LOL, MAD LIBS

SO I GOT A MAD LIBS APP. AND I FOUND THIS AMUSING SO I SAVED IT.
DON'T ASK ABOUT THE 37 FAMILY OR CAT HOURS IT WAS 3AM OKAY >_> LOL

"VACATIONS
A vacation is when you take a
trip to some gross

place with your 37

family. Usually you go to some place that is near a/an dick
or up
on a/an vagina
. A good vacation place is one where you can ride horses
or play poor pussy
or go hunting for pants
. I like
to spend my time mauling
or sucking
.
When parents go on a vacation, they spend their time eating three cucumbers
a day, and fathers play golf, and mothers sit around blowing
.
Last summer, my little brother fell in a/an bra
and got poison cannabis
all over his trachea
.
My family is going to go to hell
, and I will practice sexing
.
Parents need vacations more than kids because parents are always very devilish

and because they have to work cat
hours every day all year
making enough hats
to pay for the vacation."

or sucking

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, and I will practice sexing

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