***NSFW*** ICH'S MPREG DESCRIPTION

Because it's so damn hilarious



[19:58:14] @ Ichigoma : mpreg

[19:58:34] @ Ichigoma : babies crawling out of roys belly button

[19:58:46] @ Ichigoma : or clawing out of his penis
[19:59:00] @ Ichigoma : ripping his cock open as they exit
[19:59:17] @ Ichigoma : to the point where he will never hold pee in again
[19:59:17] @ LapFox : BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS
[19:59:17] @ Hibari Kyoya : OR OUT HIS ASS.
[19:59:21] @ Negaren : STOP GIVING ME MENTAL IMAGES
[19:59:27] @ Hibari Kyoya : OR HE SUDDENLY HAS A VAGINA. e___e
[19:59:32] @ Ichigoma : and the baby will feast on his gnarled penis

[19:59:50] @ Ichigoma : or his mouth turns into a vagina and he vomits the baby up
[19:59:55] @ Negaren : SHUT UP
[20:00:09] @ Ichigoma : or his eyes turn into vaginas
[20:00:21] @ Ichigoma : and he gives birth to eye babies
[20:00:42] @ Ichigoma : -divides by male zero that is pregnant-
[20:01:09] @ Ichigoma : 1/0 can describe a vertical line

[20:01:17] @ Ichigoma : you didnt divide by zer
[20:01:33] @ BAYFORMERS : A VERTICAL LINE THAT GAPES INTO A SWIRLING BLACK HOLE
[20:01:39] @ Ichigoma : and then the baby will try to nurse on roys tits
[20:02:15] @ Ichigoma : but will just end up gnawing them until they are swollen pulsating blobs of puss and blood
[20:03:40] @ Ichigoma : when roy seeks medical help, they dismiss him
[20:04:16] @ Ichigoma : when roy seeks console in chris, he gets locked in a closet with their new baby, Christeroy
[20:04:31] @ LapFox : As you can see, I have apparently have had too much sugar
[20:04:40] @ Ichigoma : Christeroy then begins to nurse on roys healty tit
[20:05:23] @ Ichigoma : but since no milk come out Christeroy must find another place to get his mamas papas milk
[20:05:32] @ Ichigoma : so he finds chris
[20:05:38] @ Ichigoma : and begind nursing on his dick
[20:05:52] @ Ichigoma : since chris never gets sex, he is instantly aroused
[20:06:01] @ Ichigoma : and cums in Christeroys mouth
[20:06:27] @ Ichigoma : Christeroy being nothing but a child, thinks this is mamas milk
[20:07:18] @ Ichigoma : chris loved blowjobs, and it got to the point where it didnt bother him that his newborn son gave them to him
[20:07:35] @ BAYFORMERS : I THINK I'M GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE
[20:07:41] @ Ichigoma : Christeroy, however, didnt get his proper nutrients from the semen
[20:07:49] @ Ichigoma : and died at the age of 4 weeks
[20:08:01] @ LapFox : ...
[20:08:04] @ LapFox : AND THEN.....?
[20:08:05] @ Hibari Kyoya : POOR BABBY. D:
[20:08:10] @ Ichigoma : roy was put in jail for child neglect; chris for child abuse
[20:08:33] @ Ichigoma : they were put in the same prison cell located in a nudist colony in souther california
[20:08:56] @ Ichigoma : and chris repeatedly raped roy
[20:09:30] @ Ichigoma : and roys genetic malformity that allowed mpreg to manifest in his body cause him to concieve again
[20:10:08] @ Ichigoma : roy gave birth to a girl
[20:10:35] @ Ichigoma : and the nudist colony named it ryvorlynn peace long hair weed acid hendrix
[20:11:04] @ Ichigoma : ryvorlynn needed mamas milk too, however
[20:11:18] @ Ichigoma : since they had been in jail for about 1.2 years, roys tits had mostly healed
[20:11:52] @ Ichigoma : ryvorlynn attemped to nurse, but soon realized that roy was a man and men could not lactate
[20:12:12] @ Ichigoma : ryvorlynn then began to steal chris and roys rations
[20:12:26] @ Ichigoma : and out of starvation and desperation
[20:12:40] @ Ichigoma : chris and roy slaughtered ryvorlynn and consumed her
[20:12:44] @ Ichigoma : however
[20:12:52] @ Ichigoma : they did not cook ryvorlynn
[20:13:10] @ Ichigoma : and were infected with salmonella
[20:13:14] @ Negaren : /brickd
[20:13:58] @ Ichigoma : the nudist colony saw this act as an act of blasphemy and they were sent to the loony bin to be trated
[20:14:25] @ Ichigoma : however
[20:14:35] @ Ichigoma : the loony bin had a strict no mpreg policy
[20:14:40] @ Ichigoma : and they were turned away
[20:15:01] @ Ichigoma : chris and roy became text subjects at a local hospital
[20:15:16] @ Ichigoma : test*** loltext
[20:15:42] @ Ichigoma : on roy they tested his mpreg capabilities, and roy gave birth to another child
[20:15:51] @ Ichigoma : they named it X
[20:16:23] @ Ichigoma : on chris they tested the effects of doing surgery on a concious patient
[20:16:49] @ Ichigoma : their next test however, would test the boundaries of mpreg
[20:16:56] @ Ichigoma : they made roy concieve
[20:17:16] @ Ichigoma : and inserted roys fetus into chris
[20:17:18] @ LapFox : Ich I really hope this isn't the sort of thing that turns you on
[20:17:40] @ Ichigoma : they split chris' intestine in half, so the baby could have nutrients
[20:18:01] @ BAYFORMERS : PROBABLY
[20:18:03] @ Ichigoma : this test worked perfectly, and the child was named professor utonium
[20:18:09] @ BAYFORMERS : SHE SOUNDS LIKE SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING
[20:18:26] @ Ichigoma : they then attempted to turn roys asshole into a vagina
[20:18:43] @ Ichigoma : they found a dead homeless whore and cut her legs and torso off
[20:18:46] @ Hibari Kyoya : STOP
[20:18:46] @ Hibari Kyoya : STOP
[20:18:55] @ Hibari Kyoya : LOL KIRI SAME TIME
[20:19:00] @ Ichigoma : and took her pelvic are and extracted the vagina
[20:19:01] @ Hibari Kyoya : FOR ALL THAT IS GOOD AND NOT FUCKED UP
[20:19:08] @ Hibari Kyoya : STOP!
[20:19:14] @ Ichigoma : they then pulled roys anus until it was gaping
[20:19:20] @ BAYFORMERS : MY DESK HAS AN INDENT AND MY FOREHEAD IS BLEEDING
[20:19:22] @ BAYFORMERS : DO THE MATH
[20:19:23] @ Ichigoma : and for extra pleasure, double fisted him
[20:19:42] @ LapFox : -is still lol'ing-
[20:19:47] @ Ichigoma : after the sex session, they sewes the vagina in place
[20:20:53] @ Ichigoma : they then gangbanged roy and fucked every hole in his body (including tear ducts)
[20:21:08] @ Negaren :
[20:21:10] @ Ichigoma : the result was catastrophe
[20:21:26] @ Ichigoma : roy concieved 18 children

