DAN WILL TTLY STILL BE AT HOME WHEN BABBY IS PRETEEN
AND SNEAK INTO HER ROOM AT NIGHT
AND PLAY BOA CONSTRICTOR

kake if you get the joke

or nekkid twister

Ebony Way wrote:

No Tira, Dan like's 'em young.
He even admitted it once.

What the fuck. I never said anything like that.
And it really pisses me off when these sorta jokes, when directed at you, make you go all bitchy and upset, but it's okay for you to say them to others.

TRI-TERRORIST-TOPS wrote:

Ebony Way wrote:

No Tira, Dan like's 'em young.
He even admitted it once.

What the fuck. I never said anything like that.
And it really pisses me off when these sorta jokes, when directed at you, make you go all bitchy and upset, but it's okay for you to say them to others.

I haven't bitched about them in forever.
._______.

And even then, Dan, we're just kidding.
No need to bitch about it yourself.

Dumbledore wrote:

DAN YOU WILL SOON HATE THAT BABBY
when they're like 12/11/10
and really fucking annoying

1. i totally thought that was a date at first
2. if they're anything like my brothers and cousins that age would be around 6/7/8

CHRISFRO wrote:

1. i totally thought that was a date at first

THIS. xD

Ebony Way wrote:

And even then, Dan, we're just kidding.
No need to bitch about it yourself.

Talking about fucking my unborn sister is a bit past the line. I don't care about whether you're kidding or not, that's way too far. I don't care about being called gay or anything like that, but getting called an incestual pedophile is something that I won't take.
Sorry I snapped, I was having a really bad day and the fact that I came on here to find people basically ganging up on me made it a lot worse.

TRI-TERRORIST-TOPS wrote:

Ebony Way wrote:

And even then, Dan, we're just kidding.
No need to bitch about it yourself.

Talking about fucking my unborn sister is a bit past the line. I don't care about whether you're kidding or not, that's way too far. I don't care about being called gay or anything like that, but getting called an incestual pedophile is something that I won't take.
Sorry I snapped, I was having a really bad day and the fact that I came on here to find people basically ganging up on me made it a lot worse.

Well, sorry.
If it makes you feel any better I've called Chris an incestuous pedophile too.

TRI-TERRORIST-TOPS wrote:

Ebony Way wrote:

And even then, Dan, we're just kidding.
No need to bitch about it yourself.

Talking about fucking my unborn sister is a bit past the line. I don't care about whether you're kidding or not, that's way too far. I don't care about being called gay or anything like that, but getting called an incestual pedophile is something that I won't take.
Sorry I snapped, I was having a really bad day and the fact that I came on here to find people basically ganging up on me made it a lot worse.

I agree with this, I'm sorry, but it bothered me reading that too, that whole time I was thinking, "Dan is going to assassinate all of them."

Anyways, not as if anyone really cares, but in about 6 months Erin and I will be God parents....

Here is the father:

Here is the mother: