LOL, SARAH PALIN AND ALSO GOODBYE FOREVAR

"SarahPalinUSA

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will upload screenie later

SO APPARENTLY I HAVE TO GO TO LIKE COUSIN MARY'S HOUSE OR SOMETHING I HAVE NO CLUE WHO SHE IS WHATEVER
SO YEAH I WILL SEE YOU GUYS
LATER
and i will miss you 3:

JUST FOUND OUT
they're really religious.
WISH ME LUCK I HOPE I CAN GO WITHOUT SAYING "OH MY GOD"
WHAT THE SHIT AM I GOING TO SAY IT'LL BE LIKE
"OH MY G-... BANANAS."
lamest thing of the century

IF I TRIP OVER SOMETHING, THE FIRST THING I SAY IS EITHER "JESUS" "FUCK" OR "WHAT THE HELL"
I'LL BE LIKE
"-trips- GOLLY-GEE"

your cousin is mary lee walsh

TOO FUCKED UP; DIDN'T READ

i hate really religious family members
i only have one, luckily

GOOD LUCK
DON'T DIE

You should say the Lord gave you permission. Then after you say that, get down on your knees and pray. Then say, "He says you're going to hell for accusing me. >:|"

...lolidk.

IS YOU COUSIN HOT?

YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME WITH YOUR WITH YOUR WITH YOUR 'GOODBYE FOREVAR'. >:|

COUSIN MARY IS MY GRANDMA'S COUSIN.
SO SHE'S LIKE MY THIRD COUSIN OR SOMETHING.

@DAN; IF I WERE LEAVING FOREVAR I WOULD BE SRS BSNS

THERE WAS FUCKING NOTHING TO DO THERE BUT LIKE WATCH TV
AND GRANDMA AND MY PARENTS AND ROB&MARY WERE TALKING ABOUT STUFF
BUT IT WAS INSAAAANELY BORING
LIKE USUALLY I COULD TOTALLY HAT IT UP WITH LIKE JAY OR TOM OR PATRICIA OR /SOMEONE/ BUT NO. NOT THESE PEOPLE. boring conversations were boring. D:
BUT THEY WERE REALLY NICE THOUGH. AND THAT IS WHAT COUNTS.

YOUR COUSIN IS ICH?

BALLS OF ALL BALLS OF ALL BALLS OF ALL BALLS

NO WAIT SHE'S MY DAD'S COUSIN

HOW COULD SHE BE YOUR DAD'S COUSIN AND ALSO YOUR COUSIN