[20:22:12] @ Ichigoma : they took the fetuses out and gave them to women and men interested in an mpreg fetus


[20:22:55] @ Ichigoma : chris became jealous of the doctors
[20:22:58] @ Ichigoma : and one day killed on
[20:23:21] @ Ichigoma : the next doctor that came in chris decided to have more fun with
[20:23:52] The Joker has joined the chat on Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:23 pm
[20:23:53] @ Ichigoma : chris nailed this doctor to a dart board peeled all his skin off and coated him in paint thinner
[20:24:02] @ LapFox : DAN
[20:24:07] @ Negaren : SO WHAT ABOUT DAN, ICH?
[20:24:11] @ Negaren :
[20:24:17] @ LapFox : FOR THE SAKE OF NOT GOING INTO THE FETAL POSITION
[20:24:18] @ The Joker : waitwat
[20:24:23] @ LapFox : DON'T SCROLL UP
[20:24:29] @ Ichigoma : he then found out that this doctor had concieved a child as well
[20:24:30] @ The Joker : ... too late
[20:24:35] @ The Joker :
[20:24:41] @ Ichigoma : too the fetus and inserted it into a dog

[20:25:21] @ Ichigoma : the dog rejected the fetus, and shat it out one day
[20:25:26] @ The Joker : o.e
[20:25:40] @ Ichigoma : chris then turned into a velociraptot and ate the dog and the shit-baby
[20:25:43] @ Ichigoma : the end
[20:25:57] @ Negaren : ._________.
[20:26:04] @ Ichigoma : velociraptot=toddler velociraptor
[20:26:19] @ Ichigoma : EPILOGUE:
[20:26:28] @ Hibari Kyoya : DIBS ON KICKING ICH IN THE LOONY BIN!
[20:26:34] @ The Joker : FUUUUUUU
[20:26:52] @ The Joker : ICH
[20:26:57] @ The Joker : I FEEL AS THOUGH
[20:27:01] @ BAYFORMERS : well i like dinosaurs BUT THIS IS STILL BULLSHIT
[20:27:02] @ The Joker : ALL OF MY DIGNITY
[20:27:04] @ Ichigoma : roy was soonb admitted into a mormon society as a rape victim
[20:27:14] @ The Joker : HAS DISAPPEARED
[20:27:21] @ Ichigoma : whenever a mormon would get pissed, they would rape roy
[20:27:41] @ Ichigoma : roy concieved many other children, all of which were adopted to mormons
[20:28:06] @ Ichigoma : god then came out of his vegas flat
[20:28:15] @ BAYFORMERS : AND WHILE IT'S A HIT, I'LL SHOOT MYSELF.
[20:28:17] @ Ichigoma : and gave roy his blessing
[20:28:20] @ The Joker : I can't stay too long again. .
[20:28:31] @ The Joker : But I'll bbl
[20:28:45] @ The Joker : -Having a break from hw-
[20:28:46] @ BAYFORMERS : HOW LONG ARE WE TALKING
[20:28:48] @ Ichigoma : when roy refused to accept god blessing
[20:28:52] @ BAYFORMERS : I MEANT THAT BOTH WAYS
[20:29:09] @ Ichigoma : god raped him with the all of the power of the divine world.
[20:29:47] @ Ichigoma : this started the religion, royrapism, and a royrapist colony was started not far away from the mormon society
[20:30:01] @ Hibari Kyoya : ...
[20:30:05] @ Negaren : ...lolwut
[20:30:08] @ Hibari Kyoya : and
[20:30:15] @ Negaren :
[20:30:20] @ Hibari Kyoya : ROY. I feel so sorry for you for being the target.
[20:30:20] @ Ichigoma : roy was preserved in a cheese factory and hung up in their central place of worship
[20:30:40] @ Negaren : ...cheese factory
[20:30:42] @ Negaren :
[20:30:47] @ BAYFORMERS : THIS STUFF IS LIKE
[20:30:50] @ Hibari Kyoya : ...LOLWUT
[20:30:51] @ BAYFORMERS : EVERYTHING I HATE
[20:30:52] @ BAYFORMERS : ALL IN ONE
[20:30:53] @ Negaren : DON'T RUIN CHEESE FOR ME ;__;
[20:30:56] @ The Joker : dfghjkl;'
[20:30:59] @ Negaren : I LOVE MAC&CHEESE
[20:31:00] @ Ichigoma : when babies were born, they were baptized by being shoved up roys assvagina
[20:31:01] @ BAYFORMERS : GOOD JOB

[20:31:49] @ Ichigoma : or into roys gaping tearducts, a result of the gangbang
[20:31:56] @ LapFox : -saved it all- :D
[20:32:00] @ Hibari Kyoya : ICH, SCREENIE ALL OF THIS. I DEMAND YOU TO.
[20:32:07] @ Ichigoma : there were four holidays in royrapism
[20:32:16] @ The Joker : LOLTAYLOR
[20:32:42] @ Ichigoma : 1. The Conception of Christeroy, The Holy Unmilking Jesus-Child.
[20:32:44] @ Hibari Kyoya : LOLTAYLOR
[20:33:09] @ BAYFORMERS : I QUIT
[20:33:15] @ BAYFORMERS : I'M NEVER GOING BACK TO THIS FORUM AGAIN
[20:33:18] @ BAYFORMERS :
[20:33:19] @ Ichigoma : 2. The Day of Roy and Chris' prosecution, and sentence to the nudist prison.
[20:33:22] @ BAYFORMERS : AND I'M SERIOUS
[20:33:28] @ Ichigoma : 3. The day of roys holy Gangbang
[20:33:40] @ BAYFORMERS : IF I'M GONNA BE THE TARGET OF SOMETHING SO GRUESOME
[20:33:40] @ Hibari Kyoya : NO ROY!
[20:33:44] @ Hibari Kyoya : YOU'RE THE ONLY SANE ONE!
[20:33:49] @ BAYFORMERS : IT WILL BE
[20:33:52] @ Hibari Kyoya :
[20:33:52] @ Ichigoma : 4. The day roy was pasturized and hung up in the holy royrapist church
[20:33:53] @ BAYFORMERS : NOWHERE
[20:33:56] @ BAYFORMERS : SO
[20:33:58] @ BAYFORMERS : YEAH
[20:34:03] @ BAYFORMERS : STARTING THIS WEEKEND
[20:34:10] @ Ichigoma : On this day


[20:34:30] @ Ichigoma : people were given dildos and frozen mpreg fetuses as presents
[20:34:57] @ Ichigoma : frozen and embalmed mpreg fetuses were used as barbies for the royrapist colony
[20:35:00] @ Ichigoma : the end

DELETE THIS THREAD OR ELSE I'M LEAVING THIS FORUM

lolwtfbbq

PUBLISH IT AND MAKE MILLIONS!

Byakuran wrote:

PUBLISH IT AND MAKE MILLIONS!

THIS

-took time to read this-
....
your weird.

You think I care about grammar.
duz it bthr u whn i spk lke dis?

k den sks 4 u lolololol

wow, this is the strangest think i wish i could unsee.

nevermind what i said i want this to be put in the fucking smithsonian

why isn't the day i turn into a dinosaur a holiday

smart cwc wrote:

why isn't the day i turn into a dinosaur a holiday

cause youre a faggot

... why havent i read this before